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[–]tnicholson 22 points23 points ago

Maybe you're just really annoying?

Citation: this repost

[–]theguywholosesthings 2 points3 points ago

Because I've never seen this.

Ever

[–]UnBeatable73 66 points67 points ago

Is this reposted every week? Damn.

[–]Penny_is_a_Bitch 6 points7 points ago

It being posted isn't what pisses me off. What pisses me off is the fucking people that upvote it and the people that don't downvote it!

[–]Nickdanger3rdEye -1 points0 points ago

What pisses me off

You're getting pissed about that? You might want to look into that.

[–]_Particle_Man_ 1 point2 points ago

why? its the first i've seen of it.

[–]belovely -4 points-3 points ago

What pisses me off is people posting comments about it.

Oh wait

[–]GenericOnlineName 0 points1 point ago

I tend to notice them posted on Friday and Saturday nights, when people who can't hang out with others are stuck at home. So if you have a bunch of people who are bored and feel angry, sad, or whatever because their plans didn't get to be seen through via text, then they're going to upvote this and go "I agree with that! They ignored my love and friendship!"

[–]blanquehador 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, every friday... coincidence? I think not

[–]ablebodiedmango 5 points6 points ago

When no one texts you back...

Either

a) You're seeking "friendship" (or attention) from the wrong people, or

b) You're not a fun person to be around, maybe because you complain about being lonely all the time.

[–]lethargicwalrus 3 points4 points ago

Alternately, some people (myself included) don't check their phones very often because making yourself constantly accessible disrupts solitude. Just my two cents.

[–]Nebulaoblivion 0 points1 point ago

Also, try texting less man, this one guy would text me like, thirty times in a minute just to bitch about being friendzoned.

I GET IT, YOU REALLY LIKED HER, ALL YOU CAN DO IS FUCKING MOVE ON.

[–]Brandoyopie 4 points5 points ago

This was almost as funny as last weeks! And the one before that! And..the one before that. And that. Seriously, stop with this shit.

[–]mike1868 0 points1 point ago

been done

[–]yingking0203 -1 points0 points ago

Lol happening right now

[–]Jiminy_Crickets_Hat 4 points5 points ago

Do you ever receive a text?

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[–]lethargicwalrus 1 point2 points ago

Maybe some day I'll be as cool as you...

[–]Nickdanger3rdEye 0 points1 point ago

Maybe, but not this day.

Today...we ride!

cue heroic travel music

[–]Exallium 2 points3 points ago

Reeeeeppppoooooooooossssssttttttt

[–]idontknows 4 points5 points ago

The amount this get reposted and upvoted by lonely redditors is pathetic

[–]MisterNiceGuy001 2 points3 points ago

At least come up with a different title. Fuck... Come on, you guys.

[–]flutt3r5hy -1 points0 points ago

The story of a brony.

[–]THE_ARTYST -1 points0 points ago

Every time I don't get a reply im gonna send this to them.

[–]Lazer310 1 point2 points ago

I have a solution for you! And it's super simple. Fucking call someone if you want an immediate response.

You know that your phone makes phone calls, right?

[–]myocardia -2 points-1 points ago

I know your pain.

[–]JJaysNotHome 0 points1 point ago

I love Andy Bernard

[–]falseblackbear95 -1 points0 points ago

This is from the greatest episode of the office. ever.

[–]lalondtm 1 point2 points ago

"Sorry, I annoyed you, with my repost"

[–]yaradebs -5 points-4 points ago

I know that feel...

[–]Xerofuryz -3 points-2 points ago

what is this from?

[–]babaganoush19 0 points1 point ago

...The Office

[–]jesselikesfood 0 points1 point ago

It's funny because all the comments on this reposts are reposts as well