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[–]DorothyHollingsworth 17 points18 points ago

Haha. I love the squirrel that flies at it in the end.
"I'm... I'm gonna go for it man!"
"No, don't, he's gigantic!"
"But he's just sitting there!"
"Look, that guy just snagged a nut!"
"That's it! Tell my mother I looove herrrrr!"

[–]ZombieTooth 6 points7 points ago

player 2 has entered the game

[–]frrrni 0 points1 point ago

It's like when you call the other character to assist you in those Marvel fighting games.

[–]thehorizonishere 3 points4 points ago

Pow! Right in the kisser!

[–]coreyisthename 5 points6 points ago

"Yo yo yo get this, I stole some nuts from the biggest nigga I EVA seen."

  • Squirrel

[–]notbusyatall 3 points4 points ago

"Squirrel!"

-Dog

[–]Schobbo 2 points3 points ago

Ninja Squirrel Flying Kick!

[–]Amateur_Ninja 1 point2 points ago

I love to see a fellow ninja in action.

[–]nodnarbiter 1 point2 points ago

Hahahaha that squirrel at the end is like "eeeeey nyuggaaaa!"

[–]JesterAzazel 0 points1 point ago

I love squirrels. I haven't gotten to see a squirrel in a couple years because I moved to a place without them.

[–]SquirrelWithAShotgun 0 points1 point ago

I fucked that squirrel up.

[–]toxinogen 0 points1 point ago

Never take nuts from Scrat.

[–]gladudontknowme 0 points1 point ago

Similar to what happens in prison if you let someone take your shit.

[–]Razorwire_Dave 0 points1 point ago

Dynamic entry!

[–]lethargicwalrus -2 points-1 points ago

I'm sensing something guys...hold on...it's...a repost!

[–]Whatever4M 0 points1 point ago

is it me or are squirrels getting more aggressive

[–]ayures 0 points1 point ago

That's how they play, actually.

[–]Whatever4M 0 points1 point ago

oh.