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[–]Crash89 15 points16 points ago

No he didn't. Of course he didn't.

[–]heracleides 0 points1 point ago

better not

[–]nsdjoe 35 points36 points ago

What the hell is with the punctuation in this picture?

[–]Robert_Cannelin 4 points5 points ago

I, wish I knew.

[–]beachjustice 0 points1 point ago

I don't, quite, see the problem.

[–]markzeo 14 points15 points ago

Tony Stark ate Burger King at the end of Iron Man

[–]yetkwai 20 points21 points ago

Wasn't it at the beginning, when he just got back from Afghanistan?

[–]xSARGEx117x 17 points18 points ago

Yes. Yes it was. Because when he got off the plane he said "I want an american made cheeseburger"

[–]Robert_Cannelin 3 points4 points ago

And instead they take him to BK.

[–]frazier6567 1 point2 points ago

At least it's better than McDonald's

[–]gotsarge1423 -5 points-4 points ago

Nice name

[–]fack9gag 5 points6 points ago

Yeah, you think he rapes kids in Call of Duty? Overplayed Xbox live name.

[–]markzeo 2 points3 points ago

My Bad, you're right.

[–]Cirri 7 points8 points ago

I fail to see the funniness of this...

[–]mucho_aloha 10 points11 points ago

Hey.......I like Burger King.

[–]1stgamer 6 points7 points ago

I do too my friend, I do too.

[–]stopmotionporn 1 point2 points ago

Time to rethink you life.

[–]Its_Phobos 0 points1 point ago

Said no one, ever.

[–]I3aisden 10 points11 points ago

[–]Hookhand 4 points5 points ago

This needed, fewer, commas.

[–]CreedoNauxus 5 points6 points ago

How the fuck is this funny? This was also on TIL just weeks ago

[–]boostmane 0 points1 point ago

They really do have gross food, they microwave everything, and they don't even have quality control anymore. One time I bit into a burger and found a piece of sponge like material, and I don't mean the meat....ಠ_ಠ

[–]ChromeSkull 1 point2 points ago

In the UK we find that MacDonalds waves all the burgers and BK has the better quality control. I mean in BK the contents are actually in the bread, and not scattered around the box.

[–]Pollywaffle 1 point2 points ago

I've never had a burger so bad it made me rethink my life. How does that even happen?!

[–]miraitrunks 0 points1 point ago

i think he found a new great fondness for the shawerma after sending a nuke into outer space barely returning through a worm hole.

[–]Jip2d2 0 points1 point ago

That must have been one shit burger!

[–]FormerEbayAddict 0 points1 point ago

Reddit needs to fire the jackass they've got on staff who chooses which new posts to promote to the front page. This shit isn't funny, and neither are many of the "funny" posts I've seen here lately.

[–]ch536 -3 points-2 points ago

re-fucking-post

[–]Rayce93 -2 points-1 points ago

RDJ is so cool.