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Sir... It was raining and it's cold, may I ask if you have anything to eat? (i.imgur.com)

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[–]i_poop_sparkles 384 points385 points ago

Raccoons always look like tiny Danny DeVitos in fur coats to me.

[–]dafuq_978 356 points357 points ago

tiny Danny DeVitos

So just normal sized Danny DeVitos

[–]JafBot 73 points74 points ago

Seeing his name so many times makes me think it's a type of biscuit that I haven't tried yet..

[–]workroom 46 points47 points ago

avoid the cream filled ones.

[–]sysopz 10 points11 points ago

I can't think of him without remembering his drunk appearance on The View.

[–]covermeImgoingin 21 points22 points ago

I can't think of him without picturing him sweaty, climbing out of a couch. ... AHHH! MY EYES

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      [–]winniecooperetc 39 points40 points ago

      Danny Devito, I love your work!

      [–]yaqueeah 39 points40 points ago

      Just watched that movie last night. I'm a guy and I love it, but I get made fun of because of it. I will defend mean girls to the death- it's smartly written (by tina fey), doesn't pander, has a good moral, and has rachel mcadams in various sexy outfits.

      [–]G0Slowly 34 points35 points ago

      As a gay man I have to like it, but honestly, Mean Girls is so fetch.

      [–]yaqueeah 52 points53 points ago

      Stop trying to make fetch happen. It's never going to happen.

      [–]AdrianDrake 2 points3 points ago

      As a fellow gay man I prove this is valid.

      [–]aPerfectBacon 2 points3 points ago

      Who the hell makes fun of you? Im a straight guy and i have plenty of straight guy friends that all love that movie.

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          [–]green_flash 6 points7 points ago

          with black leather gloves

          [–]Phyics_Son 4 points5 points ago

          Note to self: Give danny devito a racoon fursuit, and take pictures. MILLIONS of pictures.

          [–]frymaster 6 points7 points ago

          Funny, he looks like Liam Neeson to me

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            [–]KZenos 138 points139 points ago

            Your username made me a lot more suspicious of this photo than normal..

            [–]bfogarty27 25 points26 points ago

            And this doesn't get said on every one of his posts

            [–]rocketcraft[!] 14 points15 points ago

            It doesn't on /r/nsfw.

            [–]jakedfriesen 41 points42 points ago

            i know, and for someone with that user name they sure post (or should i say repost) to /r/aww alot...

            [–]brocccoli 1 point2 points ago

            I really wonder who these people are. 1 month old user. Ton of Link Karma. Posts about 20 links per day. Has reddit gold. Same username style as many other "power users". Either they repost popular stuff or they take it from other sites where they are trending.

            [–]NSFW_PORN_ONLY[S] 43 points44 points ago

            OK. Let me clear up some things. I post a lot. I'm not checking if my post is a repost (others are much better in doing this). I wrote tons of scripts that are filtering me web to find interesting content. Then I'm adding a title (which I think is 90% of success) and post. I got a Reddit Gold from a person that like my work over here. Lot of people thinks I'm a bot. There was even a discussion on /r/karmaconspiracy about me. Funny stuff, really. I have some mission on Reddit and want to prove something to myself. That's about it. Thanks for upvotes!

            [–]unc420 4 points5 points ago

            I know that feel bro. I've posted maybe 3 times and one of them apparently made it to WTFs front page last night, I was at work though and missed my small glory :( However, the comments section was calling for my murder and dismemberment for it being a repost. Had no clue! People can be so insane on here, haha. You can always just downvote and move on with your life, ya know?

            [–]brocccoli 4 points5 points ago

            Thanks for the reply :) I guess you are russian?

            [–]funknut 36 points37 points ago

            filtering me web

            He is a pirate.

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              [–]weezur 1 point2 points ago

              The raccoon didn't want something to eat, it just wanted some NSFW porn Poor little critter

              [–]pyr4m1d 83 points84 points ago

              I would have fed that gentleman. And his friend.

              [–]StupidButSerious 45 points46 points ago

              But then you'd have that annoying internet stranger sermonizing you about wild animals and rabbies ;/

              [–]FudgeBananaSwirl 43 points44 points ago

              More likely you'd have 9 raccoons fighting over your trash by the end of the month.

              [–]stevencastle 42 points43 points ago

              how is rabbies formed?

              [–]oDFx 13 points14 points ago

              Raccoons having sex with Monkeys. Duh.

              [–]aviella 4 points5 points ago

              I'd just like you to know that this made me laugh more than I should have. Thank you.

              [–]javastripped 65 points66 points ago

              A few years ago I had a BBQ on my back porch and left a sausage out there. Three of these guys came over and triggered the light and I just watched them eat the sausage.

              I was like two feet away since my desk is right next to the back door.

              Anyway. The next night the same thing happens so they just sit there like this looking at me.

              After about 15 minutes I give up and go get some food and throw it to them.

              This keeps happening for a couple weeks. I didn't really want to encourage them because it's bad form for animals to depend on humans. If I were to move they would have a significant gap in food and might have trouble feeding themselves if they rely 100% on me.

              So I really just didn't feed them THAT much.. mostly just a snack.

              Anyway... it KEEPS happening and for SOME reason these guys decided my back hard was a COOL hangout.

              So now they are hanging out in my back hard ALL the time. NEVER any problem really. Sometimes they would get in a squabble back there but no property damage or anything. They just kind of hung out back there in their off hours.

              Now things start to get more interesting. A Skunk shows up. Then two.

              All FIVE of them are back there. TWO skunks and three Racoons. just coming to my house and chilling in the evenings for a couple hours.

              I start feeding the skunks too. NOT MUCH food mind you. Just some dry cat food.

              The skunks were super interesting. They were NOT scared of me at all and from my research DO NOT spray unless provoked. So I would go out there with all five of my friends and sit down and throw them cat food for a bit and then go back inside.

              NEVER sprayed by a skunk. The Raccoons were always on their best behavior.

              I suspect modern city Skunks and Raccoons are evolving to be more tame with a lower flight distance the way wolves/cats did to become domesticated / friendly animals

              [–]sirblastalot 22 points23 points ago

              I thought it was a cool story bro, but I bet you're about to get thousands of downvotes and an explanation of how you, personally, have ruined everything now.

              [–]opermonkey 41 points42 points ago

              I would imagine that they all realized that they have a pretty good thing going on and know that if they act up the gravy train is over.

              One of the racoons had a few skunk friends and the conversation went something like "OK, you and Gary can come hang out. But if you spray the food guy I will fucking kill you."

              [–]cyclenaut 8 points9 points ago

              haha the last bit got me.

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                [–]BipBopBoop 9 points10 points ago

                You, personally, have ruined everything now.

                [–]XC_Stallion92 2 points3 points ago

                As bad as it is, I would do the same thing

                [–]EBDelt 1 point2 points ago

                Do you mind posing a picture of them all together? Sounds pretty awesome

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                    [–]theundiscoveredcolor 14 points15 points ago

                    Hehe. They look like little robbers.

                    [–]officiallycoolgf 13 points14 points ago

                    "Please sir, I want some more."

                    [–]9_Million_Comments 5 points6 points ago

                    MOOORREE!?! [53]

                    [–]deja-vu-comment 141 points142 points ago

                    Those paws really creep me out. It's like it murdered a small child, then stuck the child's hands to its legs and the feet to its arms

                    .

                    [–]account512 19 points20 points ago

                    Look at its feet.

                    [–][deleted] 53 points54 points ago

                    This pretty much ruined all raccoons ever for me.

                    [–]malbers 32 points33 points ago

                    Poor guy....

                    [–]B-square 64 points65 points ago

                    Dude, did you see the hairless bear!?! I'll find it, it's completely fucked.

                    EDIT: found!http://i.imgur.com/e6DCS.jpg

                    [–]Psirocking 43 points44 points ago

                    Fuzzy wuzzy really had poor luck then.

                    [–]AdmiralSkippy 29 points30 points ago

                    Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he?

                    [–]PartIy_CIoudy 19 points20 points ago

                    Yes.

                    [–]crnulus 13 points14 points ago

                    I think I just had a heart attack.

                    [–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

                    Now I'm wondering if apes think humans are terrifying...

                    [–]Renegade917 25 points26 points ago

                    Seeing it without hair make me think that I could take it, even though I know it is still just as likely to tear me to shreds.

                    Still, fucking... come at me... stupid bear. Let's do this.

                    [–]pokersjokers 6 points7 points ago

                    As a Fallout 3 player: Yep that seems about right.

                    [–]m1a1tanksauce 5 points6 points ago

                    And remember, don't feed the Yao Guai!

                    [–]stargrazing 2 points3 points ago

                    Thats fucking terrifying.

                    [–]HorseSchnoz 2 points3 points ago

                    That looks like one of the guardians of the gates of hell.

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                      [–]iEATu23 3 points4 points ago

                      It's face is still pretty cute though.

                      [–]stargrazing 7 points8 points ago

                      Chemo racoon?

                      [–]dbousias 8 points9 points ago

                      its from a video that PETA people were going nuts about(justified reaction though) that show how they are skinned alive

                      [–]GaryXBF 17 points18 points ago

                      source?

                      also this raccoon isnt skinned, nor has it had its fur removed for use in the fur industry.

                      this raccoon appears to just be hairless, some sort of genetic abnormality would be my guess. the only other option is that someone shaved it, but i doubt they would do such a good job and i dont know why they would do it anyway

                      [–]bultonic 3 points4 points ago

                      http://features.peta.org/ChineseFurFarms/

                      I think this is it. PETA isn't always the bad guy.

                      EDIT: Now that I think about it, PETA isn't really that bad. Their goals are pretty admirable, but they are stupid about how they go about it sometimes.

                      [–]GaryXBF 9 points10 points ago

                      well, horrible video yes, but that picture is still nothing to do with it as far as i can tell.

                      also animals move a lot when dead sometimes because their nerve endings fire, so at least some of the video may have been misleading

                      [–]almighty_ruler 1 point2 points ago

                      Blasphemer! cue some shitty Sarah Mclachlan song

                      [–]bultonic 3 points4 points ago

                      Well, no, the picture wasn't there. But the video is pretty damning evidence of the situation.

                      Your last point, to me, doesn't really matter. It is the difference between a horrific death and an unimaginably horrific death.

                      [–]GaryXBF 9 points10 points ago

                      the video is evidence of a bad situation, not the situation of the hairless racoon that we were talking about. thats what i was getting at.

                      also my last point is the difference between a humane death and an extremely inhumane death.

                      although it looks brutal, if the animal is killed with a swift blow to the head thats a pretty humane way to go. most animals farmed for food in the west are shot with a bolt through the skull or shocked with electrodes and throats cut. lots of them still kick and move afterwards even though they have been killed in the most humane way possible.

                      the debate really is about whether the method is killing the animals quickly and consistently and about what their living conditions are like. peta use the most graphic footage to evoke a strong reaction, even though it might be misleading

                      [–]Liesmith 1 point2 points ago

                      Yea, I still don't think the photo is related to the video. If that was a racoon that was skinned for its fur why would they still be keeping him alive? He looks too clean to have been skinned alive. As for the video, yay, more reasons for me to dislike Chinese "capitalists".

                      [–]AllieB28 1 point2 points ago

                      I have seen a video, PETA or not I do not remember, and they were skinning LIVE dogs. They chained them up to a fence and, while they were standing, made a cut on the back of their neck and literally tore their skin from their body. I'm sorry, I'm not going to look up a source for you for it deeply affected me, but I'm just making the point that that is a real thing that happens. I didn't watch the raccoon video, but I wouldn't put it past people.

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                        [–]lexbuck 3 points4 points ago

                        After reading the text on that page, I couldn't bring myself to watch the vid.

                        [–]buffalo_Fart 2 points3 points ago

                        shit at least shoot them for christ sake.

                        [–]TheInexorableTruth 4 points5 points ago

                        Their idea is that shooting them will ruin the integrity of the coat by punching a hole through it. How evil is that?

                        [–]bossmcsauce 1 point2 points ago

                        Just another group on the list of people to shoot the legs off of when I get too old to enjoy life. cruelty and torture of animals like this makes me sick to my stomach, and I would genuinely like to see these people beaten to death with a claw-hammer.

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                          [–]ItsTheFeds 1 point2 points ago

                          I believe that raccoon has the mange. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mange

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                            [–]ErrantWhimsy 1 point2 points ago

                            No, it has an absolutely horrendous case of mange.

                            [–]RommelTJ 1 point2 points ago

                            That looks like a Xoloscuintle (Mexican hairless dog). Are you sure it's a raccoon? Look at its paws and ears.

                            [–]Cultjam 1 point2 points ago

                            Looks like a Mexican Hairless dog to me. The skin looks too smooth for mange.

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                              [–]DepressedRacoon 6 points7 points ago

                              Well imagine how we view humans, looks like you chopped off our hands and stuck them to babies. Now that's creepy.

                              [–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

                              I like this novelty account - 9/23/2012

                              [–]green_flash 3 points4 points ago

                              Funnily the post that got Trapped_in_Reddit exposed for the same strategy was about raccoons as well.

                              [–]SomeRaccoons 2 points3 points ago

                              I suggest you watch what you say, sir.

                              [–]sinkh 1 point2 points ago

                              I always thought they look like witch hands.

                              [–]hop_juice 1 point2 points ago

                              Well, that's evolution for ya.

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                                [–]tellmetogostudy 12 points13 points ago

                                Just another one of the 47% looking for a handout.

                                [–]Cocopupo 27 points28 points ago

                                http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/ra0k9/just_a_racoon_standing_up_like_a_man/

                                [–]hop_juice 2 points3 points ago

                                Such karma whoring going on!

                                [–]Bortjort 5 points6 points ago

                                Go check out OP's account, it's kind of his thing

                                [–]hop_juice 1 point2 points ago

                                So the OP advertises his or her re-posting? Genius.

                                [–]NOT_A_PARSNIP 36 points37 points ago

                                title comnts points age /r/
                                Amazing puppy face of a raccoon! 45coms 1099pts 3mos aww

                                source: karmadecay

                                [–]WilfredTFS 21 points22 points ago

                                Fuck I want a raccoon.

                                [–]fartpoopandpee 35 points36 points ago

                                No you don't, they're terrible pets.

                                [–]name_with_a_y 18 points19 points ago

                                I don't know. When I worked at Wal-Mart, I had a woman come through my line and her pet raccoon was sitting on her shoulders, eating crackers. She trained it to wear a harness.

                                [–]Untoward_Lettuce 1 point2 points ago

                                People of Walmart: the new benchmark for promoting good ideas.

                                [–]KTHaunteR 7 points8 points ago

                                I wants a pet Skunk!

                                [–]FudgeBananaSwirl 5 points6 points ago

                                Skunks make better pets than raccoons but really you should let wild animals be.

                                [–]thisisalsotaken 2 points3 points ago

                                With that attitude we would have no pets.

                                Not that I'd complain.

                                [–]9_Million_Comments 1 point2 points ago

                                You should get one. I'm sure it will turn out fine. [52]

                                [–]grumpypotato 1 point2 points ago

                                Why / how?

                                [–]fartpoopandpee 1 point2 points ago

                                Friend had one for a few years. Rescued it at a couple weeks old, bottle fed it and tried to domesticate it from the beginning. Still was an aggressive little fucker that tore up his house. It was a female too, males are supposed to be worse. Maybe he wasn't trying to train it properly, don't know, but they aren't as easy to deal with as a dog or cat, that's for sure.

                                [–]darawr13 1 point2 points ago

                                When my dad was a kid, my grandma found a baby Raccoon with just three legs. She figured she couldn't let him go out into the wild with just three legs and he looked like he hadn't been fed in a while, so she took him in and raised him as the family pet until he died.

                                Apparently made for a great pet for them. My grandma used to have a lot of strange pets, though.

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                                  [–]smilesbythemiles 13 points14 points ago

                                  no...

                                  [–]Apollonius_Cone 3 points4 points ago

                                  They're like characters from The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe.

                                  [–]sheleftmalfoy 2 points3 points ago

                                  And did you?

                                  [–]myke66 5 points6 points ago

                                  I fucking love raccoons

                                  [–]Pugilanthropist 2 points3 points ago

                                  This username is not accurate ..

                                  [–]HeSawWool 2 points3 points ago

                                  Why do you keep hitting the front page?

                                  [–]depan_ 2 points3 points ago

                                  I was always told raccoons were nocturnal and if you see them in the day time they are most likely rabid.

                                  [–]viborg 10 points11 points ago

                                  Sir, may I please have some sweet, sweet karma for my poor little repost?

                                  [–]mermitthefrog 1 point2 points ago

                                  Don't feel bad...they were just playing on a "Slip n Slide" that got cut out of the frame.

                                  [–]SoupOrSaiyan 1 point2 points ago

                                  It's cute and all, BUT THOSE FEET ARE FREAKING ME OUT!

                                  [–]GetPhreaky 1 point2 points ago

                                  I am seeing this username so fucking much....

                                  [–]mattverso 1 point2 points ago

                                  Your caption makes this. Nice one.

                                  [–]Defengar 1 point2 points ago

                                  To bad raccoons smell like death.

                                  [–]ShadeusX 1 point2 points ago

                                  MY FEELS!

                                  [–]lordmalifico 1 point2 points ago

                                  Aww, I wanna give him/her a half an apple with peanut butter.

                                  [–]haiku_robot 3 points4 points ago

                                  Aww, I wanna give 
him/her a half an apple 
with peanut butter.

                                  [–]Ushka 1 point2 points ago

                                  the first time I've looked at an /r/aww post and actually said 'aawwww' outloud

                                  [–]GetThee2ANunnery 1 point2 points ago

                                  We've got an adorable raccoon that lives in the hollow behind our house. He occasionally waddles up the steps to our balcony and presses his little paws against the glass door, like he's asking for food. He just...stares at us. I don't know why; we've never fed him...

                                  [–]dj_polymath 1 point2 points ago

                                  Waiting on "raccoons are the most dangerous animal alive" comments...

                                  [–]Ratmotored57 1 point2 points ago

                                  I used to sit on my front steps and hand feed the racoons. Only one had a bad temper and was greedy. I had 13 sitting around me one night and they were all getting along.This picture reminded me how cool they actually were....

                                  [–]BuffyASummers 1 point2 points ago

                                  The caption is what makes this picture!

                                  [–]arcenic 1 point2 points ago

                                  if anyone has this in higher quality. please share it . this would make an awesome wallpaper.

                                  [–]sogold 1 point2 points ago

                                  I totally read that in a british sir accent.

                                  [–]Rokursoxtv 1 point2 points ago

                                  Please sir...I want s'more...

                                  [–]Big_Blue22 1 point2 points ago

                                  Considering your user name, that's a really risky click.

                                  [–]Dragonflame512 1 point2 points ago

                                  Dem feet.....

                                  [–]PhrenicNerd 1 point2 points ago

                                  That face could melt butter.

                                  [–]opie2 1 point2 points ago

                                  Short answer? No.

                                  Why not?

                                  Because rabies. Fuck you, raccoon.

                                  [–]Larry_G 1 point2 points ago

                                  Give it shelter, blanket and hot chocolate

                                  [–]just-plain-mean 0 points1 point ago

                                  How about you eat a dick?

                                  [–]VickysAsleep 2 points3 points ago

                                  submitted 2 hours ago by NSFW_PORN_ONLY

                                  Oh, Reddit.

                                  [–]grumpypotato 3 points4 points ago

                                  Why don't more people keep raccoons as pets? They're so cool looking and just the right size.

                                  [–]BabyWookie 10 points11 points ago

                                  They are clever and curious like monkeys. They will tear your place apart looking for shit.

                                  [–]wildstargoethe 6 points7 points ago

                                  Because they are very high maintenance.

                                  [–]beeershits 2 points3 points ago

                                  There's a YouTube video of a dude that has a pet raccoon. You know how sometimes if you have a dog you come home and find out they've chewed up a pair of your shoes or the garbage? This guy came home and found his raccoon had opened the cabinets (with its little monkey hands) and was chewing THROUGH HIS WALL. just ripping out chunks of his wall. That is why more people don't keep them as pets.

                                  [–]grumpypotato 1 point2 points ago

                                  But they are so cute.

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                                    [–]Kevince 1 point2 points ago

                                    "Get off my porch you rabies infested coon!"

                                    [–]GeekPlaya 3 points4 points ago

                                    It takes one click to this user's page to realize it's a bot.

                                    [–]NSFW_PORN_ONLY[S] 8 points9 points ago

                                    I'm not a bot.

                                    [–]Ninjaboop 28 points29 points ago

                                    It has become self aware.

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                                      [–]IhateToronto 0 points1 point ago

                                      Yes YES I HAVE FOOD!!

                                      [–]DaveHedgehog 0 points1 point ago

                                      We've gone on holiday by mistake!

                                      [–]FONClBrISCH 0 points1 point ago

                                      I'm sorry, don't have any change

                                      [–]ozpunk 0 points1 point ago

                                      Get a job hippie!

                                      [–]Eyetooth7 0 points1 point ago

                                      Pom Poko?

                                      [–]ThisDudeRiteHere 0 points1 point ago

                                      Not even his picture :l

                                      [–]dukeeaglesfan 0 points1 point ago

                                      "No, but wait here. I'm going to take a picture."

                                      [–]DR_oberts 0 points1 point ago

                                      Your usernames misleading sir.

                                      [–]ccrazool 0 points1 point ago

                                      "Pardon me, sir, my car broke down, and I need to get some gas to make it home. I'm a veteran. God bless."

                                      [–]buffalo_Fart 0 points1 point ago

                                      dont let them fool you its the old wet fur im cold trick

                                      [–]SkruffyPretzals 0 points1 point ago

                                      Don't do it, the little ninja's will steal all your foods while your back is turned!

                                      [–]moves_or_die 0 points1 point ago

                                      this has got to be the best picture of a raccoon ever

                                      [–]Ushka 0 points1 point ago

                                      also, by OP's name, I take it you got bored looking at porn and thought to see what was happening over at /r/aww ...

                                      [–]RSai 0 points1 point ago

                                      His feet are creepy..

                                      [–]possofazer 0 points1 point ago

                                      thats a cute pic, hard to believe that little thing could give you rabies

                                      [–]SarebearStyle 0 points1 point ago

                                      I would've given them a whole bunch of fruit & gone on about my day.

                                      [–]gluon318 0 points1 point ago

                                      Did you feed him?

                                      [–]nonameuser 1 point2 points ago

                                      No because OP just reposted the image.

                                      [–]JamesR8800 0 points1 point ago

                                      I read this in a russian accent, and while i'm not sure that raccoons have anything to do with russia, it did sound pretty amusing

                                      [–]GotFingNoDukes 0 points1 point ago

                                      Kitties!

                                      [–]Vranak 0 points1 point ago

                                      Relevant -- Pom Poko on Rotten Tomatoes

                                      It's a great Studio Ghibli movie about raccoon-dogs (tanuki, yes that tanuki like from Super Mario Bros. 3) and their habitat being despoiled by human development on the outskirts of Tokyo. 1994, by Isao Takahata, would also did Grave of the Fireflies. Highly recommend.

                                      [–]DocTomoe 1 point2 points ago

                                      Note that tanuki, while looking similar to raccoons, are in fact canines, while racoons are more related to bear, two perfectly different species.

                                      [–]SovietXedge 0 points1 point ago

                                      I'm sorry little guy. I don't have any food. But please, take this upvote.

                                      [–]CalvinTheCat 0 points1 point ago

                                      I like your username.

                                      [–]Hjortur95 0 points1 point ago

                                      Do you think this is a motherfucking game?

                                      [–]Murmuzy 0 points1 point ago

                                      Awwwe :(

                                      [–]bananaskates 0 points1 point ago

                                      This. This is what aww is all about.

                                      [–]asiangamer 0 points1 point ago

                                      Well, I thought this was porn.

                                      [–]mithinkso 0 points1 point ago

                                      This post just shows me how reddit can corrupt even the most dedicated. This person came to reddit with only one thing in mind NSFW_PORN_ONLY and now look at them, posting cute pictures of 'coon and friend just for the glory of front page.

                                      [–]TheHybsil 0 points1 point ago

                                      Adorable pictures like this make me almost forget my severe hatred of raccoons.

                                      [–]3ric3288 0 points1 point ago

                                      How could you possibly say no to that?

                                      [–]akibol 0 points1 point ago

                                      This is cuteness overload

                                      [–]spoulson 0 points1 point ago

                                      I see a family resemblance with Pedobear. http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs37/i/2008/245/7/e/Pedobear_Vector_by_kb1.png

                                      [–]Doctective 0 points1 point ago

                                      I've seen a Raccoon that would actually do that. He would get at least within 2 feet of people without caring. Sometimes he'd get fed for doing so. I guess he knows that not acting rabid works out in his favor.

                                      [–]Chocolate-Giddy-Up 0 points1 point ago

                                      I love your username cause this is certainly NSFW PORN hahaha. That really is an adorable raccoon.

                                      [–]thane_of_cawdor 0 points1 point ago

                                      WTF HOW CAN YOU TALK AAAAHHHHHHHH

                                      [–]AzureNymph71 0 points1 point ago

                                      I want to hug it... (>-)>

                                      [–]SheepRider 0 points1 point ago

                                      Dude watch out those things are vicious...

                                      [–]Jimslol 0 points1 point ago

                                      I would give that raccoon all of my food.

                                      [–]Starsfan88 0 points1 point ago

                                      this may be the only time a 'coon will make it this high in /aww

                                      [–]linny48 1 point2 points ago

                                      They really like watermelon!

                                      [–]zedzdead33 0 points1 point ago

                                      I wish I could tame a raccoon and have it as a pet, it reminds me of a cross between a cat and a dog.

                                      [–]FuriousFire 0 points1 point ago

                                      DOS TOES

                                      [–]stedanko09 1 point2 points ago

                                      omg... i would feed them, cloth them, adopt them, educate them, and then release them once it was warmer/dryer. Hopefully that investment would see returns..

                                      [–]Rockmann 0 points1 point ago

                                      Baby Raccoons are great, but they're better dry.

                                      [–]Squishumz 0 points1 point ago

                                      That comma should be a period, but I'll forgive you because they're fucking adorable.

                                      [–]momomojito 0 points1 point ago

                                      Run away, they have Baylisascaris procyonis. Think of your brain dammit!

                                      [–]Arx0s 0 points1 point ago

                                      Fuck raccoons. They tried to fight my cat.

                                      [–]neonblue120 0 points1 point ago

                                      Looks like sarah silverman.

                                      [–]ifmnetzwerk 0 points1 point ago

                                      "Did you knock down this tree?"

                                      [–]rotisseur 0 points1 point ago

                                      Fuck coons

                                      [–]psuedopseudo 0 points1 point ago

                                      this is not nsfw or porn... why must you turn my reddit into a house of lies?!

                                      [–]Bore-dome 0 points1 point ago

                                      NSFW_PORN_ONLY

                                      nice

                                      [–]lastwomanon 0 points1 point ago

                                      Oh. Mah God!

                                      [–]Raising 0 points1 point ago

                                      surprise rabies !

                                      [–]rosecoloredraybans 0 points1 point ago

                                      Looks more like he's saying "come at me bro" to me.

                                      [–]bigbryan92 0 points1 point ago

                                      I shall call thee, Cutie Coons!

                                      [–]charlieyeswecan 0 points1 point ago

                                      Ah, That's exactly what he's saying.

                                      [–]prydek 0 points1 point ago

                                      I am currently at war with the raccoons that live under my deck. They seem to be getting smarter. Cute, but regardless the war wages on.

                                      [–]mooncougar13 0 points1 point ago

                                      ...say the evil little nest-raiding bastards. Gah, those eyes D: have a cookie. Just remember you can't wash cookies in a stream! ...too late.

                                      [–]llcbdavis 0 points1 point ago

                                      he looks so cute i'd let him eat my arm

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