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[–]sqazm 7 points8 points ago

He's obviously planking.

[–]AbsolutionDouble0 2 points3 points ago

And they are doing well not to support that action.

[–]heatproofmatt 2 points3 points ago

I threw myself on the ground. I ain't a part of her system. Man

[–]sardonycus 2 points3 points ago

Good boy... Now, roll over.

[–]Sarahst223 2 points3 points ago

Is this at the Halifax waterfront?

[–]NoAuthorGiven 2 points3 points ago

I was wondering the exact same thing, I think it is.

[–]daedaluscapn 1 point2 points ago

Pretty sure it's Atlantic City by the Trump Taj Mahal. (I've been to both places)

[–]daedaluscapn 1 point2 points ago

On second thought, no, it's not Atlantic City

[–]TheWalkingRepost 6 points7 points ago

I'm just wondering why the hell he's on a leash.

[–]PleaseStopMichael 10 points11 points ago

I'm going to guess it's easier to put him on a leash than to just teach him how to behave properly in public.

[–]BrckT0p 0 points1 point ago

kid looks like a twat, I'd put him on a leash too

[–]schonisdizzy 0 points1 point ago

Do you have a child?

[–]TheWalkingRepost 5 points6 points ago

Nope.

[–]bitter_vet 2 points3 points ago

Having a 3 year old, in NYC, that will spontaneously and without warning run away from you can be a very dangerous thing. These leashes can save lives. All you kidless poopoo-ers can suck a dick, I rather look like an idiot than have a dead child.

Ask this family if they wished they had used a leash: http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/brooklyn/family-return-place-3-year-old-boy-died-article-1.1092969

[–]thefirm1990 4 points5 points ago

Why don't you just hold their hands? This is just part of the trend of lazy parenting.

[–]koshkakartoshka[S] 4 points5 points ago

Seriously. Its not like kids running away is a new phenomenon.

[–]mike808hawaii 1 point2 points ago

[–]ElvisDumbledore 1 point2 points ago

As bad as this looks I can imagine being a kid and saying something like, "drag me, mommy! It's fun!"

[–]Phantomsplit 0 points1 point ago

I feel dizzy...OOOOOOOOH...I think I'm going to stop standing now...Church, if I die, I want you to have my orange juice...I can't feel my torso!...I'm still laying here. Why won't anyone help me?...My body is trying to die.

This was the first thing that came to this Red vs Blue viewer's mind.

[–]ClearlyAlexis 0 points1 point ago

Free the leashed kids!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Those things are actually useful.I got left on a bus one time because my sister wasn't paying attention to where I was at. My mom put one of those on me and I never got lost again