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[–]NotVerySmarts 24 points25 points ago

To all those who will cry about the repost:

Reddit is a democratic site. All people have a vote, and these votes lead to things getting promoted to the front page. Not everyone spends their entire life on the site, so this looks new to the majority of people that see it. So instead of crying about reposts, chill out and have your Mom bring you another Mountain Dew High Voltage while you call everybody on Xbox Live a faggot, and then masturbate to pictures of Emma Watson while you take pictures of your cat. Crybabies.

[–]Aurilion 3 points4 points ago

My life, in writing.

[–]okay_063 2 points3 points ago

/thread

[–]hitorikirino -2 points-1 points ago

Yes, there are a lot of us who don't like seeing reposts here. The reason for this seems quite simple really, if it's a repost there are a few who will be seeing it for the first time and enjoy it. However, if it is entirely new, everyone will be seeing it for the first time and enjoy it. If you want to see something old, scroll to page 1000 or so and have fun with all the things the rest of us have already seen. Or are you one of those people who just enjoy something so much you want to see it over and over and over and over....some of us want new stuff. Live with it.

[–]MISINFORMATIONALERT 0 points1 point ago

This guy actually makes a pretty good point.

Wouldn't a website with the same functionality and user size as reddit that somehow implemented a complete ban on reposts always have more unique content than one that allows reposts? Because original content is being viewed by the first time for everybody.

[–]A_Wild_Missingno 1 point2 points ago

Reddit is a democratic site

Until the mods decide they don't like something and delete it despite it having tens of thousands of upvotes.

[–]arnyftw 11 points12 points ago

This could be me very soon.

[–]AChildCalledClit 10 points11 points ago

Dont forget the expansion pack later on

[–]heracleides -1 points0 points ago

Is that like a software perch?

[–]tech98 -1 points0 points ago

It's the karma-whoring kit. Comes with a book full of upvote-attracting things to do to your cats and a camera.

[–]BackupSquirrel 5 points6 points ago

An I the only one here who realizes reposts are helpful to people who haven't seen everything on reddit? Maybe, just maybe, there are people who haven't seen this photo on reddit before.

[–]Darkreaper48 0 points1 point ago

This is actually the reddit gold starter kit.

[–]JerkyJuicer 0 points1 point ago

This is so god damn old.

[–]daschande 0 points1 point ago

Funny; when I say that to crazy cat ladies, they never stick around to see what I'm talking about.

[–]dumlywattsfucktypoo -1 points0 points ago

It's weird that Reddit actually thinks these 100 year old memes are new.

[–]newtizon 0 points1 point ago

Cat Facts Cat Pack.

[–]I-didnt-do-it 0 points1 point ago

[–]Getsdownvotes 0 points1 point ago

I got the same package when I registered here.

[–]Nat60844 0 points1 point ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

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[–]ImagionAries 0 points1 point ago

my friend's girlfriend has over 25 kittens....I'm gonna need to get a picture of them all like this.

[–]Seanelly 0 points1 point ago

That is most certainly the oldest things I've seen posted on Reddit. I don't want shit I've seen on my facebook on my Reddit account.

[–]Reddstarrx -4 points-3 points ago

Repost..?

[–]varukasalt[S] 5 points6 points ago

Maybe, who knows, but let's just go ahead and assume it is so you can bask in your photographic knowledge of everything that's been posted on Reddit ever! Congratulations!

[–]notsocrippled 5 points6 points ago

oh come on, bro. don't get pissy because you reposted.

[–]TheZombie101 -2 points-1 points ago

When you get it off another website, in which you did, then it's a repost.

[–]bloinggloing -1 points0 points ago

Haha. My mother sent me this picture about a month ago. (She is a worsening crazy cat lady and she knows it.)

[–]subsept -1 points0 points ago

Reddit karma pack

[–]Falloutman399 -1 points0 points ago

Reddit starter kit FTFY

[–]kiwiberrie87 -3 points-2 points ago

I swear I have seen this on Reddit like 4 times in the past month. Time to move on guys!

[–]Wazoisme -4 points-3 points ago

Holy fucking repost batman

[–]Get_Kited -4 points-3 points ago

Repost

[–]EatPrayQueef -2 points-1 points ago

Sense of detachment from humanity not included.

[–]Willard2566 -3 points-2 points ago

Looks like "The Kitehs of the Damned."