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[–]MaddieClaire344 15 points16 points ago

Thou**

[–]thespaceoddity[S] 2 points3 points ago

Thanks.

And here's me thinking I've finally got it right.

[–]TarquinFlapp 5 points6 points ago

How does one "Shakespeare" a pimp? Kids and their slang

[–]thespaceoddity[S] 2 points3 points ago

I'M SAWRY O WISE ONE

[–]raendrop 1 point2 points ago

Look on the bright side: You used the right 'o'.

[–]thespaceoddity[S] 3 points4 points ago

the crowd goes wild

[–]jaudan 1 point2 points ago

Prose before hoes

[–]SkytheDrop 0 points1 point ago

I love you.

[–]Frack-Star 1 point2 points ago

Bitches hate over-spray.

[–]ErroneousOctopus 2 points3 points ago

Actually, it could be taken as "[This is] Shakespeare, thy pimp."

As in, he is the pimp, and we are all his hoes.

Food for thought.

[–]Ginger-Nerd 0 points1 point ago

friend sent me this on facebook today seems relevant http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2AINMIWV2M

[–]Impartofthingstoo 0 points1 point ago

Haven't seen this one in a while..

[–]SkytheDrop 0 points1 point ago

Didn't know "Shakespeare" was a verb...

[–]MoneyMan_Jones 0 points1 point ago

My Shakespearean Lit teacher opened up our class with that quote, I immediately knew that I would like him and the class.

[–]BitchesLove 0 points1 point ago

Confirmed.