Heeeere, kitty kitty kitty

alphanovember · 2012-09-22T01:24:35+00:00

Someone find the aftermath picture of this҉

beluga_whales · 2012-09-22T02:08:51+00:00

Clever girl

blueyb · 2012-09-22T02:33:59+00:00

Ah, the annual running of the Jaguars. Wonder why this never caught on like that Bull thing in Spain.

zoodpy · 2012-09-22T00:39:20+00:00

No, bad kitty this is my pot pie

Bloatys_Pizza_Hog · 2012-09-22T00:25:32+00:00

ummm, why aren't they shooting it?? that is the third largest cat in the world after the lion and tiger, and, furthermore,... " The jaguar has an exceptionally powerful bite, even relative to the other big cats.[3] This allows it to pierce the shells of armoured reptiles[4] and to employ an unusual killing method: it bites directly through the skull of prey between the ears to deliver a fatal bite to the brain."

OneHighGiraffa · 2012-09-21T22:21:59+00:00

"SHOOT hER"

FuckingAhe · 2012-09-21T21:09:13+00:00

this kills the man.

normanadrianwiggins · 2012-09-22T01:47:00+00:00

Oh he ded.

IRSoup · 2012-09-22T00:19:49+00:00

Aaaand there were 3.

Duffong · 2012-09-22T02:36:55+00:00

So far India has killer leopards, tigers, cobras, scorpions, crocodiles, tsetse flies, black widows, and more... watch out Australia, you've got some competition.

farbtoner · 2012-09-22T03:51:20+00:00

SHOOT HER! SHOOOOOOOOOOOOT HER!

NipplesVonTwist · 2012-09-21T22:49:32+00:00

what a catastrophe

I_am_anonymous · 2012-09-21T23:32:20+00:00

Ambush predator gets its prey. Unfortunately, the prey brought armed friends.

miiiiike420 · 2012-09-22T02:38:43+00:00

yea that guy is dead....

relevant_farside · 2012-09-22T04:01:38+00:00

http://imgur.com/ujSFs

JTnATX · 2012-09-21T22:43:49+00:00

Damn nature, you scary!

Pchenche · 2012-09-21T21:03:10+00:00

probably the guards told him: "You are save, don't worry, we got your back"

dingomart · 2012-09-22T03:56:00+00:00

I don't know why I laughed as hard as I did at that photo. Maybe it was the motorcycle helmets. Or perhaps, maybe wearing sandals wouldn't be the best thing when hunting man-eating cats. I don't know. I've never had a leopard attach its jaws to my neck. But, I have to say: kudos to nature; the better hunter won.

natholomew · 2012-09-22T00:23:41+00:00

He's hungry.. for grapes.

kenvsryu · 2012-09-22T02:35:40+00:00

Okay Wally looks like no helmet for you today.

fiveguy · 2012-09-22T03:09:46+00:00

Interesting use of motorcycle helmet...

JoshuaLyman · 2012-09-22T03:29:52+00:00

Those guys in the back remind me of the famous police quote: "Remember - When seconds count, backup is only minutes away."

lavastoviglie · 2012-09-22T03:36:15+00:00

When leopards attack someone close to you, be sure to grab the nearest pole.

tbryan987 · 2012-09-22T03:38:05+00:00

Natural Selection. Don't fuck with big cats.

Darkstar80 · 2012-09-22T03:41:53+00:00

Why didn't he get a helmet too?

zombdrew · 2012-09-22T03:49:43+00:00

I love how they are doing absolutely nothing and they have blank expressions i personally thinks its a little bit shopped

MichelleMorgan5 · 2012-09-22T04:02:36+00:00

holy fuck. I'm watching Prison Break, and just as I read the title to this post, Scofield says "heeeeere, kitty, kitty, kitty" o_O

ReigninLikeA_MoFo · 2012-09-22T04:04:28+00:00

Well, that's a Banana Tree on the right.

Hope this helps.

signbythex · 2012-09-22T04:18:48+00:00

Oh shit guys, we better put on our motorcycle helmets!

chrisgrizle · 2012-09-22T04:43:45+00:00

Bike Helmet check!....Latex gloves check!...Alright, we're ready, lets go corner us a leopard.

qwe340 · 2012-09-22T04:54:15+00:00

this kills the human

trublmkr · 2012-09-22T04:54:37+00:00

He's really regretting not bringing his motorcycle helmet to work today.

nerkal3 · 2012-09-22T05:29:16+00:00

El gato es hambre

Frack-Star · 2012-09-21T22:17:15+00:00

It's funny how big cats always know where the neck is.

smokeorbeatyourwife · 2012-09-22T00:43:54+00:00

Better picture http://www.onasia.com/system/sbe00003-c.jpeg

keetone · 2012-09-22T00:34:10+00:00

lol none of them are doing anything. the guys with the guns are just watching their compatriot get mauled. he's not even wearing the proper footwear for being mauled by a jaguar! look at those sandals!

gloomyzombi · 2012-09-22T00:22:22+00:00

He is fucked.

MissBlanche · 2012-09-22T00:24:50+00:00

Well fuck

nancylikestoreddit · 2012-09-22T01:09:20+00:00

That guy died.

ArchanglleAssfucker · 2012-09-22T01:21:30+00:00

That jaguar is about to have a tasty meal.

terriblemothra · 2012-09-22T01:24:51+00:00

BOOM, Headshot.

Jeff_R · 2012-09-22T01:36:20+00:00

Awe...kitty just wants some love.

chocobaby · 2012-09-22T01:53:28+00:00

One down...three to go...

nerdasaurous · 2012-09-22T01:59:35+00:00

soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur.

AustinTreeLover · 2012-09-22T02:00:43+00:00

Shoot her! Shoot her!

k11235 · 2012-09-22T02:09:46+00:00

The guy in the back with neck/chest/head protection has an I told you so look.

Wendys_frys · 2012-09-22T02:13:55+00:00

The guys with guns are look terrified, wtf!? Quick scope the sonofabitch!

thisismyfavoritepart · 2012-09-22T02:14:49+00:00

The man jumped into the pit I believe.

coconutbutterpuff · 2012-09-22T02:44:17+00:00

Who lets UPS guys try to take down a jaguar?

noksky · 2012-09-22T02:56:48+00:00

He was hit with rubber bullets not real bullets then tranqd and put back into the forrest.

SgtGoldy · 2012-09-22T03:08:05+00:00

I now see the reason for the helmets

Tittycats · 2012-09-22T03:10:15+00:00

kirry kirry kirry.. ftfy

DookieDemon · 2012-09-22T03:18:37+00:00

Beautiful animal, but I would have no qualms putting a slug through its head. That was one vicious motherfuck.

koy5 · 2012-09-22T03:23:03+00:00

Awww what a majestic animal.

c0rrupts0ciety · 2012-09-22T03:31:05+00:00

Protect me, pole!

ucecatcher · 2012-09-22T03:38:13+00:00

Insert Wilhelm Scream here.

bigsol81 · 2012-09-22T03:45:53+00:00

"How about you motherfuckers use those shotguns now?!"

iAnonymousGuy · 2012-09-22T03:49:32+00:00

successful bait!

CaptionsForPictures · 2012-09-22T03:53:17+00:00

The man on the left has a tremendously tight buttocks.

Serrated_Banana · 2012-09-22T04:11:02+00:00

Why would you be in anyway interacting with a large cat and not even have full shoes on? Jungle cats are not a sandal activity.

Fargeen_Bastich · 2012-09-22T04:15:44+00:00

Is that a dart on it's left front paw?

RoomAndAFire · 2012-09-22T04:16:17+00:00

Drunk Tank!!!!

natronmooretron · 2012-09-22T04:19:32+00:00

This guy looks awesome.

EnigmaMontoya · 2012-09-22T04:20:50+00:00

Heeeere, yummy yummy human.

NVRCHNGEx702 · 2012-09-22T04:21:03+00:00

I like how everyone else is just standing there. Maybe he was being jumped into their gang.

c7hu1hu · 2012-09-22T04:32:10+00:00

Always wear your gear.

discohitman · 2012-09-22T04:36:46+00:00

I seen another version of this pic, what this one doesnt show, is the jaguar went after the one guy WITHOUT a helmet

froggy365 · 2012-09-22T04:39:21+00:00

Kitty 1, kitty hunter 0.

Fleshflayer · 2012-09-22T04:40:38+00:00

Thanks for letting everyone know what happened months ago again.

BaronVonSlapNuts · 2012-09-22T04:51:50+00:00

I love you concrete post. You understand me.

mattharkk · 2012-09-22T04:56:59+00:00

I'm so high

devilishly_advocated · 2012-09-22T04:58:36+00:00

That looks staged... not like the jaguar or whatever didn't attack him, only that he (the guy in some street clothes) was set up by the riot gear guys with guns.

devilishly_advocated · 2012-09-22T04:59:06+00:00

I find their footwear amusing... clogs, chucks, nike.

dogz_n_catz · 2012-09-22T05:01:11+00:00

In Sth America, the police use Jaguars instead of police dogs.

Fuck Yeah.

BnGamesReviews · 2012-09-22T05:12:08+00:00

FINE HUNT (SFW)

7dazed · 2012-09-22T05:15:51+00:00

Look at the cat's left leg/paw. It has a pretty big gash on it.

cackalackattack · 2012-09-22T05:18:51+00:00

The Bronx Zoo is lush in September.

buglp · 2012-09-22T05:22:07+00:00

TL;DR : ". The leopard was once distributed across eastern and southern Asia and Africa, from Siberia to South Africa, but its range of distribution has decreased radically because of hunting and loss of habitat.

somedudeinlosangeles · 2012-09-22T05:52:02+00:00

Don't go trying to catch a leopard wearing sandals. Rule #1

illuminati168 · 2012-09-22T06:29:30+00:00

This has been my cover photo on facebook for like a year

Sps45 · 2012-09-22T06:34:43+00:00

Clever girl

pinkythug · 2012-09-22T06:41:29+00:00

I want a Leopard to protect me

TheOven · 2012-09-22T07:00:29+00:00

You might say that cat....... is a pain in the neck

Raymond_Carver · 2012-09-22T07:47:14+00:00

He just wants to play.

ZeDragoon · 2012-09-22T07:51:27+00:00

Did the guy being attacked die... Or what?

seductive_monkey · 2012-09-22T07:58:31+00:00

The cat is hurt, look at his paw. Fuck humans.

hymrr · 2012-09-21T21:34:55+00:00

The most bad ass biker gang ever.

KittyWitty · 2012-09-21T23:34:32+00:00

Tag your it!!

Trundar · 2012-09-22T02:37:45+00:00

Clever girl

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