Having fun isn't hard when you have a library card

michaelhearit · 2012-09-23T13:04:43+00:00

PLOT TWIST: Muffy's a drug dealer.

Fortehlulz33 · 2012-09-23T15:15:40+00:00

JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE HYDE JEKYLL. JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE.

PorchMonkeyKike · 2012-09-23T14:38:30+00:00

Anyone else have this song stuck in their head now?

red321red321 · 2012-09-23T13:59:14+00:00

Surely those are lines of crushed up Adderall which you're snorting so that you can study extra hard and blaze through the pages of your textbooks.

bmckinney323 · 2012-09-23T15:10:52+00:00

Classic fucking episode. Dammit, I love Arthur.

AcidMind · 2012-09-23T15:03:27+00:00

I started shaking

My legs were quaking

My stomach aching

My brain was breaking!

juicycunts · 2012-09-23T15:29:22+00:00

the ass was fat.

crazydude99 · 2012-09-23T14:28:24+00:00

Man this song pissed me off, At my library you had to pay like $45 to get a library card, HAVING FUN IS FUCKING HARD WHEN YOU CAN'T GET A LIBRARY CARD.

NihilisticToad · 2012-09-23T15:08:57+00:00

Those lines are fucking terrible.

Nerdy31415 · 2012-09-23T16:04:28+00:00

This actually reminds me of a story that happened with my friend.

Arthur convinced him, when he was really little, that having a library card would solve all his problems. He would never be bored again. He begged and begged his mom to take him to the library and get him a library card. Finally, she did. On the car ride home, he was rubbing the card up against the window, I'm guessing because it amused him. Well, it slipped and fell between the window and the door. He tried to get it, but he couldn't. Somehow, he thought that rolling down the window would help. It didn't. He never saw that library card again.

TL;DR: My friend begged for a library card and lost it within 5 minutes of getting it.

sqrt-1loveyou · 2012-09-23T16:12:00+00:00

Those are some pretty messy lines.

Use plastic cards, they're much better.

sniffle

ephemeriis_ · 2012-09-23T15:14:06+00:00

Oh man...

A few years back, my wife worked for this company called Big Fat Wow. Seriously. Who the hell names a company that?

Anyway... Their business model involved building Internet kiosks in malls and running advertising on televisions and around the browser window. They ran a commercial with this song on loop for the longest time.

I'd stop by to grab lunch with her, and it'd be playing. She'd come home from work humming it. I'd wake up in the middle of the night, hearing that song looping through my dreams.

I was so relieved when that place closed down, and that song stopped haunting me... But now, thanks to you, it's back.

Viviparous · 2012-09-23T15:56:36+00:00

Jekyll Jekyll Hyde Jekyll Hyde Jekyll Hydeeeee

TetrisKingFISH · 2012-09-23T15:04:54+00:00

Francine's face man..

docfate · 2012-09-23T15:34:21+00:00

THERE IS NO SUCH WORD AS "BUSALOUIE"

rjqg327 · 2012-09-23T15:45:25+00:00

And then they got the idea of jeckyl and Hyde. That part was creepy as fuck.

brmmm · 2012-09-23T14:00:14+00:00

This was posted like, 5 days ago? thats a quick repost...

janrahan · 2012-09-23T15:42:04+00:00

Having fun isn't hard when you have a fake ID!

Nihilgeist · 2012-09-23T15:28:13+00:00

And here I thought this was going to be a 'feel good' about being poor!

Have an upvote for the cynicism I wasn't expecting but desperately wanted!

Kaiju_Hamster · 2012-09-23T15:36:12+00:00

I was expecting a cool find at a local library. :/ I guess if someone doesn't have a shameless internet repost of some library carrying xbox games or some such, then I'll have to go out (to the internet) and do it myself.

Dangthesehavetobesma · 2012-09-23T15:43:01+00:00

I can't get a library card. Stupid local politics.

Sionysion · 2012-09-23T15:48:33+00:00

I always sing this to myself when ever I use my Uni pass, but still, no one gets it :( I'm glad it hasn't been forgotten :D

ladyk0420 · 2012-09-23T15:49:29+00:00

Thank you for this post. I spit out my coffee! :o)

Sureiyaa · 2012-09-23T15:56:20+00:00

Arthur's still one of my favorite shows.

Starch · 2012-09-23T15:58:22+00:00

YSK that in NYC, many libraries do not allow you to actually check out books to bring home.

Moldybooks · 2012-09-23T16:03:03+00:00

Awe man not the library card. I was just at the library earlier and got a new book. ouch

iknewprufrock · 2012-09-23T16:08:15+00:00

I had nightmares for three years about the Dr Jekyll and Mr. Hyde scene in this show.

favela_astrobleme · 2012-09-23T16:09:31+00:00

There's some truth to this. Where I live, there's free wireless Internet at the library...the library is my reddit headquarters, and where I download all that other stuff.

AppleTStudio · 2012-09-23T16:21:06+00:00

Their eyes... They look so......... Dead....

99trumpets · 2012-09-23T16:25:16+00:00

I've actually got to the stage in life where I'd be all, "eh, coke, whatever, no thanks... but HEY... can I borrow that library card?? They have so much great free stuff there!"

applecore84 · 2012-09-23T16:26:20+00:00

Oooo, are you having cake?? = my favorite quote from this show, and i would so date Ratburn now, as a grownup lady

BleakerBeaker · 2012-09-23T16:27:38+00:00

More uses for your library card @2:02: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssOa_oeEGso

VvJajavV · 2012-09-23T16:28:02+00:00

ספרייה זה נחמד, כשיש כרטיס ביד!

nomagneticmonopoles · 2012-09-23T16:28:02+00:00

Oh gosh, Arthur was the best kid's cartoon. Still the only way I can spell aardvark is by singing to myself:

A.....A.....R......D......V..A..R..K

Rappguy · 2012-09-23T16:36:18+00:00

It's okay I don't need my childhood...

geekgroupie42 · 2012-09-23T16:38:08+00:00

don't think arthur needs any of that, he's already neurotic as fuck.

liquidfan · 2012-09-23T16:41:55+00:00

The ass was fat.

pfooty · 2012-09-23T16:50:28+00:00

So this one time I did lines of cocaine off of an Arthur book. A friend of mine had a French exchange student with her and we got him to do a line as well. We also joked about doing lines off of the French kid. I haven't been able to look at Arthur the same way since. The book has been used for many drug related tasks as well (i.e. rolling joints, crushing pills, etc.).

lco · 2012-09-23T16:55:23+00:00

library card != blow

ZebubXIII · 2012-09-23T16:55:36+00:00

wasn't this posted like 2-3 days ago?

elmerion · 2012-09-23T17:00:54+00:00

Omfg i loved that song

ShahpEleven · 2012-09-23T17:10:53+00:00

In college, I always used my student ID to rack lines. I don't do any drugs anymore, though. Remember, kids: cocaine is fun but don't try it unless you're rich. Having a coke habit as a broke-ass college kid is not fun.

KingZuul · 2012-09-23T17:21:46+00:00

Alright seriously, what was the deal with the snowball?

PLOVAPODA · 2012-09-23T17:27:50+00:00

WHO'S DEWEY?!

improperly_dressed · 2012-09-23T17:30:26+00:00

they did all go to the 'sugar bowl'

1nspect_Her_Gadget · 2012-09-23T17:31:49+00:00

how the hell did this make the frontpage AGAIN? that's like 4 times in 3 months

Irishinfernohead · 2012-09-23T17:47:44+00:00

Right in the childhood.

2Chainz2 · 2012-09-23T17:50:59+00:00

My names Arthur, and this holds true. Posts to Facebook

crysco · 2012-09-23T18:10:43+00:00

I think Francine is way ahead of everyone else on that one.

blackaddermrbean · 2012-09-23T18:13:20+00:00

Some motherfucker, better post the fucking episode...

Otherwise I aint having fun when Arthur sings about his library card.

Typhoid1423 · 2012-09-23T19:17:48+00:00

Anybody else wowed that this hasn't been crushed by thousands of "This has already been posted" comments...?

Ladyloves · 2012-09-23T19:26:03+00:00

I read this as: Having fun is hard, when you're a library card.

Onzez · 2012-09-23T19:51:26+00:00

I admit, I have used my library card for this.

BlueOak777 · 2012-09-23T20:36:55+00:00

That's flour. That's not cocaine.

Source: Parties. Beautiful horrible parties.

BrittonB · 2012-09-23T22:34:57+00:00

That's a business card for the library. Not a library card.

zamattiac · 2012-09-23T23:45:50+00:00

NYC has such a pretty library card!

SpamAndEggs12 · 2012-09-24T01:20:34+00:00

They didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose them

poohbear88 · 2012-09-23T16:03:22+00:00

Fuck coke.

Kyman111 · 2012-09-23T15:07:33+00:00

Seriously who the fuck was gloopy

pornshopjesus · 2012-09-23T15:14:26+00:00

I can't remember the name of the episode this is from.

caracarn · 2012-09-23T16:08:12+00:00

Since I realized that I can borrow PS3 games at the library - I agree.

INeedTreeFiddy · 2012-09-23T16:09:52+00:00

This has always been my favorite version of this. http://imgur.com/B0Vd2

taalmahret · 2012-09-23T15:15:34+00:00

ouch. Right in the childhood with a wiffle ball bat.... :(

LinksMilkBottle · 2012-09-23T15:24:31+00:00

I fucking knew there would be a picture of Hey Arthur! the moment I saw the title.

lionsface98 · 2012-09-23T15:00:29+00:00

My friend is actually the voice actor of arthur. So when I see this, I laugh too hard. Even though it's a repost.

Malignant_Mallard · 2012-09-23T15:26:58+00:00

I didn't get it for a solid 30 seconds....shameful auto-facepalm action

ejn07 · 2012-09-23T16:25:58+00:00

Seriously? 2 days ago?

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/107qr4/wise_words_arthur/

AK_Toking · 2012-09-23T16:34:47+00:00

(Fixed)[http://imgur.com/EpKJU]

Radioactiveraddish · 2012-09-23T14:27:50+00:00

Right in the childhood

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