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[–]michaelhearit 159 points160 points ago

PLOT TWIST: Muffy's a drug dealer.

[–]Bubonic_Ferret 60 points61 points ago

It's because she's brown, isn't it?

[–]SWF_LookingFor_T-Rex 57 points58 points ago

Muffy isn't brown.

[–]Verblocity 53 points54 points ago

I think the only brown one is The Brain. Francine looks brown, but she's Jewish.

[–]FireFight 21 points22 points ago

How are we supposed to know she's Jewish? I swear Francine is a Cow.

[–]Verblocity 71 points72 points ago

On the Christmas episode her family celebrates Hanukkah. The Brain's family celebrates Kwanzaa.

[–]ElCapitan09 10 points11 points ago

True that and she explained in a episode how she is not supposed to eat meat and dairy but was told off for eating a cheese burger.

[–]scoder 17 points18 points ago

How do you know so much?

[–]VaguelyCondescending 56 points57 points ago

How don't you know this?

Binky's real name is Shelley and biked with Lance Armstrong.

Buster has asthma and is into organic gardening.

Brain was held back a year for being a crier and used to be afraid of water.

And DW finally found her snowball.

Get it together, Scoder.

[–]scoder 17 points18 points ago

I'm hoping for an opportunity in my life, a moment between life and death, where this information will be required in order for me to survive or possibly save humanity as a whole. Thanks VaguelyCondescending.

And just in case it comes up, where was DW's snowball?

[–]VaguelyCondescending 5 points6 points ago

In all honesty...I don't really remember.

The original episode with the snowball showed aliens eating it at the end, and then like 10+ years later there was an episode where it mysteriously reappeared in the freezer. I don't remember how it was explained though.

[–]s4g4n 3 points4 points ago

You might get into an argument with a child some day and WIN

[–]karls55555 1 point2 points ago

Well, the snowball she found was just ice cream.

[–]amber_kiss 2 points3 points ago

Don't forget The Brains real name is Allen

[–]Frankthegeek 2 points3 points ago

Didn't Francine also bike with lance Armstrong for a cancer benefit.

[–]LandOfLincoln 30 points31 points ago

I bet you're behind on breaking bad too...

[–]scoder 15 points16 points ago

I am :( Fuck

[–]Narnian_Factor 3 points4 points ago

I just finished the fourth season and now I can't figure out where to watch the 5th season.

[–]sqrt-1loveyou 2 points3 points ago

He probably watched it as a child.

PBS! Woooo.

Didn't have high speed Internet/Fios until I was 14.

[–]RedPotato 0 points1 point ago

Theres also the jewish new year episode with joan rivers guest starring.

[–]Siarles 2 points3 points ago

What does being a cow have to do with it?

[–]TwoLegsJoe 6 points7 points ago

Besides, she's a monkey...

[–]SWF_LookingFor_T-Rex 0 points1 point ago

Francine is a monkey.

[–]ilikecommunitylots 4 points5 points ago

what about that reindeer looking kid behind the brain

[–]ras344 6 points7 points ago

You mean George?

[–]TheTedinator 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, I remember him singing soul music with somebody famous.

[–]WastedAtheist 1 point2 points ago

You know there are brown Jews right?

[–]Verblocity 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, but I doubt the writers were that nuanced in their character development. I think they decided to do a Christmas episode and then had to pick which of the anthropomorphic animals was going to be jewish and which was going to be black so they could cover all the holidays.

[–]BucksMissingLeg 5 points6 points ago

Muffy IS a monkey

[–]brad153 5 points6 points ago

The car dealership is a front.

[–]Roland7 4 points5 points ago

The ass is fat.

[–]MeZoosta 0 points1 point ago

Sue. Ellen.

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[–]Bypie5 0 points1 point ago

Thats we're all her money comes from!! Not the car dealership....

[–]colourofawesome 2 points3 points ago

OK, I never, ever, point out peoples' bad grammar. But seriously, you took the time to hit the apostrophe.

[–]Bypie5 0 points1 point ago

I'm on a smart phone and I think the auto correct might have done that. Plus I didn't check my comment over for grammar errors because this is a website and not an English class.

[–]colourofawesome 0 points1 point ago

Haha true, autocorrect fucks me all the time. I didn't mean to be a dick if that's how it sounded, just thought it was funny.

[–]Fortehlulz33 135 points136 points ago

JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE HYDE JEKYLL. JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE.

[–]nalix 16 points17 points ago

[–]Dave_Hulud 10 points11 points ago

That had a great twist ending.

[–]facepalm1234 5 points6 points ago

I love you.

[–]SoLunAether 1 point2 points ago

[–]moose_testes 27 points28 points ago

I am 24, my younger brother is 21. I will occasionally say this out of the blue and he will laugh until his sides hurt.

[–]ThatMetalBrony666 4 points5 points ago

I remember always having that song stuck in my head when I was 6.

[–]wojx 5 points6 points ago

I dont get it...

[–]Yobby 29 points30 points ago

You poor bastard...

[–]wojx 1 point2 points ago

Enlighten me?

[–]Leckere 2 points3 points ago

Ahhh childhood

[–]bananas21 1 point2 points ago

I love you.

[–]PorchMonkeyKike 21 points22 points ago

Anyone else have this song stuck in their head now?

[–]kahmikaiser 20 points21 points ago

Who's Dewey?

[–]ras344 25 points26 points ago

JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE HYDE JEKYLL

[–]red321red321 60 points61 points ago

Surely those are lines of crushed up Adderall which you're snorting so that you can study extra hard and blaze through the pages of your textbooks.

[–]OldGobbo 21 points22 points ago

How does that make it more kid friendly?

[–]zoodiary8 10 points11 points ago

good question...

[–]Breathing_Balls 10 points11 points ago

[–]colourofawesome 7 points8 points ago

That's sure a lot of Altoids.

[–]OldGobbo 2 points3 points ago

My tongue hurts thinking about that.

[–]zoodiary8 -4 points-3 points ago

:DD

[–]thisurlnotfound 5 points6 points ago

Aren't all the kids on Adderall now anyways?

[–]sqrt-1loveyou 4 points5 points ago

Adderall really does help with studying.

Starting kids off right!

Amphetamine Academics!

[–]23_47 2 points3 points ago

Maybe the kids have ADHD and they just want to get their medicine really quickly via insufflation.

[–]ShahpEleven 9 points10 points ago

Not adderall. Adderall (whether it be the IR tabs or the XR beads) has an orange-ish tint when crushed up). It could be Ritalin or some other stim that crushes up into white powder. Source: I'm a recovering coke/adderall/speed addict.

[–]bmckinney323 16 points17 points ago

Classic fucking episode. Dammit, I love Arthur.

[–]AcidMind 38 points39 points ago

I started shaking

My legs were quaking

My stomach aching

My brain was breaking!

[–]the_agile_mind 4 points5 points ago

Med School General

[–]Cheeriope 1 point2 points ago

Someone needs to help you sing this awesome song, but this guy already beat me to it.

[–]juicycunts 19 points20 points ago

the ass was fat.

[–]packerbacker1221 3 points4 points ago

Ay gurl, I know you seven...

But the ass is fat.

[–]klinonx 2 points3 points ago

Like a spotted leopard

[–]crazydude99 37 points38 points ago

Man this song pissed me off, At my library you had to pay like $45 to get a library card, HAVING FUN IS FUCKING HARD WHEN YOU CAN'T GET A LIBRARY CARD.

[–]GoingGetsReddit 38 points39 points ago

Wow, where do you live? I've never had to pay for one.

[–]crazydude99 10 points11 points ago

NSW Australia, it was a very small library

[–]willymo 22 points23 points ago

For a second I was wondering how one could live in Northsouthwest Australia

[–]crazydude99 2 points3 points ago

you sir, made my day, well technically night

[–]JackWeston007 3 points4 points ago

the best kind of night

[–]pseudolobster 2 points3 points ago

Man, EVERYTHING is backwards in Australia.

[–]crazydude99 1 point2 points ago

Except for our kangaroos and emus they can't go backwards, only forwards.

[–]raleigh15gotbanned 2 points3 points ago

For some reason, I read that as "NSFW Australia".

[–]Miley_Cyrax 7 points8 points ago

Pfffftt... fuck a library card. $45 could get you a gram in a lot of cities.

[–]Oxxide 6 points7 points ago

45$ will get you a gram of bunk

[–]LawbringerSteam 1 point2 points ago

45$ could get you 5 grams in my city.

[–]benihana68 1 point2 points ago

you mean 4.9 grams of baking soda and .1 of actual blow?

[–]LawbringerSteam 1 point2 points ago

Here I thought he was referring to the green stuff, because, you know, that's safe. As we were on the topic of over-priced things, It would be believable for a gram to be that much in Australia.

[–]AlwaysDefenestrated 0 points1 point ago

You realize the original image is of cocaine right?

[–]LawbringerSteam 1 point2 points ago

Shit, you're right, I was high, leave me alone D:

[–]HeyyySimon 2 points3 points ago

Oh man that's rough. My library gave you the first one free, and then if you lost it the replacement was cheap, I want to say only a dollar.

[–]idmc 1 point2 points ago

I have like 5 library cards to the same library because I keep losing them, getting a new one, and finding the old one. Never had to pay for any.

[–]TheBlueButton 0 points1 point ago

Was it your local library or not... I work at one and if you cant proove your paying the taxes that pay for us to operate we do as good as taking you out back and raping you...

[–]crazydude99 0 points1 point ago

you're* yes it was my local library

[–]raleigh15gotbanned -1 points0 points ago

pay like $45 to get a library card

Where at? The Library of Congress??

[–]NihilisticToad 19 points20 points ago

Those lines are fucking terrible.

[–]DatJazz 11 points12 points ago

which leads me to believe its probably not actually coke.

[–]i_am_andy 2 points3 points ago

Looks kind of like chalk.

[–]The_Oryx 1 point2 points ago

Looks like baking powder to me.

[–]NarcissisticNerd 0 points1 point ago

It's as if they were racked up by kids or something.

[–]Nerdy31415 5 points6 points ago

This actually reminds me of a story that happened with my friend.

Arthur convinced him, when he was really little, that having a library card would solve all his problems. He would never be bored again. He begged and begged his mom to take him to the library and get him a library card. Finally, she did. On the car ride home, he was rubbing the card up against the window, I'm guessing because it amused him. Well, it slipped and fell between the window and the door. He tried to get it, but he couldn't. Somehow, he thought that rolling down the window would help. It didn't. He never saw that library card again.

TL;DR: My friend begged for a library card and lost it within 5 minutes of getting it.

[–]CletusAwreetus 2 points3 points ago

So the mom was against her son reading and had to be convinced?

[–]sqrt-1loveyou 4 points5 points ago

Those are some pretty messy lines.

Use plastic cards, they're much better.

sniffle

[–]iPhoneOrAndroid 5 points6 points ago

[–]sqrt-1loveyou 1 point2 points ago

Now all you need is a dollar bill and you're set!

[–]ephemeriis_ 5 points6 points ago

Oh man...

A few years back, my wife worked for this company called Big Fat Wow. Seriously. Who the hell names a company that?

Anyway... Their business model involved building Internet kiosks in malls and running advertising on televisions and around the browser window. They ran a commercial with this song on loop for the longest time.

I'd stop by to grab lunch with her, and it'd be playing. She'd come home from work humming it. I'd wake up in the middle of the night, hearing that song looping through my dreams.

I was so relieved when that place closed down, and that song stopped haunting me... But now, thanks to you, it's back.

[–]Viviparous 4 points5 points ago

Jekyll Jekyll Hyde Jekyll Hyde Jekyll Hydeeeee

[–]TetrisKingFISH 2 points3 points ago

Francine's face man..

[–]docfate 2 points3 points ago

THERE IS NO SUCH WORD AS "BUSALOUIE"

[–]rjqg327 2 points3 points ago

And then they got the idea of jeckyl and Hyde. That part was creepy as fuck.

[–]brmmm 2 points3 points ago

This was posted like, 5 days ago? thats a quick repost...

[–]janrahan 2 points3 points ago

Having fun isn't hard when you have a fake ID!

[–]Nihilgeist 1 point2 points ago

And here I thought this was going to be a 'feel good' about being poor!

Have an upvote for the cynicism I wasn't expecting but desperately wanted!

[–]CletusAwreetus 0 points1 point ago

Libraries have just become a haven for homeless people and internetless layabouts wasting computers to look at porn. There's your cynicism.

[–]Kaiju_Hamster 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting a cool find at a local library. :/ I guess if someone doesn't have a shameless internet repost of some library carrying xbox games or some such, then I'll have to go out (to the internet) and do it myself.

[–]Dangthesehavetobesma 1 point2 points ago

I can't get a library card. Stupid local politics.

[–]Sionysion 1 point2 points ago

I always sing this to myself when ever I use my Uni pass, but still, no one gets it :( I'm glad it hasn't been forgotten :D

[–]ladyk0420 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for this post. I spit out my coffee! :o)

[–]Sureiyaa 2 points3 points ago

Arthur's still one of my favorite shows.

[–]Starch -1 points0 points ago

YSK that in NYC, many libraries do not allow you to actually check out books to bring home.

[–]Moldybooks 0 points1 point ago

Awe man not the library card. I was just at the library earlier and got a new book. ouch

[–]iknewprufrock 0 points1 point ago

I had nightmares for three years about the Dr Jekyll and Mr. Hyde scene in this show.

[–]favela_astrobleme 0 points1 point ago

There's some truth to this. Where I live, there's free wireless Internet at the library...the library is my reddit headquarters, and where I download all that other stuff.

[–]AppleTStudio 0 points1 point ago

Their eyes... They look so......... Dead....

[–]SMUT_ADDICT 0 points1 point ago

They look so........derp.

[–]99trumpets -1 points0 points ago

I've actually got to the stage in life where I'd be all, "eh, coke, whatever, no thanks... but HEY... can I borrow that library card?? They have so much great free stuff there!"

[–]applecore84 1 point2 points ago

Oooo, are you having cake?? = my favorite quote from this show, and i would so date Ratburn now, as a grownup lady

[–]BleakerBeaker 0 points1 point ago

More uses for your library card @2:02: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssOa_oeEGso

[–]VvJajavV 0 points1 point ago

ספרייה זה נחמד, כשיש כרטיס ביד!

[–]nomagneticmonopoles 1 point2 points ago

Oh gosh, Arthur was the best kid's cartoon. Still the only way I can spell aardvark is by singing to myself:

A.....A.....R......D......V..A..R..K

[–]Rappguy 0 points1 point ago

It's okay I don't need my childhood...

[–]geekgroupie42 0 points1 point ago

don't think arthur needs any of that, he's already neurotic as fuck.

[–]liquidfan 0 points1 point ago

The ass was fat.

[–]pfooty -1 points0 points ago

So this one time I did lines of cocaine off of an Arthur book. A friend of mine had a French exchange student with her and we got him to do a line as well. We also joked about doing lines off of the French kid. I haven't been able to look at Arthur the same way since. The book has been used for many drug related tasks as well (i.e. rolling joints, crushing pills, etc.).

[–]lco 0 points1 point ago

library card != blow

[–]ZebubXIII 0 points1 point ago

wasn't this posted like 2-3 days ago?

[–]elmerion 0 points1 point ago

Omfg i loved that song

[–]ShahpEleven 1 point2 points ago

In college, I always used my student ID to rack lines. I don't do any drugs anymore, though. Remember, kids: cocaine is fun but don't try it unless you're rich. Having a coke habit as a broke-ass college kid is not fun.

[–]KingZuul 0 points1 point ago

Alright seriously, what was the deal with the snowball?

[–]PLOVAPODA 0 points1 point ago

WHO'S DEWEY?!

[–]improperly_dressed 0 points1 point ago

they did all go to the 'sugar bowl'

[–]1nspect_Her_Gadget -1 points0 points ago

how the hell did this make the frontpage AGAIN? that's like 4 times in 3 months

[–]Irishinfernohead 0 points1 point ago

Right in the childhood.

[–]2Chainz2 0 points1 point ago

My names Arthur, and this holds true. Posts to Facebook

[–]crysco 0 points1 point ago

I think Francine is way ahead of everyone else on that one.

[–]blackaddermrbean -1 points0 points ago

Some motherfucker, better post the fucking episode...

Otherwise I aint having fun when Arthur sings about his library card.

[–]Typhoid1423 0 points1 point ago

Anybody else wowed that this hasn't been crushed by thousands of "This has already been posted" comments...?

[–]Ladyloves 0 points1 point ago

I read this as: Having fun is hard, when you're a library card.

[–]Onzez 1 point2 points ago

I admit, I have used my library card for this.

[–]BlueOak777 0 points1 point ago

That's flour. That's not cocaine.

Source: Parties. Beautiful horrible parties.

[–]BrittonB 0 points1 point ago

That's a business card for the library. Not a library card.

[–]zamattiac 0 points1 point ago

NYC has such a pretty library card!

[–]SpamAndEggs12 0 points1 point ago

They didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose them

[–]poohbear88 0 points1 point ago

Fuck coke.

[–]Kyman111 -1 points0 points ago

Seriously who the fuck was gloopy

[–]cmoneywinner 6 points7 points ago

Acually is Dolan

[–]we5man 1 point2 points ago

it was dewey, after the dewey decimal system that they mention is there friend

[–]pornshopjesus 1 point2 points ago

I can't remember the name of the episode this is from.

[–]mastastealth 3 points4 points ago

Arthur's Almost Live, Not Real Music Festival

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEEMuABtJmU

[–]pornshopjesus 0 points1 point ago

You are a good man, sir.

[–]caracarn 1 point2 points ago

Since I realized that I can borrow PS3 games at the library - I agree.

[–]5i1v3r 1 point2 points ago

What library do you go to????

[–]caracarn 0 points1 point ago

Pretty much any public library in Sweden has ps3/xbox/pc/etc games that you can borrow.

[–]INeedTreeFiddy 1 point2 points ago

This has always been my favorite version of this. http://imgur.com/B0Vd2

[–]srikad8 1 point2 points ago

I'm trying to find a mirror of the cannabis card version ...

[–]taalmahret -3 points-2 points ago

ouch. Right in the childhood with a wiffle ball bat.... :(

[–]LinksMilkBottle -3 points-2 points ago

I fucking knew there would be a picture of Hey Arthur! the moment I saw the title.

[–]checksum 2 points3 points ago

It's just Arthur, not Hey Arthur! Maybe you're thinking of Hey Arnold!

[–]lionsface98 -5 points-4 points ago

My friend is actually the voice actor of arthur. So when I see this, I laugh too hard. Even though it's a repost.

[–]arthurardvark1 14 points15 points ago

I think most of us are going to need some proof.

[–]Kyman111 8 points9 points ago

OP will deliver

[–]fraukartoffel1 1 point2 points ago

AMA? That show was awesome.

[–]nixcamic 3 points4 points ago

Was? It's still in production.

[–]fraukartoffel1 0 points1 point ago

Glad to hear it, hadn't watched in awhile.

[–]Malignant_Mallard -2 points-1 points ago

I didn't get it for a solid 30 seconds....shameful auto-facepalm action

[–]ejn07 0 points1 point ago

[–]AK_Toking 0 points1 point ago

[–]Radioactiveraddish -4 points-3 points ago

Right in the childhood