These were on the walls at a Beijing Children's hospital I visited today.

sesdayi · 2012-09-23T13:32:59+00:00

These are from a book!

herpty_derpty · 2012-09-23T14:23:53+00:00

There is a look of stern determination on the face of the chess baby.

miamoondaughter · 2012-09-23T14:01:20+00:00

The best part isn't just the fact that the dad put the kid on a weight bench with a barbell, it's that the dad is clad in a track suit, pumping his fist in encouragement

"ALL YOU! ALL YOU!"

Atmosck · 2012-09-23T13:46:10+00:00

I don't know, that baby sure seems to be enjoying that drumstick.

These all remind me of Archer.

Breathing_Balls · 2012-09-23T12:43:10+00:00

Choosing a babysitter for baby....

Desert_Pantropy · 2012-09-23T11:03:48+00:00

Cave Johnson here: As you all probably know, we take parenting very seriously here at Aperture Science. So, to educate you on the merits of good guardianship the lab boys down the hall will attach a positronic cranial device to your head; thus teaching you society's, and more importantly, my, family values! Ah, the lab boys tell me we only have three of these doohikeys so if your unlucky enough to miss this experiment, we have informative posters for your viewing.

SayNo2Kryptonite · 2012-09-23T13:58:42+00:00

i lost it when they fed the baby the turkey leg.

suavyxavi · 2012-09-23T14:02:56+00:00

The air horn actually made me lol.

Tellmeyoulikerabbits · 2012-09-23T14:43:50+00:00

The whole list if anyone's interested

BatterseaPS · 2012-09-23T13:56:42+00:00

Can we all take a second to applaud Loopins for doing what he's supposed to? A lesser poster would surely have dumped these in r/WTF.

rwbombc · 2012-09-23T14:24:16+00:00

Wait, are you actually trying to tell me this isn't acceptable parenting?

palegothic · 2012-09-23T14:01:05+00:00

Seen these. But waking baby is wrong. You NEVER wake a sleeping baby. This is coming from a mother of two.

Grimgnight · 2012-09-23T10:49:08+00:00

Well, there go my parenting strategies. And here I was thinking my parents were the best in the world...

sage101 · 2012-09-23T13:59:19+00:00

My mother actually did #15. She pulled the drawer out of the dresser though and put it next to the bed....at least I hope she did.

Burner2K0 · 2012-09-23T14:02:24+00:00

The air horn got to me.

Gyaruson · 2012-09-23T11:44:46+00:00

Chinese babies don't get put I'm dresser drawers? Seinfeld has lied to me...

Skyline9 · 2012-09-23T14:24:51+00:00

If your chinese baby isn't proficient in chess, you're doing it wrong

ComplainsAboutDvotes · 2012-09-23T13:29:50+00:00

In China, all those BADs are acceptable if the baby is female.

TheAmazingWJV · 2012-09-23T14:02:45+00:00

No no no please don't shake the baby!

redditalreddie · 2012-09-23T13:59:36+00:00

With enough hormones, men actually can lactate. Just in case anyone was wondering.

Saac · 2012-09-23T13:39:43+00:00

Some of those were legitimately helpful.

GlidingGoose · 2012-09-23T13:56:10+00:00

ohhh DON'T make the baby benchpress, no wonder my kid's got broken wrists

xGame0veRx · 2012-09-23T14:02:00+00:00

I loved the introducing the child to pets. LMFAO.

GDRolfe · 2012-09-23T13:58:53+00:00

I know how to raise a child now. Thanks internet!

2hot2sexy4u · 2012-09-23T14:00:17+00:00

i don't usually laugh out loud to stuff i read on the internet, but this gave me a good laugh. this is fantastic

SwankJob · 2012-09-23T15:01:38+00:00

When my friends have kids, I buy plain onesies and iron on these pictures. It's always been a great present for baby showers.

iLoginToComment · 2012-09-23T21:32:40+00:00

Dont be fooled ! They are simply trying to make sure your babies are weaker and continue to decline in gold medals at the olympics. Do NOT be fooled by the propaganda !

NecDW4 · 2012-09-23T23:00:28+00:00

I was fine right up until waking baby, i almost wet myself.

JFoggers · 2012-09-23T13:47:58+00:00

My dad always threw me up in the air. It was awesome! Why is this bad?

Codybook · 2012-09-23T13:52:10+00:00

I got that book (English version) as a baby shower gift. Very funny.

respondin2u · 2012-09-23T14:03:51+00:00

Wait, you are not supposed to play chess with your baby? I guess I've been doing it wrong.

hiddenxninja · 2012-09-23T14:06:05+00:00

I am Clearly not ready to have a baby with all these rules and restrictions.

Melkman · 2012-09-23T15:02:42+00:00

adhchopper · 2012-09-23T20:53:17+00:00

They don't know what they're missing...

iLoginToComment · 2012-09-23T21:31:40+00:00

Fuck them. My baby WILL bench more than your baby !

scigs6 · 2012-09-23T21:46:38+00:00

I need a t-shirt of this NOWWWWWWWWW

ihatemaps · 2012-09-23T23:41:30+00:00

1Do most people in Beijing speak English as their first language? Why are these in English with tiny chinese text below it?

crazyguzz1 · 2012-09-23T14:02:48+00:00

I call bullshit on that sign - It must have been made in a different country.

After living in China for several years, I have never seen a Dryer!

Welbow · 2012-09-23T14:39:29+00:00

i lost it at the air horn to wake baby up part. just the look of innocent comfort and relaxation.. and knowing what an air horn would do to it..

im fucked up ):

VesuvanDoppelganger · 2012-09-23T14:44:09+00:00

Playpen, baby cage... tomato, tomahto.

KABLAMO17 · 2012-09-23T13:58:56+00:00

I would make a poor father by their standards....

penisinthepeanutbttr · 2012-09-23T14:00:16+00:00

I couldn't help but chuckle at the one with the airhorn

Shadrahk · 2012-09-23T14:02:49+00:00

This made my day slightly more enjoyable now.

mememellie · 2012-09-23T14:03:07+00:00

So I shouldn't submerge my child in an aquarium? Coulda fooled me...

Blodwyn35 · 2012-09-23T14:03:18+00:00

laugh'n, Cheers...

ImFresh- · 2012-09-23T14:03:31+00:00

They're using Tres Equis to calm down the baby!

string97bean · 2012-09-23T14:04:52+00:00

I sleep in a drawer!

AvenueM · 2012-09-23T14:05:57+00:00

They were on my newspaper!

theway00 · 2012-09-23T14:06:15+00:00

So I can give the baby cigarettes?

AwesomeGuy227 · 2012-09-23T14:07:20+00:00

Lost my shit at the baby in the dryer.

Masamundane · 2012-09-23T14:11:13+00:00

Helpful. Who hasn't made one or two of these mistakes in the past.

Fobulousguy · 2012-09-23T14:14:33+00:00

It's like Goofus and Gallant of parenting

Fealiks · 2012-09-23T14:17:43+00:00

Reminds me of the "Good idea, Bad idea" animaniacs shorts.

sardonycus · 2012-09-23T14:17:52+00:00

Oops - I've been doing it all wrong apparently.

bobdelany · 2012-09-23T14:18:06+00:00

If only my parents had read these when I was a baby.

Abezilla116 · 2012-09-23T14:18:53+00:00

Well, obviously I'd be a horrible parent.

blu3hat · 2012-09-23T14:19:01+00:00

looks like im doing a lot wrong

crazy_penguin19 · 2012-09-23T14:23:37+00:00

I like the subtle translation errors

typhoon_2099 · 2012-09-23T14:27:23+00:00

Regarding the 3rd picture: Some men can lactate from what I've heard. Probably not good to feed a baby with though.

TubbyToad · 2012-09-23T14:32:25+00:00

I've seen the playing with baby done.

ZZZlist · 2012-09-23T14:36:35+00:00

Dads always fuck things up.

hoshin · 2012-09-23T14:52:09+00:00

Thank you everyone for letting us know this is a repost. Give yourself a pat on the back.

JTMTL · 2012-09-23T14:52:34+00:00

Good to see someone has a good sense of humour.

HelloWuWu · 2012-09-23T14:55:08+00:00

I lost it at "Feeding Baby" with the drumstick.

IspyAderp · 2012-09-23T14:59:29+00:00

I lost it at the air horn one.

mjkelly93 · 2012-09-23T15:14:29+00:00

Air horn is the funniest part. Who does that???

diggydo · 2012-09-23T15:14:40+00:00

da fuq did i just see?

ehazkul · 2012-09-23T15:14:53+00:00

ok, it got me at waking the baby with an air horn.

R0ck0_81 · 2012-09-23T15:20:12+00:00

The air horn sent me over the edge.

Zanesan · 2012-09-23T15:24:39+00:00

Number 15 hits a little close to home. Funny story, I slept in a drawer for a little while as a baby.

Bore-dome · 2012-09-23T15:31:41+00:00

haha, i fucking love the baby's face while playing chess

mackslc · 2012-09-23T15:32:14+00:00

I don't care how many times I see this, I will always upvote for that bench pressing baby.

redditwithafork · 2012-09-23T15:40:30+00:00

I call bullshit about the whole hospital thing.

molecularmonkey · 2012-09-23T15:44:12+00:00

I call bullshit. Not from a hospital.

kasmackity · 2012-09-23T15:49:25+00:00

Oh yeah? Which hospital?

AtlasAnimated · 2012-09-23T15:52:20+00:00

Does your baby even lift bro?

herpderpcake · 2012-09-23T15:57:07+00:00

I just completely lost my shit at the air horn one, good job OP.

BrittBillion · 2012-09-23T16:00:42+00:00

It never ceases to amaze me how many people conveniently carry around an air horn.

cake_in_the_rain · 2012-09-23T16:04:07+00:00

sadly, this is something that would probably get posted in r/wtf.....

garbageman77 · 2012-09-23T16:13:02+00:00

Pics of the hospital or it didn't happen. These pics minus the Chinese part have been going around for years

abrohamlincoln9 · 2012-09-23T17:28:36+00:00

The joker's parents obviously did not follow number 19 correctly

Bazofwaz · 2012-09-23T19:19:54+00:00

Damn it Loopins, I would upvote you if you had just told the truth!

applegrumble · 2012-09-23T10:52:54+00:00

Which hospital, and which ward? I'd love to go and see them myself, seeing as I'm in Beijing this week. Awesome!

energirl · 2012-09-23T13:10:48+00:00

Two things going through my mind:

1) Why do they always have to show the dad doing everything wrong? Men are just as capable parents as women, and stereotypes showing them as being less nurturing only encourage frightened first-time fathers to take less interest in their kids.

2) Waking baby? Who the hell wakes a baby? If they're sleeping, LET EM SLEEP!!!

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