I can't tell the difference

Geter_Pabriel · 2012-09-23T14:34:28+00:00

The one on the left is a human being. I am fucking good.

Dropsonic · 2012-09-23T14:34:07+00:00

How the fuck does shit like this make the front page?

butthurttheprequel · 2012-09-23T14:58:56+00:00

Boy, this website is just lone gone. At this point, even circlejerking about these posts is just cliched and unfunny.

I still can't find a better alternative to this website though. Maybe it's time to go back to...Cracked.

I wish I knew how to quit you, Reddit.

Bini_9 · 2012-09-23T14:21:24+00:00

Seriously? It's funny how reddit is becoming more and more like 9gag.

Yea also, so brave! Ron Nasa Tyson reporting for duty, etc.

CptQuark · 2012-09-23T14:28:25+00:00

This is a shit post..

DeeKan · 2012-09-23T14:20:42+00:00

Well aren't you clever OP. Is Queen your favourite band and do you think marijuana should be legalized?

Drunken_Economist · 2012-09-23T13:33:45+00:00

DAE NOT LIKE NIKKI MINAJ?!

billyzero · 2012-09-23T13:56:42+00:00

Is this middle school?

Wintermute_Is_Coming · 2012-09-23T14:48:27+00:00

What the fuck is with all the hate for Nicki Minaj? Yeah, her songs suck and she looks weird as hell, but I don't really see the point in constantly shitting on her. More importantly, it's not even funny - this picture is literally just saying "Hey, SHE'S SHIT LOL"

Besides, when she's not looking like a ball of cotton candy, she's pretty hot, and some of her stuff is kind of catchy.

LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK · 2012-09-23T15:56:29+00:00

This is racist, stupid, and unfunny. What the fuck is happening to this place.

alxrsls · 2012-09-23T14:54:54+00:00

The only shit I see is OP, quit being an asshole for Karma.

RonPaul1488 · 2012-09-23T15:01:00+00:00

i think the picture would probably be better suited in /r/racism or white supremacy

Teekoo · 2012-09-23T15:02:02+00:00

GIVE ME A MOD STATUS AND I WILL BAN EVERY SINGLE MOTHERFUCKER WHO POSTS STUPID SHIT LIKE THIS. HOLY FUCK THIS SITE IS TERRIBLE. FUCK YOU OP.

Meatwad555 · 2012-09-23T15:01:42+00:00

GOD DAMMIT! A pile of shit made it to the front page AGAIN?!

Reddit, I am disappoint.

bigsaucybob · 2012-09-23T15:22:39+00:00

This right here will be the downfall of Reddit.

I hope OP has learned his lesson and will refrain from posting shit like this in the future. However, after looking over his post history, I don't think it's likely.

ANUSBLASTER_MKII · 2012-09-23T14:29:06+00:00

Are you calling black people 'poo'?

CyberSoldier8 · 2012-09-23T15:36:23+00:00

seriously, who the fuck just sees a pile of shit and thinks "Oh, yeah, lets put some sprinkles on that shit!"

Wakanaga · 2012-09-23T15:17:18+00:00

LOL DAE HATE POP CULTURE? LOOK HOW REBELLIOUS AND UNIQUE WE ARE.

o0260o · 2012-09-23T15:03:12+00:00

I find her music fun. Some people need to understand that there are things meant for different demographics. Also this can be racist.

yohohoanda · 2012-09-23T15:23:01+00:00

I wonder if this would've made the front page if it were Katy Perry and bird shit with sprinkles.

SolidusTengu · 2012-09-23T15:55:10+00:00

Bravery level: Carl 420 Sagan.

Faggot Level: OP.

Apollonius_Cone · 2012-09-23T15:52:46+00:00

Are you calling shit, shit?

Vuchetich · 2012-09-23T16:22:04+00:00

I don't get this whole deal with pop stars dressing in really crazy ways yet that craziness doesn't reflect at all in their music because they keep it as stereotypical and uncreative as possible.

NiCoLaS4412 · 2012-09-23T18:16:39+00:00

The one in the right can actually sing...

kirikou · 2012-09-23T22:51:05+00:00

One is making more money than all your ancestor?

Chickenlikengood · 2012-09-24T01:06:10+00:00

One is a pile of shit, and the other has candied sprinkles on it

spiralled · 2012-09-23T14:49:45+00:00

I think comparing a black person with a pile of shit is a new low even for you, Reddit.

normalite · 2012-09-23T14:36:15+00:00

I personally think shes hot. If you dont like her, dont watch her videos or listen to her music.

oobie23 · 2012-09-23T15:23:48+00:00

The one on the right is laying on the ground

vanillagelato · 2012-09-23T13:21:51+00:00

Silly OP :3 the one on the right actually has the potential of helping this world by acting as fertilizer!

dafuqurmom · 2012-09-23T15:20:44+00:00

the differance is shes in a chair on the left

bigQ15 · 2012-09-23T15:26:53+00:00

Ooooh I see it. They photoshopped the people out of the background on the right

Mad_Hatter_Bot · 2012-09-23T14:58:20+00:00

One can't sing, the other knows it can't and doesn't.

bhmnscmm · 2012-09-23T14:44:20+00:00

Nikki Minaj is a very talented artist.

         - Mitt Romney

Derpette_For_The_Win · 2012-09-23T15:44:57+00:00

photo quality.

SMELLYTAUNTAUN · 2012-09-23T15:46:41+00:00

Not going to lie, I would tap that.

flick1999 · 2012-09-23T15:55:15+00:00

DAE read that in Morgan Freeman's voice?

EmeraldCrusader · 2012-09-23T15:56:29+00:00

One's currently a blonde, the other a brunette.

Phoequinox · 2012-09-23T16:05:32+00:00

I don't usually jump on the negativity bandwagon, but this isn't even trying. It's only popular because of people who agree that her music is bad. It's not the slightest bit funny.

fictioncondition · 2012-09-23T16:07:51+00:00

Someone took a shit outside, put sprinkles on it, and took a picture of it. The need for internet popularity is reaching whole new levels now.

FlametheHedghog · 2012-09-23T16:12:25+00:00

Hm... Well no difference here.

Nexes · 2012-09-23T16:15:50+00:00

One's a pile of shit and one is feces.

NorthExit182 · 2012-09-23T16:21:50+00:00

I hope the shit on the right is not yours...

mrpoofypajamapants · 2012-09-23T16:26:34+00:00

Easy. One's a piece of shit, and the other's a piece of shit... With sprinkles

superdooperuberpoopr · 2012-09-23T16:44:24+00:00

The one on the right looks like it belongs in the hunger games.

Homlesslemon · 2012-09-23T16:47:02+00:00

Hmm I don't know that's a tricky one!

PandemoniumExpress · 2012-09-23T16:50:19+00:00

The one on the right clearly possesses more musical talent than the one on the left.

Orion_2kTC · 2012-09-23T16:52:47+00:00

The one on the right has talent.

Chefmalex · 2012-09-23T16:53:03+00:00

Nicki minaj is on the left, the way her music sounds is on the right. Nailed it.

ryukman1 · 2012-09-23T16:53:54+00:00

Well, there is a huge difference. One is shit and one is a human.

THUGLIFEGANGSTER1998 · 2012-09-23T17:25:09+00:00

One is a pile of excrement that came leaking out of a dog's ass only for someone to try to make it look better than it really is with some decorations and the other one is nicki minaj

Fuzzy_Socrates · 2012-09-23T17:30:43+00:00

One has sprinkles and the other one is wearing a sweater that Mrs.Keblers first grade class made.

Tlingit_Raven · 2012-09-23T17:35:49+00:00

The one on the left has more cash than most of reddit's userbase.

allthatisman37 · 2012-09-23T17:42:09+00:00

The pile of shit on the left has a wig.

Martinoooh · 2012-09-23T17:58:52+00:00

The one on the left is wearing a wig

archpope · 2012-09-23T18:00:32+00:00

If you had to, I mean really REALLY had to, you could fuck the dogshit.

Reaper_fuzz · 2012-09-23T18:10:02+00:00

The one on the right has talent?

zimbabwe7878 · 2012-09-23T18:13:49+00:00

When are we gonna do this to Lady Gaga? Jesus Christ this is some unoriginal bullshit. We get that you think she looks ridiculous, but its her fucking JOB! She makes bank to make you think this you fucking retards.

skates90 · 2012-09-23T18:16:43+00:00

One is shit with sprinkles, the other is a woman I don't know wearing a silly costume.

Next.

PillPill · 2012-09-23T18:56:46+00:00

Someone needs to shoot that hoe in the face

Sk8rkid5200 · 2012-09-23T19:06:52+00:00

One has a purpose in life and the other is Nicki Minaj

stkchk4 · 2012-09-23T19:35:53+00:00

the one on the right is missing the non-dairy whipped topping.

Pandorasbox64 · 2012-09-23T19:36:41+00:00

This post is fucking shit...without the sprinkles.

imablaziken · 2012-09-23T19:45:00+00:00

One's a pile of shit and the other has sprinkles on it.

the_friendly_one · 2012-09-23T19:50:43+00:00

One has sprinkles on it.

Sooouuup · 2012-09-23T20:04:30+00:00

Well, one is dog shit covered in sprinkles. The other is dog shit covered in sprinkles

mythril98 · 2012-09-23T20:06:54+00:00

One's a whore, one's not.

LETSBACON · 2012-09-23T20:28:15+00:00

One can produce more shit

mastapasta · 2012-09-23T20:33:27+00:00

The one on the right can sing. zing

fartacus9898 · 2012-09-23T21:05:56+00:00

I know!!! the one on the right is in it's natural habitat

Demonweed · 2012-09-23T21:08:20+00:00

It's clear to me -- the one on the right doesn't use autotune.

m477h3w777 · 2012-09-23T21:41:02+00:00

The shit can sing better.

redditaccountant · 2012-09-23T22:19:17+00:00

Silly OP, the right has more talent.

NippleFungus · 2012-09-24T02:56:01+00:00

Am I the only guy on reddit that thinks she's hot? this seriously confuses me

joemoe5566 · 2012-09-24T03:08:54+00:00

Ones a piece of shit, the other has sprinkles on it.

ratamac · 2012-09-24T03:19:56+00:00

I can't tell the difference

lexi97 · 2012-09-24T05:24:07+00:00

Well ... Ones a price of shit the other has rainbow sprinkles

The_fluffy_sock · 2012-09-24T06:49:18+00:00

Nicki Minaj looks shitty as usual, but who's the bitch on the left?

banzai33 · 2012-09-23T14:35:50+00:00

It's a good job Reddit is above all that low-brow celebrity-trashing they print in magazines.

Fuck's sake.

Snikz18 · 2012-09-23T13:48:43+00:00

Gross...

There's a man wearing shoes without socks.

Cozmo23 · 2012-09-23T13:58:05+00:00

At least one doesn't make shitty music.

theman113098 · 2012-09-23T14:36:12+00:00

I couldn't agree with him/her more

IncidentOn57thStreet · 2012-09-23T14:38:42+00:00

Is colourful dogshit back on the front page?

Emperor_Mao · 2012-09-23T15:16:30+00:00

I thought this was funny. Why are comments so upset? go to /r/ politics or /r/ worldnews if you want to be serious :).

PeanutButterChicken · 2012-09-23T15:25:42+00:00

Racism is fun. It's easy to tell how many white pre-teens/teenagers are on reddit when stuff like this hits the front page.

Kbear52 · 2012-09-23T13:17:58+00:00

Ones a piece of shit and the other has sprinkles on it

Komcor · 2012-09-23T15:16:25+00:00

One's a giant heap of colorful waste that is an excrement of multiple things being put together to form something vile, smelly, ugly, and disgusting. The other is a pile of poop with sprinkles.

maebo121 · 2012-09-23T13:48:53+00:00

The one on the right is far more attractive.

A7XfoREVerrr · 2012-09-23T15:17:15+00:00

Just been watching nigella's kitchen and now I'm looking at pictures of turd with sprinkles on - wheres the difference?

StalinKnowsBest · 2012-09-23T15:28:45+00:00

The sprinkles on the right look tasty.

im_the_next_act · 2012-09-23T15:36:31+00:00

She is JUST like Lil Wayne in my opinion. They show rare signs of brilliance (e.g. Monster for Minaj, A Milli for Lil Wayne), and then put out steaming piles of shit for the radio (e.g. 95% of their music).

And it makes sense, being that Lil Wayne signed Minaj. They're following a similar model of separating their good work with their money-making pieces of garbage. This is in contrast to artists like Kanye West and Jay-Z who make incredible music that has a broad appeal simultaneously.

hazeyrayy · 2012-09-23T15:36:32+00:00

BRAVERY LEVEL: SO RON PAUL

LOLOLOLno · 2012-09-23T15:58:06+00:00

did you, uh, just compare a person's skin color to literal shit? did that just happen?

the_catacombs · 2012-09-23T15:23:28+00:00

Can we stop circlejerking against OP and talk about how absolutely shit Minaj is?

Jrspike · 2012-09-23T14:30:56+00:00

well, one of them actually looks nice, the other one is nicki minaj.

crosscountry1989 · 2012-09-23T15:16:24+00:00

Well at least put up two different pictures. We can't really make out any difference if they are the same damn picture.

Sameroni · 2012-09-23T14:22:35+00:00

Why would you put sprinkles on poop to begin with? That's ridiculous.

c0rrupts0ciety · 2012-09-23T14:58:55+00:00

One is an amazingly talented artist with looks of a goddess. The other is Nicki Minaj.

ndiamondn · 2012-09-23T15:16:09+00:00

Easy... The piece of shit on the left is wearing shoes.

Beulshite · 2012-09-23T15:09:46+00:00

OP is a colossal faggot.

Icelord1823 · 2012-09-23T13:39:46+00:00

I think the one on the right might be a modern "artist"

poopashardasrock · 2012-09-23T14:14:27+00:00

you prick. don't insult that little shit like that.

dontbthatguy · 2012-09-23T14:55:00+00:00

I'm not getting fooled. They are identical. How long till something jumps out and scared the shit out of me?!

brunesgoth · 2012-09-23T14:14:08+00:00

This is easy, one is a piece of shit. The other is a piece of shit with jimmies on it.

Meqq · 2012-09-23T15:22:07+00:00

The one on the right can sing?

bertrob3 · 2012-09-23T15:32:33+00:00

The one on the right doesn't have blonde mold coming off the top?

m00re · 2012-09-23T15:34:24+00:00

Lol what difference?

SkySilver · 2012-09-23T14:17:05+00:00

This is very funny.

I_are_God · 2012-09-23T15:06:06+00:00

One is a piece of shit, the other's a dog turd with sprinkles.

spunkyweazle · 2012-09-23T15:00:03+00:00

The pile of shit would make it to the front page faster. sigh...

Jorster · 2012-09-23T15:05:19+00:00

Guys, it's really not hard to see which is which. One has blonde hair, The other is Nikki Minaj...i think...

James_Holmes · 2012-09-23T14:31:36+00:00

HAHA IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE'S A NIGGER

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