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Excited Pageant Girl (i.imgur.com)

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[–]hero0fwar 573 points574 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/xhmJS.jpg

[–]Acidyo 10 points11 points ago

Looks as if she did it all on purpose.

[–]Pxzib 34 points35 points ago

.winrar is you

[–]suckaduckunion 23 points24 points ago

fat pageant kids, ftw! http://i.imgur.com/Ex2ir.jpg

[–]DoomGuardian 1 point2 points ago

Wat. Why are those belts there, and is that a burger or extreme Hershey squirts in a bun

[–]suckaduckunion 1 point2 points ago

it's Epic Meal Time, breh. Fatties love it.

[–]soundofbread 10 points11 points ago

so good

[–]cumwaffles 262 points263 points ago

guess who my friend met!?

[–]fatboi66 58 points59 points ago

Dearest cumwaffles,

That was just fantastic.

Your new admirer,

Fatboi66

[–]Milton_Wadams 28 points29 points ago

so close to a haiku.. so close..

[–]fatboi66 43 points44 points ago

Wish I had noticed

Now I'm trying to haiku

Fuck it I give up.

:D

[–]Haiku_Comments 0 points1 point ago

Please don't steal my thing.

It's all I have in the end.

That, and seven cats.

[–]fatboi66 0 points1 point ago

Now I am sorry

I promise to stop it now

Please forgive me friend

:D

[–]1nspect_Her_Gadget 1 point2 points ago

That was my other account lol i rarely get to use it but it comes in handy every now and then. i usually stick with this one because people usually like the username

[–]fatboi66 0 points1 point ago

Yea you got a pretty good user name there. You must use it wisely.

[–]1nspect_Her_Gadget 1 point2 points ago

i've already commented on the very few posts throughout ALL of reddit that are about Inspector Gadget...other than that....i like to have fun commenting on r/NSFW pictures lol

[–]rockstarben1 17 points18 points ago

Dearest cumwaffles,

That was really fantastic.

Your new admirer.

[–]ChaosFarmClothing 5 points6 points ago

Christina Ricci?

[–]NotRayRay 1 point2 points ago

Tina Fey

[–]ChaosFarmClothing 0 points1 point ago

The one on the right not tina

[–]captainjb 2 points3 points ago

What's the original?

[–]imconservative 66 points67 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/CEzUY.jpg

[–]sdvaletones 0 points1 point ago

Man that was good.

[–]IllThinkOfOneLater 125 points126 points ago

Higher quality because this has potential:

http://i.imgur.com/xHAST.jpg

[–]pandapunches 204 points205 points ago

A match made in heaven

Update

[–]Don2k12 22 points23 points ago

awwww <3

[–]D_Matty 8 points9 points ago

My OTP.

[–]DaminDrexil 514 points515 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/hCYYn.jpg

[–]JacobCurry 9 points10 points ago

I think it would make more sense to put her face on the guy.

Your way is way funnier, though.

[–]lethargicwalrus 30 points31 points ago

switched faces are always funny

[–]Estatunaweena 5 points6 points ago

Yeah lol'd nice one!

[–]hero0fwar 139 points140 points ago

big head mode

[–]tinglefairy 39 points40 points ago

BOOMSHAKALAKA!

[–]tasty_goose_fat 27 points28 points ago

FROM DOWNTOWN!!!

[–]tinglefairy 22 points23 points ago

HE'S ON FIRE!!

[–]itsinthebone 1 point2 points ago

Base line leaner!!

[–]kevers429 44 points45 points ago

are you thinking what i'm thinking?

[–]techquickstar 42 points43 points ago

My competitive nature turns me into a bit of a .. Monster..

[–]cuppincayk 8 points9 points ago

Poor, unfortunate souls

[–]techquickstar 3 points4 points ago

Love that reference. Haha

[–]hogst77 231 points232 points ago

Sorry toddler, no prize for you

[–]Banana_Party 87 points88 points ago

Now it's an actual Photoshop battle

[–]nicesalamander 29 points30 points ago

/r/onetruegod

[–]Cygnus_X1 6 points7 points ago

Is that nic cage?

[–]Sisaac 16 points17 points ago

/r/onetruegod

[–]Cygnus_X1 5 points6 points ago

I've already been subscribed for some time now thanks.

[–]albebop 6 points7 points ago

go again! go now!

[–]Cygnus_X1 2 points3 points ago

Daily dose of nic acquired

[–]a_friendly_hobo 5 points6 points ago

Yes.

[–]TheNecromancer 1 point2 points ago

I think you mean The Saviour.

[–]ladyroxanne 5 points6 points ago

Oh my god. Ohmygod.

[–]MaxPowerNz 2 points3 points ago

Terrifying (!)

[–]JackTheBongRipper 0 points1 point ago

Just out of curiosity, (!) is the punctuation for sarcasm, correct?

[–]Mr0Mike0 282 points283 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/sETW7.jpg

[–]Subject_69 113 points114 points ago

Reminded me of this.

[–]long_live_king_melon 80 points81 points ago

Which reminded me of this.

[–]1337h4x 127 points128 points ago

Which reminds me of this http://roscoeandalice.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/snooki.jpg

[–]a_friendly_hobo 104 points105 points ago

which reminds me of this

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[–]KingsofCascadia 61 points62 points ago

You're on Reddit. Don't link to Funnyjunk. We hate them.

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[–]tonypotenza 53 points54 points ago

funnyjunk doesn't RES. that's why.

[–]buckhenderson 0 points1 point ago

do you hoverzoom? cos hoverzoom works on a lot of stuff. and it's awesome.

[–]kinuman93 2 points3 points ago

I feel ya, did the same thing a couple days ago. Take that pic, upload it to imgur, resubmit.

[–]Glennsguitar 56 points57 points ago

Don't do that man.

[–]UhhImJef 1 point2 points ago

Upvote for Bunk and McNulty.

[–]Crumpetbutt 7 points8 points ago

I was about to be upset that you sent me to a link on junnyjunk until I got the joke.

[–]goose666 0 points1 point ago

Which reminds me of:

Garfield minus Garfield.

Yeah... I'm too lazy to find and post a link.

[–]NotRayRay 1 point2 points ago

I think it's just Www.Garfieldminusgarfield.Com, but you can also Google it.

[–]Vector_Matt 0 points1 point ago

That link is just redirecting to the main page of funnyjunk instead of actually showing an image.

It's not your fault, this happens with every funnyjunk picture.

[–]lanehead -2 points-1 points ago

Worst.

[–]Bryz_ 19 points20 points ago

Her parents must be alcoholics.

[–]Cygnus_X1 3 points4 points ago

ET phone home!

[–]AnelReal 7 points8 points ago

Hey, hey apple!

[–]sgt_ep1k 6 points7 points ago

Holy shit.

[–]empathyx 78 points79 points ago

Accomplices

[–]Beyssac 5 points6 points ago

Is that a shop of the other girl or an actual photo? That's creepy hahaha

[–]empathyx 3 points4 points ago

Nope

[–]1nspect_Her_Gadget 0 points1 point ago

thats the actual photo....yeah very creepy lol

[–]ThioJoe 78 points79 points ago

I read this as "excited pregnant girl" and was thoroughly confused.

[–]Dvdrummer360 5 points6 points ago

Same here... Wtf q.q

[–]libz1020 191 points192 points ago

Maybe?

[–]Wer_C 20 points21 points ago

Seems legit.

[–]spartish 13 points14 points ago

oh god

[–]csquaredisrippn 121 points122 points ago

Creepy-ize

[–]GiveTheMonkeySugar 26 points27 points ago

Timmeeey!

[–]thisismyivorytower 7 points8 points ago

Wimmeeey!!

[–]rekonq 1 point2 points ago

Wibbly-wobbly?

[–]memeaddictedchick 0 points1 point ago

..stuff?

[–]HelmSpicy 26 points27 points ago

this resembles Nicholas Cage...take my upvotes

[–]whoadave 267 points268 points ago

Hmmm....

[–]JimmyKeepCool 31 points32 points ago

/r/onetruegod

[–]Banana_Party 13 points14 points ago

Is this what you guys are into?

[–]Cygnus_X1 6 points7 points ago

You just won.

[–]Ben_Deroveur 2 points3 points ago

I audibly chuckled.

[–]Dr_fish 5 points6 points ago

Put the bunny, back in the box.

[–]Horkos5 188 points189 points ago

It was a given.

[–]Missing_Intestines 131 points132 points ago

My shitty contribution.

[–]colonelbyson 7 points8 points ago

An entry from a gutless poster.

[–]1nspect_Her_Gadget 1 point2 points ago

you sir...are more clever than i could wish to be.

[–]colonelbyson 0 points1 point ago

I accept your compliment and grant you this token of advice: "If you're feeling intellectually deficient, don't be down. Chin up and remember-next time, Gadget!"

[–]amimeoryou 21 points22 points ago

Excited girl is right

[–]sdvaletones 5 points6 points ago

dude that scared me.

[–]Crannynoko 54 points55 points ago

Eye on the prize.

[–]tonypotenza 1 point2 points ago

bravo

[–]whoadave 49 points50 points ago

I don't...

[–]rationalhuman119 44 points45 points ago

They love it when daddy plays his guitar.

[–]rationalhuman119 5 points6 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8iOQ9zWP6A

[–]1nspect_Her_Gadget 0 points1 point ago

its really amazing to me how such infantile minds already have that instinct to dance and move to music.

[–]NJDevils1 11 points12 points ago

Jack Nicholson from the shining?

[–]Mafooz 82 points83 points ago

Shoot, we think alike.

[–]Cygnus_X1 4 points5 points ago

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S JOHNNY!

[–]JacobCurry 0 points1 point ago

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

[–]alreadycalledit 12 points13 points ago

HERE'S PAGEANTRY!!!

[–]Terdbucket 68 points69 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/4uia2.jpg Mommy why is that man eating poop?

[–]SpiralSoul 20 points21 points ago

I love how her expression is the same, but it's interpreted completely differently depending on context.

[–]yiNXs 31 points32 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/50hk7.jpg

[–]1nspect_Her_Gadget -1 points0 points ago

my favorite so far

[–]nemo85 2 points3 points ago

this seems more appropriate to the Shining idea...

[–]TwistedReality -1 points0 points ago

Waited for the gif to move

[–]1nspect_Her_Gadget 1 point2 points ago

I'm a beginner gif maker here...but will this do?

[–]TwistedReality -1 points0 points ago

Can't think of anything better. Here's an upvote.

[–]1nspect_Her_Gadget 0 points1 point ago

why thank you kind sir!

[–]mach0 -1 points0 points ago

she has the same face as that picture with the caption "what condom?"

[–]oldmanswar 0 points1 point ago

thought this said pregnant. had same meaning.

[–]unicorn_factory -1 points0 points ago

lol, I thought the title said "Excited PREGNANT girl"

[–]Jakeeeeeeeey -1 points0 points ago

Daughter?

[–]gabidamo999 0 points1 point ago

Did not know he had a daughter...

[–]RICH_LITTLE 0 points1 point ago

Except there is no winking going on here

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