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[–]Cant_a_lope 33 points34 points ago

I wonder how long it took him to suck it into shape?

[–]TheDanSandwich 18 points19 points ago

Well, I didn't see that coming...

Get it? Because he's invisible? I didn't see it... Okay

[–]kornflakesxd[S] 12 points13 points ago

SOMEONE SAVE INVISIBLE MAN BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

edit: Invisible Man is suffering in the hand of a monstrous redditor!

[–]KarmaConspiracy_Bot 5 points6 points ago

This conspiracy's context: A better picture of my penis-cicle I found growing beneath a dripping spigot.

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[–]i_spin_bubbles 3 points4 points ago

Original Post: 16 points ಠ_ಠ

[–]levirax 5 points6 points ago

Its a matter of creativity. Ice-dick is neat, but Invisible Man's penis being frozen is (probably) once in a decade.

[–]ChrisWegierek93 5 points6 points ago

In order to achieve this, the redditor would have had to cast a mold of the invisible man's erect penis, put water in it the mold, and freeze it. Talk about a conspiracy.

[–]kornflakesxd[S] 12 points13 points ago

You seem to understand a lot about freezing invisible men dicks, aren't you?

SUSPECT FOUND

[–]ForIvadell 5 points6 points ago

That cool, refreshing karma.

[–]junoh 1 point2 points ago

karmanaaaaade.

[–]soadzombi 4 points5 points ago

I'M DYING

[–]Jeroknite 4 points5 points ago

HOLD ON, INVISIBLE MAN! WE'LL SAVE YOU!

[–]CasioKnight 2 points3 points ago

I feel so sorry for the other invisible man on the right of the picture. Bad place to be tying your shoelace.

[–]Zombie_Plan 3 points4 points ago

Oh man, I laughed so fucking hard having seen the earlier post about the bubble. This is amazing.