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all 32 comments

[–]string97bean 74 points75 points ago

My guess is that is not his first beer of the day.

[–]raoullduke72 18 points19 points ago

Alcohol was a contributing factor.

[–]BrightBlueShimmering 23 points24 points ago

At least give a fuck or two about your beer getting warm.

[–]nanuku 20 points21 points ago

he should sell the pic to carhart ad department.

[–]Uncle_Benon 17 points18 points ago

you're gonna want to flip that in about 6 minutes

[–]dxnxax 6 points7 points ago

Is he Russian? First thing that popped into my mind.

[–]rebirthandvomit[S] 17 points18 points ago

Canadian. Fo realz

[–]SatanAndFriends 2 points3 points ago

I'm a Canadian; northern Ontario specifically. Immediately after seeing this picture i knew that this was Canada, probably northern ontario as well,asides from beer this kind of stuff is our only means of wholesome entertainment in the wintertime.. Spring too.. And summer.. Autumn.. Wintertime again.

[–]Scarbane 6 points7 points ago

I'm sorry.

[–]GoldenSpikes 16 points17 points ago

[–]Apathetical 4 points5 points ago

Toasted buns.

[–]HEADSHOTHUNTA 4 points5 points ago

Asian Ron Swanson.

[–]mtheory007 3 points4 points ago

So Lon Swanson then?

[–]Roik 2 points3 points ago

ロン・スワンソン!

[–]rebirthandvomit[S] 12 points13 points ago

Just gonna sit on this flaming couch in a fiery inferno, no biggie.

[–]YearLongDwagon 7 points8 points ago

Theres a fire in my pants and urine vited

[–]aneyefulloffish 2 points3 points ago

Your friend's dad may have a drinking problem... a smoking problem, also.

[–]cyborgcommando0 2 points3 points ago

That looks strangely comfortable.

[–]twainofthought 2 points3 points ago

Probably a Nomex suit, still pretty badass.

[–]Prodeus37 2 points3 points ago

From the thumbnail on alien blue, I thought this was a BF3 post.

[–]Careb 5 points6 points ago

"Wanna bet me I can't sit on this fire? I'LL DO IT....I'LL FUCKING DO IT!!" "Jack...Jack...go home Jack, you're drunk." That's just my rough guesstimation of what happened.

[–]Taydrum 3 points4 points ago

Meanwhile in Canada...

[–]amosjones 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a soda, has to be a beer

[–]Mr-Geeb -1 points0 points ago

Meanwhile in russia

[–]fabberkraut 0 points1 point ago

"The couch's on fire? pffff, like I give a fuck."

[–]Potgut 1 point2 points ago

I hope he farts.

[–]serverslayer 0 points1 point ago

I assume he was covered in spiders, his smile is one of relief.

[–]kurosaba 1 point2 points ago

There is a scientific explanation for this: Beer's Law.

[–]sukit_tribeck -2 points-1 points ago

Alaska is a funny place to visit haha

[–]MiniMizz88 -1 points0 points ago

This burns the penis.

[–]Alexmagnus 0 points1 point ago

Ron fuckin Swanson

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[–]Phrenchie 5 points6 points ago

Dude...