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[–]Samwisely 5 points6 points ago

You missed it, so you want a pity upvote? Are pity anythings as good as the real thing?

[–]DrHawk144 22 points23 points ago

OP is a liar. His cake day is actually in 5 days.

[–]TholomewP 5 points6 points ago

This is not funny and does not belong in this subreddit. Not all pop culture references deserve to be showered with upvotes

[–]sjhill 5 points6 points ago

Sorry, I have a meeting with the Bobs...

[–]bwebb1[S] 2 points3 points ago

I wasn't aware of a meeting with them

[–]AquaShrimpp 1 point2 points ago

Has anyone seen my stabler?

[–]Aarrgonaught 0 points1 point ago

Yeah they called me at home.

[–]bwebb1[S] 1 point2 points ago

Uh, and we'll go ahead and, uh, get this all fixed up for you later.

[–]Aarrgonaught 0 points1 point ago

I'm real busy here. In fact, I'm going to have to ask you to just come back later.

[–]Serpantking45 10 points11 points ago

This has been used far to much. I now count it as a repost. BURN IN HELL!

[–]imgurbust 8 points9 points ago

repost is such a strong word..

[–]MUCHKIP 3 points4 points ago

have you ever been to /r/spideymeme ? didnt think so

[–]dont_press_ctrl-W 4 points5 points ago

Isn't there a rule against posts begging for upvotes? Mods should delete this post.

[–]notimetoexplain11 4 points5 points ago

ok. fine, but just ONE

[–]blakeready710 2 points3 points ago

[–]ferafish 1 point2 points ago

Spent far too much time on that. Apparently, there is no one with the username bulbasaur on here. There is a user named mooooooooooooooo. Yes, that many o's.

[–]Johnnyok 1 point2 points ago

Instead of begging for upvotes on cakeday, why not do something to earn them?

[–]A_Stupid_Cat 2 points3 points ago

Well, I did miss my cake day. That year sure did fly by.

[–]a7xrob87 2 points3 points ago

I'm going to have to go ahead and give you an upvote on Saturday too, ok?

[–]TheArgo 1 point2 points ago

Downvoted because fuck you

[–]Godinplayer 1 point2 points ago

You were going to fucking scam us for up-votes twice you asshole...

[–]AquaShrimpp -1 points0 points ago

Mmmkay...

[–]raistlin11 2 points3 points ago

Redditor since:2011-09-28 (1 year) heres your cakeday my good sir.

[–]barfingbologna 0 points1 point ago

ooh ooh, do me! do me!

[–]Amateur_Ninja -1 points0 points ago

Im not sure how to feel about the fact that I upvotes this.

[–]IWillDownvoteAllCats -1 points0 points ago

No cat & Office Space reference instead? You get my support.

[–]goatsnshit 1 point2 points ago

Hahahahahaha

[–]teerev 1 point2 points ago

ive missed both mine.....is it a big deal?

[–]kickpuncher08 1 point2 points ago

nah I've probably seen some variation of this at least twice.

[–]BoggleHead -1 points0 points ago

SHIT. Mine was three days ago....

[–]TheHumanSuitcase 0 points1 point ago

Why is OP getting downvoted!?!!

[–]barfingbologna 0 points1 point ago

I missed mine, too :( I'm no good at this! Have some belated karma <3

[–]WonkaKnowsBest -1 points0 points ago

Well OP, you're pretty much the biggest faggot I know. Not only do you go around saying things like "repost from seriously like yesterday" or "Fuck you and your repost". But then you repost this. I got cancer from your f7u12 posts even more than i usually would which is saying something. I hate your content and quite frankly regret clicking on your name. I decided not to downvote everything I thought was bad on your history because I didn't want to see [-100] next to your name because that seemed a little harsh seeing as how badly you want karma. And if you missed it...I hate you.

[–]bwebb1[S] 0 points1 point ago

buddy, if you want to downvote me to hell, by all means go ahead. I will not retaliate in any manner, and don't care if you do. I really don't give a flying bird's shit about your negativity. And please, go be a delta bravo somewhere else. I don't need karma, because really, its just internet points. Sure, its kinda cool to say you have a bunch, but i don't parade around saying I have x amount of link karma. I'm just trying to lighten people's days up, entertain the masses, and if i get some karma in the process, cool beans.

[–]ProNewbie 0 points1 point ago

Well I laughed, so here's an upvote, even had to sign in to do it.

[–]bieberhole82 -4 points-3 points ago

Does asking for karma actually work please?

[–]ThatMetalBrony666 -1 points0 points ago

Guess not.

[–]imgurbust -1 points0 points ago

i want to know more about this 10 step process on blocking porn you have.

[–]bindsaybindsay 0 points1 point ago

I upvoted you from 666 to 667. Crisis averted.