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[–]sleepy_wall 4 points5 points ago

I've walked in on my parents doing it and it made me real happy. Firstly because they didn't notice me and I could just sneak back out but secondly and most important: If they're doing it at 55+ they're most likely still happy and that makes me so happy.

[–]U_OF_IOWA 1 point2 points ago

I'll admit at first I didn't know where you were going. I had to read it twice to see it come full circle.

[–]Browniemac85 5 points6 points ago

me when your parents start talking about sex.

[–]TH0UGHTP0LICE 9 points10 points ago

ATTENTION REDDITORS

You parents have totally had sex. Your mom has sucked your dad's dick, your dad has licked your mom's cooch. Their naked, sweaty bodies have slapped up against each other over and over again. Repeatedly. And they liked it. Your dad has probably even touched your mom's butthole with his tongue and/or penis.

Have a nice day

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

That escalated quickly.

[–]mfter 7 points8 points ago

If you aren't mature enough to talk about sex, you shouldn't be having sex.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

False. I talk about sex all the time, I would just rather not hear about my parents sex life.

[–]mfter 5 points6 points ago

If you don't want to listen to your parents have sex, you shouldn't have been conceived? No, that's not it...

[–]TripperDay 2 points3 points ago

Yeah that's what I'm saying. It's great to talk about sex in a general "Sex is awesome and part of a healthy relationship if both partners are healthy enough" way, but I don't want to hear specifics even from close friends talking about sex with people I'll never meet.

[–]BurningChildren 2 points3 points ago

Thanks, I needed that

[–]Leaflock 3 points4 points ago

LOL. I love making the kid uncomfortable

[–]jmcwalk 2 points3 points ago

Tired of this gif. Everywhere.

[–]onlyone1147 2 points3 points ago

agreed, no matter how old you get yu never wanna hear about it

[–]JshWright 4 points5 points ago

Especially if you're 15.

[–]onlyone1147 1 point2 points ago

im not 15 thank you very much...

[–]rustrelic 2 points3 points ago

I do more of this

[–]Chazzey_dude 1 point2 points ago

'Oh yes, and Denholm's dead.'

[–]SexyLittleWolf45 1 point2 points ago

Yeah my parental-child dynamic is the complete opposite haha mind you I want to be a sex therapist so talking about sex doesnt phase me but it certainly phases my mom haha on the other hand, she just never EVER talks about sex :P

[–]Switch382 1 point2 points ago

Somehow I knew, before I even clicked.

[–]akumadiavolo 1 point2 points ago

Your parents have had sex, grow up and deal with it.