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[–]Blatant_Target 51 points52 points ago

You used me... FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT!

[–]Lawd_of_Spoons 10 points11 points ago

That wasn't nice!

[–]Punkwasher 29 points30 points ago

I love Spongebob. That show understands weird and GOES there.

[–]TimeToWander[S] 63 points64 points ago

Spongebob: Why are you crying?!!

Plankton: I've got these two ice creams...BUT I ONLY NEED ONE

[–]td27 32 points33 points ago

First world problems...

[–]RUPTURED_ASSHOLE 7 points8 points ago

Expect your post to be on the advice animals frontage tomorrow.

[–]td27 6 points7 points ago

Ask and you shall receive. All you guys have to do is get it there

[–]bestbeforeMar91 -2 points-1 points ago

SpongeBob.

[–]Tradgety 63 points64 points ago

No, Spoungebob, I said Assertive, not INsertive!

[–]eojen 15 points16 points ago

I quote that more than anything else. "beep beep"

[–]vishalb777 9 points10 points ago

FIX THAT SPELLING MISTAKE!

[–]zombiesatthebeach 19 points20 points ago

Wow they really need to bring back the original writers back into this show. I would watch it a lot more often.

[–]Atifex 45 points46 points ago

I can't tell if it's the picture or my monitor but...why the hell is Plankton grey?!

[–]Bishopkilljoy 20 points21 points ago

That's actually how he looked in the original shows, they changed their art style after like year 2. Some episodes they updated to the new art style but most are the same

[–]lethargicwalrus 22 points23 points ago

You see, Calvin, up until the second season the whole world was actually grey! Then color was invented, and they went through and redid the whole show except for Plankton as an homage to more greyscale times.

[–]BlondeFlip 1 point2 points ago

My friend, for making a reference to the Calvin and Hobbes where Calvin asks his dad about photos in black and white, i respect you dearly. Have an upvote

[–]Master_Of_Everything 8 points9 points ago

Yeah, plankton is gray for me too.

[–]ilmrynorlion 12 points13 points ago

I just don't know what went wrong!

[–]studmuffffffin 1 point2 points ago

Maybe they didn't color him in well that episode.

[–]dirtydoorknob 0 points1 point ago

That and also a lot of things can happen when they compress a show to be aired on tv, some of the colors change.

[–]TORFdot0 0 points1 point ago

that is not the color plankton is???? I haven't watched spongebob since like 8th grade but...

[–]Lawd_of_Spoons 10 points11 points ago

I don't know about anyone else, but it pissed me off when the two guys cut right in front of Spongebob and/or just took the cone from him. Seriously, what who the fuck does that?

[–]elars34 6 points7 points ago

[–]I_enjoy_turtles 9 points10 points ago

lol That was my favorite episode <3

[–]Jioo 5 points6 points ago

Suddenly this makes alot more sense than the german dubbed version I watched on TV. Or I accidentally the pun.

[–]f141998 2 points3 points ago

R/spongebob is basically comprised of scene caps like this.

[–]connorblikre 2 points3 points ago

excuse me sir, but you're sitting on my body, which is also my face

[–]Aneurin 0 points1 point ago

beep beep

[–]kmmyellow 7 points8 points ago

i never knew sponge bob was Canadian...

[–]doomfest 1 point2 points ago

This episode is on right now.

[–]Lunux 0 points1 point ago

I miss that "Let 'em have it" gag, it was popular in Loony Toons as well if I recall.

[–]MinorityStash 2 points3 points ago

This was too great, thanks for the nostalgia.

[–]jim9162 1 point2 points ago

hey thanks!

[–]elige23 0 points1 point ago

Why the fuck is plankton gray!!

[–]BonTonVon 0 points1 point ago

I told you to be Assertive not INsertive!!

[–]momox 0 points1 point ago

Debedadidi tu tu tu tu

[–]mrmateo -3 points-2 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

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Spongebob, the greatest sense of humor for being at a [7]. Can't. Stop. Laughing. 16coms 106pts 1mo trees
Spongebob is Assertive 75coms 1154pts 4mos funny

[–]seh1491 -1 points0 points ago

Don't know why but this gets me every time. Must try next time a see a penny on the street

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_08E0kepdQE&feature=related