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[–]amenfashion 4 points5 points ago

neither am i.

[–]fuunny- 0 points1 point ago

Do, I.

[–]amenfashion -1 points0 points ago

no...

[–]DaWalrus69 2 points3 points ago

I imagine that man being Nietzsche. Check the 'stache.

[–]orangesundae 1 point2 points ago

I imagine the man being Einstein.

[–]sugarbits 2 points3 points ago

I imagined him being Edgar Allan Poe.

[–]chain_chomp 0 points1 point ago

Srsly stahp.

[–]TheOneBritishGuy 0 points1 point ago

Probably because it's meant to be funny.

[–]7_legged_spider 0 points1 point ago

Edgar Allen Poe?

[–]SIGSTOP 0 points1 point ago

Source: Wondermark

[–]sidj1986 1 point2 points ago

It's because Mark Twain.

[–]Dino502Run 0 points1 point ago

I am

[–]insulanus 0 points1 point ago

Because that guy is a funny mothermucker.

I once had lunch with him, and we had an entire conversation about pickles. Who do you know that can hold a 30 minute conversation on pickles? Mind you, they were large pickles.

Would it kill ya'all to throw homie a link? http://wondermark.com/

[–]unknown_variables 0 points1 point ago

Well were you drunk when you posted it?

[–]bebeprincess2114 0 points1 point ago

lizard spock

[–]alexk218 0 points1 point ago

Probably because it's not.