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[–]52hurts 315 points316 points ago

[–]lethargicwalrus 54 points55 points ago

This one seems a little bit rapey.

[–]emoban 5 points6 points ago

My school's mascot was the Mule. and all the ladies' sports were "Lady Mules" (WTF?). But these are pretty bad (/awesome): http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/30849

[–]lunartree 10 points11 points ago

I'd name my team the Slendermen.

[–]turtlekitty30 4 points5 points ago

Laughed so hard I woke up my dogs. Awesome.

[–]smififty 68 points69 points ago

E Pluribus Anus

[–]iambecomedeath7 79 points80 points ago

I came here to talk about the human being. Glad someone beat me to it.

[–]nihilisticzealot 18 points19 points ago

I came here to talk about people talking about the human being... I am not glad you beat me to it.

[–]voteddownward 23 points24 points ago

... I came.

[–]SPER 14 points15 points ago

... I saw..

[–]IsAnyoneHungry 26 points27 points ago

I conquered the idea of a free Caesar salad bar!

[–]ObviousAnswerGuy 4 points5 points ago

OP's picture is City College's mascot

[–]knirefnel 6 points7 points ago

Damn thing always reminds me of Jacob's Ladder for some reason

[–]deathbytray 2 points3 points ago

Mascot fight: human being vs. avian being.

[–]ggggggggggggggggggg 22 points23 points ago

G?

[–]revoopychris 13 points14 points ago

And the award for worst novelty account goes to...

[–]Oct2006 45 points46 points ago

... arrowtotheknee

[–]zaphod_85 13 points14 points ago

What about that one with the offensive babytalk? Or just_repeats_you? Or types_with_my_penis? Arrow to the knee is tame compared to those clowns.

[–]ConfusesUrNameLoudly 31 points32 points ago

GOOD POINT, TAMPON_85!

[–]zaphod_85 10 points11 points ago

Alright, I'll give you this one, but only because I laughed and I've never seen you before. Don't let me catch you being a nuisance, though. Remember: in everything, moderation is key.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

all while simultaneously you fail to use italics/bold in moderation!

I mean, a single bold word in the middle of an italicized setence?! YOU'RE A MONSTER

[–]zaphod_85 2 points3 points ago

I wanted to emphasize that phrase, and especially emphasize the word "moderation." I like my style choices.

[–]delicatelittleflower 1 point2 points ago

My personal favorite is readsYourComments

[–]Oct2006 1 point2 points ago

He's not too bad. Right? Guys? :(

[–]Oct2006 1 point2 points ago

Okay, I'll give you those. I forgot about most of them. I try to put annoying novelties out of mind and tend to ignore them, effectively making me forget about them. Until I see them again. Then the process starts over.

[–]GentlemanPlusScholar 10 points11 points ago

What? That account almost singlehandedly killed that meme. Thank god he did it when he did, or it might have gone on much longer.

[–]AScholarlyGentleman 12 points13 points ago

My brother. I have found you.

[–]616eyz 3 points4 points ago

[–]s1pher 2 points3 points ago

Greendale ... from the tv show community. Very funny

[–]andr0meda 4 points5 points ago

[–]Baller-Annie 2 points3 points ago

He goes from Seal, to Seal's teeth.

[–]BeatsbyChrisBrown 1 point2 points ago

Killll meeeee...

[–]magic_is_might 3 points4 points ago

Yep, I'd say the Human Being is right up there.

[–]Tickle_Me_Never 46 points47 points ago

Who the hell would chose a pigeon for their school mascot?

[–]SlothVision 36 points37 points ago

My high school's mascot was the pigeon. It was an art school in an office building in the middle of downtown, Pigeon made sense. Also we didn't have a sports field.

[–]ForgettableUsername 17 points18 points ago

So where did your football team practice?

[–]Salmontaxi 23 points24 points ago

art school

Since when do artists do physical activity?

[–]HilariousScreenname 11 points12 points ago

woosh.gif

[–]keyree 1 point2 points ago

In the street, would be my guess.

[–]tattatron 1 point2 points ago

new world in miami? that sculpture with the pigeon that had gouged out eyes was creepy as fuck

[–]Dr___Awkward 13 points14 points ago

It's better than my school's mascot. My school is named after Teddy Roosevelt and we're the Rough Riders. Not only is it an inaccurate name (very few of the Rough Riders actually ride horses up San Juan Hill), but somebody a while back thought that it would actually be a good idea to call a group of teenagers the Rough Riders. The number of sex jokes is never ending.

[–]fish4me 8 points9 points ago

HAH you think that's bad? There is a local high school near me where the mascot is a beet digger.

[–]Quadren4 2 points3 points ago

Pics or it didn't happen.

[–]fish4me 4 points5 points ago

http://www.brushschools.org/sites/default/files/ARTWORK.JPG Couldn't find a picture of the mascot, it is a VERY small school and I doubt people are lining up dress up as a beet digger.

[–]lakerfan91 5 points6 points ago

A rival school of mine were the Pretzels. No joke.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freeport_High_School_(Illinois)

[–]powernut 0 points1 point ago

At least it isn't one of the usual menagerie of lions, tigers, cougars, wolverines, eagles, badgers, and bobcats.

[–]qqsharp 27 points28 points ago

The poor thing is almost begging us to end his miserable and tormented existence

[–]do7com 8 points9 points ago

Yea, most lepers feel this way, especially the bird ones.

[–]trance_addict 26 points27 points ago

[–]uneekfreek 9 points10 points ago

r/peoplewithbirdheads

[–]coonster 7 points8 points ago

/r/peoplewithbirdheads

Link for the lazy.

[–]MasterAardwolf 2 points3 points ago

Needs another slash so lazy people don't have to type. (this comment is practically a marathon for people like me)

[–]uneekfreek 2 points3 points ago

I was too lazy to perform the proper action.

[–]SirDouch 71 points72 points ago

[–]Loki364 30 points31 points ago

Suck my balls!

[–]PFCDoofles 15 points16 points ago

SUCK mmmmy BALLS!

[–]CraftyWilby 1 point2 points ago

Could be my favorite episUCK my Baaaaaalls!

[–]lowsignal 1 point2 points ago

Love that show

[–]johkonut 21 points22 points ago

[–]ator1 13 points14 points ago

Is there any proof that this is actually a school mascot?

[–]MLJHydro 14 points15 points ago

No, and it isn't even a person in a costume. The proportions are wrong.

[–]tomdarch 10 points11 points ago

Looks a lot more like sculpture/art, which explains the disturbing character.

[–]AVeryMadFish 2 points3 points ago

I'm pretty sure it's at the D.C. metro in one of the stations.

[–]AWildSketchAppeared 142 points143 points ago

[–]XeroG 82 points83 points ago

I love how you included the single token black cheerleader. So politically correct.

[–]etan_causale 31 points32 points ago

The one on the far right? Asian. Cultural Diversity achieved!

[–]bmckinney323 30 points31 points ago

But where is the cheerleader in the wheelchair?!

[–]Geroots 27 points28 points ago

And the Fat and/or Ugly one?

[–]bmckinney323 25 points26 points ago

That would be the flag girl..

[–]turtlekitty30 9 points10 points ago

Wow. Schools still have flag girls?

[–]zublits 8 points9 points ago

Sensitivity doesn't extend to fat or ugly people.

[–]i_am_law 6 points7 points ago

because they have a thick layer of protective hide

[–]exps 3 points4 points ago

acknowledging black people exist is politically correct? what

[–]danrennt98 13 points14 points ago

checkin out dem titties up close

[–]_Shanghai_ 31 points32 points ago

[–]cpnHindsight 24 points25 points ago

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 8 points9 points ago

Mordecai, no means no!

[–]Crapaholic 1 point2 points ago

CAHNGGGCAW

[–]msmorize 8 points9 points ago

I actually think it's cute.

[–]kevinwoodward 9 points10 points ago

Looks like an SCP creation.

[–]Whalebark 6 points7 points ago

SCP-173 is what came to mind for me.

[–]murtadi007 8 points9 points ago

I was snooping within my high school library last spring and came across this photograph in the ~1970's yearbook...

[–]DGer 6 points7 points ago

That's a badass picture. I bet those dudes totally banged those chicks while that Cookie Monster-looking thing watched.

[–]semibro 5 points6 points ago

Nookie Monster

[–]xxf1sh3rxx 6 points7 points ago

Hank?

[–]Flyingfruit 2 points3 points ago

[–]FightTheDown 5 points6 points ago

Hank The Pigeon caved in.

[–]dreamendDischarger 3 points4 points ago

This is so disturbing it would make an excellent SCP with the right story.

[–]Andyu86 7 points8 points ago

Depressed pigeon is depressed.

[–]CocoSavege 1 point2 points ago

[–]SIOS 2 points3 points ago

"Please welcome to the field, your Norman Bates High School Pigeon Gimps!"

[–]GunRaptor 1 point2 points ago

This needs to be made into an SCP....

[–]Shayne-x 2 points3 points ago

Why does that monstrosity have 3rd degree burns on its feet?

[–]0-catch 2 points3 points ago

Hatoful Boyfriend?

[–]TheHolyCob 1 point2 points ago

Hatoful boyfriend, the un-anime edition

[–]10inchPianists 0 points1 point ago

SUCK MY BALLS

[–]Doomguy13 1 point2 points ago

I would run into the stands and sneak in between people, randomly jumping and screaming. I'd most likely get fired, but totally worth it.

[–]imadeyouanaccount8 1 point2 points ago

What the actual fuck...

[–]freemanhimself 0 points1 point ago

Go Pigeons?

[–]stevekink 0 points1 point ago

offspring of Bert and Bernice?

[–]Theresapicforthat 0 points1 point ago

Alfred got depressed when he found out that Ugly Sally didn't date bald pigeons http://i.imgur.com/QAEdV.jpg

[–]zombiehippie 1 point2 points ago

What the hell is up with the feet? Soaked in the blood of their opponents?

[–]SomeCityInCanada 1 point2 points ago

The feet... WHY.

[–]mrbackproblem20 0 points1 point ago

those eyes are boring into my mind, its like a nightmare

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

If someone modded the 'slender' game to have this creepy ass motherfucker follow you around in the darkness, it would be substantially more terrifying.

[–]sje46 1 point2 points ago

I'm thinking this is actually an art piece. There's no evidence here that this is actually a school mascot.

[–]pleiades9 1 point2 points ago

It's the feet and the hands that make it so creepy. Dear god why?

[–]itsthenewdan 0 points1 point ago

Reminded me of this

[–]eman462 0 points1 point ago

PUT THAT AWAY

[–]clueGLUE 0 points1 point ago

Maybe he was tarred and feathered? Bad day.

[–]C_X_C 1 point2 points ago

[–]Spirit0fRadi0 0 points1 point ago

Is your username a rush reference?

[–]Foley1 0 points1 point ago

http://imgur.com/jvYpK something reminds me...

[–]themanofawesomeness 0 points1 point ago

Pigeons are fuckin' intimidating.

[–]pythondick666 0 points1 point ago

damn!

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 0 points1 point ago

[–]swarmingblackcats 1 point2 points ago

Aww yiss...

[–]Ratha77 1 point2 points ago

[–]captchyanotapassword 0 points1 point ago

You can say that again.

[–]paintchips_beef 0 points1 point ago

DM:FA

[–]Flutterdream 0 points1 point ago

I find the most disturbing part is that it's a pigeon. Pigeon's shit on everyone. Does that make sense for a mascot?

[–]nebbie13 0 points1 point ago

You have a pigeon for a mascot? The gutterbird? Original.

[–]EnderFrith 0 points1 point ago

This looks like it could be an album cover for an indie rock band. Just sayin'.

[–]petrov32 1 point2 points ago

I was hoping for the Greendale human.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Slendermascot.

[–]AVeryMadFish 0 points1 point ago

Was this pic taken in a D.C. subway station?

[–]teacherfromhell 1 point2 points ago

I that a fledgling Manbird?

[–]I_Was_LarryVlad 0 points1 point ago

Anorexic pigeon? What school name is needed for a mascot like THAT?

[–]Grimnirsbeard 0 points1 point ago

All I see is a pidgin on a bench.

[–]willuvbb 0 points1 point ago

anyone ever hear of scrotie?

[–]TakeMyMoneyPlz 0 points1 point ago

"Kill meeeeeeeee"

[–]lazyeyez775 0 points1 point ago

So they're school mascot is the PIGEON BOYS!

[–]blinker265 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why anyone would choose a flying rodent (and as sad looking one at that) as a mascot.

[–]calbent 0 points1 point ago

Looks like those bird guys off of metroid

[–]somthingwicked 0 points1 point ago

Esteemed members of the alumni, I present to you our new mascot, "Lonely the Gutterbird".

[–]Meatslinger 1 point2 points ago

SCP-173 just earned a new cell-mate.

[–]p47121ck 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of this for some reason

[–]MeEvilBob 0 points1 point ago

I'd do it, that is a chick in there right?

[–]Arandy05 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of the Man Birds from Ugly Americans.

[–]FeculentUtopia 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if they could make a custom Realdoll that looks like that...

[–]faithful_sta11ion 0 points1 point ago

Horror movie producer should know about its existence

[–]BranFlakes188 0 points1 point ago

[–]d0hhhboy 0 points1 point ago

I guess douche and turd weren't on the ballot

[–]utterdamnnonsense 0 points1 point ago

Whoa, this isn't /r/birdswitharms

[–]Dseraphino 0 points1 point ago

Grandma?

[–]I3oscO 0 points1 point ago

Its Pervert pigeon

[–]username_not_relevan 0 points1 point ago

It's Slenderbird!!

[–]imcharginmalaza 0 points1 point ago

Archimedes!!!

[–]jozhop 0 points1 point ago

PIGEON BOYS

[–]Pwnto 0 points1 point ago

Did they shave it or something?

[–]michaelthestate 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes I browse rdddit drunk. This shit is messed up. That churn sucks.

[–]Selene77790 1 point2 points ago

Dear god that thing needs it's own SCP file

[–]Uriziel 0 points1 point ago

looks like a pigeon on meth

[–]CodeNameAcme 0 points1 point ago

From the mind of Guillermo Del Toro.

[–]JamoWRage 0 points1 point ago

What the flying fuck is this doing here?!

[–]wyedg 0 points1 point ago

He likes to stomp his victims to death. Hence the blood stained feet.

[–]Valdrec 0 points1 point ago

Holy fucking fuck. I think I gave myself nightmares imagining how it would walk.

[–]TribalLion 0 points1 point ago

Jesus Christ! That's fking horrifying! Why is it allowed to exist?!

[–]Burtsbees 0 points1 point ago

It's Budgie a Welsh hard rock/heavy metal band.

[–]DCBizzle 0 points1 point ago

k-kill.... meeeee....

[–]Derpaah 0 points1 point ago

The toes :c

[–]cyberstud696 0 points1 point ago

Well he wasn't lying about disturbing.

[–]fellownord 0 points1 point ago

Wrong subreddit, bro. Cute little animals go to r/aww.

[–]AScholarlyGentleman 0 points1 point ago

My boyfriend's school mascot is a dead rat.

[–]Reddevil2a8 0 points1 point ago

He looks depressed.

[–]Fjordbaanger 0 points1 point ago

That doesn't look disturbing, it looks depressing. Fuck, that pigeon looks sad.

[–]TurboFresh 0 points1 point ago

r/birdswitharms would appreciate this

[–]J_Jammer 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if the other pigeons are jealous.

[–]Laughing_Chipmunk 0 points1 point ago

does this remind anyone of beserk?

[–]iam_fat_guy_ 0 points1 point ago

Uglycot

[–]watermelonpickle 0 points1 point ago

I must have this costume.

[–]PzGren 0 points1 point ago

wtf, aids pigeon?

[–]b0rnfresh -1 points0 points ago

rapey rapey here i comey

[–]Baby_Arbitrageur 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a pinata.

[–]origamirobot 0 points1 point ago

I knew of a school's mascot that was a Vitruvian Man. Now that would be disturbing to see. >_<

[–]Hurriquake 0 points1 point ago

that looks like my pet falcon i had. it escaped one day and bit my grandmother in the face. she tried to punch it but she was too slow and the swing missed and she ended up punching my 2 year old cousin in the face.

[–]MadJack94 0 points1 point ago

I feel like shooting the dude with a bb gun.

[–]PIRATE_WITH_HERPES 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of this video.

[–]texaspoet 0 points1 point ago

All my life, all I ever wanted to be was a goodfeather.

[–]MateotheKing -1 points0 points ago

LOL.

[–]NitrosDragon 0 points1 point ago

Chozo?

[–]for_kicks 0 points1 point ago

Let's welcome onto the field Hooty!, the sad, emaciated holocaust victim pigeon representing Warsaw High School! You know Jeff, it's amazing to see such a scrawny pathetic pigeon run out here and really get the crowd riled up, these Polish parents just love a good football game. And there it is! The start of the game with a coin toss!

[–]Deathboy23 1 point2 points ago

"suck my balls" - 😉ugly Americans lol

[–]Qb9 0 points1 point ago

Fire Walker human feet shoulder scar Pigeon!

[–]thclaw 0 points1 point ago

Probably the italian version of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVdlkv5heqk

[–]delicatelittleflower 0 points1 point ago

Slender mans mascot pigeon

[–]benesatto 0 points1 point ago

looks very Silent Hill-ey

[–]poobag6969 0 points1 point ago

[–]rudditte 0 points1 point ago

Full Metal Alchemist anyone ?

[–]tehgreyghost 0 points1 point ago

Pigeons are just dish towels with wings

[–]rollerpigeons 0 points1 point ago

I want that!! It's flippin' sweet!

[–]silverwarbler 0 points1 point ago

I would take that home in a second!

[–]analogkid1 0 points1 point ago

A de-feathered pigeon?

[–]shrike26 0 points1 point ago

Major Medical Boooiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

... or 1960s Doctor Who villain

[–]AkihabaraBoy 0 points1 point ago

Flying rats.

Except the racing type.

[–]Sieg581 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure this is an image from SCP

[–]kowkiller34 0 points1 point ago

Welcome to bird town high, We shit on the competition.