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[–]Cossil 1398 points1399 points ago

This... this has to be a coincidence. I... R.I.P. /u/pcc987

Edit: According to the article, the man is not dead. I hope, if this is pcc987, that he will come back to tell the tale.

Edit2: Busted. Man, pcc987 is going to be confused as fuck when he logs back on.

[–]goodolclint 1766 points1767 points ago

His name is Patrick guys, we're good.

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/qzn67/remember_patrick_a_year_ago_some_nsfl_with_good/c41qxgg

:Edit: I should include the guy who got mauled is named David Villalobos:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/22/bronx-zoo-bashuta-tiger-mauled-david-villalobos_n_1905695.html

:Edit2: His middle initial is "M":

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/david-m-villalobos/36/b62/388

:Edit3: According to the NY Daily News article David is a real estate agent while pcc987 says he works at an architectural firm.

The same article describes David as "a devoted vegan" while pcc987 says he enjoys cheese

Also /u/poncythug points out the picture pcc987 has posted of himself does not look like David's profile pictures

:Edit4: pcc987 also mentions eating chicken and that he works in a small office. David's company's website says they have over 500 employees, and 5 offices.

He also describes himself as an architect and not a "Real Estate Agent" as is listed on David's LinkedIn

:Edit5: /u/taketheRedPill7 says he went to high school with David and isn't sure if it's the same guy. pcc987 says he grew up in Oregon (at least that's my take on it). I've asked taketheRedPill7 for comment.

:Edit6: /u/Occams_Berreta has a possible explaination of pcc987's username.

:Edit7: (Final Edit) /u/taketheRedPill7 replied that he grew up in NY and not Oregon, Also the NYPD said Villalobos was not intoxicated while /u/pcc987 said he would go to the zoo after drinking.

tl;dr: There are more crazy people in New York City than we'd thought.

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[–]Curtisbeef 258 points259 points ago

[–]BeezowPooPoo_ZGopGop 294 points295 points ago

Fuck.

[–]immatellyouwhat 187 points188 points ago

Doesn't mean someone saw that thread and was still inspired to jump in.

[–]hectorjelly 73 points74 points ago

Believe!

[–]ZML09 7 points8 points ago

[–]gooddaysir 5 points6 points ago

Maybe Patrick got cold feet at the last minute. Instead of jumping in himself, he pushed the unsuspecting David Villalobos in to see how it would work out. Patrick almost murdered David.

[–]spacefox00 65 points66 points ago

Let's face it.. we all want this to be true.

...I'm a horrible person.

[–]tblackwood 77 points78 points ago

HIS NAME, WAS DAVID VILLALOBOS

HIS NAME, WAS DAVID VILLALOBOS

[–]mrRico 87 points88 points ago

it still could have been the other redditor!

[–]goodolclint 70 points71 points ago

You mean the guy who posted this one?

[–]mrRico 34 points35 points ago

yeah. he is in stable condition.

[–]goodolclint 6 points7 points ago

I like the cut of your jib Mr. Rico.

[–]pcc987 8 points9 points ago

My god man... that is a LOT of research... all you had to do was ask.

[–]karmahawk 74 points75 points ago

That doesn't confirm that his name is Patrick. I lied about my name being Dane for the sake of Karma like a week ago. Why? Because points.

[–]goodolclint 21 points22 points ago

Apparently, pcc987 works for an architectural firm

Also Some of the articles mention David being a Vegan, while pcc987 mentions eating cheese

[–]theodrixx 22 points23 points ago

He could just be vegetarian and this fact could have been misreported.

I really want this to be true, you guys.

[–]wadcann 24 points25 points ago

Maybe we just underestimate the number of 25-year-old men trying to jump into the Bronx Zoo tiger pit on an average day. I mean, there could be dozens, and this guy was just a little more ingenious.

[–]tannersnotreal 8 points9 points ago

GOD. FUCKING. DAMMIT.

[–]mewditto 15 points16 points ago

The article doesn't say the mans name.

[–]PRO_digious 68 points69 points ago

According to the article, he wanted to be one with the tigers. Definitely a redditor, no doubt about it.

[–]MyBrotherWillHackYou 5 points6 points ago

You're a redditor.

[–]raspberryfrenchfry 5 points6 points ago

David PATRICK Villalobos

[–]rewere3 1076 points1077 points ago

He hasn't posted on reddit today. This can't be real... right?

[–]Cossil 700 points701 points ago

Since he is in stable conditions, if this is real we will most likely hear about it.

[–]dontlemmedown 1418 points1419 points ago

The things these fuckers will do for karma..

[–]rewere3 1344 points1345 points ago

/r/KarmaConspiracy: Redditor mauled by tiger for that sweet karma.

[–]SkaveRat 633 points634 points ago

worth it

[–]Divotus 310 points311 points ago

I'd get mauled by a tiger to make front page... Just once...

[–]Sooyo 242 points243 points ago

Fuck. That.

[–]Strifeee 256 points257 points ago

I'd prefer to be mauled by a cougar...If you get what I mean.

[–]blittz 92 points93 points ago

I'd rather maul the cougar...

[–]Fallout 71 points72 points ago

Giggidy.

[–]yesiamthankyou2 274 points275 points ago

No, no, no, I would definitely not fuck the tiger. That's taking this a bit far.

[–]achievable_chode44 179 points180 points ago

But the Karma..

[–]Basoran 51 points52 points ago

[–]SparklepireBETCH 30 points31 points ago

Will I get karma for it? I'll fuck it but I need to know karma is involved.

[–]Bad_Advice_Cat 9 points10 points ago

...think of the karma you would get if you got a video of the mauling going down.

[–]listofdemands 22 points23 points ago

I regret nothing!!!!!

[–]TheSandyRavage 297 points298 points ago

[–]bigninja27 136 points137 points ago

wait.... are those upvotes he's eating?

[–]endermanhunter88 139 points140 points ago

[–]ShallowBasketcase 116 points117 points ago

In my mind, upvotes taste like Doritos.

[–]BBQsauce18 46 points47 points ago

"I AMA guy who got mauled by a tiger"

[–]evalecillos 23 points24 points ago

AMA *

[–]2bananasforbreakfast 254 points255 points ago

Get karma or die tryin'.

[–]bob_newman 189 points190 points ago

brb joining the army to take pictures of toilets.

[–]manwhale 101 points102 points ago

Got mauled by a tiger because reddit told me to: AMA

[–]Turbokill 190 points191 points ago

-Deleted by mod because only "internet famous"-

[–]Hallc 26 points27 points ago

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[–]Robby712 153 points154 points ago

Small cat = lots of karma. Big cat = Lots and LOTS of karma. It was only a matter of time before someone made the connection.

[–]taketheRedPill7 128 points129 points ago

I don't know if it's him but the man in the article is from my hometown. I knew him well through middle and high school and he even sat next to me in my classes. When I turned 20, we went sky diving together in a large group so we were well aquatinted. then he kind of just disappeared..we met again at a wedding last July, had some really deep conversations together but some of what he said was sooo strange. He had a very distorted sense of reality and felt as though he was living in the matrix and dreaming all the time. He also said he was connected to animals in an inseparable spiritual way. Very eccentric. Never thought he'd do this. According to CBS, (i haven't heard from his closer friends yet) he was trying to connect with the tiger. It wasn't suicide related at all..he is a great guy.

[–]paperhat 49 points50 points ago

Did he turn 25 yesterday?

[–]habanolover 24 points25 points ago

Thats a deep ass conversation for a wedding

[–]This_guy_is_rude 11 points12 points ago

I love ass conversations. Especially when they are deep.

[–]ThePoonHunter 174 points175 points ago

He was quoted as saying he wanted to "become one with the tiger."

[–]ironfortified 185 points186 points ago

Redditor status confirmed.

[–]GoGoGadgetDownVote 82 points83 points ago

Jumping into a tiger pit and getting eaten by a tiger is one way to "become one with the tiger."

[–]blunsandbeers 36 points37 points ago

is shittywatercolour still on vacation?

[–]__TheLastDodo__ 90 points91 points ago

He also mentioned going the Bronx Zoo... Holy shit!

[–]Nemokles 92 points93 points ago

Same zoo, same age... if it's not him, it's one giant coincidence.

I've looked into it some more: it's probably not the same guy. The redditor in question once said in a comment that his name is Patrick, the guy getting mualed was named David. Looking at David's Facebook profile, he appears to be quite the fanatic, rambling on about spiritual stuff involving nature and a form of prophecy about a return of the "Sacred Feminine" on December 21st. I can't see this at all in pcc987's comments. I'm leaning towards coincidence.

[–]Mr_Titicaca 11 points12 points ago

Yeah, there's no way it's not that guy. Looking back, the guy should have worn a reddit shirt to at least reap in the karma when he comes back.

[–]JKR93 24 points25 points ago

Either real, or strong will power to stay off Reddit to add effect.

[–]poncythug 40 points41 points ago

It's unlikely it was pcc987. He posted this picture and assuming that is him, even though it's really blurry, it's clearly not David Villalobos

[–]iSmokeTheXS 105 points106 points ago

AMA Request: pcc987.

[–]mokthraka 305 points306 points ago

he posted at around 7 PM, the man was mauled at noon...

[–]ArcticSpaceman 114 points115 points ago

> Time zones

[–]oobey 21 points22 points ago

Time zones? That seems far fetched. I'm much more inclined to believe it was just good old fashioned time travel.

[–]DickMoveAdam 11 points12 points ago

Fucking magnets.

[–]CptCreep 239 points240 points ago

Thanks Debby...

[–]brandonkiel27 56 points57 points ago

ahhhh GO TO HELL!

[–]bub2000 12 points13 points ago

19:00 UTC is 3:00PM Eastern.

[–]dksprocket 19 points20 points ago

So Redditor reads the story online, then when there's a thread on Reddit about a tiger the same evening he makes a bad attempt at a joke reference to the event. Since no one else had read the story it falls flat.

Next day we all get our panties in a bunch.

[–]IAM_megatron 17 points18 points ago

Shut up Debbie Downer and let me at least pretend this really happened

[–]brezmans 16 points17 points ago

I think he earned his front page...

[–]red321red321 35 points36 points ago

If it's real then I'm sure it was done for all of the sweet, succulent karma he'll rack up by posting pictures of his wounds and by answering comments. Totally worth it.

[–]Yarik32 6 points7 points ago

Naaaaaaah it's too good of a story to be true

[–]snickles19 5 points6 points ago

What about fishwithheadphones!?

[–]Phailjure 20 points21 points ago

fishwithheadphones submitted this.

[–]TheDarkDoctor 1011 points1012 points ago

Can't wait for the AMA

[–]sevb 1166 points1167 points ago

It will probably be deleted because he's only internet famous.

[–]loves_being_that_guy 411 points412 points ago

[–]habitats 132 points133 points ago

I like this. Subbed.

[–]3825 37 points38 points ago

can we ask her to come back and do an ama? I feel so bad. I don't know what she thinks of us now ...

[–]loves_being_that_guy 28 points29 points ago

She said that she wants to come back and do one here

[–]7Snakes 11 points12 points ago

What happened?

[–]ByahhByahh 24 points25 points ago

OAG had an AMA and the moderator, SupermanV2, took it down claiming she is "internet famous" and thus not worthy of the /r/IAMA

[–]7Snakes 16 points17 points ago

Well that sucks. Poor OAG.

[–]Spicy_Poo 119 points120 points ago

I don't understand this concept. Only Internet famous. Only the internet, the largest medium for information ever known to man kind, linking people across the globe and enabling real-time communication among people thousands of miles apart. One of the most important developments in our time.. Only internet famous, the largest, most influential form of media ever to exist.

[–]Scot430 67 points68 points ago

Well if it was a news article I wouldn't say he is only internet famous.

[–]mslade 92 points93 points ago

They're referring to the AMA featuring Overly Attached Girlfriend that was shut down because she's "internet famous", to much disapproval from her fans.

Edit: They did this with Bad Luck Brian, too.

[–]KumaKaiju 125 points126 points ago

Who the fuck cares how she is famous? If someone wants to ask her anything then that should be enough

[–]rhetorikill 23 points24 points ago

After AMA got it's Pee Pee touch from the president, it forgot alllll about who has always been there to touch it's Pee Pee for all these years....

By which I mean the internet, not overly attached girlfriend.

[–]TuNeCedeMalis 98 points99 points ago

Wait, really? We get AmA's for people with unprovable medical conditions, yet internet famous people get shut down?

What's the motive behind that?

[–]uchiha_hatake 149 points150 points ago

Mods of AMA on huge power trip me thinks

[–]TadpolesIsAWinner 24 points25 points ago

Fuck supermanv2!

[–]persimm0n 40 points41 points ago

Hubris

[–]DextrosKnight 64 points65 points ago

mods that are jealous because they aren't internet famous, I would imagine.

[–]Battletooth 21 points22 points ago

And Bad Luck Brian. They were made to do their IAMAs in /r/adviceanimals

[–]GroundWalker 20 points21 points ago

Wait...what?

You can do AMAs about pretty much anything...except for that? ಠ_ಠ

[–]guitmusic11 9 points10 points ago

Luckily there's some story to it so he can jus say I was mauled by a tiger. AMA

[–]onowahoo 7 points8 points ago

Supermanv2 to be burned at the stake!!

[–]JustMadeYouYawn 66 points67 points ago

Did it hurt?

[–]TheyCallMeStone 62 points63 points ago

Nah, its just a flesh wound.

[–]Phrozen761 80 points81 points ago

Cant wait for the tiger's AMA

[–]megustadotjpg 13 points14 points ago

Yeah, I would really like to know what that poor tiger was thinking.

[–]FeebleOldMan 206 points207 points ago

David Villalobos explains why he did it.

Still no idea if it's pcc987 though.

[–]fathermocker 231 points232 points ago

His reason, they said, was that "he wanted to be one with the tiger."

Yep, sounds like a typical redditor.

Ninja edit: Journalists can be creepy stalkers sometimes:

Villalobos' Facebook page makes clear his infatuation with wildlife. One of several postings from Thursday was a photo of a tiger licking a cub, and the comment, "Nice." Another was of a black jaguar.

An earlier post displayed a promo for a movie called "Facing Animals," a Dutch documentary about "the complex and often bizarre relationship between man and animal."

His comment: "This looks fascinating."

[–]peterabelard 208 points209 points ago

"Nice"

Maybe it's just me, but the way the paragraph is written makes him sound like some pervert.

[–]armyofpuppies 9 points10 points ago

I just said that like 5 minutes in another thread above. STOP READING MY MIND!

[–]spinster69 2 points3 points ago

beastial phedophilic voyeur?

[–]ChesterCopperpot96 15 points16 points ago

If he was eaten, he surely would be "one with the tiger"

[–]kingtrewq 12 points13 points ago

Ah, the twitter generation journalist in its natural habitat

[–]Limitedcomments 25 points26 points ago

It was unclear when that would happen or if the 25-year-old real estate agent had an attorney.

Shit this might actually be real.

[–]_my_troll_account 40 points41 points ago

Clarification on reddit advice: Lawyer up first then jump into the tiger cage.

[–]BinaryRunt 161 points162 points ago

He recalled being dragged by the tiger by the foot, and afterwards being able to pet the tiger.

Balls of steel.

[–]lil_nate_dogg 107 points108 points ago

OP DELIVERS BIG!

[–]loveNpeaceEric 47 points48 points ago

If it is him then he is a man of his word. A stupid man, but a man none the less.

[–]Amateur_Superhero 342 points343 points ago

I don't know why everyone feels sorry for the guy. Think of all the sweet karma he's going to haul in when he posts an imgur album from his hotel room.

[–]TheLordHumungous 173 points174 points ago

More like hospital room...

[–]DarkCaptain 106 points107 points ago

More like jail cell...

[–]cheeblet 84 points85 points ago

Could have been inside the tiger...

[–]livefreeordont 30 points31 points ago

this reminds me of the book life of pi, the man actually is the tiger!

edit: spoiler to make HiImGarrett not look bad

[–]HiImGarrett 66 points67 points ago

I just started reading that book. If that is a spoiler, I'm going to find you and stomp on your taint with cleats.

[–]livefreeordont 22 points23 points ago

i feel like absolute shit now, man im sorry. i really hate when people do that and now im one of them

[–]HiImGarrett 99 points100 points ago

It's okay, dude. We all make mistakes lol. But seriously. Prepare your taint.

[–]Kowzz 11 points12 points ago

More like cage....

[–]onionchoppingninja 27 points28 points ago

Don't drag Nic Cage into this....

[–]Nullvoid123 12 points13 points ago

You're right, he'll drag himself into it..

[–]Sartro 119 points120 points ago

Most likely not the same guy. The real tiger guy's facebook page is chock full of new age/pseudoscience images, whereas this guy's comment history doesn't seem to hint at any interest in that at all. They both like animals but, well, that doesn't mean much.

[–]JasonGD1982 89 points90 points ago

I'm sure there is more than one person willing to jump in a tiger cage on their 25th birthday in NYC.

[–]BinaryRunt 50 points51 points ago

If you have a crazy idea, it's probably being done somewhere in NY..

[–]tumadre124 78 points79 points ago

September 21, 2012: The day OP took delivering to the next level.

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 481 points482 points ago

Way to go reddit, you almost killed a man.

[–]crazybutnotsane 435 points436 points ago

♫ ♫ Put a tiger against his head

Pulled your trigger, now he's in a hospital bed ♫ ♫

[–]bob_newman 153 points154 points ago

3 years and 2 days

yet...cakeday...

[–]Ringmonkey84 193 points194 points ago

Leap year

[–]CdeoD 82 points83 points ago

The one time this is a valid excuse.

[–]SkaveRat 19 points20 points ago

my whole life is a lie

[–]alarienne 37 points38 points ago

Tigger

FTFY

[–]Ballistica 21 points22 points ago

Mamma, life has just begun, but now ive gone and thrown all that Karma awayyyy

[–]mus0u 35 points36 points ago

Mammaaaaaaaaaa~ooooooooooooooooh

Didn't mean to make him try

If he's not postin' back this time tomorrow

carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

[–]HerrCo 33 points34 points ago

Are..are we 4chan yet?

[–]BlameJuice 83 points84 points ago

I like how this is posted under 'funny'

[–]tarrox1992 77 points78 points ago

It is quite hilarious.

[–]spookytj 33 points34 points ago

He didnt die. If he died it would be in R/WTF

[–]SpaghettiLeftovers 56 points57 points ago

If he comes back and does a follow up AMA I think he will have earned his stripes.

[–]Net-Junkey 137 points138 points ago

If it was him he would have already posted "look who I ran into today"... Actually nice opportunity for karma.

[–]dzadnik 139 points140 points ago

A Siberian tiger critically injured a man...

[–]toinfinitiandbeyond 141 points142 points ago

"look who nom nom nomed on me today!"

[–]IOnlyMakeTenComments 191 points192 points ago

"DAE get eaten by tigers?"

[–]faaarmer 83 points84 points ago

TIL Tigers have sharp teeth, perfect for tearing apart flesh.

[–]voneahhh 44 points45 points ago

LPT: when becoming one with a tiger, avoid the claws!

[–]ultima1209 25 points26 points ago

[M]y pl[A]yful friend

[–]fathermocker 9 points10 points ago

[–]toinfinitiandbeyond 9 points10 points ago

[–]micahk2 21 points22 points ago

AMA Request: Siberian Tiger that mauled pcc987

[–]jakemyers7 17 points18 points ago

A Siberian tiger critically injured a man...

[–]YoureInAGhostStory 21 points22 points ago

A Siberian tiger critically injured a man...

[–]thetones 23 points24 points ago

Unless he's dead.

[–]namochan 20 points21 points ago

Happy cake day! Wanna tiger?

[–]duckwithahat 9 points10 points ago

Happy cake day!!

[–]IDlOT 22 points23 points ago

OH FUCK DON'T TELL ANDERSON COOPER. HE ALREADY DOESN'T LIKE US.

[–]calebplaysbass 21 points22 points ago

Am I the only person that noticed that he was saved by workers armed with fire extinguishers? I think we need to give fair notice to the balls of steel it must take to go after a tiger with nothing but a fire extinguisher.

[–]hillbenni 21 points22 points ago

Fuck, i'm 25 today. Fortunately my city only has penguins and sea lions. Anyway, wish me luck.

[–]RandellThor 58 points59 points ago

Damnit Reddit, we talked about this

[–]Chicken65 17 points18 points ago

When redditors go outside.

[–]jefuchs 18 points19 points ago

In the news story, the guy said he wanted to be "one with the tiger." He had posted in a thread about a woman who was cuddling a tiger. He lives in New York.

Reddit, call your attorney!

[–]junk_bond 15 points16 points ago

This is why we can't have nice things

[–]beefnchicken 80 points81 points ago

This is why we can't have nice things Reddit.

[–]Nullvoid123 19 points20 points ago

You're right, I mean he could have at least taken the tiger out to dinner or something before jumping in like that..

[–]HeyMrDeadMan 182 points183 points ago

Oh please let this be real

[–]Jajakaha 73 points74 points ago

Thats horrible 0.0

[–]TheMightySpork 237 points238 points ago

Why? If someone was going to jump into a pit of giant cats it might as well have been a redditor.

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[–]TheMightySpork 10 points11 points ago

Negative.

[–]plasmatic 9 points10 points ago

It already happened so...

[–]ApplesauceCat 23 points24 points ago

more like pcp987...

[–]weusedtovacation 25 points26 points ago

AMA request: the tiger

[–]Spezticle_Spence 11 points12 points ago

OP is good.

[–]tractortractor 11 points12 points ago

OP Delivered

[–]IceColdCarnivore 25 points26 points ago

after a quick google, it appears that this pcc987 is located in New York and has the same birthday...

http://www.vrayforc4d.net/portal/users/pcc987

HMMM...

[–]hapaxLegomina 8 points9 points ago

Next, Reddit convinces itself to stay in school and consequently pulls America out of its recession.

[–]AOIM_CubanJ 28 points29 points ago

i want to believe...

[–]freshsownmoonstone 6 points7 points ago

According to his comment history, he does live in NYC as well...

[–]LyuboLove 6 points7 points ago

writing of doing it on reddit: 43 points

actually doing it: 12357502 points.

[–]A1CArtwood 6 points7 points ago

If this was in fact the result of someone doing something somebody on the internet told him, then maybe it's for the best he's taken out of the gene pool.

[–]dan10981 6 points7 points ago

Might be a little stalkeree but, in /u/pcc987 comments he says he's was from Oregon. The papers say the guy's name is David Villalobos. According to this there was a David Villalobos in Oregon back then.

[–]slow56k 13 points14 points ago

Time to punch your attorney, reinstall the Facebook app, and find the nearest gym on apple maps.

[–]TitRaisinNippleZombi 4 points5 points ago

Well, at least I know how to scare off a tiger now.. with a fire extinguisher...

[–]cuppaton 4 points5 points ago

25 - siberian tiger 30 - bengal tiger 35 - lion 40 - shark and so on .... <honestly, I dont know any more animal names...>

[–]thesmashingsir 4 points5 points ago

PLEASE tell me it was the same dude. Oh god my life would be fucking made.

[–]mysticdickstick 5 points6 points ago

OP DELIVERED!!!

[–]TheLordHumungous 8 points9 points ago

So close to that Darwin Award. Maybe he'll have better luck next time.