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[–]skaternewt 91 points92 points ago

If you look at it right, Kirby is spitting out all the food. Trippy.

[–]NotaMethAddict 30 points31 points ago

Bulimia.

Twice the taste, no calories.

[–]dont_press_ctrl-W 19 points20 points ago

Woah. I can even make it switch at will.

[–]lethargicwalrus 24 points25 points ago

Holy fuck my brain.

Edit: also reminds me of this optical illusion

[–]Fishyish 12 points13 points ago

WHAT IS THIS MAGIC?!?

[–]turkjurk 2 points3 points ago

FOOL! GET THE STONE!!

[–]destroys_pun_threads 0 points1 point ago

I literally stared at this for 15 minutes before I gave up, disappointed in myself.

[–]wikiscootia 2 points3 points ago

Why can I switch the direction of Kirby's food/vomit at will, but I can't make the dancing lady change directions without concentrated effort?

[–]RiceEel -1 points0 points ago

Close your eyes, imagine it spinning in the other direction, then open your eyes again.

[–]learntofart 1 point2 points ago

How I do it: don't look directly at the picture, but focus off-centre a bit lower into deadspace (not any picture, just focus your eyes like you would in a dead stare). Then you just need to envision it turning the other way and your brain should do the rest. If you're "waiting" for the switch, it will most likely not happen, since you're actively focusing on a direction.

I'm shit at explaining stuff, so I hope it at least helps a little.

[–]LeifEriksonisawesome 0 points1 point ago

Oh fuck, it worked. Thanks

[–]learntofart -1 points0 points ago

Seriously? Awesome! I love making a difference, however minute and inane it may be. Yay ^

[–]LeifEriksonisawesome 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I actually got way more excited than I houd've. It' s fun, though.

[–]damian001 -1 points0 points ago

Same, I use this method too.

[–]ZsaFreigh -1 points0 points ago

I close my eyes and imagine it spinning the other way, then when I open my eyes, it is!

[–]sixpintsasecond 1 point2 points ago

I see it going back and forth. He's sucking it in to blow it out to suck it in. It's weird, man.

[–]dailyfusion 11 points12 points ago

i picture OP as a 5th grader

[–]probably-maybe 41 points42 points ago

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[–]nr1212 6 points7 points ago

Unless you want to fix it, Shut up

[–]ZsaFreigh -1 points0 points ago

That shut him up.

[–]the_second 12 points13 points ago

Cherish the feeling, some time in the future it will be 18:00 when you get home from school work and if you want warm food you'll have to cook it yourself.

[–]R3M_X 5 points6 points ago

Silly foreigner, 18 is not a time!

[–]DeSanti 3 points4 points ago

So your army is entirely foreign, then?

[–]R3M_X 9 points10 points ago

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over all this freedom.

[–]Mofeux 0 points1 point ago

He might be in France.

Ok, I'll show myself out.

[–]FlametheHedghog 13 points14 points ago

I loved that show.... KIRBY RIGHT BACK AT YA! Kirby, Kirby, Kirby that's the name you should know. Kirby, Kirby, Kirby, he's the star of the show!

[–]For_Every_Truth 5 points6 points ago

He's more than you think; he's got maximum pink! Kirby, Kirby, Kirby's the one!

[–]FlametheHedghog 3 points4 points ago

Right back at cha'! HEY!

[–]NonnagLava 2 points3 points ago

He comes right, back at ya! He comes a-right, back at ya! Give it all that you've got, take your very best shot. He'll send it right back at ya for sure!

[–]For_Every_Truth 0 points1 point ago

How can I help you, King Dedede?

[–]PhatDude2456 4 points5 points ago

Don't ya just hate when you get home and automatically turn into Kirby

[–]GreyCastle 1 point2 points ago

Why didn't the table cloth get sucked up?

[–]Goltork2 9 points10 points ago

Because fuck you he's kirby.

[–]GreyCastle 2 points3 points ago

Getting a blow-job from Kirby would be pretty interesting.

[–]Goltork2 1 point2 points ago

Your dick would be pulled off and kirby would get a dick hat.

[–]eat-your-corn-syrup -1 points0 points ago

friction

[–]funnystuff97 1 point2 points ago

Nice to see you regurgitating all that cafeteria food... But was it really THAT bad?

[–]Todd_the_Wraith 1 point2 points ago

People are implying that when they are in college they are too poor to eat anything. They come home and eat all the food.

[–]funnystuff97 -2 points-1 points ago

Just my part of a little troll humor, but thank you for explaining it for all the idiots who haven't already guessed otherwise.

[–]MUCHKIP 4 points5 points ago

those plates must taste devine if you will

[–]lifetrout 9 points10 points ago

Divine*. If you will.

[–]MUCHKIP 3 points4 points ago

yes, of course of course. How could I be so unknowledgeable!

[–]lifetrout 4 points5 points ago

That's what we're here for ;)

[–]MUCHKIP 2 points3 points ago

+10 respect points for this good sir!

[–]define_irony 2 points3 points ago

[–]mrguy123 22 points23 points ago

It looks exactly the same, I don't see the difference.

[–]koom 0 points1 point ago

I initially thought it was the op showing how he throws up after a day at school

[–]Tautriadelta420 1 point2 points ago

This one looks a lot faster.

[–]aceshighsays 1 point2 points ago

Your mouth is like a hoover, your bf is a lucky man.

[–]Shamrock24 1 point2 points ago

The 8 year old I babysit is like an eating machine when he gets home from school..although i think his lunch time is at like 1030 and he doesn't get home til 4. I'd be pretty hungry too..

[–]squireofrnew -1 points0 points ago

Maybe you should try and... stop that.

[–]TooMuchTime87 -1 points0 points ago

you must be really fat

[–]illhaveanother7 0 points1 point ago

Up vote = That's funny! That happened to me once. Down vote = OMG people are so fat! They eat so much! wtf!!!

[–]Secret_Wizard 0 points1 point ago

Well then. TIL there was a relatively recent Kirby cartoon show. Holy smokes. Also, why the hell did they give King Dedede a Texan accent? That's hilarious

[–]Tautriadelta420 0 points1 point ago

We need a .gif of Goku doing this. Pleeaaaaaaase?

[–]yevb 0 points1 point ago

After smoking weed.

FTFY.

[–]KoneBone 0 points1 point ago

gotta go fast!

[–]ethday 0 points1 point ago

Are you 14?

[–]Cohtoh 0 points1 point ago

If someone can post a torrent link to seasons of this great show, I'll love them forever.

[–]HardSun 0 points1 point ago

no wonder everyone is fat these days!

[–]cunninliguist 0 points1 point ago

engineer?

[–]DeSanti 0 points1 point ago

I'm glad that you're being well fed, at least.

[–]bcfolz 0 points1 point ago

Well this is an old repost

[–]MajorWeenis 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if eating or vomiting.

[–]GhostalMedia 0 points1 point ago

Wait several years. Once you're done growing, you replace that with booze.

[–]kreaysean 0 points1 point ago

Haha yup!

[–]TACOfarmerXD 0 points1 point ago

I kept telling myself the end would come, that was 3 hours ago

[–]dohoneyjohn89 0 points1 point ago

I think this needs the BRAZZERS logo

[–]nameless88 0 points1 point ago

Soo, I've seen this exact same one months ago under the same name, I think.

[–]vheissu417 0 points1 point ago

when i get back from a night of drinking

[–]_Jake93 0 points1 point ago

Cheers. I'm experiencing the same as we speak.

[–]ButtonSmashing 0 points1 point ago

For me it's more like "Me when Mom came back from a 2 month work related trip."

[–]ivealreadyreddit10 0 points1 point ago

If you look away, Kirby is eating faster.

[–]92camaro 0 points1 point ago

When I smoke a joint.

FTFY

[–]Mapquestify 0 points1 point ago

How is high school these days?

[–]red321red321 1 point2 points ago

Pretty sure he inhaled everything but the kitchen sink

[–]hero0fwar -1 points0 points ago

At a [7]

[–]tux9851 -3 points-2 points ago

I feel like i've seen this somewhere

http://so-relatable.tumblr.com/page/7

[–]DrPingu76 -2 points-1 points ago

Learn to chew.

[–]Theresapicforthat -2 points-1 points ago

[–]callseveryonefaggot -3 points-2 points ago

well sorta...substitute all those food items for the fat cocks of your local faggot community and then yes this is completely accurate for you pretty much anytime faggot

[–]workerONE -2 points-1 points ago

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