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[–]ZeronicX 374 points375 points ago

Rare Candy

Not

Even

Once

[–]RareMan-candy 87 points88 points ago

message me if you're looking for some of the good stuff

[–]Atheist_are_a_theory 11 points12 points ago

Can I have some of that pikaroids?

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]ElKaBongX 6 points7 points ago

Seriously, couldn't even change the damn link? Weak spam

[–]Sockpockets 8 points9 points ago

Spam

[–]I_Will_Dumb_It_Down 2 points3 points ago

Faggot. Spamming my reddit.

[–]AFKer 2 points3 points ago

Go fuck yourself.

[–]suspect161 -1 points0 points ago

I'm thinking he's just got an adamant nature..

[–]shawnhickenbottom 1 point2 points ago

Even with a Pikachu like that, Ash would have found a way to lose. Worst Poke-trainer ever.

Also, these Pokemon need some of what that Pikachu is shooting up before matches.

[–]WANNABE_WALRUS -4 points-3 points ago

Now kids, this is why we don't use steroids.

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[–]zaphod_85 0 points1 point ago

woosh

[–]Tranger 106 points107 points ago

"Why don't you evolve me asshole?"

"Because I love you pi-" "YOU WANT ME TO LOSE"

[–]seamachine 47 points48 points ago

All you feed me is poffins!

[–]Drillexspy 20 points21 points ago

I NEED NOURISHMENT!

[–]Rocknrollguitars27 9 points10 points ago

We need nourishment! Tauros meat!

[–]Asaoirc 4 points5 points ago

But we don't kill poke-

[–]Rocknrollguitars27 3 points4 points ago

"We do it for you, you ASSHOLE!"

[–]SDeluxe 0 points1 point ago

GOD DAMMIT.. Fuck you man!... you suck, stupid evolved prick!

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Ochikobore 6 points7 points ago

Especially when the creator is Egoraptor. I'd have babies with him... if I had ovaries.

[–]Drillexspy 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck man? You piece of shit.

[–]lovesickremix 0 points1 point ago

easily one of my favorite videos, i still laugh

[–]panda_handler 73 points74 points ago

SQUATZ N OATZ, BRAH

[–]spacetimemeatmachine 41 points42 points ago

DO YOU EVEN LIFT????

[–]baoanhdaica 23 points24 points ago

WATER ONLY FATFAG !!!!

[–]RUPTURED_ASSHOLE 0 points1 point ago

Nurse Jenny 'mirin?

[–]skadefryd 5 points6 points ago

[–]TrustworthyAndroid 1 point2 points ago

I bet this was on Halloween or something. I would have lost my shit.

[–]skadefryd 1 point2 points ago

It was indeed on Halloween. You wouldn't believe the stares I got from people. As I left, the front desk people were like "get the fuck out of here; we're sick of looking at you". I think they were kidding. Not sure.

[–]shaker28 37 points38 points ago

PIKA PI, MOTHERFUCKERS!

[–]2pacsofgum 10 points11 points ago

I can imagine this being said in a deep black man's voice.

[–]weff47 3 points4 points ago

I can imagine this being said in Sergeant Doakes' voice. FTFY

[–]blahgon 28 points29 points ago

That isn't even his final form. Just wait until he evolves.

[–]Gob_ 8 points9 points ago

Come on man, you don't evolve Pikachu. Everyone knows that.

[–]REDDIT_HARD_MODE 12 points13 points ago

Except in the card game. Raichu hits like a motherfucking truck, either to the front pokemon or torturing the back row >=)

[–]Hardmode-Activated 0 points1 point ago

Can't tell if you downvoted your own post...

[–]REDDIT_HARD_MODE 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I self-downvote.

[–]Hardmode-Activated -1 points0 points ago

You're not doing a bad job. Keep up the good work.

[–]REDDIT_HARD_MODE -1 points0 points ago

How do you have 1 upvote and one downvote already? You commented "2 minutes ago" on a 15 hour old thread.

[–]orimathath -1 points0 points ago

Why not?

[–]Gob_ 1 point2 points ago

You just don't. Simple as that.

[–]orimathath 1 point2 points ago

But Raichu looks cooler :(

[–]INeedAboutThreeFiddy 0 points1 point ago

My guess is that it's because Raichu doesn't learn any moves leveling up Pikachu does though

[–]Serbaayuu 2 points3 points ago

That's why you evolve him around level 50 or so, once he learns all of his base moves.

[–]RainbowGoddamnDash 1 point2 points ago

Fuck you, I want to fill my pokedex.

[–]TheSnifflyOne 26 points27 points ago

Sonichu has been getting weirder and weirder...

[–]MestR 31 points32 points ago

ORIGINAL CHARACTER / DO NOT STEAL

[–]HairlessSasquatch 12 points13 points ago

IM NOT SONIC. I'M MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER: BLONIC. IM INEXPLICABLY INFLATING AGAIN

edit: source

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[–]Disconcerted 8 points9 points ago

[–]RookAB 6 points7 points ago

Prison life has not suited Christian well so far.

[–]Unfa 3 points4 points ago

He's in prison now?

What's up with him anyway.

[–]spacetimemeatmachine 8 points9 points ago

Autism.

[–]thegreatwhitemenace 3 points4 points ago

+poor upbringing

[–]RookAB 5 points6 points ago

Yeah he was convicted of assault and assaulting a LEO a month or two ago, and if I remember correctly his sentence carried minimum prison time.

Here's what happened: remember that gaming store that he got kicked out of? Well Christian decided he wanted to have a word with the store's proprietor. So he convinced his mom to drive him down to the mall, and while I can't remember exactly what transpired Christian ended up getting into a fight with the owner of the gaming store AND the cop that showed up. Not to be outdone, the matriarch of the Chandler family decided to also have a go at the cop. They were both arrested and convicted. You might want to dig around in regards to details surrounding what happened, I'm sure I've missed something important.

[–]Unfa 1 point2 points ago

Was just reading ED about him. I saw the whole house tour - his mom is a hoarder or some shit?

[–]ccfreak2k 0 points1 point ago

This is probably the most concise writeup for it. For any who don't know who this Christian person is...there's quite a bit of context for the whole situation.

[–]the_raptor 0 points1 point ago

God damnit, you reminded me about Chris-chan and I have now wasted far too much time reading all the updates. I can't believe people are still trolling that dumb bastard.

[–]shitterplug 0 points1 point ago

This was like a year ago...

[–]hellmasterx 1 point2 points ago

"On 28 October 2011, just a few weeks after Bob's death, Chris and Barb launched a vehicular assault on the newly christened "Cville's Hobbies, Games, and Toys", now owned by Snyder. Chris and Barb both hit Snyder with their vehicle, injuring him, and were arrested near the scene. Both faced charges for hit and run, while Chris also had trespassing and misdemeanor assault and Barb had felony assault on a law enforcement official. Mike has also filed a civil suit against them both."

[–]shitterplug 0 points1 point ago

He's not. All he got was 2 years community service.

[–]Ladranix 0 points1 point ago

Commenting to be able to read into this when I get home, sounds wonderfully confusing and hilarious, or maybe I'm just a terrible person.

[–]airmasszero 38 points39 points ago

haha the disconnect between the face and the body

HAI I HERE TO FUCK U UP :D :D :D

[–]iRideDragons 9 points10 points ago

Also Ash's face is fucked up. Betcha didn't notice that bit.

[–]airmasszero 0 points1 point ago

huh?

[–]the_dyslexic_kid 1 point2 points ago

Well atleast we know he wasn't using steroids because his head didn't got larger.

[–]cultured_banana_slug 2 points3 points ago

Pikachu used Roid Rage. It was super-effective!

[–]airmasszero 0 points1 point ago

it made him OVER 9000!!!

[–]OODanK 8 points9 points ago

Not WTF in the slightest bit! Keep this shit under r/pokemon please!

[–]drewkungfu -1 points0 points ago

Seriously... i'm more wtf about this is even being here and with all the responses than it actually being a true wtf post. I can't wait till the pokemon generation experiences what i'm feeling... cartons of the following generation. A mass don't give a shit rift.

[–]bennycabrillo 13 points14 points ago

what happens when you add a thunderstone to the mix?

[–]CornerFlag 27 points28 points ago

Roidchu.

[–]MasterAardwolf 0 points1 point ago

Rapechu?

[–]skyman724 0 points1 point ago

It becomes a Raipoo.

[–]strills 1 point2 points ago

Raipyu

[–]Raneados 15 points16 points ago

Reminds me of Egoraptor's Awesome Pokemon Video

FUCK OW GOD MY FUCKING KNEE

THAT'S MY KNEE

DAMNIT

SHIT

[–]TheCitizenErased -1 points0 points ago

I NEED NOURISHMENT

[–]DominizZzle 10 points11 points ago

Speed: 1

[–]iRideDragons 7 points8 points ago

Ay. Ay gurl. Ay. Aaaaay.

Lemme peekatchu.

[–]memorulez 2 points3 points ago

That fucker would kick some serious ass..

[–]Hippyflippy420 2 points3 points ago

At first glance I thought his tail was his balls

[–]glenlikespie 2 points3 points ago

I thought he was pooping his tail

[–]hiphophippopotamus -1 points0 points ago

He just pooped a little.

[–]airmasszero -1 points0 points ago

Haha exactly my thoughts

[–]Cooper648 0 points1 point ago

Pikachu use steroids! It's super effective!

[–]Beericksen 0 points1 point ago

Size is lost in the pixels

[–]Thick_Is_Beautiful 0 points1 point ago

dat neck muscle

[–]Staceface2015 -1 points0 points ago

Great, my family thinks I'm crazy now....

[–]Nirvana9832 -1 points0 points ago

Notice he has no genitalia? Too much rare candy.

[–]kirhood17 -2 points-1 points ago

PIKACHUROIDS!

[–]NiteShadeX2 -1 points0 points ago

Defeated by any Ground Pokemon...

[–]blastinonions -1 points0 points ago

Pikachu achieves legendary status

[–]byttle -1 points0 points ago

Remember kids: Always evolve your Pokemon.

[–]perezidentt -1 points0 points ago

[–]Honig -1 points0 points ago

OINK Are those fists? Show 'em pig!

[–]thronewhey -1 points0 points ago

I haven't seen the urine sample results yet, but this Pokemon should have an asterisks next to his Pokedex statistics.

[–]thatguywhofaps -1 points0 points ago

Kinda looks like it is taking a shit...

[–]Dyrekt -1 points0 points ago

Poopachu

[–]Harkinian94 -1 points0 points ago

LVL 10 reupload

[–]LevelUpLeo -1 points0 points ago

Bullshit. Ash is NOT that good of a trainer.

[–]Tebasaki -1 points0 points ago

You gonna get pikaraped.

[–]newbieredditor2012 -1 points0 points ago

He'll probably still lose to a weak pokemon in the new region.

[–]redrum3567 -1 points0 points ago

Level 100, and still no penis...

[–]NoReallyPlease 0 points1 point ago

Tetsuo, I choose you!

[–]kneaders 0 points1 point ago

Looks like he's shitting out another pikachu.

[–]sgsollie 0 points1 point ago

This is the 152nd comment of this thread. You must all hate me now.

[–]yourmindin3D 0 points1 point ago

His tail... Need i say how wrong my mind is thinking?

[–]ObamaCookies 0 points1 point ago

Is it shitting its tail?

[–]SuperHerb 0 points1 point ago

Too bad he doesn't know tackle anymore...

[–]Rachopalops 0 points1 point ago

I want what he's having.

[–]averysadgirl 0 points1 point ago

That is fucking disgusting, yes even after seeing the cum boxers

[–]siilver 0 points1 point ago

Looks like pikachu needs to take a pika-poo

[–]Burning25 0 points1 point ago

Wow made me laugh horibly like a mix of pokemon and dragon ballz

[–]diuvic 0 points1 point ago

I havent acutaly "laughed out loud" from something online in quite a long time. Thank you.

[–]Nathan561 0 points1 point ago

Imagine Machoke

[–]andy_the_roo 0 points1 point ago

his power level... it's over 9000!

[–]Deergoose 0 points1 point ago

coffee came out of my nose...

ouch

[–]poonslyr69 0 points1 point ago

its cute?

[–]Sawgrad 0 points1 point ago

This is why Ash's Pikachu needs to evolve.

[–]my_porpoise_in_life 0 points1 point ago

[–]Burning25 0 points1 point ago

Dbz and pokemon meet up!!

[–]kamajo8991 0 points1 point ago

Jesus Tapdancing Christ.

[–]Grimsonite 2 points3 points ago

[–]Midnight_Skye 0 points1 point ago

Dat neck

[–]SeeNewzy 1 point2 points ago

Remember to wear rubber gloves when injecting your Pikachu with equipoise. (The steroid made for bulls/animals.) It's electricity can travel through the metal syringe and into your body. It's best to pay off Nurse Joy to do these injections for you and your electric pokemon, as they can be very dangerous. For other pokemon steroid tips visit Bruno at the Elite Four.

[–]monroebot1 1 point2 points ago

Thundershits!

[–]airmasszero 1 point2 points ago

Followed by thunder fuck!!

[–]ReallyForeverAlone 0 points1 point ago

Was I the only one that looked at his crotch first before looking at anything else?

[–]thrashhard702 -1 points0 points ago

Yes.

[–]AwayForToday 1 point2 points ago

Pikabro hits the gym 7 days a week.

[–]coffeezombi 1 point2 points ago

When did r/WTF become r/pokemon?

[–]TriggaFinger -2 points-1 points ago

please be his tail

[–]selfish_liberal -2 points-1 points ago

Anabolicachu, I CHOOSE YOU!!

[–]cyniclawl -2 points-1 points ago

"...We have a hulk."

[–]Mixalotmatt -2 points-1 points ago

Must be using game shark

[–]Urgnot -2 points-1 points ago

[–]int3rwebz3 -1 points0 points ago

Pikachu on steroids

[–]shaynethecoker 6 points7 points ago

*Rare candies

[–]oblivinite 3 points4 points ago

rare candie's a helluva drug

[–]robbiedo -3 points-2 points ago

Pikachu is exposed as a BALCO client.

[–]SamMcD2012 0 points1 point ago

Looks like he's taking a shit

[–]Hurp4Derp4 -2 points-1 points ago

I don't wanna be a point dexter, but as i remember it, Pokemons can only lv to 99...

[–]sturge2 -2 points-1 points ago

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[–]orimathath -2 points-1 points ago

I want to use this as my desktop background can someone find a larger resolution?

[–]Quazijoe -3 points-2 points ago

I thought he had a jagged penis, but then I remembered Pokemon don't have genitals.

[–]HaHa_ClowN_HaHa -3 points-2 points ago

That pikachu isn't level 100.. It's OVER 9000!!!

[–]mopxhead -2 points-1 points ago

Looks like Rob Liefeld got his hands on Pikachu

[–]godsbong -3 points-2 points ago

That face.

[–]captainburnz -3 points-2 points ago

Super saiyan built in.

[–]MysticalDarkness -2 points-1 points ago

And this is why I'm glad they kept the anime Pikachu as a skinny little mouse. If he turned out to be something like this, then my inner child would hang himself.

[–]itsaseadd -3 points-2 points ago

His neck looks like a ball-sack.

[–]Sokonomi -3 points-2 points ago

Pika, Pikachuchu motherfucker!

[–]Marty_Cannahelpyou -3 points-2 points ago

Pika-reem.

[–]Chewbaccers -5 points-4 points ago

Pikachu level: 100

[–]bmfbg -4 points-3 points ago

Lets be honest. As many battles as pickachu has been in he should look like this by now. At least be at lvl 100.

[–]MishMisha -4 points-3 points ago

Fantastisch!