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[–]LincolnSt 193 points194 points ago

That is the most midwestern picture I have ever seen. At least one woman in that picture is named Charlene.

[–]Anotherdamnclone 74 points75 points ago

Hey that's kinda biased towards Midwesterners they have way more variety, it could be Marlene for Darlene You never know

[–]vastair 87 points88 points ago

"Hello Charlene"

"I'm Marlene"

"Hello Marlene"

"I'm Charlene"

"Chew your gum" - Mel brooks

[–]sid2112 12 points13 points ago

Any Spaceballs reference gets an up-vote from me.

[–]Scarbane 9 points10 points ago

What? You went over my helmet?

[–]varemia 8 points9 points ago

There could even be a good ole' Arlene.

[–]FarmerTedd 4 points5 points ago

Canteen

[–]Anotherdamnclone 2 points3 points ago

Damn i knew i missed one

[–]GingerJesus89 0 points1 point ago

No, that's Texas.

[–]lamemusicdp 4 points5 points ago

From Missouri. my mom? Arline. checkmate.

[–]GingerJesus89 2 points3 points ago

He said Arlene. Not Arline, learn to rea.....oh wait.

[–]_catfacts 3 points4 points ago

Where we all ride horses to work

[–]scots23 1 point2 points ago

I wish we still rode horses up in Illinois. I'd name mine shadowfax and just go around smoking pipe-weed grown right in the shire. And I'd wave a really big stick at people.

[–]iUsedtoHadHerpes 0 points1 point ago

Without the horse, it just makes you seem weird.

[–]lethargicwalrus 6 points7 points ago

Oh, for cryin' in your beer cheese soup.

[–]eekthebat 8 points9 points ago

Maybe in 1972. These days, I bet one those girls' name is Amber.

[–]kidvenison 12 points13 points ago

Lived in Indiana my whole life. I have never met a Charlene.

[–]NextName 19 points20 points ago

Lived in Michigan all my life. I met some Shaniqua's, but never a Charlene.

[–]LegalElk 13 points14 points ago

Down here in Kansas we wouldn't consider Michigan midwest. You guys is south Canada. I know three Carlenes (that's how two of the three spell it.) Indiana maybe midwest, but pretty eastern from my perspective. I've always found it fascinating how different states perceive themselves.

[–]TopHatLarry 7 points8 points ago

As a Virginian I can say with authority I don't know what to think. The south says we're part of the north and the north thinks we,re part of the south.

[–]Opana 2 points3 points ago

Try being from Maryland, it's even worse for us. The map says we're the south, the south says we're the north, we have fucked up inbetween accents, we vote like we're New York or California, and half the state wishes they could secede. Virginia is the south to me and God bless it.

[–]OmNamahShivaya 4 points5 points ago

It's even worse if you live in Virginia Beach. It tries so hard to be southern yet it's one of the most upperclass areas in the entire state. There's basically a line of trees that separate the rich from the rednecks. But the people bleed through the line of course. Walmart is where they mix together the most.

[–]NextName 7 points8 points ago

This is how the US is actually split up.

Possibly more accurate.

This is what most of the United States goes off of when we say the South, Midwest, etc.

[–]LegalElk 1 point2 points ago

That's really interesting. Not that it matters but from where were from (Kansas) most people would call , Colorado, Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, Missouri, Iowa, South Dakota, Illinois then maybe Arkansas, Indiana, Wyoming midwest. Fascinating stuff.

[–]ThirdFloorGreg 10 points11 points ago

Wyoming, Montana, and Idaho should really be their own region. I propose "Midnothing."

[–]elizzybeth 3 points4 points ago

Once, in a bar with some friends, I tried to list all fifty states. Got 49 down, none of us could remember the last: Wyoming.

Never met anyone from Wyoming. Don't know what happens in Wyoming. Midnothing sounds about right.

[–]YourGFsFave 0 points1 point ago

I live in Wyoming and approve of this.

[–]Infini-Bus 6 points7 points ago

I'm in Michigan and I don't consider it midwest either. I think the Great Lakes is a distinct region.

[–]cocktails4 1 point2 points ago

I've always called Wisconsin, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, and Michigan 'Central'.

[–]AnneGwish 3 points4 points ago

Agreed. I'm from Oklahoma, I go to school with a Charlene, my mum has a friend named Carline, and my friend's mum's name is Marlene. Also, corn!

[–]Montgomrie 2 points3 points ago

Woo! Oklahoma upvote.

[–]Frankenfish 3 points4 points ago

As someone from Illinois, I consider Kansas awfully far west for the Midwest.

That being said, the Midwest can be divided into two sections, with the Mississippi east to Ohio/Western Pennsylvania being the Rustbelt and the Mississippi west to Colorado being the Great Plains

[–]LegalElk 0 points1 point ago

That's funny because the geographic center of the continental 48 is in Kansas. So we've got the Middle part down and I don't understand why we would be considered the western edge of the midwest. Lebanon, Kansas is the center I guess.

[–]TheJuBe 0 points1 point ago

My geographical conception is all off because I grew up in Georgia (EST) with family in Alabama (CST). I'm always surprised to learn (or be reminded) that some states are EST.

[–]OneSilentE 1 point2 points ago

Northern Illinois, no Charlene

[–]sid2112 -1 points0 points ago

I lived in that forsaken place as well. I now have moved MUCH closer to the equator, No more 18 inches of snow and ice for me!

[–]piroteknix 0 points1 point ago

Fellow Michigander. No Charlenes, Marlenes or Darlenes to be seen.

[–]mudpickle 0 points1 point ago

Making up for yall.....Grew up in Illinois. Have an Aunt Darlene AND Charlene.

[–]leviathanRyan 1 point2 points ago

From southern IL/ St Louis area and my grandma is Darlene, moms friend is Arlene, and had a manager one named Charlene. Unfortunately all of this is true.

[–]oliveyoutoo 0 points1 point ago

I'm from the same area. Alton, IL? Also, my great grandmas name is Charlene.

[–]maxifer 4 points5 points ago

As a Midwesterner, I'd like to point out that I've never met a Charlene (or Marlene or Darlene).

[–]Trashcanman33 3 points4 points ago

I'm from Kansas and I've never met a Charlene. People tend to have biblical names, such as Joe and Mary. I took a survey in one of my high school classes, out of 13 girls, 7 had the middle name Marie, very Christian name.

[–]niceshoelaces 0 points1 point ago

I'm from Nebraska and most girls I know have the middle names Anne, Marie, or Lynn. Isn't that a country-wide thing, though (I have no clue; I've never been out of the midwest)?

[–]steelfrog -1 points0 points ago

Or 'Darlene'. They're interchangeable.

[–]Vexing 0 points1 point ago

Not really. They have places like this all over. We have a few in NJ and I've seen a bunch up in NY.

[–]Ehmuhlee 0 points1 point ago

I'm from the midwest, and have never met anyone named Charlene.

[–]Frankenfish 0 points1 point ago

Initially thought this was stupid, but then realized that I'm from Illinois and my grandmother's name is Charlene....

[–]nmeseth 0 points1 point ago

I live in Iowa and I've never met anyone named Charlene. Or even heard of anyone named that.

[–]avelertimetr 0 points1 point ago

[–]myownfamilytradition 114 points115 points ago

That's some hard-pour corn.

(someone said this when this pic was posted a while back, I thought it was clever.)

[–]Borbio 0 points1 point ago

And the Simpsons.

[–]Flantastic185 4 points5 points ago

[–]Quipster99 19 points20 points ago

[–]5loon 2 points3 points ago

Oh god I'm guessing someone is going to buy that domain soon.

[–]Saicotic 3 points4 points ago

Risky click

[–]KennyFuckingPowers 0 points1 point ago

Props for admitting

[–]Nwsamurai 0 points1 point ago

That's a Simpsons reference, right?

The one where Marge gets concerned about unhealthy food.

[–]BBrown7 11 points12 points ago

[–]vastair 19 points20 points ago

of course its real

[–]Kelvara 6 points7 points ago

[–]ThatIsMyHat 3 points4 points ago

There really is a subreddit for everything.

[–]justapunkrocksong 0 points1 point ago

Is that picture real? That's amazing.

[–]ratacat7 0 points1 point ago

[–]fishbethany 39 points40 points ago

As a farm girl raised in Nebraska, I can happily say I've done the same thing. It feels amazing.

[–]spaceyraygun 62 points63 points ago

a-maize-ing

[–]harmdaddy 2 points3 points ago

That was corny.

[–]MoogieCowser 0 points1 point ago

[–]peekoooz 7 points8 points ago

I'm from Upstate NY, not Nebraska, but I seek these things out at county fairs/state fair. I worked on a dairy farm, but I was the calf feeder, so I mostly dealt with milk, which isn't very fun. The sweet feed starter grain was too sticky to be fun, but the pellets... OHHHHH MANNNNNNNN.... the pellets! Those were fun.

[–]Gorillaz_Noodle 3 points4 points ago

NY upvote.

I got your back nigga.

[–]cowtow 10 points11 points ago

I got your back nigga.

white people

[–]Ghostalker474 0 points1 point ago

I'm so glad I escaped from there before I heard this.

[–]MillerTime722 2 points3 points ago

Yay, fellow Nebraskan! That girl on the left actually looks like she's wearing a Creighton shirt too.

[–]resistingsimplicity 1 point2 points ago

Fellow farm girl from Nebraska here. I've never poured corn on myself, but I did/do love the feel of running my hands through it.

[–]AnnieChrist 1 point2 points ago

I signed in just to upvote and say the exact same thing.

[–]Opana -1 points0 points ago

After reading On the Road I've always wanted to date a farm girl. I'd pick her up and just go go go. Is it true the prettiest girls in the world live in Des Moines?

[–]pterodactyltaser 1 point2 points ago

Omaha

[–]niceshoelaces 0 points1 point ago

Hello, fellow Nebraskan :)

[–]Inityx 48 points49 points ago

Aww yiss

[–]Annarr 51 points52 points ago

motha

fuckin

corn

[–]DeathToPennies 1 point2 points ago

Nooo, we're supposed to make it span multiple comments :(

[–]AssassinFlonne 13 points14 points ago

For MAXIMUM KARMAAAAAA

[–]crackhappy -2 points-1 points ago

That is... magic.

[–]dabockster -2 points-1 points ago

[–]cuddlep00p 26 points27 points ago

Aww yiss, pouring dried corn over yourself is just heavenly. When one slips down your shirt and grazes a nipple...

goosebumps

[–]poompt 15 points16 points ago

I'm disturbed by the number of people here who have tried this.

[–]Omniduro 2 points3 points ago

Good to see I'm not the only one in this boat.

[–]albequirky 0 points1 point ago

I honestly didn't know this was a thing.

Do Asians do the same with rice?

[–]TruthyPam 2 points3 points ago

Tell that to this guy!

[–]Cactrot 3 points4 points ago

This picture is too cornographic.

[–]MOFUNKY 4 points5 points ago

I was looking for the longest time before i saw her

[–]sittty 12 points13 points ago

[–]AgreesWithIdiots 3 points4 points ago

Someone photoshop the scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz standing there with his crotch right where the bowl is.

[–]zeusmastr2 3 points4 points ago

OH LAWD

[–]NoHero3s 3 points4 points ago

Nothing like some soft pour corn.

[–]DeepRoot 0 points1 point ago

Hardcore soft corn

[–]plutos_kiss 7 points8 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Cooooorrrnnn... 29coms 323pts 3mos WTF
Oh the feeling of corn. 233coms 1937pts 4mos pics

source: karmadecay

[–]TheHerbalGerbil 3 points4 points ago

I read that as 29corns / 233corns.

[–]Omnipotent_Hamster 1 point2 points ago

Has this truly only been reposted twice?

It's great and it's 4+ months old. That's crazy.

[–]iDisc 1 point2 points ago

It's a shame because I was looking for this pic like 2 months ago after seeing it on here just to laugh at it. C'mon Reddit you guys can repost better than this.

[–]Omnipotent_Hamster 0 points1 point ago

If I don't see this again within the week I am going to be gravely disappointed in you reddit.

[–]FartMart 0 points1 point ago

We've got borderline OC right here.

[–]lifwanian 2 points3 points ago

Not gonna lie, first thing I did was see which of the four is sitting on the corn cob.

[–]iquitinternet 1 point2 points ago

the girl in the back looks kind of envious and evil.

[–]xanroeld 1 point2 points ago

I spent way too long starting at this, thinking it was a slow-loading gif.

[–]kenba2099 1 point2 points ago

Corn is always interesting.

[–]OneSilentE 0 points1 point ago

Corn actually does feel pretty good. If you ever go to one of those places that has a "corn" box, stick your hands or even your feet in it. Don't know if I'd go as far as pouring it down my shirt though.

[–]Jorru 1 point2 points ago

o-o that kid looks exactly like my little sister

where was this taken?

[–]Theresapicforthat 1 point2 points ago

[–]Sesson 1 point2 points ago

Is that Egg?

[–]ThatIsMyHat 1 point2 points ago

That feel when corn.

[–]Connoristheking 1 point2 points ago

That's some hard pour corn.

[–]UnsureAbsolute -1 points0 points ago

Aaahhh, my dick feels like corn.

[–]peterfalls 0 points1 point ago

Geez man, NSFW tag please. Some of us can't be caught looking at corn.

[–]Bipolarruledout 1 point2 points ago

We have so much food we swim in it!

[–]Amandalovesu904 0 points1 point ago

aw yis

edit: i lol'ed for like 7 seconds. which is rare.

[–]duffman349 0 points1 point ago

funny thing is, I live in Iowa, and I shit you not we do this. we have giant tubs of corn for people to play in.

[–]APWTSIS 0 points1 point ago

This corn is an angel...

[–]Tocci978 0 points1 point ago

You can't have corn without Amish Butt Butter! Feel free to Urban Dictionary that. (Nsfw)

[–]mcknicker 1 point2 points ago

If /r/aww has taught me anything, we are in fact laughing at a disabled person in the middle of a violent seizure that the OP has conveniently neglected to tell us about. Shame on us all.

[–]iGametooMuch 0 points1 point ago

Spent five minutes of my life trying to figure out what was so funny.... evidently im blind....and Ive never been so relieved it wasnt a penis.

[–]darthzaphod 0 points1 point ago

Dude, you ever felt corn?

I didn't think so.

[–]jnasty123 0 points1 point ago

I want to see a front picture of this girl... because from the side she looks like me and its creeping me out

[–]0311 0 points1 point ago

I buried myself in one of these things once. ...it was actually really awesome.

[–]RockFerrit 0 points1 point ago

What a big adams apple

[–]tacosforfree 0 points1 point ago

My first thought is biodome, the movie.

[–]RetroCorn 0 points1 point ago

Partially relevant username.

[–]Hindu_Wardrobe 0 points1 point ago

I got frightened for a second that it was an old photo of me, because my friends and I used to do this back when we were kids, when the local farm would set up the corn pit.

Arizona, by the way. Not the midwest.

[–]TheBest158 0 points1 point ago

SO MUCH CORN..... I think I'm going into Corn Shock.. someone call for help

[–]Grimmbles 0 points1 point ago

Slow scrolling payoff like a motherfucker.

[–]special_j 0 points1 point ago

Ann?

[–]whatumeanstudy 0 points1 point ago

lets be honest, we've all had our fun with corn on the cob ;)

[–]Guyinapeacoat 1 point2 points ago

Meanwhile, in Nebraska...

[–]baby_corn_is_corn 0 points1 point ago

Aw, yeah.

[–]Morrowind12 -1 points0 points ago

one of the older girls i would not mind to get in that corn with her

[–]neurone214 0 points1 point ago

I'm just going to type what I said on my second glance. "What the fuck is going on here?"

[–]wellsdb 0 points1 point ago

I know that feel, bro.

[–]atorni 0 points1 point ago

wait for it.... CORNGASM!

[–]pterodactyltaser 0 points1 point ago

That's my cousin. Pretty damn sure. Why have a not seen this before??? I'm pretty certain I know where this is too

[–]lasertorch 0 points1 point ago

Dat feels.

[–]SteampunkPinion 0 points1 point ago

It really scares me to say this, but if that picture was older, I'd swear the corn-bather was me. I definitely did that one at the fair, and let me tell you.... DAT FEEL.

[–]harmdaddy 1 point2 points ago

I'm generally afraid to look through the comments of pictures with girls because no matter what the focus of the picture is there is always a few people who decide that the main discussion should be about how attractive they are. Not white knighting, just sick of hearing about how every girl on the internet looks.

[–]heyitslolo 0 points1 point ago

Its time to heat things up!

[–]bigscrawny 0 points1 point ago

Thank God you didn't type wait til you see it, or shit bricks, or some dumb shit like that.

[–]Hamilton5M 0 points1 point ago

Reported for underage Child Corn

[–]Nerd_Swag 0 points1 point ago

Corngasm?

[–]yeathl 0 points1 point ago

Best photo bomb ever!

[–]TheFluxIsThis 0 points1 point ago

Corn girl is definitely going to get inserted into some other pictures, methinks.

[–]thunderballz 0 points1 point ago

Hardpore corn

[–]old_adam 1 point2 points ago

[–]yingking0203 -1 points0 points ago

My mom works at a garden center where, right now, it's "Fall Fest" so they have things set up for the kids, including an area filled with corn, like a sandbox. Kids like to put the corn down their pants so you seem them walk away and leave a trail of corn.

[–]fake_user_meme -4 points-3 points ago

REPOST

[–]Mathgeek763 1 point2 points ago

This isn't by chance in MN, if not there are way to many of these places

[–]OneSilentE 0 points1 point ago

In fall, you can find one of these places every couple miles in the rural parts of the midwest

[–]intensenerd 0 points1 point ago

We have one out here in Idaho as well.

[–]nuxeon -3 points-2 points ago

She was feeling corny. She had to have the corn. Whatever

[–]angryfinger 0 points1 point ago

"Oh baby, you know I love it when you corn on my tits". -Midwest girl

[–]pujolsrox11 -2 points-1 points ago

Id do the girl second from the right ;p just saying (as long as she is of age of course)

[–]poonJavi39 -5 points-4 points ago

Fap....

[–]Koregaming -1 points0 points ago

Sadly enough, this isn't even from the mid-west. My cousin is in that picture. This is from New York...

[–]Karevma 0 points1 point ago

My friend from New Mexico is also in here. So Southwest?

[–]cameronabab -5 points-4 points ago

Photobomb level? Corn.