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[–]WelcomeToPandora 506 points507 points ago

You poor bastard. The only way to fix it now is to have sex with her.

[–]merwaan123 305 points306 points ago

Mr Freud will see you now

[–]DepositSlip -3 points-2 points ago

Who is Mr Freud?

[–]davidoford 68 points69 points ago

Sigmund Freud is the "founder" of psychology. He started a lot of theories of the human psychy... Like the id (devil on your shoulder) ego (normal you) and super ego (overly nice you/ angel on your shoulder)

He also also had a lot of theories on sexual orientation and made up the Electra Complex (Little girls secretly resent their mother and want to have sex with their dad) and the oedupis complex (little boys who hate their father and want to have sex with their mother)

You could ask him about one of your dreams, and he might link it to something sexual related. Basically, he said everything you do had some linkage to sex. Though, when some people asked him why he smokes a cigar (saying he might like cock in his mouth), he said "Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar"

Current psychologists mostly think that his theories are outlandish, and wild, but he did start the psychology movement in the 1920s

TL:DR, psychologist who thought everything had to do with sex.

[–]Willcagney313 32 points33 points ago

I thought Wundt was the founder?

[–]Zoloir 31 points32 points ago

YEAH COME ON OP! Seriously though, Freud was not even close to the founder, he just did Psychoanalysis, unconsciously driven things, etc.

[–]ninjannie 9 points10 points ago

Wundt indeed. Freud was actually quite narrow in his studies. Purely case studies, of hysterical women who would recount their dreams and fantasies. his theories were structured around that evidence only. Accordingly, Psychology as a science evolved more into behaviorism AND mental processes, not purely the latter, but also what we can observe and measure.

[–]SarahC 2 points3 points ago

Purely case studies, of hysterical women who would recount their dreams and fantasies.

Good work if you can get it.

[–]Amytherocklobster 3 points4 points ago

Freud was taking sand dune sized bumps of cocaine before breakfast, my father of psychology knew how to par-tay!

[–]SoCalDan 4 points5 points ago

lul, Wundt?

[–]handen 3 points4 points ago

lolwut

[–]Draggedaround 3 points4 points ago

If we're all going to get serious here Psychology's roots came from ancient Greek philosophers.

[–]wanderso24 13 points14 points ago

A lot of this is wrong, just so you know. He is the founder of psychoanalysis, not psychology. Psychology was already a growing field in Germany before he came around. Also, he didn't just think everything had to do with sex, thats just how hes portrayed nowadays.

[–]FitnessExpert 11 points12 points ago

So so so many facts wrong here. How the hell did this get upvoted?

[–]TheDevilsI 19 points20 points ago

Quoting Sigmund Freud: "Once a Redditor sees a long block of Text sounding somewhat intelligable on first glance, he grants an upvote to avoid reading it AND to sustain the illusion of being a productive member of the 'education police' without any active effort of checking sources what so ever. Also sex, childhood and cigars and what not." [Source]

[–]theodrixx 2 points3 points ago

This is the most true thing I have read.

[–]Devarot 4 points5 points ago

Psychologist, one of his big things was that in childhood we have a constant love for our mothers, and a jealous of our fathers. He named it the ' Oedipus complex' after the greek tragedy of Oedipus, who killed his father and had sex with his mother. Alternatively for females its called the 'Electra complex' and is in reverse.

[–]Westykins 9 points10 points ago

Did you really just get downvoted for asking a legit question? I... wow.

edit: When i commented, he was at 0-5

[–]angrywords 3 points4 points ago

Yea, I'd say a good amount of redditors don't know reddiquette is a thing.

[–]sehrfine -2 points-1 points ago

Ah sigh. I remember slipping into my mothers bed and touching her from behind, when I was 5 years old.

[–]lnenad 54 points55 points ago

What. The. Fuck.

[–]sehrfine 25 points26 points ago

Ah yes. Then I hugged her fiercely and I had a real strange feeling in my pipi. Turns out I had to pee.

[–]immawsome 28 points29 points ago

[–]Badgermeister 24 points25 points ago

This whole thread is fucking retarded.

[–]spiggi 4 points5 points ago

You're one to talk (I have you tagged as "Got laid at 5"). :)

[–]cuddlep00p 4 points5 points ago

Memories to cherish forever...

[–]Comic_of_ur_Comment 150 points151 points ago

[–]Parlock 22 points23 points ago

Oh my god. This is glorious. I thought the Barbershop Quartet novelty account couldn't be beaten.

[–]Joseph_Valdez 3 points4 points ago

If the Barbershop Quartet guy came and did a number on the guys comic than my life would be complete!

[–]malignant_humor 7 points8 points ago

That turned so dark so quickly

[–]LeBossk[S] 6 points7 points ago

Holy shit you are amazing.

[–]cya_b 3 points4 points ago

My only confusion is the connection to Avatar, as in why?

[–]DropkickPutty 5 points6 points ago

Guessing it's related to the guy's username.

[–]MontrealBornanRaised 4 points5 points ago

Why are they pandas?

[–]lightinthedark 8 points9 points ago

Did you look at the image OP posted?

[–]MontrealBornanRaised 14 points15 points ago

Oh, right, sorry. I have trouble with being intelligent.

[–]Hazardhunter 2 points3 points ago

Oh man, I missed you. Last comic of you I saw was Issue #10 some months ago.

[–]BrodyApproves 17 points18 points ago

Hopefully this isn't what you do when you call your mom 'teacher'.

[–]mothafukindragonborn 14 points15 points ago

It's exactly what you do.

[–]myrnis 3 points4 points ago

Reminds me of a story my psychology teacher told me. When one of her colleagues' student raised his hand in class the colleague looked at him and said "yes, my love?". That is what i call awkward.

[–]tacobelljunkie 57 points58 points ago

I gave my fifth grade teacher a kiss on her cheek once when I was leaving.

[–]Riddlemc 36 points37 points ago

Then you had sex right?

[–]guinness_blaine 44 points45 points ago

Before, actually. He kissed her on the cheek as he was leaving bed.

[–]qweswr2 17 points18 points ago

That lucky bastard. Is it just me or are all 5th grade teachers extremely hot?

[–]sebygul 7 points8 points ago

NO. NO. NO. My fifth grade teacher looked like a younger version of Gina Rinehart.

[–]verstand 16 points17 points ago

My 5th grade teacher looks like someone hit Patton Oswalt in the face with a shovel.

[–]tradgedy12 4 points5 points ago

My fifth grade teacher looked eerily similar to Professor Mcgonagall.

[–]McGuffey 83 points84 points ago

I'm a high school teacher. Happens all the time.

[–]inpu 31 points32 points ago

How do you react? Do you laugh, or try to just correct them with a straight face?

[–]McGuffey 103 points104 points ago

I don't have children of my own, so I find it very endearing. I usually smile and say "Yes, my dear one?" and we all laugh and move on.

[–]inpu 29 points30 points ago

I usually smile and say "Yes, my dear one?"

I don't know what part of my brain just made this connection, but I imagined this in Stephen Fry's voice.

[–]McGuffey 8 points9 points ago

Now that's going to be how I hear it whenever I say it!

[–]DirectInjected 2 points3 points ago

Ah, would that it were, inpu, would that it were.

[–]theodrixx 1 point2 points ago

You know that sketch is him doing an impression, right?

[–]zebrake2010 3 points4 points ago

That's pretty much the right response.

I teach middle school.

[–]Ry_the_knight 61 points62 points ago

I called my boyfriend mom yesterday... Not once, but twice.

[–]dn00 99 points100 points ago

Kinky.

[–]testmypatience 12 points13 points ago

Why the hell does this happen

[–]Buckwheat469 6 points7 points ago

Because your brain is excellent at bubbling topics to the surface, like a binary tree data structure. Typically you may have just thought of your mom, or the thoughts that you were processing just so happened to map to a location that also mapped to your mom, so as you speak your brain tries to pull some person from the list possible matches and because your mom was on top of the pile she became the topic person.

tl;dr - tried not to make a "your mom" joke.

[–]StoryGopher 3 points4 points ago

I've been dating the same fella for about five years now. After the first year of dating I called him my ex's name by accident. He hates my ex with an unbridled passion. He was very nice about it. Then several months later I had to be mature about it too when he called me his ex's name.

[–]plb49 109 points110 points ago

I (M) taught 7th and 8th grade 2001-2011--got called 'Dad" several times and "mom" once by an advisee!

[–]aydiosmio 70 points71 points ago

Yeah, happens to many many students. I'm sure I even did it once or twice. It only gets awkward when it happens with your girlfriends.

[–]matthewtheninja 53 points54 points ago

It only gets awkward when when it happens with your girlfriends.

Yes, yes it does.

[–]angrydeuce 8 points9 points ago

Guilty as charged.

[–]sweYoda 2 points3 points ago

Unless you are very old!

[–]Had_To_Switch 30 points31 points ago

[M]ind if I call you daddy?

[–]Sexual_Lettuce 7 points8 points ago

Call [M]e Papa

[–]Devarot 5 points6 points ago

I'm starting a middle school (6th-8th) teaching job on monday. Any tips?

[–]plb49 28 points29 points ago

Be honest and respectful to the kids

Remember where they are developmentally

Keep appropriate boundaries

Grade fairly and quickly

Don't take anything personally

Edit to add:

“I’ve come to a frightening conclusion that I am the decisive element in the classroom. It’s my personal approach that creates the climate. It’s my daily mood that makes the weather. As a teacher, I possess a tremendous power to make a child’s life miserable or joyous. I can be a tool of torture or an instrument of inspiration. I can humiliate or heal. In all situations, it is my response that decides whether a crisis will be escalated or de-escalated and a child humanized or dehumanized.” ― Haim G. Ginott

[–]tradgedy12 6 points7 points ago

GET OUT NOW

[–]Baycon 3 points4 points ago

I don't understand the dad part. I called my teacher "mom" once, simply due to the fact that it's damn close to "M'am".

[–]iriesyren 24 points25 points ago

One time when leaving work in a hurry I said to my boss (45-ish year old newly divorced man) "KBYELOVEYOU" as I ran out the door.

Much more embarrassing than calling my teachers "mom" back in the day.

I still have not lived it down.

[–]koalaberries 92 points93 points ago

Don't worry, think of it as a positive thing. Depending on class size, you probably have 15-30 girls in your class. It's too late for them, they'll never date you now. But don't worry! They each probably have 10-15 friends, who won't hear about this until Monday.

TL;DR: You have until Monday to make a girl fall in love with you, or you will have to change schools to avoid being forever alone.

[–]Rosefae 33 points34 points ago

I once called my grade 5 science teacher "Ms. Frizzle".

[–]Schroedingers_gif 6 points7 points ago

Was her name Ms. Frizzle?

[–]deathbytray 31 points32 points ago

Fo shizzle.

[–]Another_Clever_Name 5 points6 points ago

i highly doubt it :|

[–]kspr 14 points15 points ago

When I was in high school, my mother was my teacher for arts. I always called her mom, because it would be weird to not do that. As a result, nearly everyone in my class made this mistake once in a while.

[–]Elf_Retch 49 points50 points ago

Screaming out the wrong name during sex is always embarrassing.

[–]Riddlemc 24 points25 points ago

Not if you scream out "JESUS"!

[–]aldude3 36 points37 points ago

It is if you are God.

[–]BTC_Billy 63 points64 points ago

Or Mexican.

[–]2pacsofgum 7 points8 points ago

Nothing wrong with yelling out your own name while fapping.

[–]Jonmeij 4 points5 points ago

I thought that Jesus and God are the same "person" according to Christian dogma.

[–]RockSalad 5 points6 points ago

Catholics believe the father, the son, and the Holy Spirit to be a part of the "holy trinity", which defines god as 3 divine persons

[–]HolographicMetapod 5 points6 points ago

Fucking insane.

[–]TheMagicJesus 3 points4 points ago

Then it becomes a threesome

[–]vravikumar 12 points13 points ago

we've placed your street cred in an account... aaaand its gone

[–]bshuk57 14 points15 points ago

Homeschooling. Problem solved.

[–]Excentinel 12 points13 points ago

My mother was the only foreign language teacher at my high school. I had her for all 4 years of high school.

I went to public school and called a teacher "mom" on a daily basis. :/

[–]Cuntagion 2 points3 points ago

Same thing happened to me! I was ok with it though.

[–]OmgVibrate 8 points9 points ago

I called my male teacher "mom" once. I decided my question wasn't important anymore.

[–]lirby1 8 points9 points ago

Plot twist: teacher was a guy

[–]BValen7ine 4 points5 points ago

I called my boss dad one time

[–]captainmeta4 2 points3 points ago

My high school chem teacher was my mom.

[–]inpu 3 points4 points ago

Has happened to me. So, so embarrassing. I'm blushing in sympathy.

[–]Sarks 3 points4 points ago

Twist; the teacher is his father.

[–]theunicornking 3 points4 points ago

Reminds me of an episode of "Recess", the old cartoon show where Spinelli called their teacher mom

[–]Brunini 2 points3 points ago

Happend to me once. what was the reaction like?

[–]matthewtheninja 2 points3 points ago

It's better than calling your girlfriend mom.

[–]TheNinjaRob65 2 points3 points ago

I upvoted this post mostly for the panda video itself.

[–]ANAL_INVESTIGATOR 3 points4 points ago

Can I have some more milk, mommy?

[–]robodale 2 points3 points ago

Ralph, I'm not your mom...

[–]RTHREEB 2 points3 points ago

This doesn't apply to me lol. I went to the High school where my mom taught, and I took 2 classes with her. (Biology and Physiology). I ended up just calling her mom all the time because Ms. Brown got weird really fast.

[–]retired_bowseat 3 points4 points ago

Spinelli?

[–]jayjaythemedic 0 points1 point ago

Im in the army and I called my platoon sergeant mom. It was early and i wasnt fully awake yet.

[–]hayfever76 3 points4 points ago

Welcome to the club my friend. Welcome to the club...

[–]letsgetstoned 1 point2 points ago

ive done this like 5 times, it wasnt bad at all

[–]atxpyro 1 point2 points ago

Freud

[–]proudtobesilly 0 points1 point ago

This will just be a funny memory one day!

[–]dragonmoony 0 points1 point ago

I did that once in middle-school...

[–]SuperDiglett 1 point2 points ago

I did that in my senior year of high school, the teacher and i became really close after that lol i passed the class with an A without doing much work

[–]rchaseio 0 points1 point ago

I do this all the time at work. I call my Admin Assistant "honey" by accident. No really, it's an accident...

[–]notazoroastrian -1 points0 points ago

Plot twist: The teacher is a man.

[–]MastaPtrus -1 points0 points ago

Plot twist, it's a male teacher.

[–]dollfacedhero 0 points1 point ago

I once called a female teacher Dad

[–]rhyno8130 0 points1 point ago

Considering the baby panda from the national zoo in Washington just died, I can only think of this as the mother :(

[–]badler1 0 points1 point ago

Better than calling your female spanish teacher 'Dad'.

[–]soverysleepy 0 points1 point ago

I called my female teacher "dad" once...

[–]bearasauras 0 points1 point ago

I love how its right ear bounced back up. BOINGGGGGG

[–]Carnationlilyrose 1 point2 points ago

I'm a teacher and it happens a lot to me. I'm fine with it. I do get my own back by calling the kid 'son' later on, though. (It's never a girl.)

[–]GameAddikt 0 points1 point ago

Cover it up by saying you said ma'am and the rest of your class must be deaf or stupid!

[–]ToxicInsanity4 0 points1 point ago

I did that once. But it was calling my teacher Dad.

[–]OfTheWater 0 points1 point ago

Don't worry, I called a teacher mom in elementary school. He didn't say anything after.

[–]firefae83 0 points1 point ago

It happens, you'll live.

[–]m19z95k 0 points1 point ago

My friend once did this on purpose last year (11th grade). He thought it was going to be funny but it was just weird for everybody.

[–]Yeung107 -1 points0 points ago

PENIS!!!!!!!!!

[–]ziksharn1 0 points1 point ago

Thats cool. Just wait till you say it to your girlfriend infront of your mom. Then it gets weird

[–]tiffas1121 0 points1 point ago

It's okay i've done that too, but the teacher was actually my mom

[–]ArmedBull 0 points1 point ago

I've made that mistake once in Kindergarten. Never again.

[–]Butterbaugh64 0 points1 point ago

actually is mom.

[–]redorm 1 point2 points ago

When speaking with my wife I frequently refer to her as honey. I've also called my 40 year old male boss this on more than one occasion. He never seemed noticed.

Edit: He never seemed to notice.

freudian.

[–]shayneismyname 2 points3 points ago

You did it because no one noticed him? That's sweet of you.

[–]Draculix 0 points1 point ago

You're not the first, and you're damn well not the last. This will be forgotten about, more so if you don't act like it's a big deal.

[–]gogt200 1 point2 points ago

Never had my mom in class. But my dad never responded to "Dad" in class. Always had to call him Mr. 200. XD

[–]seniorheff 0 points1 point ago

I've never understood why this is such a big deal... It's happened a few times and we just laugh it off.

[–]aicidash 0 points1 point ago

I did that to my drama teacher. Everyone laughed. Ive been calling her mom ever since.

[–]A7X4REVer 0 points1 point ago

You have to put a sarcastic spin to it. "No talking in class!" "Yes, mom..."

[–]favela_astrobleme 0 points1 point ago

so sheltered.

[–]Okkeh 0 points1 point ago

TIL pandas can whiff their genitalia.

[–]Thekzy 0 points1 point ago

i always call my french teacher "mom" for no reason whts so ever. she hates it

[–]JavaMonn 0 points1 point ago

My freshman year of highschool, I had honors math with this one Asian kid. That doesn't sound innately interesting but he was not your run of the mill asian kid, something was off about him. Long story short he called our teacher "Mrs.Milf". She was not a milf either. Whole class died laughing except him, he didn't know what it meant.

[–]alexdelicious 0 points1 point ago

When you're in high school I teach your mom.

[–]statuek 0 points1 point ago

Haha, a male friend of mine did this in a computer science class.

[–]samuel33334 0 points1 point ago

That happened to me throughout elementrary school

[–]rodetherogue 0 points1 point ago

Just go with it in all honestly. Just constantly keep calling her mom and make her get used to it. Make Her.

[–]PaintyFilms 1 point2 points ago

[–]zelfe 0 points1 point ago

embrace it call her mom everyday

[–]psytrancedsquid 0 points1 point ago

My son goes to boarding school and when he comes home in the holidays he always calls me "Sir" unintentionally.

[–]anotherlurkerheretoo 0 points1 point ago

this accidentally happened to me last year but in the exact opposite. my teacher said something I said "DA" as in thank you and the kid next to me thought I was calling him dad... anyways we had a good laugh and I have him again this year

[–]UncontrollableUrges 0 points1 point ago

happened to me too but she took it as a complement and everything went better than expected.

[–]gembelkuasa 0 points1 point ago

Actually, In Indonesia, we called our female teacher "Ibu Guru", literally translated to "Mother teacher", and casually, we call them "Bu [name]", which literally translated to "Mom..."

[–]tabiyeh 0 points1 point ago

The large majority of Freud's findings have been disregarded for newer more conventional theories in psychology. Freud's most common patients were female rape victims, and Freud himself had a serious cocaine addiction.

[–]Minivete 0 points1 point ago

The awkward moment when your teacher calls you 'honey'...

[–]Razzmatazz13 0 points1 point ago

Almost all of the other girls in my pre-calc class years ago called our teacher "mom." It was weird...

[–]qrtr_inch_seam 0 points1 point ago

Former teacher here, got called "mom" a lot. I found it sweet every time and just smiled and told the kid "I've been called much worse."

[–]upwithwhich 0 points1 point ago

I found this gif totally depressing because I coincidentally just finished reading this article about the baby panda that died in Washington. Warning: sad.

[–]ZaWahhuh 0 points1 point ago

Its okay, happens to the best of us.

[–]ebski94 0 points1 point ago

I did it once everyone giggled and that was the end of it. Is it a big deal in America?

[–]njm1314 0 points1 point ago

I did this once way back in my school days. But while it was an accident, it wasn't quite the same as yours. You see I had watched Cool Runnings the night before, great movie by the way. All day long I was practicing say the word 'man' with a Jamaican accent like they do in the movie. So when the teacher asked me a question I was trying to respond with a "yeah man" but it comes out "yeah mom".

Quickly I had to decide which was more embarrassing. Having called your teacher mom or having to explain that you were trying to imitate a Jamaican who kissed eggs a lot and failed. I just took my punishment and went with the former.

[–]yellowcakewalk -1 points0 points ago

Always call women "baby" or "sugar" regardless of name or title. This will save you a lot of trouble when you are married.

[–]Frankstg 0 points1 point ago

How the hell do you end up calling your teacher "mom"?

[–]steffanlv 1 point2 points ago

Relax, it's no problem. Just apologize to her when you get home from school and before she makes you dinner.

That's what I did

*my Mom was my French teacher in highschool

[–]benjaminauer -1 points0 points ago

I called my boss dad in front of a bunch of coworkers. Same first name though, still embarrassing.

[–]littledingo 0 points1 point ago

Did it all the time as a kid, and even into high-school. Not something to be embarrassed about. Still, in a class of kids, it's funny.

[–]jklbkses 0 points1 point ago

I had a good teacher in high school that we ended up having for 3 of 4 years of math. Someone called her mom by accident early on, and the rest of the class just decided to roll with it. She hated it.

[–]Prince_Squirtle 0 points1 point ago

My mother was a substitute teacher when I was in fifth grade. During class, after she handed me an assignment she was passing out, I thanked her and said, "Thanks, mommy". I was mocked for months and at that point in my life felt that I could experience no greater shame.

[–]helloiisclay 0 points1 point ago

No, I said ma'am. I swear!

[–]crayons932 0 points1 point ago

A common phrase in my household (I have no idea where it originated from) is "What's up toots?" Needles to say, I used it once subconsciously with my 60 year old obese history teacher in high school. That one was tough to explain.

[–]IZZOISGOD -1 points0 points ago

Plot twist: the teacher is a DUDE

[–]requiem29 0 points1 point ago

A few years ago I was working a tech support job. One of the clients wouldn't hang up, everytime we got to the logical stopping point, they just came out of left field with something to keep the call going... Exactly like my mom does- you know when near the end of a mom call you have "yes mom... I will mom... Nope I didn't forget mom..." anyways just like that.

Like a good Pavlov's dog when we finally reached the end of the call I said "I love you too"...

TLDR told a random client I love them b/c hassle level = mother

[–]Ludavic 0 points1 point ago

I did that, was highly embarrassing, got loads of stick from other pupils

[–]dsanfte 0 points1 point ago

Guess your teacher is a milf.

[–]bosworth458 0 points1 point ago

I got you beat, called my GF mom today -_- im not a smart man

[–]KikiCollins 0 points1 point ago

I regularly call my male coworker "Hon" or "Babe" on accident. (I'm a girl, obvs.)

By now he just laughs and I say "Sorry, dude." My boyfriend thinks its hilarious and accuses me of having an affair.

[–]smash790 0 points1 point ago

Were you high?

[–]400yards 0 points1 point ago

Called my ex boss Dad a few times...

[–]1369ic 0 points1 point ago

I occasionally finish an email while talking to my wife and sign off with "love" or something similarly inappropriate. I've learned to not send them until I hang up and double-check.

[–]Hazlzz 0 points1 point ago

I love that gif. It all looks so human until it starts licking its crotch at the end.

[–]B003135 0 points1 point ago

Worse: I called my girlfriend mum once.

[–]james9075 0 points1 point ago

when i was in first grade i called my female teacher dad. she laughed her ass of before i realized what i had done

[–]Exaskryz 0 points1 point ago

For whatever reason, this particular imgur is not loading for me. Can someone reupload it?

[–]bigglesxyz 0 points1 point ago

I think this is a sign of being way too sheltered.

[–]typon 0 points1 point ago

Cancerous high schoolers

[–]chivy007 0 points1 point ago

I used to do this all the time! Then again, my teacher was my mother irl.

[–]Kinglink 0 points1 point ago

that's novice..

Wait til you call your girlfriend that.... during sex.

[–]lolsucksforyou 0 points1 point ago

I'm in the ROTC (Reserve officer training corps). I once called my female colonel, "Mom." Extremely awkward situation. Never spoke of it again.

[–]derpina428 0 points1 point ago

Calling her grandma is even worse.

[–]texas_renee 0 points1 point ago

Middle school teacher now and every year I have several that end up calling me Momma J. I tell them it's okay as long as they understand that by doing so I will treat them like my kids- which means calling them on their bs and holding them to the same standard I'd expect out of my own kids.

[–]chingyduster 0 points1 point ago

If that's the biggest problem you're having in high school... consider yourself lucky.

[–]mynameisSold 0 points1 point ago

quick fix: say that you've just moved from UK

[–]whocares65 0 points1 point ago

I'm in high school.

Downvote. Naw, just kidding.

[–]jparrai 0 points1 point ago

That's nothing. Wait till you call your girlfriend by the name of your former girlfriend. Then you won't find a hole deep enough for your liking.

[–]TaintrickTaintze 1 point2 points ago

"I'm not mommy, Ralph. I'm Ms. Hoover."

[–]slothscantswim 0 points1 point ago

Called new gf exgfs name, called exgf mom... Life is hard sometimes....

[–]SkjoldborgS 0 points1 point ago

Happened to me ... twice. It's all good, we all forgive you

[–]SparDanterGilio 0 points1 point ago

blieve me, shell love you now

[–]chilliberry 0 points1 point ago

Plot twist: the teacher was male.