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[–]RICH_LITTLE 4 points5 points ago

and what, pray-tell, is so very bad about nerds?

[–]stellareddit 4 points5 points ago

According to the diagram, they aren't handsome.

[–]NeverrSummer 1 point2 points ago

That's what I don't like about this diagram. If it just said ugly there fine, but how does nerd fit there?

[–]cindreiaishere 0 points1 point ago

I imagine they mean nerd less in the modern "I'm geeky and I am really into my hobbies way" and more as the 90's "I have no friends and speak fluent Klingon as I touch myself in class".

[–]toe2thaknee 4 points5 points ago

So over 20% of all men are completely smart, completely nice, and completely handsome? Whoever made this is clearly not included in the green circle, and needs to stop being a whiny bitch about his ex gf.

[–]RandomxKitty 3 points4 points ago

Someone is bitter...

[–]Malex_Wolf -1 points0 points ago

Uh-oh, someone's been having single cramps...

[–]Sitcom_For 0 points1 point ago

Middle segment is wrong. I already did the math - bitch+bitch+bitch = my ex

[–]Grindstone50k 2 points3 points ago

"Solve for X"

x = bitch.

[–]george1st -1 points0 points ago

I know some handsome nerds... both of these are completely wrong... and both are sexist