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[–]ftwjklol 94 points95 points ago

Actually, only the dog on that sign is banned from the park; a Pall Mall smoking, drunkard terrier named Pickles. Rides a skateboard. Eats trash. Barks at night. He knows what he did.

[–]deucemob 23 points24 points ago

You made me snort when I laughed. I never snort when I laugh.

[–]ftwjklol 11 points12 points ago

Hahaha yes. Now I've got a taste for power. I can never go back...

[–]deucemob 6 points7 points ago

[–]refredsemaeb 2 points3 points ago

I challenge you to a duel http://imgur.com/Ebffy

[–]steve0suprem0 2 points3 points ago

see, pall malls have this little scoop for snorting your cocaine. pickles doesn't handle it very well and that's why he's not allowed.

edit: it's parliaments. please disregard bad joke.

[–]kevinjamez 4 points5 points ago

That would be parliaments, my man.

[–]OneRandomCatFact 2 points3 points ago

I never laugh out loud unless I am talking to someone

[–]craniumonempty 3 points4 points ago

I laugh more when alone than with others around. I also sing when I'm alone for too long... Is that normal?

[–]OneRandomCatFact 1 point2 points ago

I only sing in the shower or in the car

[–]Green_Suspenders 3 points4 points ago

That's not a cat fact..

[–]OneRandomCatFact 0 points1 point ago

A cat has 32 bones in it's ear!

[–]Green_Suspenders 3 points4 points ago

You. I like you.

[–]craniumonempty 1 point2 points ago

The name says only one... so you might have used up your wish

[–]SOLIDninja 4 points5 points ago

Was about to ask "what the fuck do these assholes have against Spuds McKenzie??"

Thanks for clearing this up. I know Pickles. He is a very bad dog.

[–]SuperBabywipes 3 points4 points ago

Pickles. LOL

[–]theruister 29 points30 points ago

perfect! i just got my dog to quit smoking. this will be the perfect place for his drunken skateboard sessions.

[–]klsi832 10 points11 points ago

Dog Draper

[–]cojafoji 16 points17 points ago

Brian's gonna have a helluva time taking Stewie to the park now.

[–]trampus1 7 points8 points ago

I can't think of one place that such a thing wouldn't improve. Why ban it?

[–]AntwonPeachFuzz 4 points5 points ago

Must be Compton

[–]therealtheremin 4 points5 points ago

Reminded me of tne simpsons. The itchy and scratchy, and poochie show.

[–]anunciationday 3 points4 points ago

Wilfred is still cool though, right?

[–]Talgoxen 4 points5 points ago

That however is a longboard.

[–]FreakingAwesomeThing 4 points5 points ago

Shut up Meg.

[–]TxSaru 2 points3 points ago

It seems Rude Dog and the Dweebs made quite a stir in this town.

[–]angelside 2 points3 points ago

It seems like he should be wearing a monocle.

[–]ghdana 2 points3 points ago

So, basically, if you're between 17 and 23, you will have nothing to do there.

[–]Boredsecurityguard 2 points3 points ago

Why do they hate our freedom?

[–]Antares42 2 points3 points ago

Had to think of this one.

(Caption reads "well great.")

[–]ZachMorrisT1000 1 point2 points ago

cut backs...

[–]the_tch 1 point2 points ago

I thought that was a CRT monitor sliding off a desk at first

[–]SkateboardingDog 0 points1 point ago

But it's the easiest way I can get my Merlot and Cigarillos to the nature preserve...

[–]Airwarf 1 point2 points ago

in that order ossifer?

[–]favela_astrobleme 0 points1 point ago

this is definitely Singapore.

[–]starbuxed 1 point2 points ago

The dog is missing his monocle.

[–]austindkelly 0 points1 point ago

What communist country was this photo taken?

[–]Nyrb 1 point2 points ago

Those are some cool dogs man.

[–]kleixa 1 point2 points ago

I don't want crazy dogs like that near my children!

[–]miraitrunks 0 points1 point ago

staying classy Wilfred...

[–]uB166ERu 0 points1 point ago

doesn't surprise, a smoking, drinking, skateboarding dog must be full blown asshole!

[–]frotc914 1 point2 points ago

My schnauzer hates going to the dogpark without getting his buzz on and practicing vert...what am I supposed to do?

[–]JAsherP 0 points1 point ago

That's a pretty classy dog.

[–]fantasiajhnsn 1 point2 points ago

Why would you NOT want a smoking skateboarding drunk dog? That's just awesome.

[–]gjhgjh 1 point2 points ago

It means no party animals. That, my friend, is a silhouette of the original party animal, Spuds MacKenzie, duh. It's such a bummer none of you youngins know anything about this gnarly party animal. I used to party with him back in the day before he got all coked out and was found dead in a pool of his own vomit, true story.

[–]Ast_risk 0 points1 point ago

What a cool dog.

[–]deargodimbored 1 point2 points ago

So my tabbaco chewing, hash brownie eating, Pogo sticking cat is okay then!

[–]jsdub1 0 points1 point ago

Somebody wants to keep Rob Dyrdek out lol

[–]HydroHero 0 points1 point ago

Everything I like..not allowed. Fuck that place (wherever it may be)

[–]Mia_May 1 point2 points ago

it doesn't say you can't masturbate

[–]Viking_Lordbeast 1 point2 points ago

Alright /r/firstworldanarchists you know what to do.

[–]SquirrelWithAShotgun -1 points0 points ago

I think it's no dogs, no skateboarding, no smoking and no drinking.

[–]iLoginToComment 1 point2 points ago

I would never go to THAT place.

[–]jmikec93 0 points1 point ago

i knew exactly what i was gonna see but still clicked it anyways

[–]GameBeaten 0 points1 point ago

I do not understand how this sign is real. This is just too good to be true. Did someone want to save a budget on signs or something?

[–]IAmTheMrGuy 1 point2 points ago

Ha, joke's on them: my dog doesn't smoke.

[–]WhiteMorganFreeman 0 points1 point ago

Classy as fuck.

[–]phantomtroll41 -2 points-1 points ago

HA HA LULZ

[–]StreetKidNamedDesire 0 points1 point ago

Man they ruin all the fun

[–]sturg1dj 0 points1 point ago

that is a cool fucking dog

[–]Dummies102 0 points1 point ago

better title: "no awesome dogs allowed."

[–]tech98 0 points1 point ago

God damn, there goes my idea for a Monopoly dog costume after he doesn't get picked over the iron.

[–]soulknight56 0 points1 point ago

Who agrees that dog looks classy as fuck?

[–]SparkyDreamer 0 points1 point ago

That's the one thing I wish I had, most of all!

[–]Hookhand 0 points1 point ago

Sorry, Spuds McKenzie.

[–]Le-Squirtle 0 points1 point ago

So, has anyone found a link to where I can purchase this glorious sign?

[–]expertonbreasts 0 points1 point ago

My future dog, Narwhal, shall be this awesome.

[–]pussduster 1 point2 points ago

smoking and drinking are good for you..

dogs and skateboards are for fags

[–]RickRossovich 1 point2 points ago

I remember the first time I found the internet.

Ass.

[–]pussduster 0 points1 point ago

you obviously suffer from little weenis syndrome