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[–]RageCats 29 points30 points ago

Gods not real, amirite?

[–]Aza-Sothoth 41 points42 points ago

DON'T CAPITALIZE gOD YOU FUNDIE CUNT!

[–]starships_lazerguns 6 points7 points ago

I'm sorry, but some people believe in the religion of proper grammar.

[–]FireAndSunshine 23 points24 points ago

gOD is not deserving of proper grammar. Because he doesn't exist.

[–]starships_lazerguns 1 point2 points ago

Oh, thought you said dog. My bad. Carry on.

[–]armies-o-noobs 1 point2 points ago

Well in all fairness god was the first word in the sentence.

[–]KShults 1 point2 points ago

Technically in order for that to have been proper it would have needed to be "God's not real, amirite?" or "Gods are not real, amirite?"

[–]starships_lazerguns 1 point2 points ago

That looks correct. Both corrections are correct.

[–]scriminamp 1 point2 points ago

So BRAVE

[–]starships_lazerguns 1 point2 points ago

I have to be with all the illiterate atheists trying to tear down my beliefs!

[–]dwaxe 16 points17 points ago

This is clearly evidence of the Ancient Egyptian God of the Air, Amen.

[–]metans 11 points12 points ago

I don't see what you didn't do there

[–]Jake_Knox 20 points21 points ago

HAHAHA ITS FUNNY BECAUSE WE'RE INTOLERANT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S UPBRINGINGS AND CAN'T FATHOM THAT ITS HARD FOR SOME PEOPLE TO LET GO OF SOMETHING THAT THEIR ENTIRE FAMILY HAS BEEN INDOCTRINATED TO BELIEVE.

HAHAHA

[–]manuel_robot_cleaner 1 point2 points ago

Fuck it, have a point for the truth.

[–]Aza-Sothoth 13 points14 points ago

So brave

[–]oplaxgoalie 9 points10 points ago

I get it. It's empty because god is everywhere all the time!

[–]arabbidpenguin -1 points0 points ago

Truly this is an outstanding discovery ಠ_ಠ

[–]myfriendsnameissim 1 point2 points ago

Had it defined once as "Faith is one's belief in their own indisputable truth of what is". Indisputable: indisputable - impossible to doubt or dispute; "indisputable (or sure) proof"

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/indisputable

[–]ByahhByahh -1 points0 points ago

Anyone else see a heart in there?

[–]heodieat -1 points0 points ago

I'm not seeing it here, Lloyd.

[–]Danzaemon 0 points1 point ago

Don't see it. Sorry, guess you beat me at pareidolia.

[–]jest3rz 0 points1 point ago

I laughed out loud.

[–]nipoleon 0 points1 point ago

I was staring at it for a min thinking, "nothing's there... Oh wait. My bad."

[–]DoctorKobold 0 points1 point ago

Clever.

[–]bunnyhuger 0 points1 point ago

I thought that nut looks more like viloceraptor than god

[–]MJB25 1 point2 points ago

Took me a second haha. I was looking for his face or something on the inside of the shell.

[–]voodoo_curse 0 points1 point ago

If you look at the top half and squint, it almost looks like that painting in the Sistine Chapel. The Creation of Adam, I think it was called?

That, or a breakdancing leprechaun wearing a flower hat. Maybe I just need some sleep.

[–]elchapoguzman 0 points1 point ago

without that nothingness, the space in between, it wasn't a shell to begin with

[–]AlephOmega1 0 points1 point ago

Well played sir, well played.

[–]bryankarratti 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone else see the velociraptor?

[–]ralph-j 0 points1 point ago

Is that a god-shaped hole I see there?

[–]Peffley 0 points1 point ago

I looked so hard.... Haha

[–]clayuhhhn 1 point2 points ago

So similar to Obama, but without the chair.

[–]kissfan7 1 point2 points ago

It took me about a second too long to get that joke.

[–]EscherTheLizard 0 points1 point ago

There's nothing there :O

[–]mack2028 12 points13 points ago

good job, you noticed the joke and pointed it out. I would give you a cookie but i don't want you to choke.

[–]EscherTheLizard -2 points-1 points ago

I'm just trying to help you all out, ya know... :s

[–]fridgeridoo 0 points1 point ago

I can see Jesus' face!

[–]RedShirtBlueHair -1 points0 points ago

Ashamed to say that I sat there for a good 30 seconds screaming at my computer screen, "What the FUCK? There is nothing actually there! I don't get it!" "Oh its from /r/atheism ..... "

[–]RandomExcess -1 points0 points ago

G-d is Everywhere.

[–]WatchYourTone -1 points0 points ago

I GET IT!

[–]akoytamad -2 points-1 points ago

I see what you did there.

[–]neonblue120 -1 points0 points ago

Just replace she with he. Still good song :)

Or god god be a female... not to be sexist. Haha

[–]JSmith666 -1 points0 points ago

but nothing is there

[–]comedycrazy4 -3 points-2 points ago

If you squint really hard and only take quick glaces at it, you can see an old man with magical powers in there!

[–]JohnnyLotion0 1 point2 points ago

SKY DADDY LOL