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[–]Breathing_Balls 29 points30 points ago

I couldn't take it anymore, and had to switch off after he stole 17 of them.

[–]actLikeApidgeon 0 points1 point ago

it works like the clowns car

[–]CaptainBus 11 points12 points ago

Grand Theft Prosciutto

[–]Sebr420 30 points31 points ago

this sucks, that delivery guy probably had it deducted from his wages

[–]Sphinx111 27 points28 points ago

I've had a similar thing happen to me, and it just destroys your day. You know the customer was looking forward to something, and you have to fumble around looking like a fool, then you have to tell the boss, and then try and make it all right again. All along you have no idea what went wrong in the first place...

Poor pizza guy.

[–]Sebr420 3 points4 points ago

feelsbadman.jpg

[–]actLikeApidgeon 2 points3 points ago

yup, would have beaten the hell of that guy if I was waiting for a pizza. And the reason I was waiting for a pizza was that I was crazy hungry when I came back home and completely knackered to even think of starting cooking. And that's just the beginning. I would have made that guy forge a pizza with his own hands. But at the end I would have let him go, and not come back anymore. No I'm too kind, I would have just accepted that there was no pizza for me and just said ok... no probably I would have paid him and asked if I could do anything else for him.

[–]kirixen 26 points27 points ago

what a cunt, I hope he gets caught.

[–]brumbrum21 6 points7 points ago

He held the pizza vertically

[–]Ethosia 4 points5 points ago

Yep his stolen pizza is now fucked.

[–]RandomxKitty 7 points8 points ago

I hope he just stole anchovie and onion pizza

[–]slightlyanonusername 1 point2 points ago

My office had a pizza lunch on April 1, and someone ordered anchovy and olive as an April Fool. I fucking loved it.

[–]RandomxKitty 0 points1 point ago

You loved the pizza or the joke?

[–]howlongausernamecanb -1 points0 points ago

You really had to ask?

Even the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles hate anchovies.

[–]RandomxKitty 2 points3 points ago

Hey, I'm just clarifying

...after all my parents like anchovies... sudders

[–]slightlyanonusername 0 points1 point ago

The fishy deliciousness.

[–]poply 3 points4 points ago

Cue joke about the man stealing 84 pizzas

[–]Kdkdbwsodkdbqk 2 points3 points ago

I love how he goes and get another every time he's dropped it at the car

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Very considerate of him to close the box every time, too.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

What is the deal with being shirtless and committing petty crimes? It's like there's some kind of mandatory union rule or something.

[–]UncleRobbie 0 points1 point ago

I hope there's a BMI limit.

[–]beavisnbutthead 1 point2 points ago

anyone got source?

[–]MLRSguy 1 point2 points ago

Fuck that guy.

[–]fleuryous29 0 points1 point ago

God, he just keeps taking them...what a douche.

[–]FezzaCF 0 points1 point ago

The worst part is he keeps on going back to steal more...

[–]ToSlowImPro 0 points1 point ago

Wow! That is acctualy in the town I live, Hilversum, the Netherlands!! Haha

[–]YouCoolMan 0 points1 point ago

Longest red light ever!

[–]aghastmore 0 points1 point ago

And no one ever believed him.

[–]rowdystache 0 points1 point ago

I stand for every pizza man/wo and say this is fucked up!

[–]naquin69 1 point2 points ago

You wouldn't download a pizza, would you?

[–]hrtcrw 0 points1 point ago

I would.

[–]no_comm_no_bomb -2 points-1 points ago

Stealing is stealing, except when it comes to digital media of course.

[–]Malex_Wolf 5 points6 points ago

DAE PIRACY GUYS?!

[–]tallhairyman 0 points1 point ago

I've been watching this for an hour now, how many pizzas was in that box?!