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[–]Nowhere_Man_Forever 34 points35 points ago

Holy strawmen, batman!

[–]DownwithcAMP 7 points8 points ago

You sir are an ass. I laughed way to hard at this comment and spilled my tea.

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 23 points24 points ago

I love how somehow we got from sodomizing Dino's to John Wayne Gacy

[–]roryok 2 points3 points ago

And the line is not "many serial killers have been homosexuals" it's actually "many homosexuals have been serial killers"!

[–]Leviathan666 4 points5 points ago

As in being gay also raises your chances of being a serial killer. Pretty sure at least 90% of serial killers were just unable to contain their sexual tensions. All being gay raises your chances of doing is having an SO of the same gender.

[–]roryok 0 points1 point ago

"many" homosexuals. Many meaning a fairly notable number. So if there are a million homosexuals, and "many" are serial killers, it would have to be about 100,000

[–]roryok 2 points3 points ago

Of course I'm applying logic to a Christian statement. The very idea

[–]Leviathan666 0 points1 point ago

I dont even think there have been that many serial killers in modern history. And i feel like "many" implies a majority or at least a sizeable fraction, like 1/4th.

[–]foofly 1 point2 points ago

What flavour serial killer is your favouite?

[–]Aavagadrro 0 points1 point ago

BTK is my favorite flavor.

[–]BricksTrident 31 points32 points ago

I own some snakes, I guess I better get rid of those serial killing homosexual deviants before it's too late.

[–]emmief5 7 points8 points ago

Im sitting in a formal event right now and when I read this a laughed so hard people turned around to look. Thanks for making my night :-)

[–]drmoo66 6 points7 points ago

"Ugh....Who invited that douchebag Atheist?"

[–]evil_steve 2 points3 points ago

I have snakes also. I cannot confirm or deny that they are homosexuals. They're enjoying the bachelor lifestyle right now (as far as I can tell)

[–]Audentio 14 points15 points ago

I'm represented by a T-Rex. Awesome.

[–]Rexono 9 points10 points ago

how you doing ;)

[–]Aavagadrro 1 point2 points ago

Nothing more fabulous than a gay T-Rex now is there?

[–]BawbDowl 12 points13 points ago

Gay t-rex buttsex destroyed the sanctity of my last marriage.

[–]TQuake 12 points13 points ago

[–]chrisawhitmore 10 points11 points ago

Poe's law. I'm fairly sure this is a joke, but it just might be a fundamentalist.

[–]GroupDrink 2 points3 points ago

I had never heard of Poe's law. It is nifty. Thank you.

[–]polly_morf 4 points5 points ago

Go try out your Poedar: http://www.fstdt.com/Top100.aspx

[–]Wad3_W1ls0n 11 points12 points ago

it's a troll...

[–]nightpanda893 19 points20 points ago

Clearly. The actual reasons to be anti-gay are so much more well reasoned...

[–]FlickingYourSwitch 3 points4 points ago

We just haven't listened to the sophisticated homophobes. They got some well thought out arguments!

[–]Ivegotmyshovel 1 point2 points ago

But...but...I just read it. It's in print, so that makes it true, right? I have to go now. I'm waiting for this stop sign to change.

[–]i_ate_stalin 2 points3 points ago

How do they know it's not a female getting the high hard one in that picture?

[–]sprkng 4 points5 points ago

All t-rex are males, duh!

[–]LordChunkyPitt[S] 4 points5 points ago

Because they're not in the missionary position. Duh. Everyone knows only satan worshippers have sex in any other position. Therefore these beings must be homosexual satanists.

Simple reasoning!

[–]meantamrajean 5 points6 points ago

TIL I'm a homosexual.

Edit; and a satanist.

[–]mtnjon 10 points11 points ago

TIL I'm a T-rex. Winning.

[–]WiseOctopus 5 points6 points ago

TIL Satan does it doggy style.

[–]manofsea 3 points4 points ago

So dinosaurs did exist???

[–]Skaarah 2 points3 points ago

This is satire. This HAS to be satire.

[–]AngelAri 1 point2 points ago

God I hope so.

[–]aztazallat 2 points3 points ago

This can't be real.

[–]arniedacarnie 2 points3 points ago

Was the movie Jurassic Park a gay porn?

[–]MarvinLazer 2 points3 points ago

This must've gotten reposted six times in the last month.

[–]DarkestBeforetheDawn 2 points3 points ago

Riddle: What's both a conscious choice AND a mental disease? A cross cultural plague that isn't "natural", and turns people into killers and pedophiles. That makes people dress and talk funny, and obssessed with overly decorated clothing and buildings?

Fundie: "HOMOSEXUALS!!!" Atheist: "Religion??"

[–]bfloppy 1 point2 points ago

this is fantastic

[–]XxcontaminatexX 1 point2 points ago

troll?

[–]SomeGamerKid -1 points0 points ago

Finally, it goes here where it belongs. I saw this a few months ago in /r/WTF. They keep posting things there that belong here.

[–]DancePartyRobot 1 point2 points ago

Whether this is satire or genuine, it doesn't matter. It's perfect, either way

[–]Smileybomb12345 0 points1 point ago

what about raptor-jesus?

[–]offthetwig 1 point2 points ago

how about: HAHAHAHAHAHA

[–]feelthevibe1810 0 points1 point ago

This by far is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

[–]nofaith 1 point2 points ago

Ha! Hahahahaha. Those dinos are homos. Wait what if its a chick dino with a dino strap-on?

[–]Freakychee 0 points1 point ago

That is some primal sex there!

[–]tripcast5 1 point2 points ago

There is no way this is real.... I want to see a source

[–]iongantas 0 points1 point ago

So. much. wrong. in. so. few. words.

[–]Hevendor 0 points1 point ago

You made this yourself, didn't you.

[–]LordChunkyPitt[S] 0 points1 point ago

I wish I was sarcastic enough to think of something this hilarious.

[–]sender11 0 points1 point ago

I can't help but hope this was a sarcastic quip.. If it's real, then I sincerely hope aliens destroy planet Earth to keep the problem contained.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

For the sake of humanity, i hope this is a parody. Damn you, Poe's Law!

[–]penkap1 1 point2 points ago

You made that.

[–]Woodit 1 point2 points ago

TIL dinosaurs are a species.

[–]The_Sign_Painter 0 points1 point ago

This is satire.

[–]swinner1 0 points1 point ago

I hate when they put "in the bible ..." or "the bible says ..." You can basically say anything, but religious people will defend it if you use one of those phrases because the majority haven't actually read it.

Take this image for example. Where are dinosaurs mentioned in the bible? I haven't read it myself, but it was written centuries before we knew about dinosaurs, so how could the bibles authors know to include them?

[–]LordChunkyPitt[S] 1 point2 points ago

A lot of Christians claim that the "leviathan" referenced in the book of Job = a dinosaur.

[–]pyrowolf8 0 points1 point ago

Is this real life?

[–]CoolIdeasClub 0 points1 point ago

So.. Dinosaurs were fueled by sodomy.

[–]madoog 1 point2 points ago

Maybe they were killed off by ass-steroids?

[–]Cavewoman22 1 point2 points ago

Wholly shit, this made me cum with laughter.

[–]themarknessmonster 1 point2 points ago

This has to be one of the most overt slippery-slope arguments I've ever read. It's like they aren't even trying anymore.

[–]Caziban 1 point2 points ago

What the absolute fuck did I just read. Forget my jimmies, WHAT DID I JUST READ.

[–]biblebeltapostate 0 points1 point ago

Source?

[–]CrashOverrideCS 0 points1 point ago

Regardless, I'm pretty sure that chickens are the closest living relative to Dinosaurs.

[–]I_Hate_Nerds 0 points1 point ago

Poe's Law strikes again

[–]Admiral_Toast 0 points1 point ago

In its own twisted kind of logic..................................................... It almost makes sense.....

[–]COXIMUS 0 points1 point ago

Dinosaurs were in the bible?

[–]MrMoofMonster 0 points1 point ago

As are unicorns (not lying !)

[–]Ruggiez 0 points1 point ago

Where are people suddenly finding all these dino pages? This is the third one I've seen today. Keep em coming :D

[–]thelandofnarnia 0 points1 point ago

Hey I actually saw a re-post that I'd actually seen in only a few days prior. Normally I just see people talking about that and doing a much better job than me at proving it..

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[–]LordChunkyPitt[S] -1 points0 points ago

Why must I be a sir..? :(

[–]Puddingcow 0 points1 point ago

What do u want to be called as?

[–]falcoty 0 points1 point ago

Ironically, in many near-eastern cultures, snakes are the symbols of fertility, even of immortality.

[–]roryok 0 points1 point ago

Regardless of whether this is real or satirical, I love the notion of some illustrator being told to draw "gay dinosaurs". Must have just made his day! I wonder how many versions he went through

[–]Hobodoctor 0 points1 point ago

I was never one of those kids who loved dinosaurs, I saw Jurassic Park and didn't care for it too much I guess, but holy shit, I've never thought of dinosaurs as being more badass as after seeing them described as being "Fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy."

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Witchhunt to find who made this.

[–]Kifflar 1 point2 points ago

still laughing

[–]kingshen -1 points0 points ago

well that one was stupid

[–]complex_reduction 0 points1 point ago

This all brings up an extremely important question.

How exactly did T-rex have sex? It seems like their bodies are perfectly designed to make sex fucking impossible.

[–]BakaHyatt 0 points1 point ago

Poe's law.

[–]V1R4L 0 points1 point ago

Whahahahahah, This was a joke, right?

[–]Latirem 0 points1 point ago

Does this mean doggy style should be renamed T-rex style?

[–]Kickingandscreaming 1 point2 points ago

In 1927, right?

[–]sokratesz 0 points1 point ago

So much wat

[–]rockfireman 1 point2 points ago

so...gays are dinosaurs? woooo im a dinosaur!!

[–]Mobile_Assault_Duck 0 points1 point ago

"We don't believe in evolution... until we need to bring dinosaurs into shit to prove our point."

[–]amadorUSA 0 points1 point ago

Christwire.org (the source of this picture) is a parody site.

[–]bdfariello 0 points1 point ago

Well they certainly seem to be enjoying it, at any rate

[–]macguffin22 0 points1 point ago

TIL dinosaurs are "a" species.....

[–]ButtSexx 0 points1 point ago

i do have words, if this guy disregards evlution so much why would he relate snakes and lizards in general to already extint dinosaurs... and if creation is real, why would they exist at all... i just don't get it, why dont they simply admit they are wrong if in deep down the bottom of their subconscious they know they are?

[–]ec6863 0 points1 point ago

Where the hell did you find this?!!!!

[–]madoog 0 points1 point ago

Jokes on them: dinosaurs aren't a species.

[–]svenniola 0 points1 point ago

well, they look like they are really enjoying themselves.

[–]johnnybravo1014 0 points1 point ago

Please be troll, please be troll, please be troll...

[–]spartansheep 0 points1 point ago

So..... a dinosaur (serpent) told Eve to eat the apple. And dinosaurs are homosexuals. So homosexuals caused Adam and Eve to be aware of their sexuality... and the dinosaur liked to watch...?

I guess it could watch Adam. Man, the things men will do for porn.

[–]Mattycore 0 points1 point ago

Lmao this is fucking funny as hell

[–]kmcmahon 0 points1 point ago

the question was never even fuckin answered!? is that how the dinos died?

[–]Tiranosharkusrex 0 points1 point ago

Does this make me a gay fish?