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[–]Steffi_van_Essen 3 points4 points ago

Bad news I'm afraid. This is old, and the text makes it less funny.

[–]aaronaqua1 3 points4 points ago

Why was the chicken fucking an egg anyway?

[–]Mr_Ignorant 2 points3 points ago

If you believe that God made the universe then the Chicken came first. An egg all by itself will never hatch but if there's a chicken then there can also be a rooster...

If you believe in evolution then the egg came first. Aside from the fact that the question never specified a chicken egg, although it does expect you to make that assumption, evolution works via mutation so after so many generations of slow evolution there had to be a point in time when a chicken came out of an egg.

[–]superbean69 2 points3 points ago

Stolen form a t-shirt company! More downvotes!

[–]Dylanmharris 0 points1 point ago

gotta love snorgtees

[–]asharin_bosmer -2 points-1 points ago

the egg came first because if you think about it the question does not specify what kind of an egg and therefore we can use dinosaur eggs as the answer