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[–]wawawub 86 points87 points ago

Simpsons anyone?!?!

[–]Parki2 45 points46 points ago

simpsons did it, simpsons did it, simpsons did it

[–]DeathWalrus 8 points9 points ago

And in shitty MS Paint comic form, no less.

[–]Muffinizer1 2 points3 points ago

But it being in ms paint and a stolen joke on the front page makes it funny for a different reason

[–]BlazeOrangeDeer 1 point2 points ago

And the semi that the Joker rides in during the prisoner transport scene in The Dark Knight.

SLAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE

[–]Clarinetaphoner 3 points4 points ago

Wasn't this a 'Far Side' comic, too?

[–]belflandluvr 11 points12 points ago

I could use a good stolen Simpsons joke right now.

[–]IriquoisP 14 points15 points ago

Ever since I watched The Dark Knight, I read slaughter as "s-Laughter"

[–]Pepper_MD 2 points3 points ago

You should try s-Laughter House 5 then.

[–]DongTheGiant 2 points3 points ago

But I've never seen the first 4.

[–]TheShaggyNuts 9 points10 points ago

The title was a mistake.

[–]Penny_is_a_Bitch 3 points4 points ago

I agree. OP kind of ruined the joke.

[–]Kyuto4900 5 points6 points ago

Simpsons reference

[–]thirstyfalcon 10 points11 points ago

way to rip off the simpsons.

[–]AllTehThingz 4 points5 points ago

This is dumb, cows can't read.

[–]facepalminghomer 1 point2 points ago

Was this pic done by Pixar?

[–]up-downvotes_4U_Inc 1 point2 points ago

Close. Crayola.

[–]eyabs 0 points1 point ago

You can't spell slaughter without laughter!

[–]slaughterhouse_809 1 point2 points ago

The one time my name could've been used for something.

[–]ShitFlingingApe 1 point2 points ago

ive

[–]TrustInHenry 2 points3 points ago

you can't have manslaughter without laughter...

[–]Kaeny 2 points3 points ago

Man's laughter

[–]dark_roast 0 points1 point ago

A T-Shirt Hell classic

[–]memebusterz 3 points4 points ago

[–]JayTbo 1 point2 points ago

Phew... I could use a good repost right now.

[–]ZeeEXOhAy 0 points1 point ago

From simpsons

[–]andylowenthal 0 points1 point ago

this is a recycled far side comic

[–]TheSidePocketKid 0 points1 point ago

So it goes.

[–]Yourdomdaddy 0 points1 point ago

Makes me think of Temple Grandin

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_Grandin

[–]CarlLady 0 points1 point ago

Amos, get off the roof - you're drunk.

[–]CuteGodlessKittens 0 points1 point ago

Also very similar to the truck in the dark knight.

[–]AfricanNinja8 0 points1 point ago

Now I want to pronounce it as 'slafter'... Thanks

[–]pantiloons 1 point2 points ago

you cant spell slaughter without laughter.

[–]Good_WO_God 0 points1 point ago

[–]connorisapayne17 0 points1 point ago

How the laughing cow was made.

[–]1011analseepage -1 points0 points ago

This is probably the single greatest piece of evidence of ridiculousness of the English language. Add an s to the beginning and the gh basically becomes silent and the a sound changes. English, stahp.

[–]I_SKULLFUCK_PONIES 0 points1 point ago

Simpsons did it.

[–]DontBroMeBro 0 points1 point ago

It's funny because they die. And we eat them. And they are delicious.

[–]MissFegg 0 points1 point ago

I'm I the only one who think this is just sad?

[–]somesortaorangefruit 0 points1 point ago

Are those pigs or cows? Cause it looks like a cross between them.

[–]SLICK_EDITOR -1 points0 points ago

I fucking posted this picture a few months ago (on a different account) and it got removed because I wasn't linking to the original source.

What the fuck reddit.

And fuck you, OP, for getting more karma out of this one.

[–]noahhmltn 0 points1 point ago

Dark Knight anyone?

[–]beardybaldy -1 points0 points ago

I laughed entirely too much at this. Bravo.

[–]baddna7 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of how much I miss 'The Far Side'.

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[–]who_said_it 1 point2 points ago

she

[–]powertowse -1 points0 points ago

Would this be an appropriate time for a joke about shower houses too?

[–]PatrickBrown -2 points-1 points ago

This sucks. The animal should have said: "I heard this act kills!"