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God in a nutshell (i.imgur.com)
submitted 1 month ago by rend0ggy
[–]RageCats 29 points30 points31 points 1 month ago
Gods not real, amirite?
[–]Aza-Sothoth 41 points42 points43 points 1 month ago
DON'T CAPITALIZE gOD YOU FUNDIE CUNT!
[–]starships_lazerguns 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago
I'm sorry, but some people believe in the religion of proper grammar.
[–]FireAndSunshine 23 points24 points25 points 1 month ago
gOD is not deserving of proper grammar. Because he doesn't exist.
[–]starships_lazerguns 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Oh, thought you said dog. My bad. Carry on.
[–]armies-o-noobs 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Well in all fairness god was the first word in the sentence.
[–]KShults 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Technically in order for that to have been proper it would have needed to be "God's not real, amirite?" or "Gods are not real, amirite?"
That looks correct. Both corrections are correct.
[–]scriminamp 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
So BRAVE
I have to be with all the illiterate atheists trying to tear down my beliefs!
[–]dwaxe 16 points17 points18 points 1 month ago
This is clearly evidence of the Ancient Egyptian God of the Air, Amen.
[–]metans 11 points12 points13 points 1 month ago
I don't see what you didn't do there
[–]Burnhaloflame -11 points-10 points-9 points 1 month ago
There is nothing there... Like god
[–]asianpianoman 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
I think you didn't pickup on the sarcasm friend
[–]Jake_Knox 20 points21 points22 points 1 month ago
HAHAHA ITS FUNNY BECAUSE WE'RE INTOLERANT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S UPBRINGINGS AND CAN'T FATHOM THAT ITS HARD FOR SOME PEOPLE TO LET GO OF SOMETHING THAT THEIR ENTIRE FAMILY HAS BEEN INDOCTRINATED TO BELIEVE.
HAHAHA
[–]manuel_robot_cleaner 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Fuck it, have a point for the truth.
[–]Aza-Sothoth 13 points14 points15 points 1 month ago
So brave
[–]oplaxgoalie 9 points10 points11 points 1 month ago
I get it. It's empty because god is everywhere all the time!
[–]arabbidpenguin -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
Truly this is an outstanding discovery ಠ_ಠ
[–]myfriendsnameissim 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Had it defined once as "Faith is one's belief in their own indisputable truth of what is". Indisputable: indisputable - impossible to doubt or dispute; "indisputable (or sure) proof"
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/indisputable
[–]ByahhByahh -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
Anyone else see a heart in there?
[–]heodieat -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
I'm not seeing it here, Lloyd.
[–]Danzaemon 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Don't see it. Sorry, guess you beat me at pareidolia.
[–]jest3rz 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I laughed out loud.
[–]nipoleon 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I was staring at it for a min thinking, "nothing's there... Oh wait. My bad."
[–]DoctorKobold 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Clever.
[–]bunnyhuger 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I thought that nut looks more like viloceraptor than god
[–]MJB25 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Took me a second haha. I was looking for his face or something on the inside of the shell.
[–]voodoo_curse 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
If you look at the top half and squint, it almost looks like that painting in the Sistine Chapel. The Creation of Adam, I think it was called?
That, or a breakdancing leprechaun wearing a flower hat. Maybe I just need some sleep.
[–]elchapoguzman 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
without that nothingness, the space in between, it wasn't a shell to begin with
[–]AlephOmega1 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Well played sir, well played.
[–]bryankarratti 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Does anyone else see the velociraptor?
[–]ralph-j 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Is that a god-shaped hole I see there?
[–]Peffley 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I looked so hard.... Haha
[–]clayuhhhn 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
So similar to Obama, but without the chair.
[–]kissfan7 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
It took me about a second too long to get that joke.
[–]EscherTheLizard 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
There's nothing there :O
[–]mack2028 12 points13 points14 points 1 month ago
good job, you noticed the joke and pointed it out. I would give you a cookie but i don't want you to choke.
[–]EscherTheLizard -2 points-1 points0 points 1 month ago
I'm just trying to help you all out, ya know... :s
[–]fridgeridoo 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I can see Jesus' face!
[–]RedShirtBlueHair -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
Ashamed to say that I sat there for a good 30 seconds screaming at my computer screen, "What the FUCK? There is nothing actually there! I don't get it!" "Oh its from /r/atheism ..... "
[–]RandomExcess -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
G-d is Everywhere.
[–]WatchYourTone -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
I GET IT!
[–]akoytamad -2 points-1 points0 points 1 month ago
I see what you did there.
[–]neonblue120 -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
Just replace she with he. Still good song :)
Or god god be a female... not to be sexist. Haha
[–]luke241291 -2 points-1 points0 points 1 month ago
http://www.muppetcentral.com/_images/appearances/kimmel_kermit_ponders.jpg
[–]JSmith666 -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
but nothing is there
[–]comedycrazy4 -3 points-2 points-1 points 1 month ago
If you squint really hard and only take quick glaces at it, you can see an old man with magical powers in there!
[–]JohnnyLotion0 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
SKY DADDY LOL
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
[–]RageCats 29 points30 points31 points ago
[–]Aza-Sothoth 41 points42 points43 points ago
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