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[–]JeremyG 20 points21 points ago

Why do I have you tagged as reposting cunt? Oh right.

title comnts points age /r/
Lets not lie, who else's weekend is exactly like this? 285coms 991pts 3mos funny
Also known as “life with Reddit” 2coms 32pts 3mos funny
And another fine weekend is over 1com 67pts 6mos funny
Every weekend 12coms 105pts 9mos funny
Pretty much sums it up 4coms 57pts 9mos funny
Lets not lie, who else's weekend is exactly like this? 753coms 2516pts 2yrs funny

source: karmadecay

[–]hawksterdh 13 points14 points ago

going to be true? How about is true? It was true te first, second, third, and now fourth time I've seen this post.

[–]corrects_you_again 2 points3 points ago

*the

[–]hawksterdh 0 points1 point ago

I like your username.

[–]ijaialai 5 points6 points ago

wheres masturbate?

[–]s0phocles 2 points3 points ago

and beer drinkin!

[–]magentalovely 2 points3 points ago

More like sleep, borderlands 2, eat, borderlands 2, repeat.

[–]Dossena 2 points3 points ago

Just the weekend? If only. FML.

[–]Naomi28 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure I'd never wake up that early on a weekend.

[–]biofysicist 3 points4 points ago

Pepsi_next is whoring out reposts today. Are you an evil troll from Coke, who is trying to turn me off from Pepsi? Are you Pepsi's douchebag social media intern who cannot come up with any OC? Do reposters love Pepsi Next? Or does Pepsi Next cause reposts?

[–]thewooboost 1 point2 points ago

Today? He has accumulated 133364 karma in 3 months.

[–]beastgamer9136 0 points1 point ago

Pepsi sucks, coke FTW

[–]ThatGuyRememberMe 1 point2 points ago

After I eat food, I am back to sad.

[–]JesusLeftNut -1 points0 points ago

I'M pretty sure this is a repost T_T

[–]Polymarchos 0 points1 point ago

I have at least two meals.

[–]PeteVenkmann 0 points1 point ago

Good, I was feeling guilty about this earlier but not anymore.

[–]RyuSythe 0 points1 point ago

Weekend? Tha's about everydau for me right now.....sigh

[–]0x570x690x6c0x6c 0 points1 point ago

Except this is true for my entire week...

[–]fritzing 0 points1 point ago

Thats good for Sunday, but I think a lot of people are going out and getting drunk on Saturday nights.

[–]PloxBeefBurrito 0 points1 point ago

Essentially yup. Working on changing that with a girlfriend... but looks like thats not going to happen any time soon so ya.....

[–]tysack 0 points1 point ago

this might be the 50th time ive seen this picture this month

[–]Temptress75519 0 points1 point ago

Wouldn't this be FUCKING nice. Remember how on Christmas morning you were HYPER sensitive to your parents waking up? My kids are like that every morning. I so much as get up to pee and it's play time.

[–]francolol 0 points1 point ago

I didnt choose weekend life, weekend life chose me.

[–]HiImGarrett 0 points1 point ago

Quit being a faggot OP. You are all over /r/funny today and haven't posted anything original.

[–]Adamsarin12 0 points1 point ago

They forgot going to the toilet

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Not everyone is a friendless loser, stop projecting.

[–]jaguass 0 points1 point ago

work as well for unemployed people

[–]Twosdai 0 points1 point ago

when i say re you say post RE

[–]IlikeJG 0 points1 point ago

Let's just cut out the middleman shall we?

[–]danisaacs -1 points0 points ago

I am managing to look up every 30 seconds or so to watch a football game. O-H!