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[–]youre_all_pirates 150 points151 points ago

Well that was adorable.

[–]prepping4zombies 38 points39 points ago

Except, in reality, the male dinosaur is just as likely to eat the baby as play with him.

Source - I'm watching Friends, and Ross is a paleontologist.

[–]IOnlyMakeTenComments 13 points14 points ago

Episode Title: "The one where they go to a museum"

[–]Tybodsm 33 points34 points ago

Hey. Take the stairs both ways little dinosaur. Inactivity is the number one cause of childhood dinosaur obesity.

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 44 points45 points ago

[–]Schroedingers_gif 9 points10 points ago

lol wtf

[–]IOnlyMakeTenComments 5 points6 points ago

Poophead...

[–]ballzers 0 points1 point ago

NO!

[–]eat-your-corn-syrup -1 points0 points ago

it could be chocolate as a gift

[–]RembrMe -1 points0 points ago

Bravo!

[–]greybro -1 points0 points ago

wat

[–]qudsi 47 points48 points ago

I just had the sad realization that a real t-Rex would never be able to bend down and pick up his child in his arms, never would he be able to cradle him to sleep, or bend down and tie his shoe laces for him. Maybe that's the real reason that they're viscous carnivores.

[–]corrects_you_again 20 points21 points ago

Viscous v vicious. It is an important distinction.

[–]studmuffffffin 14 points15 points ago

The blood in the T-rex's heart is viscous. Without a steady stream of blood, it cannot love.

Man, that was a stretch.

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[–]Rapwo 2 points3 points ago

Navigation has been disabled for 8 seconds

What the actual fuck. I had no clue this was a thing.

[–]Oxycodone30mg -1 points0 points ago

What are those links? Can someone explain?

[–]DoktorLuciferWong 0 points1 point ago

I think he gets money for each click. I think I just made him like $1.00 richer or something.

[–]Oxycodone30mg -1 points0 points ago

Damn. I didn't know you could get money by spamming links like that. Seems like an easier way to make chump change (or meth money) but its kind of skeezy.

[–]BJUmholtz 1 point2 points ago

Actually, if you think about it, the viscocity of a T- Rex in my car is 5W-30.

[–]captainanarchy13 0 points1 point ago

You just made me feel so sad. I'm going to go cry now.

[–]StopReadingMyUser 0 points1 point ago

You dare mock the viscosity of a Tyrannosaurus?!

[–]muffinmonk 0 points1 point ago

Three fingers. It's more likely an allosaurus, which has longer arms too.

[–]NotTrying2Hard 0 points1 point ago

You can be a little less sad in the realization that t-rex would not have had shoes to tie.

[–]Terravoltaeg 9 points10 points ago

I'm trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur this is. It can't be a Stegosaurus because they walk on all 4's. The closest one i think is a Spinosaurus but that shit's a meateater and: http://dreager1.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/raging_spinosaurus_by_kaijusamurai.jpg If anyone has figured out what type of dinosaur is I would very much love to be enlightened.

[–]Sh1eldbearer 14 points15 points ago

It's a Purposes-of-a-joke-asaurus.

[–]shadowryder 4 points5 points ago

It's a Dragonite. A wingless Dragonite.

[–]calonyctiondude 0 points1 point ago

Closest is Scutellosaurus.

http://www.wikidino.com/wp-content/uploads/Scutellosaurus-dinossite.jpg

Of course, the real answer is it's a generic drawing made by a cartoonist who in all likelihood knows at most five types of dinosaur.

[–]dylansan 3 points4 points ago

This should be animated like the rolling stegosaurus one. Dinosaurs playing with their kids: what could be cuter?

[–]APWTSIS 3 points4 points ago

I made a very unmanly sound at this....

[–]funkymonk23 1 point2 points ago

Maybe if I was 6 I would find this funny...maybe..

[–]lizardlikeslizards 2 points3 points ago

haha im 5

[–]rpecaut 5 points6 points ago

Damn it feels good to be a Dino.

[–]kawanami 2 points3 points ago

ESCALATOR! ESCALATORS! ESCALATORS!!!

[–]Spongebob_Info 0 points1 point ago

Eels!

Episode: Sailor Mouth

Sorry for the delay, there was no high quality video, so I was forced to upload one myself.

[–]kawanami 0 points1 point ago

thank you! this needed to be uploaded!

[–]smacmasterful 3 points4 points ago

Didn't I see this yesterday?

[–]AgentRG 2 points3 points ago

And how is this funny? Also, this is a repost.

[–]EugeneMJC 5 points6 points ago

Are you saying little dino using his mother as stairs is not funny...

[–]Jumfish 7 points8 points ago

It's really not. This is "funny" as in Family Circus comics are funny. Wholesome, potentially adorable, but in all truth not funny in the least.

[–]EugeneMJC -5 points-4 points ago

Are you guys new to reddit or something?

[–]cakes 4 points5 points ago

No.

[–]Glitzen 0 points1 point ago

For some reason it reminds of this game.

[–]gunstar69 0 points1 point ago

what about sewer drain?

[–]777TheOneAndOnly777 0 points1 point ago

I'm calling bullshit on this one guys... T-Rex's claws cant reach above their heads.

[–]BetterThanKush 0 points1 point ago

This made me think of that movie "You are Umasou"

[–]itsspiffy 0 points1 point ago

EXCUSE ME, this picture is entirely incorrect, that T Rex would never be able to reach up that high with those unrealistic length arms.

[–]Trixter117 0 points1 point ago

Perfect work out for both of 'em

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 0 points1 point ago

I want to be a dinosaur!!!

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll -1 points0 points ago

[–]conotexdis 0 points1 point ago

All I can think of is eels and escalators

[–]DoThisJohn 1 point2 points ago

That may have been simple, but that made me feel the best I have all day today.

[–]eat-your-corn-syrup 0 points1 point ago

the elevator part is not based on truth. Standing dinosaurs had small arms and cannot pick up anyone. that's why Jesus had to use the back stair to ride.

[–]PedoTran 0 points1 point ago

:)

[–]brick124 -1 points0 points ago

This is not what I expected.

[–]mrvicvega -2 points-1 points ago

Mitch Hedberg would have something clever to say about this

[–]cakes 0 points1 point ago

Not funny.

[–]littleballofsunshine 1 point2 points ago

This definitely belongs in r/aww

[–]ThirdFloorNorth 0 points1 point ago

This is officially the cutest thing I've ever seen. All the upvotes!