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[–]IceColdCarnivore 203 points204 points ago

I want to put my hand on the pumpkin in the second picture...

It looks so ergonomic.

[–]mypantsareonmyhead 71 points72 points ago

"Show me on the pumpkin where Uncle touched you".

[–]prepaidpanic 745 points746 points ago

These are absolutely amazing and make me feel lazy and untalented.

[–]Pirate2012 143 points144 points ago

Agreed after recalling the pathetic ones I made last year

[–]Theresapicforthat 402 points403 points ago

[–]entirely_irrelephant 99 points100 points ago

Boss.

[–]FullRetarded_3 12 points13 points ago

And.... we will weep for him, in the press! Set up a scholarship in his name, and wayyyy way down the road we will file an insurance claim for him! "Les Grossman"

[–]VirtualAnarchy 5 points6 points ago

Yes I also think this fellow should do the reddit alien in pumpkin form.

[–]IndieGamerRid 4 points5 points ago

Suddenly, a novelty account appears: ShittyPumpkinCarving!

[–]harleq01 2 points3 points ago

Seriously? No one is going to photoshop Nick Cage's face into a pumpkin?

[–]Kliptic69 1 point2 points ago

As fuck

[–]surprisedpanda 48 points49 points ago

[–]dogsarentedible 33 points34 points ago

Well LA DI FUCKING DA. MR. TALENTED OVER HERE CARVED A FUCKING PUMPKIN.

But seriously, that's pretty good.

[–]ShesNotATreeDashie 22 points23 points ago

[–]oh_bother 18 points19 points ago

[–]surprisedpanda 2 points3 points ago

wow! this is awesome

[–]thesevmancometh 45 points46 points ago

DAE ZELDA

[–]surprisedpanda 18 points19 points ago

This pumpkin has never been posted in r/gaming. This is the most relevant that any home-carved pumpkin will ever be.

[–]Murderous_Prime 0 points1 point ago

Are you really surprised?

[–]Lambdaleth 4 points5 points ago

[–]u_drty_lout 2 points3 points ago

Boss as well

[–]muppetmonster84 1 point2 points ago

Again! Lovin this account!

[–]OmEgah15 68 points69 points ago

I made one with my ex once, Green Lantern's Lantern that I put a green strobe light inside the hallowed out pumpkin. It rotted and deflated just like our relationship. ಠ_ಠ

[–]F1ddlesticks 1 point2 points ago

That took a dark turn.

[–]int3rwebz3 1 point2 points ago

I'm so sorry about that

[–]OmEgah15 1 point2 points ago

Thank you Int3rwebz3, that's nice of you to say!

[–]prepaidpanic 36 points37 points ago

Some years I don't even carve them

[–]youngRussell 44 points45 points ago

Some years they aren't even pumpkins.

[–]Metamorphism 20 points21 points ago

I eat my pumpkins. They're delicious.

edit - very sad when I see them rotting. total waste of good food. Treat your pumpkin right this year.

[–]liartellinglies 8 points9 points ago

I drink my pumpkins. Without sugar on the rim.

[–]cuddlep00p 15 points16 points ago

What are you doing here?! You're too hardcore for this thread

[–]Mikealden 13 points14 points ago

I just skip a step and put store bought pumpkin pie on my front porch. That's skipping a step, right?

[–]ClareBear 2 points3 points ago

One, two, skip a few...

[–]takeapieandrun 7 points8 points ago

Reddit usually has that effect on me

[–]jimmysuarez 7 points8 points ago

Don't feel bad, you're probably equally good at something else! Besides, this person probably carves for a living/part-time job.

[–]PushThatFatKid 29 points30 points ago

"Equally" might be overstating it.

The pumpkin guy is probably better at what he does than anybody that has ever attempted it. There are very few people that can say that about themselves, about anything.

[–]prepaidpanic 20 points21 points ago

:( You dashed my temporary self esteem boost.

[–]PushThatFatKid 11 points12 points ago

[–]bobbler 9 points10 points ago

then again, if I'm the best at something that nobody really does, does that make me 'equally' as good as Usain Bolt at the 100m?

(not necessarily disagreeing, just curious of how and what people think about that one)

[–]PushThatFatKid 11 points12 points ago

I think what makes someone like Usain Bolt so special is that he's the best at something that everybody does. Anybody can run, so think how fucking hard you would have to work to be the best at it.

[–]mderren 4 points5 points ago

no seriously I'm not that good at ANYTHING!

[–]YOU-ARE-A-CUNT 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, I'm trying to tell myself that too but I can't lie to myself.

[–]prepaidpanic 0 points1 point ago

Aw, thanks man! You should be a motivational speaker.

[–]Reptarftw 2 points3 points ago

I'm going to choose to believe these are actually created via sorcery and witchcraft, and not bare hands and ingenuity. There, I feel better about my non-sorcerer status already!

[–]peekoooz 81 points82 points ago

This dude is my inspiration! I can't do anything remotely comparable to what he can do, but his work is what inspired me to explore different ways of carving.

Here's mine from last year

It sucks that pumpkins are only around for a short time each year. I'll do a few and hone my skills a little more, and then forget all of that by the next year. I could carve other things, but... I don't... :/

[–]chewp911 34 points35 points ago

Watermelon carve in the offseason?

[–]muppetmonster84 8 points9 points ago

Hey man, I was impressed

[–]deltarob 1 point2 points ago

get some knives and chisels and get carving some wood!

[–]Beasty_Glanglemutton 2 points3 points ago

Nice work.

[–]beepborpimajorp 3 points4 points ago

I saw him on a few food network challenges! He's very talented!

[–]bronameth 127 points128 points ago

At what point does realistic become hyper?

[–]FranticDisembowel 45 points46 points ago

I'm not so sure this is an actual case of hyper-realism. From what I've seen, hyper-realism occurs when the lines between real and fake become blurred. Like when you see an amazing picture but then upon closer inspection you realize it's a painting, or something along those lines.

[–]breachgnome 80 points81 points ago

When it drinks Brawndo.

[–]ozone63 47 points48 points ago

It's what pumpkins crave

[–]VeryAngryRaptor 11 points12 points ago

It's got electrolytes!

[–]WillMcB 3 points4 points ago

MOVIE REFRENCES

[–]fowleryo 5 points6 points ago

It's what carve pumpkins

[–]Sloppy1sts 7 points8 points ago

When, if it weren't orange, it would look like the real thing.

[–]fooosh 8 points9 points ago

The good folks over at /r/shittyaskscience may be able to help you.

[–]lazyduke 35 points36 points ago

[–]Bilgistic 2 points3 points ago

Putin doesn't look very amused by that.

[–]Sickamore 2 points3 points ago

Those eyes have to be inserted glass replicates. Please tell me those eyes are replicates and that we don't have a freak of a human who can carve out realistic eyes in over-sized vegetables.

[–]msdsp 55 points56 points ago

I can't even cut out triangle eyes.

[–]Metamorphism 38 points39 points ago

[–]Kuonji 4 points5 points ago

Fedor!

[–]ReverendEnder 1 point2 points ago

What is this from?!?!

[–]Metamorphism 1 point2 points ago

Video. It was after some fight, not sure which one ;)

[–]lookitsgordo 95 points96 points ago

Half of them just look like Gary Busey. Not that that's a bad thing.

[–]Natural_Question 53 points54 points ago

[–]kelthazar 5 points6 points ago

I interned at Full Moon features for 3 months. (the company that made that and many other retro horror movies)

[–]Swagmonaut 3 points4 points ago

How was that? That seems like it would be a lot of fun. Do they give as little fucks as I think they do?

[–]kelthazar 6 points7 points ago

Not my cup of tea to be honest, I like to think i'm a "weird and different" guy, but hanging out with them for 6 hours a day, I felt normal... they went to midget wrestling religiously, some of the workers even participated as characters.

Oddly enough, they put alot of work into realeasing their films; they take the time to MAKE it look crappy lol.

[–]Natural_Question 1 point2 points ago

What did you do there?

[–]kelthazar 4 points5 points ago

Busy work mostly; ran errands for the boss, researched horror and anime conventions, updated their website, ect. There were a few times though, that I had to sit down and watch their movies for 8 hours and create the subtitles for them... Oh and i worked on set for some of the new movies that they released, that was fun too.

[–]Natural_Question 2 points3 points ago

Yea usual intern stuff, but it helps get your foot in the door if thats what you're into. That little bit on your resume is a good conversation piece though. Reading your other comment, the fact that the people in this genre put effort into it is what makes it so great and hilarious to me. Bugs me to talk to people that don't realize its supposed to be "stupid".

[–]kelthazar 2 points3 points ago

"foot in the door" was the intent of me taking the internship, hopefully it'll help for me as a Motion Graphics Major. Yeah i never took their movies seriously, it was a slap in the face to see that they have to crank these movies out in two weeks and the amount of team members and sleepless nights that go into it, no matter how "dumb" they look.

[–]Natural_Question 2 points3 points ago

Well thats where Robert Rodriguez started and he remains my favorite name in the film industry. Good luck out there and be sure to keep all of your contacts.

[–]Photog_dog 2 points3 points ago

i hate to say, I've seen this movie.

[–]TeslasPigeon 2 points3 points ago

You get an up vote for knowing one of my favorite movies!

[–]Natural_Question 5 points6 points ago

Gingerdead Man 2: The Passion Of The Crust is one of my all time favorite movie titles.

[–]TeslasPigeon 3 points4 points ago

Oh shit! You just made my day!

[–]imperialxcereal 2 points3 points ago

A buddy of mine is an Executive Producer for Gingerdead Man 2. That totally raised his cool points even higher with me.

[–]Natural_Question 2 points3 points ago

Next time you see him, tell him I said this.

[–]Layer_Cake 4 points5 points ago

Now I see him in almost all of them.

[–]lookitsgordo 6 points7 points ago

You're welcome.

[–]bradlei 1 point2 points ago

Please make one of him in his mugshot.

[–]Kerpath 17 points18 points ago

If I saw 17 on Halloween I would shit myself!

[–]rediTTTlaw 7 points8 points ago

After having sex with that vagina mouth?

[–]Kerpath 12 points13 points ago

No, when I am in the process.

[–]CODYsaurusREX 8 points9 points ago

Came here to say that. Break off the fangs, and out the lube boys. I'm going in.

[–]HawaiianBrian 2 points3 points ago

"You got a purty mouth."

"SCREEEEEEYOOOOWRRLL!"

[–]EnigmaEcstacy 35 points36 points ago

The guy was my high school art teacher. One of the coolest teachers I've ever had. He worked on this while everyone in class did what they wanted (so long as it didn't annoy him and was art related)

I can't wait for the new round of pumpkins to come out.

Edit: Just linked him this thread on facebook, and suggested he do an AMA if anyone is interested.

[–]biggreenfan 4 points5 points ago

while everyone in class did what they wanted.

Meaning their own art, or he just didn't teach?

[–]obesemorbidity 10 points11 points ago

Did anyone watch Halloween Wars on Food Network last Fall? The guy who carved these pumpkins single-handedly carried his otherwise sucky team to the finals. He was easily the most talented person out of all the contestants.

[–]ARCHA1C 8 points9 points ago

Don't fuck with the Chuck!

[–]ScienceYouMonster 20 points21 points ago

They kind of give me the creeps, per this phenomenon: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley

[–]CODYsaurusREX 1 point2 points ago

Interesting read. Upvote.

[–]Dr_Funkenstein_ 1 point2 points ago

Damn, I'd never heard of this, but felt that feeling many times. Thank you for this.

[–]ci5ic 7 points8 points ago

I've done this a few times. Mine aren't nearly as good, but I get better every year.

Here's a few:

my first attempt (2008) This one looks like an angry/stoned eskimo.

another one I did after that

2009

2009 different angle

2010

Can't seem to find a photo of 2011, but looking forward to doing it again soon.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

The predator face makes me a little horny.

[–]claysumj 5 points6 points ago

[–]billyboogie 5 points6 points ago

Are these real? How does that chieftan have feathers hanging off of the side?

[–]saramander22 4 points5 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhOzGCEUNTg Here's a news story about him. It's 2 years old, but it features two of the pumpkins in the post.

[–]couldbee 3 points4 points ago

This is awesome, but it would suck that after you spend all this time making a badass carving, nature says "don't care" and it molds and dies.

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[–]Baryn 3 points4 points ago

Every year, the Internet makes my own jack-o-lantern exploits less and less exciting.

[–]Dominolindsay 3 points4 points ago

A couple that I've done but not even close to measuring up to those. http://imgur.com/a/9YOiz

[–]goodathiestyosef 5 points6 points ago

This leads to a very guilty confession: when I was a college freshman, I got a bit drunk on Halloween, and upon returning to the dorms later on in the presence of friends and a girl I was interested in, I saw a small carved (not a good carving) pumpkin. For some reason, I didn't even think about it: I smashed it INSIDE the dorm. A short, plump guy comes out and I notice it's the other floor's RA. It was his pumpkin. I was expecting a serious chewing-out or maybe a letter from the dean..but what I got was even worse. He just looks at me with these sad puppy-dog eyes and says 'I'll just clean this up...' the girl looks at me like I'm the biggest douche in the milky-way, and goes home not long afterward - and like 10 years later I can't forgive myself

[–]your_message_here 6 points7 points ago

Ray Villafane is the sculptor, find his studio on Facebook and you'll see a ton of amazing work in many different mediums.

[–]DarkEndzor 4 points5 points ago

repost.

EDIT: Seriously, this is less than 2 months old.

[–]Troq 2 points3 points ago

I can't even count how many times I've seen this on the front page.

[–]EngagementBacon 1 point2 points ago

I wish i were this talented...

[–]Drfapfap 1 point2 points ago

Number 20 looks like the Belinda meme...

[–]Nebit 2 points3 points ago

Christ, Halloween is not far away. I guess that means summer is coming to an end. Now I feel bad for not enjoying it enough.

[–]smurker 1 point2 points ago

Alright, this beats anything anyone else will post for carving pumpkins this year. That means no one else is allowed to post pumpkin pictures.

[–]xMandaPandax 1 point2 points ago

Those are absolutely amazing :D I love the last one with the zipper. I so wish I could do pumpkin carving but sadly I am not gifted in that area :(

[–]nukulr 2 points3 points ago

That football player looks exactly like Willem Dafoe.

[–]JakiiB 1 point2 points ago

ctrl-f Dafoe. Yep, I'm not insane.

[–]garychencool 1 point2 points ago

I buy those cheap and plastic ones...

I'm just lazy.

[–]Against_Leviathan 1 point2 points ago

Does anyone know what tools someone would use for this type of sculpting?

[–]TOAST2218 1 point2 points ago

same as if you are in ceramics, making clay sculptures. the guy that does all of these posts a new one every year and every few months his pumpkins are posted, here is his website if you are interested http://villafanestudios.com/

[–]whoamanwtf 1 point2 points ago

These make me want to pay someone to do my pumpkin's for me...

[–]FoundPie 1 point2 points ago

How is this possible? Look at that zipper!!!

[–]Jc40k 2 points3 points ago

They even had split face from The Thing!

[–]ArturHawkwing 1 point2 points ago

Sometimes I just have to stand back in awe of the awesome power of what humans can do. This is incredible

[–]Casumarzu 1 point2 points ago

I think I saw that Medusa pumpkin on Food Network Challenge once. The snakes had motors attached to them.

[–]notmylegalname 1 point2 points ago

The Eyes...how?

[–]Kiwi150 1 point2 points ago

Some of these make me think "HOW?" like the indian chief, Predator and Medusa.

[–]yaokayguy 1 point2 points ago

Hyper-realistic repost from years ago. This is how we know reddit is being overwhelmed by children in grade school or moronic karma whores.

Shits reposted over and over again that they either haven't seen because they just got on their Dad's computer, or they're just part of the ever growing down syndrome hive mind that is infesting Reddit as of today.

Man screw this site, shits out of hand.

[–]DanDanTheMonkeyMan 3 points4 points ago

TIL a pumpkin is a berry. True story.

[–]NightOwl58 3 points4 points ago

And I'm just sitting here masturbating.

:(

[–]Insanejavo 1 point2 points ago

I've seen this before.. but fuck it

[–]danmayzing 2 points3 points ago

I was really expecting a Nicolas Cage pumpkin. You have let me down.

[–]mortalwombat7 1 point2 points ago

The third one kind of looks like Tom Waits.

[–]littlejilly 1 point2 points ago

TEACH ME!!

[–]jewp460 1 point2 points ago

this one totally looks like Tom Waits

[–]nugget9k 1 point2 points ago

This pisses me off. I know that the person making these is unfathomably talented, and probably making 1/1000th of what a famous sports player makes.

[–]Pjoco0708 0 points1 point ago

I read about this guy whose name escapes me in a Michigan newspaper dedicated to haunted houses called fear finder. He is fantastic.

[–]Lonely_Toast 0 points1 point ago

And I can barely carve a ghost.

[–]kittyunderthesea 0 points1 point ago

Hot damn that is some sweet ass fuckin punkin carving

[–]cark12 1 point2 points ago

Does anybody else think the sixth one looks a smidgen like Mitt Romney?

[–]LustInSpace 1 point2 points ago

How does one do this? I had a solid one last year but not this good. I used a spoon though. Certainly there is a better way?

[–]biggreenfan 1 point2 points ago

There's a video in this thread that shows some of the how. Also, there's a link to the artist's website where he sells a tutorial video.

[–]triel187 0 points1 point ago

Saved the best for last.

[–]Chrono68 0 points1 point ago

The third one looks like a Librarian in Terminator Armor..

[–]stb14808 0 points1 point ago

Couldn't even wait till October to jump on the Halloween karma train?

I don't blame ya!

[–]veryfunnyandhandsome 1 point2 points ago

The artist even puts pores on most of the faces. Just awesome

[–]everythingisalright 0 points1 point ago

I can't even do a triangle without cutting a big slit into my pumpkin where it doesn't belong.

[–]multichrome 0 points1 point ago

I'm not the only one who sees Nick Cage in the third one?

[–]alectheman 0 points1 point ago

Want to see surprise mutha fucka carving.

[–]Tebasaki 1 point2 points ago

Almost got through September without sexy halloween costume or pumpkin carving posts.

[–]jackmydog 1 point2 points ago

Speechless. Just amazing art here.

[–]BrohannesJahms 0 points1 point ago

I get it already. I suck at pumpkins.

[–]stabsthedrama 0 points1 point ago

I absolutely fucking LOVE these and cannot wait for these to come out every single year.

People need to check out the Blizzard pumpking Carving Championships as well if you haven't seen them. I am always floored by the enthusiasm put into this contest in specific.

My friend once made a great A7X pumpkin and we went to go see them, he left it at home not thinking anything of it. (It was around Halloween that year and he was just making a batt skull design in a pumpkin he decided to carve.) This was at the Roseland Ballroom (NYC) awhile back. He didn't know that A7X had a pumpkin carving contest going on that night that they played. We noticed pretty quick, from all the Avenged Sevenfold themed pumpkins scattered around the already eccentric stage. We would have had backstage passes to go backstage with them like all the other (knowing) participants did. We instead watched as the entire band, and all of those smart (lucky?) enough to end up in the balcony on top of the stage (behind frosted glass) as they took Jager Bomb after Jager Bomb with the band before they (so amazingly) took the stage and blew our young minds that night.

I have never carved a pumpkin.

[–]haxorjimduggan 0 points1 point ago

I would shit in my tiny little pants if I ever saw any single one of these outside somebody's house on hallowe'en....

[–]Frau_Bohne 0 points1 point ago

what do they look like when lit from inside?

[–]gaelicsteak 0 points1 point ago

These were on Pinterest a few days ago. They beat us!

[–]Pseudophobic 0 points1 point ago

I wonder how long each one of these takes, and to think that they will eventually rot away.

[–]Kevinx232 0 points1 point ago

I cant believe those are pumpkins. Amazing!

[–]here_for_the_lols 0 points1 point ago

The chief is absolutely fantastic. That and the last 2 were my favourites. Whoever made these is a legend

[–]s4m5on 0 points1 point ago

All i can say is fucking cool

[–]i_yurt_on_your_face 0 points1 point ago

I really hope there's a shot of all of these together. These things are awesome.

[–]MoonbayGoodBubba 1 point2 points ago

How much for the Indian head? It's my favorite! You did an EXCELLENT job on all of them though!

[–]TalesNT 0 points1 point ago

For some strange reason I was expecting the last one to be restored ecce homo.

[–]obamatheliar 0 points1 point ago

The last one is my favorite.

[–]walks91 0 points1 point ago

its amazing how they were able to carve those fast enough before they spoiled...

[–]sillydots 0 points1 point ago

awesome! but they got progressively creepier

[–]mjp28341 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit that's fucking awesome

[–]JaredKJames 0 points1 point ago

[–]LuckyAmeliza 0 points1 point ago

I'm not this good, but if I were to carve a pumpkin, I'd probably be able to make it look more like this. Which would be cool too...I need to get some pumpkins now.

[–]loveypower 0 points1 point ago

amazing.

[–]Bananaattack 0 points1 point ago

Who turned that Predator into a pumpkin?

[–]Sugisaki 0 points1 point ago

Sure beats the hell outta my smiley faces.

[–]MrCubeGuy 0 points1 point ago

The second to last one is really cool.

[–]Will0whisp 0 points1 point ago

So much talent

[–]McNarNar 0 points1 point ago

I'm so fucking high. Pumpkins rule

[–]Kliptic69 1 point2 points ago

[–]monksawse 0 points1 point ago

I especially like Chevy Chase.

[–]TwoScoopsOfDick 0 points1 point ago

What tool would one use to carve like this? Or tools

[–]jrglpfm 0 points1 point ago

You just couldn't wait til the 1st to post this huh?

[–]CornFedHonky 0 points1 point ago

Hyper-reposted every year.

[–]counselorsteve 0 points1 point ago

Is "14", John Goodman?

[–]Gn4hyre 0 points1 point ago

A timelapse of the carving would be crazy

[–]catnip83 0 points1 point ago

well that escalated quickly...

[–]aphir 0 points1 point ago

dat repost

[–]tripdub 0 points1 point ago

The angels have the pumpkin.

[–]crazymixn 0 points1 point ago

how I feel when my distant elderly relatives squeeze my cheeks when they see me

[–]whatumeanstudy 0 points1 point ago

well dont lad! if you dont like this.. then youre flat out dumb

[–]magicwizard 0 points1 point ago

Those are some absolutely smashing pumpkins.

[–]ntrent 0 points1 point ago

Pumpkins already? last time i checked its not even october

[–]ocarinamaster64 0 points1 point ago

Some of these aren't strictly carvings. More like "sculptures." But still amazing work.

[–]houyx 0 points1 point ago

The guy who carved these has some serious talent.

[–]hoopy888 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone else think the third pumpkin from the bottom looks like the aliens from 'Mars Attacks'? (Without the big brain and helmet!)

[–]porkchameleon 0 points1 point ago

GODDAMN!

[–]cheeeo 0 points1 point ago

This fucking post, AGAIN.

[–]ResilientHooker 0 points1 point ago

But, but how?