Excuse me cock sucker? I moved back in with my parents because I got tired of commuting to my job and took another position.

Edit: Here is where your response should have played:

"Well, I think it is a problem that your mum insists on doing things for you that clearly don't need assistance."

To which I would reply,

"Wack off chatterbox, my mum is a caring woman and it takes a lot of effort to disguise my distaste for having anything done for me while in her proximity. It fulfills my role as this particular woman's son to accept acts of kindness without mouthing off to maintain prideful sovereignty at the expense of the loving intent of a dear member of my family."

My mother does not dress me or cook my meals, you cunt.

And don't you ever fucking pander to someone online because you find it so. You have clearly misidentified my post as it is not.