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[–]TheOnlyBlackGuyHere 442 points443 points ago

Some active volcanoes have nice hotsprings around them I think. If anyone knows about the ones in Costa Rica I'm thinking about, feel free to let me know.

[–]AtHeartEngineer 128 points129 points ago

Active volcanoes sounds way more exciting than the former

[–]nomnomgoodness 33 points34 points ago

I lived in the side if an active volcano (Mt Etna). It was quite nice and very exciting.

[–]jugelington 6 points7 points ago

Don't forget beautiful! Etna absolutely dominates the (relatively flat) landscape around it. Of all the mountains / volcanoes I've seen, I think Etna has to be the most memorable.

[–]elanoides 35 points36 points ago

Arenal Volcano in Costa Rica is active and has very nice hot springs.

[–]TheOnlyBlackGuyHere 11 points12 points ago

Thank you. I went there but the name just escaped me.

[–]lasercow 3 points4 points ago

thats the one

[–]Mars_Ultor13 16 points17 points ago

They also have some of the most fertile land in the world, so great chance to become a farmer.

[–]SolidCake 9 points10 points ago

I learned that from The Incredibles.

[–]Shruglife 10 points11 points ago

And who knows you might get placed in Hawaii!

[–]RavenOfOdin 21 points22 points ago

Dante's Peak [NSFW] has some great hot springs as well /s

EDIT: Still better than showing my family my history

[–]Rangourthaman_ 32 points33 points ago

If you find that clip greatly offensive then I suggest you don't wander too far off in to the internet.

[–]jimmifli 13 points14 points ago

If you find that offensive I think you'll be ok sharing your internet history.

[–]RavenOfOdin 10 points11 points ago

I don't, I changed it to nsfw now, I just assumed that some people would think it was.

[–]DoesntWorkForTheDEA 2 points3 points ago

what is it?

[–]Syriom 11 points12 points ago

Same with Japan.

[–]Deksloc 5 points6 points ago

Happy cakeday!

[–]brosinski 2 points3 points ago

I am 21 now and way back when I was maybe 10-13 my family went to i believe one of these two places. (One Two)

It was fantastic. The spring we had was not the best as it was a budget hotel. But it was warm and had a bar up to it. It was a pool with a spring fed into it. Some of the nicer places around we went for other things such as zipline tours(was actually pretty fun for a 13 year old being 100 feet off the ground). They had clear beautiful streams running through their hotel where people could hang out. At night we could just watch the volcano go crazy spewing rocks. It was amazing to think you were that close to to something which was generally considered dangerous.

Its better if you speak spanish. Not many locals speak english unless they work specifically in hospitality. The driving is scary as hell and long as fuck. Bad infrastructure plus winding roads (no tunnels, bridges, landscaping of any sort) and drivers who were treating it like a grand prix race.

Over all A++ would do again. We also went to an all inclusive resort on the west coast. That too was amazing.

Edit: Who the fuck would downvote me?

[–]ikillgiants1 221 points222 points ago

I would rather live in a volcano.

[–]diggemigre 90 points91 points ago

Are you trying to take over the world?

[–]Hingleton 97 points98 points ago

Thats what hes hiding in his Internet history...

[–]XxXNightstalkerX 3 points4 points ago

Nobody knows my plans AND I get a free volcano base?

Deal.

[–]DeathToPennies 16 points17 points ago

-Holds pinky to edge of mouth.-

[–]nirgle 34 points35 points ago

Hah, I loved Star Wars.

[–]sdrawkcabsihtetorW 8 points9 points ago

No, he's trying to capture a Magmar.

[–]DrunkenAss 1 point2 points ago

I just want sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their foreheads.

[–]Tlalok 12 points13 points ago

Ctrl+Shift+N :Chrome

Ctrl+shift+P :Fire Fox

Hey+Grandma+how's+it+going? :Internet Explorer

[–]the_iron_fist 12 points13 points ago

This will be you after a while.

[–]HamzasSister 10 points11 points ago

spy kids 2

[–]rif 9 points10 points ago

[–]StraightAsARainbow 15 points16 points ago

YOLT!

[–]lily1346 6 points7 points ago

Steve Yolt!

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 334 points335 points ago

I sometimes browse for mundane porn with incognito mode off, so that if any one ever happens upon my history, they'll think maybe I'm normal.

[–]coloncalamity 291 points292 points ago

stroking flaccid dick

"I'm normal... I'm normal...."

eyes begin to water

[–]Kevince 76 points77 points ago

It's funny 'cause I do that.

[–]Rangourthaman_ 21 points22 points ago

The feels.

[–]Ecthudan 11 points12 points ago

I just can't really understand why people are so keen on being normal. I want to be fucking special!

[–]Rangourthaman_ 35 points36 points ago

Wait till you outgrow puberty.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]nickrandall 21 points22 points ago

I wanted to be a true individual, truly free from whatever society dictated.

Society dictated that you wanted to be truly different from everyone else.

[–]pocket_eggs 6 points7 points ago

I want to be fucking special!

I don't think reddit has formatting adequate to emphasize how normal that is.

[–]stonechitlin 2 points3 points ago

i just had a shitty day. not anymore though, thanks for the smile.

[–]Fox_ 73 points74 points ago

[–]MuffinBoss 6 points7 points ago

Video?

[–]firefae83 90 points91 points ago

"Active" is a loose, relative term. They can be active for a very long time without actually erupting.

[–]Breathing_Balls 61 points62 points ago

Sounds like my penis, or my partner, or both.

[–]PDXPayback 7 points8 points ago

This is true, and what I thought when I read it. Being in the Portland, OR area, I'm living 'near' one active (St. Helens), and one dormant volcano (Mt. Hood), and a few smaller volcanic systems. Honestly, I'm more concerned about earthquakes then eruptions.

[–]stillnotking 2 points3 points ago

Millions of people live near active volcanoes in the Northwest US, in Japan, and, I'm sure, lots of other places too. It's really not a big deal. I'd rather live on the slopes of an active volcano than live in Tornado Alley.

[–]Headbanger 4 points5 points ago

If there was written erupting instead of active the percentage of people preferring living near such a volcano to showing their entire internet history wouldn't be any lower.

[–]Qanael 42 points43 points ago

I'm from Costa Rica. I lived surrounded by active volcanoes, motherfucker.

[–]rif 20 points21 points ago

And your browsing history?

[–]apowsawce 13 points14 points ago

"Tell me, child, have you ever heard of 'Volcano Porn'?"

[–]Chispy 41 points42 points ago

[–]qweswr2 17 points18 points ago

The fact that that looks like an anthill worries me.

[–]Imhere4lulz 4 points5 points ago

I'm from Costa Rica too, you're the first one I find here

[–]need_bout_tree_fiddy 33 points34 points ago

my personal favorite is this

[–]TheMightySpork 26 points27 points ago

Iceland reporting in. Volvanoes. Volcanoes everywhere. When we play 'the floor is lava' we play for keeps. True story, bro. So yeah, I'm keeping my internet history secure I suppose.

[–]ericishere 31 points32 points ago

What website is this?

[–]LetsKickSomeIce 41 points42 points ago

[–]ValuableDan 57 points58 points ago

So 11% of chicks are into freaky shit, huh?

[–]StylePointsX 38 points39 points ago

Actually it's 22% of chicks.

...I don't get out much.

[–]AtHeartEngineer 28 points29 points ago

On Chrome: "Keep local data only until I quit my browser", then disable history in chrome and for your login...DONE!

Now if there was only a way to have this stuff not cached to the drive and only in ram...

[–]ThePhantomScribbler 20 points21 points ago

I think the spirit of the question shouldn't take incognito mode into account.

They are talking about your entire Internet history, not just on this one computer you are using now,

[–]valarmorghulis 15 points16 points ago

Direct your cache to a RAM drive that is created when a window (heck, or tab) of your browser opens and is terminated when that window closes.

[–]Ravek 4 points5 points ago

Don't have a hard drive, boot your OS from a DVD or USB stick onto said RAM drive.

[–]alu2480 23 points24 points ago

39 percent of people are liars

[–]okeefm 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, I think it'd be more like 78-22 too.

[–]Breathing_Balls 22 points23 points ago

My mother would weep if she knew my internet history.

My father would cry with delight.

My girl would leave me.

My friends would shake my hand.

I'll trade the internet over a volcano any day.

[–]C_Dubbins 32 points33 points ago

My friends would shake my hand.

After seeing your history?

[–]imbapwnn00b 27 points28 points ago

Only the left hand.

[–]Eurynom0s 22 points23 points ago

I fap left-handed, as I need the right hand to control the mouse.

[–]nilss0n 5 points6 points ago

I use my chin to control my trackpad because my right hand is in my butthole.

[–]Breathing_Balls 5 points6 points ago

I am left handed. Meh. Better use my right.

[–]pugwalker 4 points5 points ago

They'd have to scroll through millions of imgur links before finding anything

[–]AOEUD 3 points4 points ago

Statistically, the volcano's unlikely to seriously fuck with you... Disgusting your entire family will stick with you for a while.

[–]Faeleam 1 point2 points ago

Where can I play this?

[–]shak_attack 1 point2 points ago

what website is it where i can play this?

[–]Matt080398 1 point2 points ago

What app or site is this?

[–]BurningPlantMatter 2 points3 points ago

I thought to myself, "There's nothing in my history that can't easily be explained."

Then I remembered all the porn.

[–]aspankdmonkey 7 points8 points ago

I watch porn in incognito mode, suck it.

[–]MagicFartBag1 2 points3 points ago

What website is that?

[–]Obvious_problem 1 point2 points ago

Alot of people would say this because of internet porn.

[–]SmartSuka 0 points1 point ago

TIL: r/NoFap makes up about 40% of the internet now.

[–]QuillOmega0 2 points3 points ago

I already live near an active volcano so it's not like i Have a choice.

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 4 points5 points ago

WHY DO BROWSERS AUTOMATICALLY SAVE YOUR HISTORY? You always have to "opt out" of saving history rather than "opt in," yet I have never ONCE made use of my browser history apart from the "back" button.

[–]Aranos 57 points58 points ago

Am I the only one who actually uses the history function? I couldn't tell you the number of times I was looking for an old site or reddit link and found it through my history..

[–]inbeforethelube 5 points6 points ago

It's just not an efficient way for me to find old pages/sites i've visited. If i'm doing research on a subject I may open 50 different tabs regarding the entire subject, not including extra tabs/searches for definitions or expansion of process regarding a smaller subset of the subject. Then you throw in a few hundred Reddit links and the other misc things and it becomes easier to just try and search Google with keywords to find the original information.

[–]meliaesc 7 points8 points ago

maybe you use the internet too much.

[–]inbeforethelube 10 points11 points ago

There is no maybe in that statement

[–]okeefm 8 points9 points ago

Yes there is, it's the first word.

[–]strhocky424 4 points5 points ago

incognito?

[–]AATroop 3 points4 points ago

I always keep my history, no matter what I search. I just frankly don't give a fuck.

[–]Brett42 1 point2 points ago

Living near a volcano sounds fun.

[–]Natural_Question 0 points1 point ago

Id love to live in Iceland, so ya

[–]rebelraiders101 -1 points0 points ago

I agree. Volcanoes can be nice

[–]EvZombie 0 points1 point ago

Volcanoes are nice...

[–]Verteros 0 points1 point ago

Well I already live near an active volcano, Mount Fuji, I live in Tokyo. So easy choice.

[–]larson92 1 point2 points ago

As someone who lives in the shadow of Mt. St. Helens, I can say the latter is preferable.

[–]ProN00b 1 point2 points ago

Option 2 every time

[–]HumanistGeek 0 points1 point ago

I would love to live in Hawaii near an active shield volcano.

[–]Gnarwal 0 points1 point ago

I live on a volcano just because I like it.

[–]Coolofv 0 points1 point ago

I'd go with the volcano, but only if it moved to where i live instead of me moving to it. Who do they think i am? Made of money?!

[–]Jaumpasama 0 points1 point ago

Well, I already live near the world's biggest active volcano, so what else is new?

[–]planetes 1 point2 points ago

Pretty much everyone in the Seattle and Portland metro areas already live in range. As one of the residents of western Washington it's a pretty obvious choice.

[–]sweYoda 0 points1 point ago

Syntax error: Unknown variable 'near' is not defined.

[–]use_more_lube 1 point2 points ago

What's the first thing you do after sex?

Clear your browser history.

rimshot

[–]Simple_avacado 0 points1 point ago

Hey, Volcanoes can give some nice crops and geothermal heating.

Fuck you guys I'm moving near a volcano.

[–]pinkythug 0 points1 point ago

Volcano doesn't sound too bad

[–]Zelotic 0 points1 point ago

I would rather live in an active volcano.

[–]ClockIsTickling 1 point2 points ago

This is the Seattle skyline. The big thing on the right is Mount Rainier. This is the Rainier hazard map.

This is the 1980 eruption of Mount St. Helens in southern Washington State. So is this.

This is the island of Hawaii. It is an active volcano.

Why would anyone be surprised by this result?

[–]ZionsAssassin25 0 points1 point ago

I've lived near an active volcano it's not that bad you can go hiking once in awhile and see lava and shit.

[–]kkkilla 0 points1 point ago

I actually used to live near an active volcano back when I lived in Sicily. It was pretty nice actually.

[–]alexdelicious 1 point2 points ago

It's the word "entire" that makes the active volcano seem reasonable by comparison.

A potential fiery death pales in comparison to being ostracized and the looks, the looks of disbelief and disappointmemt. Searing ash in my lungs are only temporary.

[–]Wtfloki 0 points1 point ago

That's no big deal Icelanders and Hawaiians live by volcanoes all the time.

Beats any day trying to explain to my friends and family that I got pranked into going on lemon party or ashamedly curiosity checking clopclop and spacedicks.

[–]itriedtoquitreddit 0 points1 point ago

For those of us who grew up in the Pacific Northwest, living near an active volcano is no big deal. It's even on one of those "You know you're from the PNW when..." lists as "...you live equidistant from a volcano, a brewery, and a symphony hall."

I imagine Alaskans and Hawaiians feel the same way but even moreso.

So, any American with even a small amount of geographical literacy should be able to realize that living near an active volcano is no big deal.

[–]wasco13 0 points1 point ago

That's what igconitto is for

[–]DrInMyMind 0 points1 point ago

how near is "near"?

[–]jsantos17 0 points1 point ago

I live near an active volcano already, so I'd totally go with that.

[–]CHAAAZZZZ 0 points1 point ago

well, I do frequent /b so yeah, I would pretty much rather do anything than show my friends and family my internet history

[–]slapdashbr 0 points1 point ago

I would jump into liquid lava (clutching my computer) before showing anyone on the planet my internet history.

[–]RzK 0 points1 point ago

I think its better to live near an active volcano than an inactive one... wouldnt want to be near Mount St.Helens 2

[–]KrazyEyezKilla 0 points1 point ago

Even if the option was my internet history from just today, give me the volcano, I'm hungover and my test levels are all over the place, and that's how things get weird fast.

[–]mjay42 1 point2 points ago

This is so true.

[–]ImpyLlama 0 points1 point ago

Kind of hard to avoid Volcanoes where I live. There is four major ones in the vicinity, not to mention they greater city

[–]MagmaGuy 1 point2 points ago

5170 people lied.

Oh and my name finally fits the topic ^

[–]Crossfox17 0 points1 point ago

Incognito mode. I have no pron on my history. They are welcome to look at my history. Everything on there is explainable. And don't give me some bullshit like "you still have to show them your incognito history," because I can't because it doesn't exist.

[–]Thom0 0 points1 point ago

The pro's outweigh the cons when it comes to living near an active volcano. Free hot water and heating? Hell yeah. Accsess to fertile farmland and hot springs? Fuck yeah. Random eruptions once every while? I can deal with it if I prepare accordingly.

[–]Nextphaze 0 points1 point ago

That reminds me, I need to hit up efukt

[–]Time8u 0 points1 point ago

60% of the time, it works every time.

[–]Dirty_Liberal_Hippie 1 point2 points ago

I'd rather live INSIDE the active volcano.....Then let them see my full internet history.

[–]christopherhovgaard 1 point2 points ago

I use private mode. Does that count?

[–]anubis89 0 points1 point ago

Incognito tabs ;)

[–]Wraithpk 1 point2 points ago

TIL that 39% of people who take online surveys are filthy liars.

[–]exildur01 0 points1 point ago

Apparently a lot of people don't know about Chrome's incognito feature.

[–]vincentkun 1 point2 points ago

Just browser history? I browse shame worthy stuff in icognito and some NSFW links can be easily explained with Reddit.

[–]dukec 0 points1 point ago

Grew up near an active volcano. This poll is accurate.

[–]SockofBadKarma 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I'd choose the volcano and I'm not really all that ashamed of my internet behavior... I just figure that most places with active volcanoes are otherwise pretty beautiful, and I'd have ample warning if the volcano was about to blow.

[–]Gleymerey 0 points1 point ago

Welcome to Iceland

[–]bigyams 1 point2 points ago

Hawaii? Yes please.

[–]hostergaard 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who did not immediately realize that it was a choice between two evils and thought that it was a no choice as living near a active volcano would be kind of cool but showing anyone my hostory would suck (although, given that I habitually use incognito mode and how gargantuan my history is would make it less of an issue).

Villain fortress anyone?

[–]Pipikaki128 1 point2 points ago

Lol there was a time in my life I visited spacedicks a lot so I would just live near the volcano

[–]OghmaInfinium 0 points1 point ago

I already live near an active and WAY over due volcano. We're threatened by massive lahars here in the Puyallup valley.

[–]DaftMudkip 0 points1 point ago

I laughed really hard.... and then sadly went "ohhhhh. Damnt."

[–]brvheart 0 points1 point ago

What site is this from?

[–]azamatoSC2 1 point2 points ago

what game/app/site is this?

[–]MrPandatheBear 0 points1 point ago

Fuck it. They already have.

[–]nk_sucks 0 points1 point ago

and this is why all these pronouncements about "the end of privacy" from the likes of zuckerberg are just plain dumb.

[–]evmals90 0 points1 point ago

What website is this???

[–]InsaneDrunkenAngel 0 points1 point ago

Hey, anyone who knows me well knows I have a huge fetish for redheads. They wouldn't see anything that they wouldn't already assume I was looking at XD

[–]realiztik 0 points1 point ago

I do live near an active volcano... two, actually :I

[–]Todomanna 1 point2 points ago

Wait... my entire internet history? Even the stuff I've deleted?

[–]Magicality 0 points1 point ago

Ctrl+Shift+N

[–]TJ_McWeaksauce 0 points1 point ago

I'm wondering if my internet history is pretty tame compared to most other's. Do I look at porn? You betcha. But what dude doesn't? Show me a man who doesn't look at porn and I'll show you a man with no internet access.

And when it comes to crazy shit, I don't click on any links that direct to a website I don't recognize. So most of my WTF I see on /r/askreddit or imgur.

[–]silent_p 0 points1 point ago

I don't think it's particularly dangerous to live near an active volcano... At least not any more dangerous than like... living anywhere else with natural disasters. Like there are avalanches on the west coast. So you don't climb the mountains sometimes...

[–]Smerps 0 points1 point ago

My wife grew up on an active volcano.

[–]mmiarosee 0 points1 point ago

Whoops, I already live near an active volcano.

[–]Cryvern1 0 points1 point ago

Lots of people in Indonesia live around active volcanoes and it's all good. Fertile soil and whatnot. So yeah I'd rather live near an active volcano too

[–]Shirt_Burp 0 points1 point ago

Jokes on you, incognito window produces no Internet history.

[–]Theunknownbilphist 0 points1 point ago

What site is that?

[–]Shoeboxes0 0 points1 point ago

Hawaii here I come!

[–]Ragas 0 points1 point ago

I regularly delete my Internet search history. soooo search history it is.

[–]Tiak 1 point2 points ago

Incognito mode just saved my hypothetical life.

[–]VoyagerOrchid 1 point2 points ago

We live in Hawaii near one. It's not that bad...

[–]bemanifreak6690 1 point2 points ago

I already live near an active volcano, so I'm good.

[–]u83rmensch 0 points1 point ago

there are lots of volcanoes near the beach right? well, my internet history is pretty damn big, I think my family would get bored as fuck looking through it and only finding reddit, facebook, porn, and school work. think I'd be ok

[–]indyK1ng 0 points1 point ago

Tell me, are you familiar with the works of Shan Yu?

[–]Elverlong 0 points1 point ago

I delete my history regularly for... saving space... in my hard-drive? So I think i would go with show them my internet history.

[–]SoftwareAlchemist 0 points1 point ago

I'd show my history all day long. I always assume that at anytime some person may use my computer. Therefore I incognito appropriately. Besides that, people may just be disappointed in how much time I spend on reddit.

[–]DonSlice 0 points1 point ago

The volcano, because Aunt Wu said the village won't be destroyed this year.

[–]YellowSharkMT 0 points1 point ago

Since I live atop the Yellowstone Caldera, I guess I can say "kiss my ass" to anyone asking this question.

[–]awsumwillo -1 points0 points ago

[–]perplexedscientist 0 points1 point ago

I'm going for the one that isn't a guaranteed disaster - the volcano.

[–]posamobile 0 points1 point ago

"Asa Akira? Mom I swear, she's just a celebrity."

[–]MuchoFapo 1 point2 points ago

aaaaaannnddd time to delete my history

[–]2pacsofgum 0 points1 point ago

I clear my history pretty often.

[–]KFJ943 0 points1 point ago

Well, I already live near an active volcano. Not as bad as you think!

[–]verkon 0 points1 point ago

My browser clears everything apart from bookmarks and saved passwords when I close it.

[–]Pchanizzle 1 point2 points ago

I feel so alone. My internet history is just reddit, facebook, a couple other tech news sites like the Verge, and normal hetero porn. The weirdest thing in my porn history is maybe some throat-banging.

[–]Bunyardz 1 point2 points ago

I would literally give up my left ring and pinky finger to avoid showing my family my internet history. There's just no way to explain some of that shit. "Anal pain" . "Dog rapes girl". "Dog rapes girl Anal pain".

[–]Jfried5674 0 points1 point ago

What app is this?

[–]ballzers 0 points1 point ago

yes

[–]n00bface 0 points1 point ago

Eternal embarrassment vs. living in Hawaii, Costa Rica, or Iceland. Man, tough choice. Fuck it, let's go for the embarrassment one. That one sounds good.

[–]Thameus 0 points1 point ago

Anyone that sees my history would choose the volcano.

[–]AliasUndercover 0 points1 point ago

Volcanic soil is very fertile.

[–]JojoFTW 0 points1 point ago

39% uses incognito

[–]kmerget 0 points1 point ago

fertile soil

[–]McGravin 0 points1 point ago

I'd love to live next to an active volcano. I'd be less into dying next to an active volcano.

[–]Truffinator3 0 points1 point ago

What kind of question is that why wouldn't you want to live next to a active volcano?

[–]aroxion -1 points0 points ago

Am I the only one that uses incognito mode? ಠ_ಠ

[–]gregogree -1 points0 points ago

I'll take living where I am and showing whoever my history, because it's only reddit. thanks incognito

[–]LtlAnalDwlngButtMnky -1 points0 points ago

My family is welcome to see my history. I just deleted all of it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

im changin my name to mr mt vesuvius.

[–]filBlau -1 points0 points ago

people who do not know how to erase their internet history are idiots.

[–]d4rk_l1gh7 0 points1 point ago

To Japan i go!

[–]UncleLester 1 point2 points ago

TIL about 39% of people do not use the internet correctly.

[–]ChunnyWunny 0 points1 point ago

the 61 is men, the 39 is women on pinterest.

[–]MidKnight007 1 point2 points ago

What app is this?

[–]calrebsofgix 0 points1 point ago

Volcanoes are pretty fucking awesome.

[–]Buttered_Penis 0 points1 point ago

I live in Hawaii and I use incognito mode, so either one works for me.

[–]Biopsys 0 points1 point ago

Is this an app?