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WTF Jesus... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]PT_Truther 118 points119 points ago

Storm the embassies!

[–]Gorignak 39 points40 points ago

I haven't seen it, nor do I know anyone who has seen it, BUT THE FACT THAT IT EXISTS MAKES ME ANGRY AND CONFUSED. LET'S BURN SOMEONE'S FLAGS.

[–]Atheist_are_a_theory 7 points8 points ago

As an atheist..... I wasn't expecting a second cumming of Christ... Or third.... Or fourth... Or fifth...

[–]Sting1 2 points3 points ago

Relevant on burning flags: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-IrzJqfTQA

[–]AutoEuphoria 26 points27 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/Gtt90.jpg

[–]Cheezykins 27 points28 points ago

A schizophrenic man who believes he is Jesus kidnaps women who refuse to believe his delusion He videotapes himself with these women he has tied up in various states of bondage. He sends videotapes to the media labeled "Gospels of Blood," which are just photographs of naked women in bondage, usually crucified in some way, with the camera panning and zooming over the photos. These photographs account for more than half of the running time. There is no diegetic sound, only a few title cards, although there is a soundtrack of heavy metal music.

Yeah, that sounds like a real winner of a plot right there.

[–]jimthebob 11 points12 points ago

Yeah, the New Testament is waaaay better...

[–]skyman724 3 points4 points ago

Still a better love story than the real Jesus.

(2000 years and we only JUST heard about his wife?)

[–]Bowser88 0 points1 point ago

So is it a porno ?

[–]atypicalgamergirl 18 points19 points ago

This is a source of great 'new employee' crank calls where I formerly worked. Call on a day off, pretend to be a customer and say.. "I would like to order a DVD - I have the UPC here..."

The reactions never fail to amuse.

[–]seriousredditor 29 points30 points ago

Well we all know he was well hung...

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

I heard he was hung like this... shit that joke doesn't work on the internets.

[–]dhockey63 9 points10 points ago

LETS ALL RIOT OVER THIS HOW DARE THEY INSULT MY MESSIAH!!! God is Great, God is Great!!

[–]CadeForster 0 points1 point ago

was looking for exactly this comment, good job

[–]kyouteki 15 points16 points ago

A+++ would blaspheme again

[–]11oops 12 points13 points ago

Trailer

IMDB

Rotten Tomatoes

[–]joetom1992 10 points11 points ago

What do you know, it's not very good.

[–]Bubbadog12 10 points11 points ago

Lol the director is Bill Zebub (beelzibub is a demon in the bible

[–]CaNANDian 4 points5 points ago

).

[–]Bubbadog12 3 points4 points ago

My bad

[–]skyman724 0 points1 point ago

ಠ◡ಠ

[–]Bubbadog12 0 points1 point ago

ERMAGERD DERMERNS

[–]God_of_Abraham 11 points12 points ago

First he nails you! Then he nails you! Lol. Hilarious.

[–]orangefly 13 points14 points ago

then he doesn't call you for 3 days....

[–]soldierblue 8 points9 points ago

Bill Zebub... makin' the classics.

[–]HOBOHUNTER5000 5 points6 points ago

Hey they changed the cover. Used to be a girl dragging a crusifix. They used to have it at a movie shop where I live, still have never found the torrent.

[–]DeFex 0 points1 point ago

You sure that wasn't Jesus, daughter of god? He also made Jesus, total douchebag, and extreme metal retardation.

[–]doghe14 4 points5 points ago

at least there will be a sequel "the second cumming of Christ"

[–]ReDyP 3 points4 points ago

Trying to figure out what each "nails" is referring to.

[–]manulemaboul 5 points6 points ago

can't find the dvdrip :/.

[–]danno1769 4 points5 points ago

NAILED IT!

[–]maharito 1 point2 points ago

The one fetish people expected less than the Spanish Inquisition.

[–]Kiwibroseph 2 points3 points ago

Nailed it!?

[–]TheDude- 1 point2 points ago

With resistance.

[–]tektron 1 point2 points ago

Jesus Christ.... what will they think of next.

[–]stevenwangstron 1 point2 points ago

if you dig this, check out "Antfarm Dickhole"

I think his new movie is called "Jesus, Daughter of God"

[–]whopoopedthebed 1 point2 points ago

Antfarm Dick hole is great. My best friend played "man spider" in the last scene.

[–]stevenwangstron 1 point2 points ago

definitely shouldnt have tried to watch that one hungover. Shoutouts to Professor Dum Dum!

[–]whopoopedthebed 0 points1 point ago

You go to either of the screening in Ohio or NJ, I was at both.

Also did you see Jesus, The Total Deuschbag?

[–]krustyloustudio 1 point2 points ago

i bought this as a gift for my friend one year. his gift to me the following year was Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter.

[–]MyMomIsA_Gay 1 point2 points ago

$14.95? Psh not paying that much.

[–]whopoopedthebed 0 points1 point ago

i am a friend of the director of these films. Bill Zebub. They are a lot of fun.

[–]ArtVand3lay 0 points1 point ago

Rule 34. Is this the prove of existence we've been waiting for? Some research needs to be done, to the Redditmobile!!

[–]IAmTheGingaNinja 0 points1 point ago

I want that poster

[–]c_kruze 0 points1 point ago

HAHAHA first he nails then he nails you... this is gold. Although as a Christian I'm also super offended! Let's go burn some Porn theaters and protest in the streets!

[–]YourCompanyHere 0 points1 point ago

Go home Jesus, you're drunk.

[–]chocobaby 1 point2 points ago

Well, I'm no fan of organized Christianity but...at least they don't go out rioting and murdering over shit like this. (these days anyway)

[–]wolfman1214 0 points1 point ago

He'll you with the holy spirit.

[–]pnoyben13 0 points1 point ago

after he nails you, he throws your body in a cave!

[–]vedfolnir 0 points1 point ago

I bet no one got killed over this

[–]ajw827 0 points1 point ago

I know people who would literally faint if they saw this. They would not,however, try to kill anyone or burn anything down.

[–]Unshavenhelga 0 points1 point ago

Outrage! No one defiles the son of God! I think we should storm the video store and rent this to see what it's all about. Then, we'll have a meeting.

[–]BrandyJo14 0 points1 point ago

Where do all these fucked up movies come from...

[–]Wendys_frys 0 points1 point ago

Jesus Christ serial rapist, WTF

[–]N3PHxx 0 points1 point ago

When I see NR (Not Rated) I think that it's either the shittiest movie ever made that the 'rater' thought nobody would ever see it. Or its so nasty with gore or porno nobody could sit through it to rate it properly. SO what I am saying is...I wanna see Jesus rape everybody.

[–]whopoopedthebed 0 points1 point ago

Most of the time it is just because it is pointless for low/no budget film makers to submit for rating.

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