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[–]fawker 143 points144 points ago

Looks like someone could use a remote catty.

[–]whosietoesie 68 points69 points ago

With storage space for extra catteries.

[–]VAGINA_BLADES 60 points61 points ago

That would stop them from kitten lost all the time.

[–]UnnecessaryPhilology 57 points58 points ago

Why does kitten sound different from cat? To be sure, there is a deal of similarity between the two words, but the similarities are deceptive. Cat comes from Old English catt, from Proto-Germanic *kattuz. Kattuz gives us a number of Germanic words for cat: Old Frisian katte, Old Norse köttr, Dutch kat, Old High Germanic kazza, and German Katze to name a few. We get our first mention of a 'cat' in the English language around 863 CE, found in a Latin-to-English lexicon currently housed in Corpus Christi College, University of Oxford, by an anonymous author. It simply reads:

Fellus (felis), catte.

So cat comes from kattuz, but what about kitten? Kitten comes from the Anglo-French version of Old French chitoun (the Anglo-French languages like Norman gave 'ch' a hard /k/, a vestige from the Latin years, that's why 'castle' doesn't sound like french chateaux). Chitoun comes from Old French chat "cat." We see our first mention of a kitten in Langland's The Vision of William Concerning Piers Plowman, a classic line from 1377 CE:

Þere þe catte is a kitoun þe courte is ful elyng.

Which translated would be...

There the cat is a kitten the court is ummm... something.

Now, where does chat and kattuz come from? Both of them come from Late Latin cattus! It turns out that nearly all European languages have borrowed form either Late Latin cattus or the earlier Latin catta. That's why we have so many similar words in our tongues of Europe. Catta comes from Byzantine dialects of Greek katta. The original Latin word, feles, was replaced by katta around 350 CE.

Katta likely comes from an Afro-Asiatic language -- but we aren't sure which one. There are a number of good candidates...

  • Qitt in Arabic
  • Kadis in Nubian
  • Kadiska in Berber

The phrase "Cat's meow," indicating something cool, is part of a 1920s fad in America in which teens would use an animal and then mark a part of their anatomy. Another classic example is the "Bee's knees." Prior to this 1920s fad, the bee's knees meant something petty or trivial, first used in 1797.

[–]SRS270 17 points18 points ago

That was impuuurrrrrsive

[–]BuffaloBillKody 7 points8 points ago

Some good litterature there

[–]Dracillynn 4 points5 points ago

Impressive! But do you know the difference between a cheetah and a comma?

It's simple, really. A cheetah has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is the pause at the end of a clause.

[–]curf 0 points1 point ago

Are you an English teacher?

[–]Dracillynn 5 points6 points ago

No, but I grew up in a family that built all of its interactions on bad puns and correcting other people.

[–]curf 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like you had an interesting childhood

[–]Dracillynn 0 points1 point ago

It seems kinda standard, given the behavior of most redditors. Haha

[–]gianisa 12 points13 points ago

ful elyng

is full ailing. It's a reference to Richard II, who succeeded to the throne of England when he was only 10 years old - he was not full grown (a cat) but still a child (a kitten), so this line is saying that the whole court is miserable because the new king is a little kid and they don't like the regent.

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[–]gianisa 5 points6 points ago

I'm a girl who got bored in school and learned Old Norse on the side. You'd be surprised how easy it is to read Middle English if you know modern English + Old Norse.

In this case, you just need to know that a) Middle English spelling wasn't standardized but was basically phonetic and b) that the letter 'Þ' (thorn) makes a 'th' sound. So if you wrote it out in modern English spelling, you'd have:

Þere þe catte is a kitoun þe courte is ful elyng.

"There the cat is a kitten, the court is full ailing."

Elyng is not the exact same word as our modern "ailing", it's some kind of conjugation (grammar is not my thing) of a word that is similar but didn't make to the present time, and it means protracted, tedious, wearisome, dreary, lonely. Project Guttenberg's got a Middle English dictionary here: http://www.gutenberg.org/files/10625/10625-h/dict1.html.

[–]decross20 2 points3 points ago

Jeez, you should just take over this guy's account. 10/10

[–]Jaelynnn 0 points1 point ago

Write it on a piazza box.

[–]hoobsher 7 points8 points ago

huh. fun and informative. i like you.

[–]aron2295 1 point2 points ago

That explanation was the Cat's meow

[–]BEEPBEEPIMINAJEEP 1 point2 points ago

You're gonna go far, kid.

[–]smb718 35 points36 points ago

I only know a few cat puns, but they're all clawful.

[–]CMcG14 32 points33 points ago

Pawful execution of that one

[–]P1TA 42 points43 points ago

This whole thread is just a catastrophe

[–]NoUrImmature 28 points29 points ago

If I hear one more feline pun, I'll go catatonic.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

Purrsonaly, I enjoy them.

[–]Banana_Party 15 points16 points ago

Are you kitten me right meow?

[–]hoobsher 9 points10 points ago

i have a feline he's not

[–]Jrodkin 2 points3 points ago

Cat puns make me furious

[–]shawnthejedi 0 points1 point ago

You cat pawssibly be serious about this furry that you have.

[–]Ninjaboop 5 points6 points ago

Shame it got reduced to this. It was purrfect at the start.

[–]HappyTissue 6 points7 points ago

Cat.

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[–]Theresapicforthat 2 points3 points ago

This all in one remote should control your cat http://i.imgur.com/9OCow.jpg

[–]iAmTyl3rDurd3n 5 points6 points ago

I wouldn't push his buttons.

[–]ThePoonHunter 44 points45 points ago

How the fuck do you keep up with all of those? I can't manage to go a week without losing my one remote.

[–]VAGINA_BLADES 39 points40 points ago

[–]vpovio 11 points12 points ago

What is this from? Because it's fucking hilarious.

[–]VAGINA_BLADES 29 points30 points ago

Internet.

[–]Lettuce_Get_Weird 7 points8 points ago

and what remote could I use to access this?

[–]VAGINA_BLADES 5 points6 points ago

If you'll just close your eyes and stick your hand in here...

[–]VAGINA_BLADES 15 points16 points ago

But seriously, thank you man that's awesome.

[–]wait-for-it-dary 2 points3 points ago

do me, do me!

[–]diggpthoo 3 points4 points ago

I can't believe novelty accounts have their own websites now. How far we've come eh reddit?

[–]HappyTissue 1 point2 points ago

Once again great art. This is what the world will be talking about in 13 years

[–]sloppypoptart 1 point2 points ago

DO ME DO ME!!!!

[–]anne_frank_porno 1 point2 points ago

Can you handle me?

[–]ThePoonHunter 14 points15 points ago

Your username just gave me chills.

[–]VAGINA_BLADES 9 points10 points ago

Sexy, bonerific chills?

[–]ThePoonHunter 8 points9 points ago

Kind of.

[–]JKR93 3 points4 points ago

Do they hurt?

[–]I_Was_LarryVlad 0 points1 point ago

This must be a common occurrence for people.

[–]Jonny_Watts 1 point2 points ago

It's my fetish

[–]ChineseBrocori 0 points1 point ago

You use a keyboard?

[–]VAGINA_BLADES 10 points11 points ago

No, jpg's. I thought that would be obvious.

[–]diggpthoo 1 point2 points ago

You use just a keyboard?

[–]VAGINA_BLADES 0 points1 point ago

Yep. I use my TV as a second monitor, so while I'm redditing or gaming or whatever I have espn360 or netflix or hulu or whatever going in the background.

[–]RACK_UP_DOWNVOTES -4 points-3 points ago

RISKY CLICK OF THE DAY LOL

[–]dilkoman 1 point2 points ago

How do you have time to write 1 - 4 comments per minute? And how is your account able to refresh itself only to be 1 day old every day?

[–]VAGINA_BLADES 8 points9 points ago

I sold my soul to Karmanaut for these powers.

[–]Schroedingers_gif 6 points7 points ago

*ProbablyAPOSTOLATEnautV2

[–]VAGINA_BLADES 5 points6 points ago

_FUCKER_IN_ANUS1986

[–]ElKaBongX 2 points3 points ago

Tie 'Em to the ceiling!

[–]scooterpie1878 1 point2 points ago

Well two of them are Wii remotes. If that makes it any easier.

[–]Dollarama 0 points1 point ago

I have two remotes and without fail I will have to look vigorously everyday for one of them

[–]UsernameNotFound404 -1 points0 points ago

Because Fuck you, that is how.

[–]nsomani 0 points1 point ago

Well two of them are for Wii, so those can be distinguished immediately.

[–]MrRampage11410 2 points3 points ago

This picture was a month in the making.

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 1 point2 points ago

If OP is anything like me, only one of those remotes has working batteries in it.

[–]therocketflyer 27 points28 points ago

Question: What kind of person breaks into your house only to steal TV remotes?

Answer: A remote control freak.

[–]Bearded38 15 points16 points ago

Are you going to be here all week?

[–]Slim01111 15 points16 points ago

It's reddit, more like all year

[–]Banana_Party 3 points4 points ago

I cum all the time

[–]deathbytray 0 points1 point ago

And, should I try the jalapeno poppers?

[–]Coin_Toss 6 points7 points ago

Image loaded slowly for me, thought the second line was going to be "my final form."

[–]DarthNibbles 0 points1 point ago

I thought the exact same thing lol. I'm just a little disappointed.

[–]secrentagEnt 5 points6 points ago

you gotta be kitten me....

[–]Humble_Link_Guy 3 points4 points ago

[–]Way2serious 0 points1 point ago

Posted on 9gag 20 hours ago (http://9gag.com/gag/5425589?ref=fb.s) posted on reddit 2 hours ago.

How low have we stooped...

[–]Greaseddog 1 point2 points ago

Yep, I noticed that too. Pretty disappointing.

EDIT: I just found it actually WAS on Reddit first, just without the caption: http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/sytjc/this_isnt_even_remotely_funny/[

[–]formativebrute 0 points1 point ago

I think this thread can shed some light on the situation, in the thread it explains the system 9gag uses to make it look like they posted something earlier than the post on Reddit.

http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/zacju/9gag_repost_machine_explained/

[–]RaviVora 5 points6 points ago

[–]SyxxPakc 1 point2 points ago

I think you discovered a Karma Mine.

[–]Glader 3 points4 points ago

You're right, it's not.

[–]dylan_produkt 3 points4 points ago

This made me laugh a lot more than it should. Good on you.

[–]provides_apparatus 2 points3 points ago

Why?

I mean, do people have quotas for laughing at cats, or tv remotes?

[–]--Heisenberg-- 0 points1 point ago

For me it was because I almost closed it before I scrolled down to reveal the bottom line. I laughed out load. Hard.

[–]saintheels 4 points5 points ago

Neither am I.

[–]td27 3 points4 points ago

Hey Honey! Bring me the cat and all the remotes! I've got an idea.

[–]Slayner -1 points0 points ago

That is how browsing 90% of 'new' posts feels like. Good job on being in the 10%

[–]Ginguh_Ninja -1 points0 points ago

I bet the owner can just tell their cat to stay still On Demand.

[–]AlexLeSage -1 points0 points ago

front page, 77 comments. huh...

[–]xKismetx -1 points0 points ago

Finally a cat picture on reddit with actual content. Have an upvote good sir.

[–]stb14808 -1 points0 points ago

Seems like you really need to stop pushing your cat's buttons...

[–]Seckzette -1 points0 points ago

...where is my cat!

[–]htmlrulezdood -1 points0 points ago

I do this with every cat I find. Does everyone stack random electronics on cats?

[–]modka 1 point2 points ago

I fucking hate those Comcast remotes. Redesign, please!

[–]tonythetiger1 0 points1 point ago

Isn't that going a Wii bit too far?

[–]supergalactic 0 points1 point ago

Control yourself

[–]giraffebacon 0 points1 point ago

Step 1: Cats

Step 2: Puns

Step 3: ????

Step 4: Profit

[–]HarshTruth22 0 points1 point ago

OMG i am glad I am not the only one who does this.

[–]The_Blueprint 0 points1 point ago

I actually seen this on Facebook BEFORE Reddit! What is the world coming too.

[–]vonbandit 1 point2 points ago

Cats and Puns. So many upvotes, I love you all for making me laugh.

[–]RainbowLighting 0 points1 point ago

Was literally doing this 20min ago with friend's cat

[–]TriicepsBrah 0 points1 point ago

I have the same TV remote as OP.

[–]OcifferWiggles 0 points1 point ago

He feels useful like a human.

[–]Takoulya 0 points1 point ago

I love how you're taking things 2 days old from Facebook now. Good job, bro.

[–]popcan85 0 points1 point ago

He's really channeling his inner couch potato.

[–]scarface910 0 points1 point ago

Its funny because, remotes.

[–]kingjays 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I agree with the cat. Its not Wii-ly funny.

[–]Janse 0 points1 point ago

The puns!

[–]Thejesuschristsponge 0 points1 point ago

Cool story.

[–]Tuna_Tower 0 points1 point ago

You can't controller me, human.

[–]PapaPetro 0 points1 point ago

Fucken cats...

[–]I_am_hacked 0 points1 point ago

/r/funny in a nutshell amirite?

[–]stephy_steph_30 0 points1 point ago

He really needs to channel his hatred elsewhere.

[–]CarthVonMonk 0 points1 point ago

This is why the Internet and I get along so well.

[–]proper_sir 0 points1 point ago

You're right this isn't funny... butt-on a better note, at least you won't lose those remotes.

[–]MadDongTannen 0 points1 point ago

Stupid.

[–]filBlau 0 points1 point ago

it actually isn't. why is this on /r/funny ?

[–]Purplefaced 0 points1 point ago

What kind of TV do you have. I've got a Samsung and it has the same remote as the grey one on the very left.

[–]Bigal11 0 points1 point ago

Why do cats do that? They just sit there and take it. Surely it must feel uncomfortable? Are they too lazy or what?

[–]Scott_Lax44 0 points1 point ago

Ba dum tssss

[–]broforce 0 points1 point ago

Im sure he'll find a way to channel his anger.

[–]Paul_Langton 0 points1 point ago

I HAVE ALL OF THOSE REMOTES

[–]jellywish 1 point2 points ago

Cats and puns, the bread and butter of reddit.

[–]HoshaZilo 1 point2 points ago

How are there so many downvotes though, who can downvote puns and cats?

[–]robotslols 0 points1 point ago

I can't even get my friends cat to sit still long enough for a picture...

[–]JurisDoctor 0 points1 point ago

why the fuck is this the top post on reddit.... jeeze

[–]iAmRoger 0 points1 point ago

[–]Polymarchos 0 points1 point ago

It took me a few minutes to notice the cat there. I was trying to figure out the point of the picture.

[–]Captainpanda55 0 points1 point ago

As soon as I saw this I knew the pun threads would be catastrophic.

[–]Observe_and_Report 0 points1 point ago

[–]Infinite_entendrE 0 points1 point ago

Title is accurate.

[–]SirPsychoMantis -1 points0 points ago

Cat? Check.

Pun? Check.

To the front page!

[–]Zachpeace15 1 point2 points ago

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM.

[–]Diemonx 1 point2 points ago

You know. For a moment i thought that was the caption.

[–]TheBakerification 1 point2 points ago

Cats - check Pun- check

To the front page!

[–]jimbo422 0 points1 point ago

thank you, i fell off my couch of laughter.

[–]NyanKittyCat 0 points1 point ago

That was very punny.

[–]Superkebabi 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you reddit. I remember when this website made me have to think.

[–]Gl_aDOS 0 points1 point ago

This isn't even Wiimotely Funny. Ill see myself out.

[–]L_e_v_i 0 points1 point ago

Do you have a Samsung Plasma TV? Because I have the same black remote for mine.

[–]shankems2000 0 points1 point ago

Somebody paws this please. This meme seems furced.

[–]proud_9gag_mod 0 points1 point ago

yolo

[–]britishtar 0 points1 point ago

Alternate caption:

HOW I IMAGINE REDDITORS WATCH TV

[–]canyouclimb 0 points1 point ago

I think she has control of the situation

[–]voyaging 0 points1 point ago

This is the first time I've ever seen content on Facebook before it was on reddit.

[–]AlwaysHowling 0 points1 point ago

For a second I was afraid that this was posted in AdviceAnimals. Was extremely relieved that it wasn't.

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[–]John_Targaryen 0 points1 point ago

Cats and puns. Cyrus would love this

[–]serrit 0 points1 point ago

FUCK YOU AND THE CAT YOU RODE IN ON

[–]JoltZero 1 point2 points ago

I was expecting "my final form" as it was loading.

[–]Adamsarin12 0 points1 point ago

Very punny

[–]Quothefool 0 points1 point ago

It's one goddamn thing to flood every comment thread with puns, but let's not start in with the posts.

[–]Earthian 0 points1 point ago

[–]cudajim340 0 points1 point ago

But, Still meowt moving

[–]lethly 0 points1 point ago

Am i the only one who didn't notice the cat at first.

[–]Amir616 0 points1 point ago

no, it isn't

[–]TheDoctor108 0 points1 point ago

The owner must be a real control freak to has all those remotes

[–]Yohaywhatsup 0 points1 point ago

I see Samsung and Comcast.. and Wii.

[–]loveNpeaceEric 0 points1 point ago

You're really pushing his buttons.

[–]jgatz12 1 point2 points ago

[–]ResistTheThought 0 points1 point ago

Posting because reasons.

[–]dfiorentine7005 -1 points0 points ago

Then why is this in r/funny?!

[–]MeTFrostbite 0 points1 point ago

made me spit on the screen. well played.

[–]aprpldrgn1 0 points1 point ago

Well... it's not exactly... approachable.

[–]Honey_Dog 0 points1 point ago

OMG I HAVE THE SAME BLU RAY PLAYER!! :DDDDD

[–]Jhas253 0 points1 point ago

Wii are not okay.

[–]snailfo0t 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there.

[–]Blast338 0 points1 point ago

That cat has some good self control.

[–]trollachot 0 points1 point ago

Or even, for that matter.

[–]IHateEveryone3 0 points1 point ago

Puns are not amusing.

[–]rider_pride 0 points1 point ago

Not sure why there are so many downvotes... who could resist a picture of a cat with a pun for a caption?

[–]THC_arsonist 0 points1 point ago

First time reddit has made me "hmhmhm" today. good job.

[–]jElean 0 points1 point ago

It's a wii bit funny.

[–]SirDolo93 0 points1 point ago

I did not even notice the cat for the first 10 secs.

[–]bobdahobo 0 points1 point ago

that's so punny i could die.

[–]locutusoftim 0 points1 point ago

Samsung tv, Comcast is your provider

[–]JackMH96 0 points1 point ago

Déjà vu.

Re-post from 4 months ago

[–]Crescentii 0 points1 point ago

Cat:Now remote this off of me human

[–]Blehgopie 0 points1 point ago

Nor is it Wii-motely funny either.

[–]notenufwork 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for pun not pic

[–]CHILLAX_I_got_this 0 points1 point ago

It is astounding how long it took for me to even realize there was a cat, I'm an idiot...

[–]highway_patrol69 1 point2 points ago

I'm quite ashamed how much a laughed at something this small.

[–]SetsOnTheBeach 1 point2 points ago

Don't be ashamed, it's a great joke! The fact that it's acknowledging the womp-womp-ness of the pun while making a pun all in five words is just masterful. I can't get enough of it. I'm going to go look at it again.

[–]Gyrant 0 points1 point ago

One day, they will change the internet so that photos do not load top to bottom. On that day, I will be sad.

It's like the internet knew exactly when to pause before the bottom where the punchline was. The most flawless joke delivery ever.

[–]EmuSnack 0 points1 point ago

i literally have all those SAME remotes all of them

[–]Roached_N_Weeded 0 points1 point ago

Oh kitty, If you didn't think it was funny, why did you have to make such a great pun?

[–]strineGreen 1 point2 points ago

That cat has a great control over her body

[–]youarealldumbasses 0 points1 point ago

Holy Shit! I entirely missed the cat the first time I saw this. I thought it was just a post about how many remotes this person had...

[–]Aztek_Pr0phet 1 point2 points ago

I thought it was gonna say: "This isn't even my final form"

[–]rpecaut -2 points-1 points ago

It's the purrfect solution!

[–]ReDyP -1 points0 points ago

Cute. I like puns.