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[–]Pingping47 22 points23 points ago

I guess they weren't very cut out for basketball. At least they took a stab at it.

[–]serpent042 14 points15 points ago

Knife of you to notice. Your powers of observation are pretty sharp.

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 11 points12 points ago

It's brilliant any way you slice it.

[–]Nerfherder32 6 points7 points ago

I don't have the razor-wit to make another cutting-edge pun

[–]Bazofwaz 5 points6 points ago

You guys sure have a nick for puns. I'll give it my cleft, but I'm well past my kerf-eu

[–]jeltimab 0 points1 point ago

[–]kervyrx7 8 points9 points ago

game of rock/paper/scissors to decide who has to buy a new one?

[–]Bazofwaz 4 points5 points ago

Fuck, another tie.

[–]jcrowz 18 points19 points ago

Freddy can clearly pick it up with his other hand.

[–]bigp30 21 points22 points ago

Also, Wolverine's are retractable.

[–]facepalminghomer 18 points19 points ago

Edward is fucked.

[–]Jtcor 0 points1 point ago

I bet those hands make it tough to masturbate too

[–]Topazornottopaz 2 points3 points ago

As the saying goes, "in the land of blade-handed monstrosities, the man with one hand that is not covered in knives is basketball king." But Freddy is a righty, and he looks like he'd have trouble making his layups.

Maybe a horse tournament between Freddy and Vega?

[–]kamafr 1 point2 points ago

They are the touchscreen haters club, no?

[–]stfm 0 points1 point ago

Is there a source for this?

[–]CGram 1 point2 points ago

Thought it was a pumpkin at first. Couldn't see the problem.

[–]JoeTuck 0 points1 point ago

Wolverine can retract his claws he's just being a dick

[–]Thendofreason 0 points1 point ago

Needs some Splinter up in this shit.

[–]invincibill 0 points1 point ago

at first i thought that was a pumpkin. they would be beastly at pumpkin carving

[–]LipstickG33k 0 points1 point ago

At least they'll always have soccer.

[–]Whos_that_guy 0 points1 point ago

Wolverines claws contract..so he naturally wins

[–]heracleides 0 points1 point ago

Wolverines claws contract..so he naturally wins

contract what?

[–]Whos_that_guy 0 points1 point ago

Retract* Brain fart

[–]heracleides 0 points1 point ago

Oh good. I thought we were talking AIDS for a second there.

[–]lukealmighty7 0 points1 point ago

Now... Celebrity Death Match.

[–]MrRazzy 0 points1 point ago

imagine all them having a sword fight with their hands. who would win?

[–]heracleides 0 points1 point ago

Fuck this, I'm going to get a hand job from Lady Deathstrike.

[–]ElvisDumbledore 0 points1 point ago

They should have just played soccer.

[–]krisbee -1 points0 points ago

Just realized that, as a lifelong fan of each of these characters, I must have some weird thing for guys with sharp objects stuck to their hands.

[–]Saint_Errant 0 points1 point ago

Actually, it blows.

[–]ruthiepee -1 points0 points ago

Source

RVA represent!

[–]frozenkiller7 -2 points-1 points ago

why the heck would they try to play basketball in the first place?

[–]Ldershy -2 points-1 points ago

I'm not really sure why....but this made me really happy.

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out -4 points-3 points ago

I guess that's just the way the ball bounces... or not.