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[–]argyllcampbell 26 points27 points ago

Ram your dick into the fruit. The fruit should be sufficiently hollowed for the tubes penetration.

[–]defiler86 16 points17 points ago

The guy's profile picture doesn't help his cause either.

[–]Greyhaven7 5 points6 points ago

Definitely a fruit-fucker.

[–]eekozoid 3 points4 points ago

Six inch....right.

[–]MeMyMoo 3 points4 points ago

So.....what was the answer.....I have a fruit tube also.

[–]AT53 3 points4 points ago

You know, for science....

[–]lethargicwalrus 2 points3 points ago

If by "science" you mean "delicious orgasmic fruit ecstasy" then yes, I suppose it is for science.

[–]kire73 0 points1 point ago

You're trying to fuck a fruit? Why don't you just use his asshole?

[–]m8- 1 point2 points ago

Yahoo Answers eh? Better take this seriously.

[–]pyrodrummer 0 points1 point ago

Obvious troll

[–]ansate 1 point2 points ago

"Somebody's been fuckin' my watermelons." Farmer guy in Cormack McCarthy's Sutry.

[–]EmeAngel -4 points-3 points ago

repost, right....