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[–]dgd109 63 points64 points ago

Staph - gram positive cocci in clusters

[–]tr335 9 points10 points ago

Commonly found in hospitals.

[–]Beastface86 5 points6 points ago

That would be methicillin resistant staphylococcus aureus i.e MRSA.

[–]tr335 4 points5 points ago

It is the most common form.

[–]moikederp 3 points4 points ago

[–]len3001 3 points4 points ago

[–]unoriginal_username1 -4 points-3 points ago

came here to say this^

[–]HuxleyBomb 0 points1 point ago

and in Lindsay Lohans

[–]Trimmel 0 points1 point ago

You beat me to this correction.

[–]vintibes 8 points9 points ago

Your.

favorite.

what.

[–]darngooddogs 5 points6 points ago

That shit is hard to get rid of.

[–]sublimnl 14 points15 points ago

staphylecockus

wat r u doing?

staphylecockus

stahp!

[–]Frodo-Lives 3 points4 points ago

Staph is my favorite too.

[–]nouveau1 3 points4 points ago

That's just a nice studio shoot photo compared to a bad paparazzi one with an 8 year difference in age.

I think she still looks pretty hot.

[–]CrippleDrifting 0 points1 point ago

mmm i love me some staph

[–]fourredchickens 1 point2 points ago

no love for S. epidermidis? the more responsible older sibling that rarely causes disease?

[–]unicyclegamer 0 points1 point ago

[–]amisketchy 0 points1 point ago

how is it that none of lindsay lohans bad decisions involve me seeing her naked?

[–]MrTutti 0 points1 point ago

WTFF I POSTEDTHIS YESTERDAY MOTHER FUCKING REPOSTER

[–]MrTutti 0 points1 point ago

FUCKING BULLSHIT, GIVE ME MY KARMA

[–]YourCurvyGirlfriend 0 points1 point ago

I wish this fucking meme would get staph and die

[–]Cyberslasher -1 points0 points ago

Bertchering werds. Stahp.

[–]exocited -5 points-4 points ago

Upvoted just for the title.