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[–]Ascertion 101 points102 points ago

Wow, he's s strong that he morphs his surroundings!

[–]codemonkey_uk 44 points45 points ago

I was kinda hoping I'd find a reverse-photshop job in here that used background distortion as a guide to return him to his normal shape.

[–]MissFegg 5 points6 points ago

I tried my best, but then I saw that enormous nipple and I was like "fuck it..."

http://imgur.com/g19WG

[–]SolidSquid 8 points9 points ago

The surroundings are fine, it's just that his muscles are so dense they distort gravity, and so bend light

[–]Ascertion -1 points0 points ago

Mind blown.

[–]DrizzX 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Neo when he flexed after blowing up the agent.

[–]wanderer11 10 points11 points ago

Gravity yo!

[–]ElKaBongX 3 points4 points ago

The matrix?

[–]AliasUndercover 3 points4 points ago

It's from the density of those muscles. He's so ripped he causes spacetime to be distorted...

[–]Deadly_Lust 2 points3 points ago

Unlimited Muscle Works

[–]zeonos 0 points1 point ago

you got it all wrong, there is a glass, which also distorts the background.

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[–]radioheady 3 points4 points ago

I think you stepped on a comment landmine

[–]Randomtask3000 0 points1 point ago

dude dd frgt a letr tho

[–]Browniemac85 164 points165 points ago

His body looks like a stretch Armstrong doll.

[–]velvethammer44 28 points29 points ago

I thought it was silly putty

[–]cly0n5 35 points36 points ago

he looks putty silly

[–]t0mn0mn0m 1 point2 points ago

this pun thread thing is stretching thin

[–]youngcynic 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for the comics relief.

[–]RightReverendJA 9 points10 points ago

He looks like Rob Liefeld drew him.

[–]crithosceleg 0 points1 point ago

This is the second thread today that has mentioned Rob Leifeld. It's one of those days, I guess!

[–]MeBeJack 3 points4 points ago

Man those things will stretch for weeks!

[–]Browniemac85 5 points6 points ago

[–]GuidoZ 2 points3 points ago

He's certainly trying too hard. Look at his necklace! He's asking for upvotes in the picture. Boooo

[–]Phyics_Son 2 points3 points ago

HULK IS ANGRY

[–]ManlierThanGaston 284 points285 points ago

"This isn't even my final form"

[–]AtlasAnimated 72 points73 points ago

[–]TheIncia 51 points52 points ago

In the second pic. does he have his colon around his neck? ಠ_ಠ

[–]Paradoxius 19 points20 points ago

I think that's a... muscle necklace?

[–]McLovin804 1 point2 points ago

it has a ball sac on the end of it

[–]feureau 80 points81 points ago

Fuck... that would take... 27 episodes

[–]McLovin804 3 points4 points ago

27 and a half... actually

[–]chazzeromus 17 points18 points ago

I thought his final form was the second one, until he said it wasn't his final form. Good show.

[–]AtlasAnimated 9 points10 points ago

Hehe, yeah I think that's at 45% power

There were some intermediate steps I couldn't include like 85% - 100% FULL POWER

[–]mahound 0 points1 point ago

i can't say i ever forgot about yu yu hakusho, but i definitely forgot just how awesome toguro is. at 45% power, he punched through those guys.

[–]Omahunek 10 points11 points ago

To be fair, Toguro's final form make him look like the Demon that he's actually supposed to be - instead of some muscly dude with sunglasses.

I fucking love that show.

[–]IAmAPen 9 points10 points ago

[–]AliasUndercover 4 points5 points ago

Is that a super-goiter around his neck?

[–]youstolemyname 2 points3 points ago

Lvl 20 douchebag

[–]Titties 1 point2 points ago

Fuckin' roid monkey.

[–]pigeon_man 0 points1 point ago

what show is that from?

[–]AtlasAnimated 1 point2 points ago

[–]pigeon_man 0 points1 point ago

ah ok, thank you.

[–]KrazyEyezKilla 9 points10 points ago

Frieza - Boneless saga.

[–]MasterCapn 107 points108 points ago

[–]Wtfwhoisthisguy 36 points37 points ago

I was not prepared for the scale of that image... It was terrifying

[–]s4lt3d 28 points29 points ago

[–]RanduinsOP 0 points1 point ago

exactly what i came here for, good job sir!

[–]FreaXoMatic 0 points1 point ago

Really nice

[–]gwiz665 19 points20 points ago

So big muscles they even bend the fabric of space around him.

[–]cowsareawesome 5 points6 points ago

And we all know how hard it is to bend fabric

[–]kenetha65 28 points29 points ago

I want to see the untouched photo too.

[–]EpicJ 193 points194 points ago

I tried undoing the effects in Photoshop, best to the original as you're going to get

[–]MrNewking 28 points29 points ago

perfect

[–]APimpNamedSlickGif 2 points3 points ago

[–]hawksterdh 10 points11 points ago

In its pristine virginity.

[–]Flerbizky 29 points30 points ago

His thumb looks like a flaccid penis with a nail. Jus' saying..

[–]Sovietwiggler 7 points8 points ago

Looks like the tank from left 4 dead.

[–]UnCommonSenses 49 points50 points ago

Its a jersy thing

[–]humpdydumpdydoo 13 points14 points ago

But ... he looks so russian!

[–]cfoood 17 points18 points ago

as a person who lives in new jersey, i can confirm this

[–]Uncleleech 20 points21 points ago

As a person who lives in Jersey, UK I can confirm that.

[–]immoralminority 23 points24 points ago

As a Jersey Cow, moooooooo.

[–]roeder 12 points13 points ago

As a Jersey Jersey, Jersey.

[–]Im_Your_Turbo_Lover -3 points-2 points ago

As a South Jerseyite, I can confirm that North Jersey sucks.

[–]OhHaiMarc 1 point2 points ago

as a North Jerseyite, I can confirm that we all really should just get along in peace and harmony man

[–]Im_Your_Turbo_Lover 0 points1 point ago

It's all cool, bro. You know we don't mean it.

[–]d_spaceley1 1 point2 points ago

"HULK GYM TAN LAUNDRY !"

[–]MisterWonka 0 points1 point ago

I was gonna correct your spelling and apostrophe usage, but then I figured...maybe you're from Jersey...or retarded.

[–]TiffyGunt 7 points8 points ago

Two words: Rob. Liefeld.

[–]KilowogTrout 2 points3 points ago

He must have taken his pouches and tiny shoes off.

[–]Misha_Vozduh 8 points9 points ago

Brah so swole he bends light!

[–]BurntJoint 0 points1 point ago

Pfft... i bet he doesn't even lift...

[–]samantp 5 points6 points ago

[–]Br0wniePoints 4 points5 points ago

oh my god Louis, it's a TAAAAAAAAAANK!

[–]Asaoirc 3 points4 points ago

TANKKK!!!

/molotov

[–]Billionaire_Bot 11 points12 points ago

Definitely shopped. No way his face is that handsome

[–]scottstreat 7 points8 points ago

do you even lift?

[–]HeyYouGoFuckYourself 4 points5 points ago

Reminds me of that old Weird Science tv show episode where they put on the muscle suit.

[–]haphsaph 2 points3 points ago

I thought I had quite possibly hallucinated that show. thanks for giving me confirmation that at least one other person remembers it.

[–]trampus1 2 points3 points ago

I remember it too, but that's because me and HeyYouGoFuckYourself are just alternate personalities of you that you have no memory of. I'm the only aware one. I think it came on right after Candle Cove.

[–]weinerschnitzelboy 5 points6 points ago

You wouldn't like it when he's angry

[–]fightwithdogma 8 points9 points ago

That's his secret : he is always angry.

[–]May2121 2 points3 points ago

"The Dangers of Masturbation"

[–]mannegie84 2 points3 points ago

It looks like he's pushed against a glass pane.

[–]ashandari 2 points3 points ago

I lost it when I saw that tiny thumb.

[–]i_floop_the_pig 2 points3 points ago

Am I the only one that immediately thought of Anchor Arms?

[–]Homlesslemon -2 points-1 points ago

LOL

[–]VAGINA_BLADES 7 points8 points ago

Obviously a mock-up used for the 2003 Hulk

[–]harmdaddy 4 points5 points ago

He kind of looks like Pavel Datsyuk

[–]Zendixy555 1 point2 points ago

Igor? Is that you?

[–]mathrix 1 point2 points ago

Hulk smash!

[–]kurt8081 1 point2 points ago

His right pec needs more work.

[–]theotherguyonreddit 1 point2 points ago

Everyone run! It's a Tank!

[–]broman23 1 point2 points ago

Looks like a picture of dropped silly putty.

[–]samsterk911 1 point2 points ago

My favorite part is the thumb

[–]Lepke 1 point2 points ago

What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets? No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

[–]idrathergolf 1 point2 points ago

Hulk smash!

[–]Imtheliontamer 1 point2 points ago

Still not as strong as Gaston.

[–]TheDoorsOfPerception 1 point2 points ago

it's not a tuma

[–]Rbonne 1 point2 points ago

Damn with muscles like that you can warp gravity!

[–]tasalq 1 point2 points ago

Hulk Smash!

[–]Homlesslemon 1 point2 points ago

Ew that's jut like so strong it's fat

[–]notyap11 1 point2 points ago

**********SEEMS****************

[–]YoureInAGhostStory 1 point2 points ago

HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?

[–]Steve_The_Bandit 1 point2 points ago

The first thing I thought of when noticing the distorted buildings.

[–]Randomtask3000 0 points1 point ago

This isn't really related, I just want to mention that that is one of my favorite sound design moments of all time.

[–]Bloobaloobin 1 point2 points ago

I am heavy weapons guy.

[–]Mjkettings 1 point2 points ago

TAAAAAAAANK!!!!

[–]Breathing_Balls 1 point2 points ago

Looks leshit.

[–]david622 1 point2 points ago

FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

[–]HaydenB 1 point2 points ago

It looks like he's pressed against a pane of glass...

[–]quantiplex 0 points1 point ago

Nice try, Adobe products

[–]Pippinpoop 0 points1 point ago

Someone had too much fun last night

[–]crazydude99 0 points1 point ago

Notice how his right arm is bigger than his left arm

[–]frvwfr2 0 points1 point ago

I think he's using the new Apple Maps filter.

[–]dukey 0 points1 point ago

the reality distortion field

[–]brokenguitarstring 0 points1 point ago

He's so god damn buffed, he's warping reality around him

scary shit there.

[–]LurkerTroll 0 points1 point ago

Can somebody reverse photoshop this?

[–]Chaotic_Loki 0 points1 point ago

His muscles are so dense that they're even warping light! o.o

[–]Avedes 0 points1 point ago

It's a deformed hulk of course!

[–]sueville 0 points1 point ago

We can take a picture and badly photoshop it..... If thats what you're into.

[–]applepasta 0 points1 point ago

I am heavy weapons guy.

[–]danielkuzmin 0 points1 point ago

TANK!

[–]Ripwound 0 points1 point ago

Hulk smash!

[–]Gawdzillers 0 points1 point ago

LOOK MA, I'M ROADKILL! HEH HEH!

[–]Draiko 0 points1 point ago

HULK LIKE PHOTOSHOP.

[–]Hyphyy 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Johny Bravo.

[–]kjsargent6900 0 points1 point ago

TANK!!

[–]RedRing14 0 points1 point ago

I thought "wow dude is ripped" but then I noticed the lock on the shed in the background and realized "holy crap this is shopped!". The guy obviously photoshopped the extra layers of muscles and all his women out of the pic just to show off his photography skills.

[–]MilitantWharf5 0 points1 point ago

those muscles can distort time it self

[–]babyabes33 0 points1 point ago

Christian Bale really beefed up for Batman this time

[–]masturbatingrightnow 0 points1 point ago

Oh man, it looks like this guy has severe elephantitis

[–]IndigoJones 0 points1 point ago

He looks like he belongs in Contra.

[–]my_toilet_is_haunted 0 points1 point ago

Yikes. Someone get this guy a job at a women's fashion magazine.

[–]lioniber 0 points1 point ago

He clearly bended the shed in background.

[–]AdmiralSkippy 0 points1 point ago

GUMBY SMASH!

[–]kingofbigmac 0 points1 point ago

I tagged you as Lied about giving his grandpa $50 for wearing a costume.

Seems like you are on the right track with these costumes.

[–]HayMo 0 points1 point ago

SYNTHOL

[–]SkytheDrop 0 points1 point ago

It's like Taylor Lautner fucked The Hulk and then got busy with Popeye...

[–]Lawd_of_Spoons 0 points1 point ago

Is he ambidextrous?

[–]That_One_Creeper 0 points1 point ago

HULK SMASH.

[–]abrohamlincoln9 0 points1 point ago

Stretch Armstrong IRL

[–]TheMattAttack 0 points1 point ago

Someone make him green!

[–]Esk1m0 0 points1 point ago

this guy is so dense, he warps the light around him... impressive!

[–]ModularToil 0 points1 point ago

He's so ripped he's bending the structure of spacetime. :o

[–]rscott89 0 points1 point ago

Do people do this kind of thing as a joke, or is the douchebaggery so strong with this one that he actually thinks that is believable/ cool?

[–]JohnWL 0 points1 point ago

I see nothing wrong with this. Carry on, carry on.

[–]guttRbunny 0 points1 point ago

Hulk Smash!

[–]papsmeer 0 points1 point ago

Dear God keep that young man away from porn, he will tear his dick off.

[–]Beanswaggle 0 points1 point ago

Give him a mini gun and and throw him in the fight!

[–]Archaicorder 0 points1 point ago

His douche is so powerful it warps the world around him, producing the ripple effect at all times. Trust me I'm an astronomer.

[–]HelloDikfore 0 points1 point ago

HULK SMASH!!

[–]DeathofLies 0 points1 point ago

who is he? a street fighter character cosplayer?

[–]trustedsource 0 points1 point ago

WHy you all in my ear, Talkin a whole bunch 'a shit that I ain't tryin to hear?!

[–]jk147 0 points1 point ago

[–]burt_raynolds 0 points1 point ago

i'm just wondering where his other nip went.

[–]BlueOak777 0 points1 point ago

TAAAANNNKKK!!!!

sorry, too much l4d2. I'll show myself out now....

[–]Look_At_That_OMGWTF 0 points1 point ago

I find it confusing as to why no one who does this CHANGES THE FUCKING BACKGROUND.

[–]jthebomb97 0 points1 point ago

Gumby smash!

[–]Mr_REman 0 points1 point ago

Just look at the pixels

[–]TheKoolAidMan69 0 points1 point ago

Wreck it Ralph

[–]SpectreS18 0 points1 point ago

He's so strong he bends space

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

hulk hands lol.

looks kinda like he's pressed up against glass- like the dimension of the muscles is really flat

[–]djkrugger 0 points1 point ago

I you go for it go all the way

[–]MassiveDebator 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a lineman from Madden 10 for Wii

[–]emerpus 0 points1 point ago

That dude is fucking up the space time continuum.

[–]savslate 0 points1 point ago

Teach me oh great one!

[–]philosyche 0 points1 point ago

It only looks fake because he pressed hi a body against glass, guys.

[–]unicornshiznett_lol 0 points1 point ago

DO BABIES TO ME!

[–]Wittyfish 0 points1 point ago

He's so massive that his gravitational pull is pulling photons from their trajectory, making the background seem distorted. Kinda like how you can see stars behind a black hole singularity.

[–]ProphetManX 0 points1 point ago

he's gonna wreck it!

[–]BrianDR 0 points1 point ago

that looks like the professional russian

[–]BIC3PS 1 point2 points ago

No shoulders? Weak effort.

[–]Znerky 0 points1 point ago

He's so big, gravity bends around him!

[–]ValuableDan 0 points1 point ago

These iPhone glitches are getting ridiculous!

[–]wkfoster 0 points1 point ago

This kid is so jacked he bends space-time around his magnificent muscles.

[–]Czacha 0 points1 point ago

He is so massive he distorts the the gravitational field around him.

[–]Tureralf 0 points1 point ago

Seems

[–]BassheadPanda -1 points0 points ago

Do people actually think someone seriously did this to trick anyone?

[–]dlovant -2 points-1 points ago

I'm so pumped man, Ahhhhhhhh I'm so pumped. Fuck you.

[–]nathanb065 -1 points0 points ago

He's so strong that the immediate earth around him is bending!

[–]papa14moose -1 points0 points ago

At least it's better animated than the Eric bana hulk

[–]JonFawkes -1 points0 points ago