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[–]wtfisdisreal 215 points216 points ago

Can you imagine how the poor guy must have felt when he shows up to the house to deliver the pizza and its gone?

[–]Sacrosanction 71 points72 points ago

Poor pizza del drivers. They put up with so much shit from entitled cunts.

No. You can't order extra wings with a delivery order you made 45 minutes ago. The driver has already left the store with your order.

Guess who gets abused when they rock up at the front door without those wings?

[–]coca909 4 points5 points ago

This literally happened to me last night. I've been in it long enough to know not to argue, just walked away without my tip-less cash wad.

[–]NotSoGoodAtPhotoshop 411 points412 points ago

Fucking asshole.

[–]confuseum 269 points270 points ago

Yea he just keeps taking them and running back to his car. One's enough!

[–]Humble_Link_Guy 67 points68 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/8HsAC.gif

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 34 points35 points ago

Am I the only one who feels sorry for this dude?

[–]smpx 5 points6 points ago

I think a lot of it is scripted. Kind of like an idiot abroad, it's more of a character than anything else.

[–]OzW 13 points14 points ago

No way it's scripted. I'm sure he plays along to an extent, but his character is genuine.

[–]samplebitch 6 points7 points ago

I think he's genuinely ignorant/foolish, but he knows that's what's funny about him so he plays on it.

[–]SilverGoat 5 points6 points ago

IT'S REAL TO ME DAMNIT!

[–]ThePhenix 0 points1 point ago

Ghahah

[–]Soviet_Waffle 3 points4 points ago

Guys it's ok, this guy got his back.

[–]J_Sparky 1 point2 points ago

You'd think he would see a guy running up behind him in his side mirrors? poor guy

[–]Wworkin 9 points10 points ago

I hope he gets a free punching too.

[–]Minotaur_in_house 6 points7 points ago

He ruins 3 things. The people's night who just wanted a pizza, that drivers might cause it typically comes from their pay, won't get tipped and may get an earful from the boss, and that pizza. What kind of animal tips the pizza box on it's side?

[–]cmd_iii 0 points1 point ago

That last sentence was what tipped it for me: This is fake.

[–]Ray229harris 8 points9 points ago

WHERE'S MY DRINK? MY DIET DR.KELP? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT A PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK?

HAVEN'T YOU EVER ONCE THOUGHT ABOUT THE CUSTOMER!??

[–]chem_dog 1 point2 points ago

This one's on the HOUSE!

[–]anyonethinkingabout 73 points74 points ago

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1013714/howard3_medium.gif

[–]AlbertoFedrigotti 30 points31 points ago

It sure is, Well-Enunciated Dwight Howard. It sure is.

[–]HereToBeHappy 12 points13 points ago

I can't make out what he is saying :(

[–]OilySalmon 62 points63 points ago

"That's a bitch-ass move."

[–]PrototypeKH 3 points4 points ago

Well done.

[–]C4p0tts 2 points3 points ago

do you know what game it was?

[–]ReverendVerse 18 points19 points ago

Basketball.

[–]IZ3820 4 points5 points ago

By the looks of it, table tennis.

[–]vrl 1 point2 points ago

March 19th, 2012 game, Bulls vs Magic, according to this and this.

[–]Respondir 0 points1 point ago

I thought he was saying "That's a bite-sized move"

[–]albinobluesheep 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was "That's ma Pizza asshole."

[–]zydar 0 points1 point ago

That's a big Alliance Balloon.

[–]ANGRY_OLD_BEARD 91 points92 points ago

stealing pizza it's the ulimate offense. execute the bastard.

[–]kennerly 26 points27 points ago

Don't worry he held it vertical instead of flat. This kills the pizza.

[–]fuckidk 4 points5 points ago

Guess who gets the last laugh?!?

[–]Ekhart 42 points43 points ago

Reddit, someone stole the pizza I was delivering, out of the warmer on the back of my scooter, can you help me identify the thief?

[–]toonces 7 points8 points ago

Sure, what color was his shirt?

[–]RykezOne -1 points0 points ago

let me guess.. the thief had eyes, didn't he? if so, i can definitely help you out!

[–]ANGRY_OLD_BEARD 0 points1 point ago

found him!

[–]FlyingOnion 28 points29 points ago

Find destination on receipt. Race the guy to the destination. When he shows up, act like you live there. Hand delivery guy the pizza. "That'll be $14.50, sir."

[–]smpx 9 points10 points ago

I feel bad for the delivery guy. He'll arrive, not have the pizza, drive back to pick another one up, lose the tip, lose time, and probably end up losing his job.

[–]The_Maddog 25 points26 points ago

No..."Stolen Pizza". Lets call it what it really is. And whilst you laugh...just remember somebody probably lost their job over that!

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[–]alllen 6 points7 points ago

yeah and then the customer calls your work complaining they didn't get their pizza

[–]Gravee 31 points32 points ago

Fuck that guy. Seriously.

[–]CatchThisDrift 1 point2 points ago

But not literally. He doesn't deserve literally.

[–]CosmicPancakes 26 points27 points ago

It's like he just keeps going back for more...INFINITE PIZZA BOX!

[–]DrizzX 7 points8 points ago

I hope I never meet that red light.

[–]johnny45c 5 points6 points ago

now all the cheese has slid off though. Goddammit steal it the right way next time

[–]orangetubehead 6 points7 points ago

The gif loops so it almost looks like he keeps going back to steal more pizza.

[–]ablebodiedmango 8 points9 points ago

Pretty sure the delivery kid is going to be charged for losing the pizza.

I'm sure that Bro is proud of himself.

[–]matlon21 4 points5 points ago

woah! he stole that guys pizza

[–]KatsuragiKD 18 points19 points ago

The thief should've be shot in the back while doing that.

[–]JmanRobot 1 point2 points ago

I feel like alcohol had something to do with this...

[–]brycehawk 1 point2 points ago

why is he shirtless?

[–]playfulpenis 2 points3 points ago

He needs the pizza to keep warm.

[–]Squatso 1 point2 points ago

Why the hell doesn't he have a shirt on?

[–]Exaiphnes 5 points6 points ago

It's okay guys he put the pizzas back

http://img.reversegif.com/25477.gif

[–]GillStipe 1 point2 points ago

Genius pizza thief holds pizza box vertically as he makes his escape.

[–]Shwampy10 0 points1 point ago

He went there and back so many times. Why didn't he just take a few at a time?

[–]Jetpack123 0 points1 point ago

damnit that gif makes it look like he went back for more

[–]TheDecline28 0 points1 point ago

How many times is he going to keep going back for more pizzas? What a fat ass!

[–]nukalurk 0 points1 point ago

I love how reddit seems to have the most sympathy for strangers on the internet when it involves pizza theft.

[–]SpookyRED 0 points1 point ago

it's called stealing u shirtless dipshit

[–]ItsGotToMakeSense 0 points1 point ago

If you keep watching, he does it again.

[–]4realthistime 0 points1 point ago

holding the box vertically? you know that shit ran.... Anyway, take it from someone that's delivered and stolen pizza before...

[–]PrototypeKH 0 points1 point ago

Dude probably got fired. Went to the house where he was supposed to deliver, apologizes for no pizza. Gets back to work, manager gets a complaint, finds the employee incompetent for "forgetting" the pizza, aaaaand fired.

[–]toonces 1 point2 points ago

No side mirrors?

[–]Baegel 0 points1 point ago

Watch and learn!

[–]PixelatedCheese 0 points1 point ago

Some people like to watch the world burn. What a douche.

[–]theraineydaze 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=5GyRwwadaYY#t=11s

[–]Laniatus 0 points1 point ago

This post reminds me of a game me and my friends play. Whenever someone looks away from their food it is okay to loudly claim Free -whatever food they're eating- and grab it from their plate. This guy obviously broke the rules by not announcing his claim to the pizza.

[–]TylerDurdenJunior 0 points1 point ago

ok.. i have a few questions.

why is he only taking one at a time, and for just how long is that light red?

i gave up af after 15 minutes. i am pretty sure its fake since the light never turns green.

[–]BanditSam 0 points1 point ago

That's coming out of that poor guys pocket, what a cunt. It's not free pizza it's stolen.

[–]CrazyGamerGirl -1 points0 points ago

Omg I'm so stupid I kept watching to see how many he could take before the pizza guy walked off

[–]FragPoppa 0 points1 point ago

Great job fucking asshole! This dude who is probably making less than $10 per hour must've had to pay for this pizza when he got back to the pizza parlor. Never mind how embarrassing it must have been for this poor guy when he pulled up the customer's house.

[–]Kamarunga 0 points1 point ago

stolen in The Netherland in Hilversum evidence google streetview

https://maps.google.nl/maps?q=hilversum+larenseweg&hl=nl&ll=52.236417,5.194026&spn=0.005039,0.013937&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hnear=Larenseweg,+Hilversum,+Noord-Holland&gl=nl&t=h&z=17&layer=c&cbll=52.236417,5.194026&panoid=47MbvfXTEFYgOi_oR_qPlA&cbp=12,107.01,,0,7.48

[–]seeds_brah_seeds 0 points1 point ago

What a long red light

[–]GillStipe 1 point2 points ago

Are we even sure that is a pizza? Looks mighty small, and he is holding it vertically.

[–]memarianomusic 0 points1 point ago

/r/RandomActsOfPizza will be outraged and then send pizzas to the customer

[–]borisroson -1 points0 points ago

this loops pretty well. i thought he stole like 4 pizzas before i realised it was a loop

[–]SethChrisDominic -1 points0 points ago

If I was in traffic next to that thief, I'd step out of my vehicle and punch his lights out. Then, when the cops show up, the unconscious man's friends will have kindly recorded the ordeal to prove the guiltiness of that asshole.

[–]MaidenLane 2 points3 points ago

I agree. A stranger's pizza is definitely worth some jail time for assault...

[–]SethChrisDominic -2 points-1 points ago

It wouldn't be jail time for assault. I know my way around the law. All I have to do is provide evidence that he committed a crime (stealing the pizza) and attempted to escape prosecution by fleeing back to his car. Simple, yet effective.

[–]vagijn 2 points3 points ago

Not in The Netherlands, where this happened. Unnecessary use of force / vandalism will be punished. Just write down the number plate and report.

[–]TylerKeys 0 points1 point ago

Or you could just honk your horn and the delivery guy would look around and notice the guy trying to steal.

[–]injekted -5 points-4 points ago

That's the longest fucking light... and that guy keeps going back for more pizza!!

Edit: I accidentally a word.

[–]A_1337_Canadian -5 points-4 points ago

Free Karma!!

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