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[–]ANUS_HOLEPUNCH 121 points122 points ago

You know it's a train wreck when they use subtitles for someone speaking english.

[–]adeadseagull 15 points16 points ago

Thank you, I can now go to work with a smile on my face. That was funny. Thank you, I can now go to work with a smile on my face. That was funny -Subtitled

[–]zeppoleon 11 points12 points ago

That was like the first video I had ever streamed over the internet... nostalgia'd hard.

[–]SoManySpiderWebs 4 points5 points ago

I miss skithouse

[–]pastafarian_monk 8 points9 points ago

[–]fradejos 0 points1 point ago

What about those native speakers with hearing impairment? Non native speakers? As a Chinese who considers myself an advanced English speaker, there are moments when some dialogs are very hard to grasp. Subtitles are savior because for non native speakers like me, reading is always far easier than listening.

Edit: grammar

[–]WeeR 1 point2 points ago

I wish I could give you a million up votes.

[–]cakeswithahuman 320 points321 points ago

They have more in common than you'd think. For example, they were both pregnant at fourteen years old and gave birth to children which have captured the hearts of middle America.

[–]mark10579 229 points230 points ago

Thing is, I'm willing to bet that most of Honey Boo Boo's ratings come from people on the coasts watching it "ironically", not the people in Middle America whom everyone seems to think these shows are targeted at. It's not a show for people to actually relate to, it's a show for smug motherfuckers to watch and scoff at, while saying to their equally smug friends "I bet Middle America can really relate to this".

[–]insomniacpyro 84 points85 points ago

As someone in middle America, that show is kind of humiliating.

[–]mark10579 61 points62 points ago

It shouldn't be. Give me a camera, a decent editor, and a licence to follow around the most irritating person I can find after five minutes of people watching in Williamsburg and I'll give you a show a million times more pathetic than Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

[–]VomitEverywhere 14 points15 points ago

Williamsburg Va?

[–]mark10579 17 points18 points ago

Naw man, Williamsburg BK. Although, a reality show about a bunch of people who dress up as historical figures for a living feels inevitable

[–]w00tcanada 4 points5 points ago

Brooklyn?

[–]glawton 12 points13 points ago

I think he's talking about the Williamsburg Burger King.

[–]BigMac2341 0 points1 point ago

I don't know how I feel about that.

[–]Tunaluna 0 points1 point ago

There's some crazy Reality Amish show out now....They try and fit in as city people, go to clubs, get a job .. Close enough. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amish_in_the_City

[–]Mitz510 0 points1 point ago

Was I given the false impression that Brooklyn is a ghetto rough area?

Watching Everybody Hates Chris and listening to rappers like Jay Z Brooklyn sounded like Oakland, Compton, Detroit, and those type of cities but more recently its starting to sound like a more uptight city like Seattle.

[–]mark10579 2 points3 points ago

Brooklyn's a pretty big place, and while there are definitely some spots of it that still aren't particularly nice, both Everybody Hates Chris and Jay Z's experiences with Brooklyn are set in the 70's and 80's. Since then a lot of it has become rather gentrified, especially the Williamsburg neighborhood. Basically, no one that lived in Brooklyn in the 80s could ever afford to live in Williamsburg today

[–]This_isgonnahurt 0 points1 point ago

[–]JackGentleman 9 points10 points ago

NO YOU LEAVE FOX MAN ALONE you !

[–]mark10579 6 points7 points ago

I don't know what that means.

[–]mark10579 6 points7 points ago

I... I still don't get it. What does this vulpinous man have to do with my post?

[–]greativens 25 points26 points ago

Coming from someone in Australia, I find this show endearing and genuinely enjoy it!

[–]Scarlett_Begonias 29 points30 points ago

I like it too! (I'm American.) Honestly I find the way that TLC portrays them a bit pathetic, but the fact is, they're a lot less embarrassed by the things they do on camera than the viewers are. I like that they're just genuine and straightforward - "yeah we're rednecks, yeah we have a pig in the house, and hell yeah we all burp, fart, and pick our noses without shame." I also like the fact that, despite being in pageants, Honey Boo Boo clearly isn't being taught to hate her body and subscribe to the idea that an unrealistic standard of beauty should be a female's main goal in life.

[–]awkwardninjapowers 26 points27 points ago

I also like the fact that, despite being in pageants, Honey Boo Boo clearly isn't being taught to hate her body and subscribe to the idea that an unrealistic standard of beauty should be a female's main goal in life.

See, I would be all for this if they were actually living a healthy lifestyle. However, you clearly see them eating a lot of junk food and barely getting any proper exercise. It's just not healthy. Honey Boo Boo is a child, I don't think at that size I could call her fat or obese, I don't know much about BMI and children. But look at her family members.

I think the standard of a beautiful body is a strong and healthy body. "Eating disorder skinny" is not beautiful, but "unhealthy, junk food and deep friend meals while barely getting any cardio overweight" is not beautiful either. Neither should be encouraged.

[–]Scarlett_Begonias 7 points8 points ago

True, but most girls in this country get both: the message that they should make their looks their #1 priority, AND the horrible example of eating and exercise habits. At least she won't hate herself even if she does end up fat and unhealthy.

[–]lefthomerow 4 points5 points ago

Canadian here. Endearing is the right word for me. I know it's set up to look and feel exploitative, and I think the nature of the show makes 'the rest of us' feel uncomfortable like they are being taken advantage of...but when I actually sat down to watch it, to my surprise, two things happened. First, I found out that they revel in and enjoy the 'red neck' life, and seem to my mind to be fully aware that their life is being presented as comedy. The second thing is, though, they have the most out-and-out fun of any family I've seen exploited on screen, and I found myself a wee bit envious.

Please disagree, but this is just IMO.

[–]youknowit19 5 points6 points ago

Wipe that smirk off your face. I can feel it emanating my direction and I don't like it.

[–]greativens 9 points10 points ago

As embarrassing as it is, I'm being quite serious :(

[–]youknowit19 7 points8 points ago

No need to be embarrassed for your opinion. I was simply making a joke, on the off chance that you were saying something along the lines of "that show is great!" while grinning ear to ear as you type on your keyboard.

As an American, the fact that this show exists is enough to disappoint me. I don't even watch it so I can't comment on the content of the show.

[–]missyo02 6 points7 points ago

As someone from a large city, that show is kind of hilarious.

[–]inkandpaperguy 2 points3 points ago

As someone from suburban Canada, that show is hilarious.

[–]Honkeyass 7 points8 points ago

As an American, that show is humiliating.

[–]seeteethree 14 points15 points ago

As an American, prime time TV is humiliating.

[–]ikeif 2 points3 points ago

No, Cops is humiliating. It's the only reality TV I watch (…except for the occasional Gordon Ramsay…) and it's hilarious.

Until you realize the fuckers are in your backyard. (Not literally, but you get my point).

edit: I can speel?

[–]OutofSpec 5 points6 points ago

Occasionally literally.

[–]mark10579 6 points7 points ago

No it isn't, and you know it. You just use fake embarrassment as a way to distance yourself from the show and feel "above it"

[–]Atheist_are_a_theory 8 points9 points ago

As a human, I wish we could remove this from our gene pool.

[–]spazmodic- 4 points5 points ago

maybe we need a minister of chlorine

[–]DudeWithTheNose 2 points3 points ago

maybe we need to administer cyanide

[–]oelmekki 3 points4 points ago

Could you explain for us not from usa what it's about ? Is it a "city show" criticizing countryside or something ?

[–]DancingPurpleCat 3 points4 points ago

Its a reality tv show about a six year old beauty queen in georgia named Alana (honey boo boo) and her sisters who go by pumpkin, chubs, and something else. The oldest, who is 17 or so is pregnant. Her mom (mama) had her first kid at 14 and met Alanas dad (sugar bear) online. Theyre all obese, have no manners and are the epitamy of redneckedness. They also have a pet pig who lives in the house and sleeps in a playpen

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[–]youknowit19 24 points25 points ago

Get outta here with that level-headedness. You never let us hate anything anymore! Gosh!

[–]greativens 16 points17 points ago

Exactly! I get the impression that they are a great, loving family and if you pay attention to a lot of the things that June says and does it's clear that despite some poor decisions she isn't as stupid as people like to make out.

[–]Delvil 7 points8 points ago

That last statement is true about a lot of people. Brace yourselves, because nobody ever lets me say this without going "Oaaauughh bullshit"

  1. Paris Hilton (She was told to portray a trashy white skank on her first TV role, and that's what she did. She's been running from it ever since.)

  2. Britney Spears

  3. Justin Bieber

  4. Honestly, pretty much any young-ish "Barbie (or Ken) Style" person that has essentially been preyed upon by Disney, Reality Television, or Sean Combs.

[–]mark10579 7 points8 points ago

I think the problem is that a lot of people refuse to believe that everyone is multi-faceted. No one is all evil, no one is all stupid, no one is all anything. It holds true for literally anyone that has ever lived

[–]greativens 2 points3 points ago

Some people definitely do struggle to accept that portrayal is not always equal to reality!

[–]awkwardninjapowers 4 points5 points ago

all of their daughters have different fathers (who also have criminal records)

What, what? Damn.

[–]istara 2 points3 points ago

The parents have criminal records?

[–]cupcake007 2 points3 points ago

And the entire family seems like genuinely nice people.

[–]mark10579 5 points6 points ago

Then more power too you. You are the kind of person who should be watching the show, not people who do it just to laugh at a caricature of a lifestyle they know nothing about. Unfortunately, you're in a lose-lose situation. If people who genuinely enjoyed the show were they only people who watched, I have a feeling there wouldn't be much of an incentive for them to keep making the show. The ratings would just be too low for it to be cost-effective. On the other hand, if things keep going the way they appear to be it's going to get massively popular with a whole bunch of irritating people that you're going to have to share a fan-base with

[–]cydril 1 point2 points ago

Agreed. Maybe its because I live in Georgia, and I'm completely used to people like them, but I don't think they're so bad. I watched it expecting a trainwreck and was underwhelmed at how normal and well adjusted they were.

[–]wow_great_name 13 points14 points ago

It's the same as in Britain, there's a show called My big fat gypsy wedding, which is about the Irish pikey traveler community, and the ridiculously overblown and garish weddings they have. think toddlers in tiaras costumes on all the women aged 4 to 40, and tattooed muscly horse and dog men crammed into badly fitting suits. It's been blasted for being racist, making this whole group of people seem like ignorant and illiterate members of a social underclass. The people who watch it aren't doing so because they can relate to them, it's the opposite. These people's whole way of life is so bizarre and outlandish to the average man and woman that we tune in for the thrill of glimpse into a strange world, full of strange customs. It's reality tv for an alternate reality and we get off on vicariously experiencing the drunken brawls and tear stained gowns that are the result of infighting and politics in the fragile ecosystem that is the traveler community.

[–]ryouba 3 points4 points ago

[–]LyingBloodyLiar 3 points4 points ago

Shows like this are a trap. They create division and hate. People love to feel superior, it can be easy to get caught up in.

[–]CaptainTim1982 2 points3 points ago

Who said the show is targeted to Middle America? It like it's parent show is for people to watch and look down on to make themselves feel better.

[–]creativebaconmayhem 5 points6 points ago

This is at least partially true, but I also thought the same thing about Jersey Shore until kids started popping up with team Snooki shirts. You know there are people who do relate to it, the families that backyard wrestle each other and such. I'll bet the other pageant moms hate her fucking guts though.

[–]mark10579 2 points3 points ago

Oh of course, but that's only after it's permeated the culture to the point where such a thing is acceptable. It starts with people watching it to "see the trainwreck. LOL, look how edgy I am, I'm watching it even though I hate it", and moves on from there permeating the culture more and more as people who aren't "in on the joke" start to watch. That's when you get 12 year olds who (understandably) don't know much better wearing "Come at Me Bro" shirts.

I should clarify though, if there are people who genuinely like these (or any) shows for a reason other than ironic detachment, I see nothing wrong with that. To each their own.

[–]TheHorselessHeadsman 2 points3 points ago

Yeah. I would say that you're right about the ironic-watching. I come from Texas, but now live in Europe and watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, just for fun. Several people here watch it.

I like rednecks and the Honey Boo Boo family don't seem like bad people to me. The show is a train wreck, for sure, but the people seem like fun and at least they seem to get along as a family. Though, of course, the show is a reality show, which means it's 99% fake and staged, so I have no clue what they're like normally or what the people of their town think of the show.

[–]cupcake007 2 points3 points ago

I'd agree re: Honey Boo Boo's audience. Teen Mom & 16 & Pregnant were targeted at the same audience (coastal) that was watching The Hills. I live in the Northeast, and I've watched all of the shows I mention in this post except The Hills.

[–]DreaminOfBananas 4 points5 points ago

I don't think anyone's suggesting that it's supposed to be relatable. It's for everyone to scoff at. And I think most of us on the coasts realize middle America is not really like that.

[–]mark10579 2 points3 points ago

I know the intention is for people to scoff at it (why the hell else would they include scenes of her burping and farting?), but I really don't think that's what we should be making shows to appeal to. People's egos are big enough without entertainment specifically designed to stroke their sense of superiority, don't you think? I know mine would burst if I started actively seeking out things to feel better than, rather than just stumbling upon them in the Reddit comment section.

As for your second point, I know plenty of people in real life, and thousands more online (including every person who upvoted cakeswithahuman) who really do think Honey Boo Boo represents Middle America. That's a bad thing, and it leads to a divide as sharp as the one between the upper classes and the poor, or between different races (okay, maybe not as sharp as the one between different races, but you get what I'm saying).

[–]youknowit19 2 points3 points ago

I hope that you're both right and wrong at the same time. I'm quite conflicted; I agree with the elitist aspect (which is an elitist opinion in and of itself), but at the same time I want so badly to not believe that many people take them seriously.

I want to believe they're all playing characters and it's all satire.

[–]mark10579 2 points3 points ago

I know I'm being elitist by not being elitist, but it's inevitable. I'm trying to minimize it as much as possible by being self-aware though. I truly don't want to come off as patronizing in any way. Unfortunately, I know for a fact that at least a few of my friends, and many commenters/upvoters I see on Reddit do in fact take Honey Boo Boo quite seriously.

While they may be coached/scripted to a certain extent, I think it's safe to say it's not satire. And even if it was, if enough people believe it to be genuine, does that not give it that same power as if it were genuine?

[–]Wuggy 1 point2 points ago

And how do 'ironic watchers' show up in the ratings again? They show up the same, my friend, they show up just the same.

[source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ss-59fi4nM]

[–]mark10579 5 points6 points ago

Yeah, that's kind of what I was getting at. Forgot about that clip, but it does pretty well to illustrate my point

[–]soupkitchen89 1 point2 points ago

I can confirm this. I live in Vermont, and the other day one of my bosses mentioned that she spent the night watching a Honey Boo Boo marathon because it was 'like a train wreck'. I, however, still cannot bring myself to contribute to their success by giving them my ratings.

[–]DauqsRetiol 0 points1 point ago

I live in middle America and I have quite a few aquaintances whose accents are too thick to understand and live in trailer parks that are only occupied by other members of their families. I can assure you that there are people in middle America who relate to these people and are serious fans of the show. I'm one of those smug motherfuckers you referred to, but I can attest to the realism of the show.

[–]StickyBunz1 6 points7 points ago

Congratulations, you have won the Internet.

[–]reddit41 1 point2 points ago

Isn't the family in Georgia though?

[–]Kr0nos 0 points1 point ago

He's using 'middle' as a euphemism for 'uneducated', and 'white trash'.

[–]AndThatsWhyIDrink 71 points72 points ago

Holy Jebus! Is that supposed to be honey boo boo and mama?

[–]i_like_turtles_ 59 points60 points ago

Mama needs more chins.

[–]tywebb 11 points12 points ago

Someone grab a Chinese phone book.

[–]inkandpaperguy 4 points5 points ago

Momma is missing "the foot" in that painting ...

[–]CrazyOldRussian 19 points20 points ago

Birth of the anti-christ

[–]Tao23 34 points35 points ago

Birth of the what the christ!

[–]GhostalMedia 11 points12 points ago

Too skinny. Way too skinny.

[–]bleasy 6 points7 points ago

Yes, yes it is.

[–]Alpha45 59 points60 points ago

The is the immaculate conception. No man could impregnate the human thumb.

[–]Bubonic_Ferret 79 points80 points ago

Except this guy.

[–]dumb_jellyfish 40 points41 points ago

HOLY SHIT.

Good to see Humpty Dumpty staying low. At least we know he learns from past mistakes.

[–]D4rkr4in 6 points7 points ago

Staying low as in they couldn't put his legs back together again.

[–]enderxeno 8 points9 points ago

How long have you been dying to use that one?

[–]samx3i 6 points7 points ago

Immaculate misconception, maybe.

[–]ThirdFloorGreg 9 points10 points ago

The immaculate conception is Mary's conception, not Jesus'. It involved good old-fashioned bonin'.

[–]JasonGD1982 4 points5 points ago

I would hit it.

[–]PresidentSkroob16 31 points32 points ago

With what, a truck?

[–]SensibleMadness 11 points12 points ago

Looks like somebody already did.

[–]DeadliestGinger 0 points1 point ago

Hammer?

[–]Doam 6 points7 points ago

[–]unamrakerag 24 points25 points ago

what am I missing, whats wtf about this ??

[–]werdan 8 points9 points ago

They don't have Nickolas Cage faces superimposed?

[–]kajunkennyg 4 points5 points ago

I've read the thread and still have no idea. Being drunk I don't feel like using the google.

[–]schmigs 10 points11 points ago

I hate that I know who these people are.

[–]MegurineLuka14 3 points4 points ago

Human thumb!

[–]rick2882 6 points7 points ago

JESUS BOO BOO CHILD!

[–]MightyJoeBong 3 points4 points ago

Is that Lori Beth Denberg?

[–]oliwok911 27 points28 points ago

I don't know who these people are. I think that may be a blessing.

[–]Theresapicforthat 27 points28 points ago

[–]zaphod_85 14 points15 points ago

Well aren't you a useful novelty account? That's different.

[–]ShopperReid 14 points15 points ago

I am an Australian and had to look up what a "honey boo boo" is. You have gone to far this time America.

[–]this_man_loves_trees 2 points3 points ago

Even Georgians resent this family, please don't stereotype us like them

[–]CatsTuxedo 0 points1 point ago

We've gone how far? ;)

[–]Kazdawg 8 points9 points ago

[–]BaboonEnglish 3 points4 points ago

Is the baby...Honey Boo boo?

[–]silent-onomatopoeia 3 points4 points ago

I suppose the song does say "round yon virgin."

[–]iheartbakon 2 points3 points ago

Round yes, spherical no.

[–]notthaterik 3 points4 points ago

I need a shirt of this

[–]simplemath 2 points3 points ago

let's make it happen. it must.

[–]IRISHoftheEAST 3 points4 points ago

betta redneckogniiizee!

[–]carlosfestivo 4 points5 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/ZmrvS.jpg I thought Mary was Lori Beth Denberg.

[–]AWildSketchAppeared 42 points43 points ago

[–]desenagrator 24 points25 points ago

Kid looks like a stoner.

[–]Kenster180 14 points15 points ago

I was thinking Bobby Hill

[–]Zombies_Rock_Boobs 10 points11 points ago

That boy ain't right I tell yew hwat.

[–]DCBizzle 3 points4 points ago

Or G.H.

[–]badphish94 5 points6 points ago

Have you seen this kid before? Poor girl is probably the result of crack/meth/alcohol-abuse while her mom was pregnant.

[–]blood_fart 1 point2 points ago

Ahm goin eat dis holy baby!

[–]The_Puppeteer 1 point2 points ago

Looks like......is that? Honey boo boo child? Ha.

[–]writekindofnonsense 4 points5 points ago

This gave me a creepy crawly feeling down my spine.

[–]tragicmick 2 points3 points ago

Why is there ALWAYS a bunch of hollywood BULLSHIT at the top of Hollywood productions?

[–]Ullnotthink 2 points3 points ago

I don't understand reddits obsession with that girl. No wonder everyone thinks we're a bunch of pedophiles.

[–]themauwinator 2 points3 points ago

This is not WTF worthy

[–]Adogg9111 2 points3 points ago

I'm glad I didn't get the reference until I read the replies

[–]doubtzen 2 points3 points ago

You better Redneckognize

[–]cl2yp71c 6 points7 points ago

Dat baby looks delicious.

[–]Flashbang1985 10 points11 points ago

That show is like a bad car accident. I don't wanna watch, but I can't look away.

[–]datn 15 points16 points ago

That show is like a bad car accident. I don't wanna watch, and I don't watch.

[–]pissdotpoor 2 points3 points ago

merica

[–]missfapulous 6 points7 points ago

It's BEAUTIMOUS !!!!!!!

[–]thecoral6 2 points3 points ago

Must have this for my gallery!

[–]reefer-madness 0 points1 point ago

Needs moar TLC.

[–]thelizardwizard 2 points3 points ago

definitely thought this was Lori Beth Denberg...

[–]C_X_C 2 points3 points ago

The sooner you stop talking about them / referencing them, the sooner they'll go away.

[–]JeePFool 2 points3 points ago

And not one single Muslim was killed after seeing this

[–]jENZAi 0 points1 point ago

you better redneckognize

[–]surrenderdorothy 1 point2 points ago

Biscuit

[–]simplemath 1 point2 points ago

My life is complete now.

[–]Ryuho 1 point2 points ago

I need to see that GIF again. Someone link me to it.

[–]bonbonsforbreakfast 1 point2 points ago

It's beautimous!

[–]chazum0 0 points1 point ago

[–]Gaudy_Monstrosity 0 points1 point ago

The words you're looking for are "what the fuck," hence the name of the subreddit.

[–]RedHotHaze 2 points3 points ago

Is that Lori Beth Denberg?

[–]Big-Ern 1 point2 points ago

Are deaf, no maybe your blind?

[–]quiff 0 points1 point ago

This TV show is little less than a money grabbing joke. I couldn't make it past the first commercial break without thinking how could this huge oaf of a mother put her child through all this bull shit. Any "beauty" pageant the child is in is only for the enhancement of the mother's esteem. To see this grossly overweight mom bouncing out ridiculous dance routines and facial put ons for her actions for the child to follow is a true embarrassment. I'm a Canadian living in the USA - midwest and this is just sick!

[–]Brainfried 2 points3 points ago

Stop giving this shit any kind of attention!

[–]Nightbane35 2 points3 points ago

The most reluctant upvote I have ever given...

[–]MoonOnyxJewls 2 points3 points ago

Not enough chins.

[–]Anta_Doudeke 1 point2 points ago

Some Frankinscense will make me holla'...

[–]adidasaids 2 points3 points ago

smexy.

[–]BrokefaceHD 0 points1 point ago

Oh Christ!

[–]clhs1 0 points1 point ago

Who are these people? Am I missing something?

[–]TheMeIsHiding 3 points4 points ago

I saved this, now I must show the rest of the world!!!

[–]KarmaInFlow 2 points3 points ago

After seeing this i would be ok with the end of the world.

[–]whileyouwereliving 3 points4 points ago

How is someone physically able to impregnate this woman?

[–]brokenpenisagain 4 points5 points ago

bag over her head lights off

[–]iheartbakon 3 points4 points ago

Turkey baster.

[–]wx3 4 points5 points ago

You know, I'm happy I'm engaged to a great woman but its her fucking fault that I know who these people are

[–]pakiswag 0 points1 point ago

It's the contemporary American version.

[–]JustNotGivin 0 points1 point ago

I didnt understand this until i went to the comments section, I feel as if I have had some success in my life.

[–]jazzman420 1 point2 points ago

FACESWAP!

[–]piratesbooty 0 points1 point ago

Its HT! The Human Thumb. I only love this show when its on the soup.

[–]Deergoose 0 points1 point ago

fat people are gross

[–]jambled 0 points1 point ago

As someone not in America and who doesn't really watch television I have no idea what this is about except for a strange, fat-woman replacing Mary and a Jesus who isn't Jesus.

[–]ace1903 -1 points0 points ago

This post has just won my internets, and an upvote I guess. xD

[–]ENTimate 1 point2 points ago

Looks like the baby should be holding something..

[–]BarneyBent 1 point2 points ago

My special daddy's gonna help your siiiiiin!

[–]GhostOfImNotATroll 1 point2 points ago

Would have been funnier if Jesus was Adalia Rose.

[–]-idk 1 point2 points ago

I mean... it's possible

[–]Robertxo 1 point2 points ago

This is a Facebook's friend DP, freaks me out so much!

[–]tehchief117 1 point2 points ago

Jennifer Hepler?

[–]Narcosist 1 point2 points ago

Should have...sent...a poet...

[–]redditeurope 1 point2 points ago

BabY Looks like Cameron Díaz

[–]stesch 1 point2 points ago

And thanks to Reddit I recognize the faces. We don't have this show here in Germany.

[–]warlockghost 1 point2 points ago

Is that honey boo boo and the two legged goiter that follows her around?

[–]entmenscht 1 point2 points ago

What am I missing?

[–]troll-up 1 point2 points ago

Ah yes, the holy Honey BooBoo.

[–]Moon1234 1 point2 points ago

12 year olds have taken over Reddit. How sad

[–]quiff 1 point2 points ago

That's it! Everybody wretch!

[–]awesomebbq 1 point2 points ago

Behold thy Honey Boo Boo...

[–]reddit8670 1 point2 points ago

THIS leaves you speechless? Watch the news.

[–]o0evillusion0o 1 point2 points ago

IT'S JEBUS!!

[–]lily_mika -1 points0 points ago

OOOHHH HONEY BOO-BOO.

[–]fishingoneuropa -1 points0 points ago

Looks like the worlds richest woman.

[–]I-like-eating-spoons -1 points0 points ago

Honey boo boo?

[–]casendilla 0 points1 point ago

You make fun of her but she don't care!

[–]AliasUndercover 0 points1 point ago

AaaaaigiiigigigigiggghhhhhH!!

[–]Maritalrelations -1 points0 points ago

At first i thought that was susan boyle.

Just goes to show how out of touch with the BooBoo clan more so than the rest of the internet.

[–]rarax13 -1 points0 points ago

who in their right mind :/

[–]StickSauce -1 points0 points ago

Someone fucking made that.

[–]HanHarlo 1 point2 points ago

I posted this first :(

[–]tragicmick 0 points1 point ago

You know why she doesn't get married? She's a professional welfare recipient. She KNOWS not to get married. I bet she didn't declare the father's name on ANY of the birth certificates. I hope she gets busted for welfare fraud, since the father of 1 and perhaps 2 is living with them. I know this game because I used to date a county nurse in NC. This is what the government calls planned parenthood. All they want to know is how much more money they get per kid. They know not to get married, and not to reveal the father's name.

Amazing how the parasites think of themselves as thrifty.

sketti, butter and ketchup? 1000 rolls of toilet paper? Pageants?

I'm SICK of people like this surviving (AND propagating the moronic miscreants (her daughters, one of which is PREGNANT), as well as their enablers in government agencies (who, BTW, get PENSIONS the rest of us DO NOT get).

This shit needs to be corrected ASAP. Clean sweep from nature is attractive to me, I'm sorry to say. Otherwise it will only multiply, JUST like they are doing.