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[–]wittyusername7 12 points13 points ago

I wish. I uploaded my standard, cute, black cat and she got down voted quicker than cancer. I removed the picture coz that hurt my feelings.

[–]Acyminbree 6 points7 points ago

Know that feel. Reddit does not like black cats apparently. My cat, Max got downvoted too :(

[–]wittyusername7 4 points5 points ago

Scumbag redditors. Feels bad man.

[–]Acyminbree 5 points6 points ago

Feels awful man. I swear it was like my cat felt their hate. Ran around the house for 3 hours miauwing non stop.

[–]02blood 7 points8 points ago

I feel like that's a terrible waste of upvotes.. Give them to the needy people without cats!

[–]DiUhTawn 6 points7 points ago

BULLSHIT. all the pictures i've posted of my cat get little to no love.

[–]chelsyleigh 2 points3 points ago

Same here.

[–]princesspentagon 1 point2 points ago

Read this as "how a cat must feel on reddit"

[–]BranKM 1 point2 points ago

Bad dates..

[–]serdoctordalekslayer 1 point2 points ago

An endless loop of Harrison Ford eating upvotes. Have one for yourself.

[–]Ezemryt 0 points1 point ago

I have a cat but I hate how reddit makes such a big deal out of them, they're a cute animal and that's that. Maybe I'm different because I leave my cat alone and it actually shows me love because of that.

[–]TaxCunts 0 points1 point ago

They're dates. You eat Em.

[–]Frack-Star 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Deadly_Lust 0 points1 point ago

I have a cat, i never posted it on reddit and got upvotes for it.

I'd probably be downvoted for it infact.

[–]ND2000 0 points1 point ago

My cat gets no love...

[–]Hime_Takamura 1 point2 points ago

dude, I have two kittens. I'm rolling in karma.

...okay, not really, no one seems to like Salt and Pepper on Reddit... :(

[–]Driesens 2 points3 points ago

Show more cleavage next time. Cats by themselves are pretty good, but cats and boobies? You'd be literally drowning in that sweet, sweet karma.

[–]mjln 1 point2 points ago

I have a cat but I won't upload his pictures because he's a dick and doesn't deserve attention.

[–]eli3282000 0 points1 point ago

havent you have heard of ugly cats?

[–]jensenw 1 point2 points ago

I imagine upvotes taste like Doritos now.

[–]JeebitJeebs 0 points1 point ago

That not upvote! That cockroach!

[–]celerynomore 0 points1 point ago

I have a very handsome, photogenic white Turkish Van.

I never have and never will post images of him to Reddit.

[–]NightOwl58 0 points1 point ago

Bull. My cat picture got like one upvote.

[–]awesomenessisme 0 points1 point ago

I have 3 cats and can confirm that this is untrue.

[–]RICH_LITTLE 0 points1 point ago

What is actually happening

[–]Kdevlin90 0 points1 point ago

I have two cats but I never have and never will post their pics on reddit.

[–]KathrynTheGreat 0 points1 point ago

I have a cat who is super cute, but I've never tried posting a pic. However, she doesn't sit well for pics. I took one yesterday thought that made her look like she had evil eyes though, which was kinda funny.

[–]FlavorousShawty 0 points1 point ago

eat karma, poop pictures of cat. post picture of cat. Receive karma. Eat karma.....