A dolphin ramping off of a whale.

rpm12345 · 2012-09-21T15:35:45+00:00

Title should have been: 'Dolphin having a whale of a time'

mdbuff · 2012-09-21T16:47:20+00:00

Casual sex, smart as fuck, tricks with other animals, dolphins are cool as shit!

Schobbo · 2012-09-21T18:55:32+00:00

looks more like the whale crashed into the dolphin

Max_Beezly · 2012-09-21T18:57:24+00:00

I see your dolphing ramping off a whale and raise you a dolphin ramping off a dolphin

BITCHIMADOLPHIN · 2012-09-21T17:51:21+00:00

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bagpipendude1 · 2012-09-21T17:35:15+00:00

Definitely read ramping as raping

Woden1Eye · 2012-09-21T17:50:23+00:00

pretty sure that whale is going to eat that dolphin

TheEngine · 2012-09-21T18:49:03+00:00

Fucking jetskiers, always trying to jump my wake...

GiantWhaleCannon · 2012-09-21T16:41:03+00:00

That's the cetacean version of a brofist.

phliuy · 2012-09-21T17:55:06+00:00

I am really thankful that "ramping off" is not a euphemism, and that this is just a playful picture of a dolphin and a whale.

VicYesterday · 2012-09-21T20:20:44+00:00

Sweet whale grind, bro.

mightycow · 2012-09-21T17:22:20+00:00

Dolphin performing a textbook nose grind.

CasualPenguin · 2012-09-21T18:30:09+00:00

Tony Dolphin: Pro Skater IV

ladada2001 · 2012-09-21T18:30:48+00:00

Way to Jump the shar- .... Whale.

ToastmahGhost · 2012-09-21T18:35:21+00:00

this reminds me of pokemon snap.

MattSaki · 2012-09-21T18:35:46+00:00

That is sick.

Ruggiez · 2012-09-21T18:41:16+00:00

Suddenly, blowhole.

TobiasBlueMe · 2012-09-21T18:47:50+00:00

Parcore

PullOutBoy · 2012-09-21T18:48:41+00:00

DID IT DO A BARREL ROLL?????

buttmax · 2012-09-21T18:50:16+00:00

FUKKEN OWNED BITCH

njakubow · 2012-09-21T18:51:23+00:00

Boost me bro

heodieat · 2012-09-21T18:52:49+00:00

'That makes about as much sense as a velvet painting of a dolphin gettin it on with a whale.' -Ricky Bobby

forkandspoon2011 · 2012-09-21T18:52:55+00:00

Fonsie(Dolphin) Jumps the Shark(Whale)

UncleBone · 2012-09-21T18:53:56+00:00

Tony Hawk dead! Reincarnated as dolphin!

jmcwalk · 2012-09-21T18:54:14+00:00

Sick air, bro!

Jesse_757 · 2012-09-21T18:55:28+00:00

TIL ramp is a verb

WellThatsPrettyNeat · 2012-09-21T18:56:51+00:00

Over three schools...of fish. NEW WORLD RECORD!

silence7 · 2012-09-21T18:58:48+00:00

FYI, the photographer sells posters of this

benzenoid · 2012-09-21T18:59:49+00:00

like a boss

No_Easy_Buckets · 2012-09-21T19:04:29+00:00

No that's a dolphin getting knocked by a whale

castleclouds · 2012-09-21T19:06:35+00:00

Every dolphin thread always has rape in it

1_point_21_gigawatts · 2012-09-21T19:06:46+00:00

"What kind of dolphin do you have?"

"It's a Sledgehammer."

"Dang! You got shocks... pegs... lucky! You ever take it off any sweet whales?"

This joke was bad and I should feel bad.

IM4N14C · 2012-09-21T19:09:38+00:00

If I ever witness this in real life this will be my immediate reaction.

quantummc · 2012-09-21T19:11:24+00:00

I was on a whale watching tour in Hawaii and a similar thing but with multiple dolphins. The tour guide told us that the dolphins are protecting the whale's offspring from sharks while it's giving birth. Dolphins are gangster.

yerm620 · 2012-09-21T19:21:28+00:00

OOOOO OOOOO do a kickflip XD

Tikinola · 2012-09-21T19:22:09+00:00

I feel a requirement as a scientist to direct the curious to the source if you're curious why a Bottle nose Dolphin is on a Humpback Whale

Cultjam · 2012-09-21T19:26:10+00:00

Best plank ever.

BackflipJohnson · 2012-09-21T19:32:10+00:00

Someone got some serious air.

awbobsaget · 2012-09-21T19:36:31+00:00

i know porn when i see it...

tedparkes · 2012-09-21T19:40:43+00:00

Just scratching his back on the barnacles :D

tedparkes · 2012-09-21T19:43:59+00:00

Humpback whales are amazing creatures. I worked on a whale watch in Provincetown, MA for a summer. Spent 4 hours a day right next to them. Best job I've ever had.

Cadock · 2012-09-21T19:44:22+00:00

With the size of whales and the intelligence of dolphins, they'll be unstoppable!

ThatSleepyGuy · 2012-09-21T19:45:04+00:00

I think it's more like a whale tackling a dolphin out of the water.

Llonk · 2012-09-21T19:45:27+00:00

imareddituserhooray · 2012-09-21T19:49:22+00:00

Dolphin McTwist

Trane_Gibson · 2012-09-21T20:00:11+00:00

Nobody puts baby in a corner

captainburnz · 2012-09-21T20:07:53+00:00

I'm pretty sure that dolphin is penetrating that poor whale's "blow-hole."

Sl3dgehammer · 2012-09-21T20:08:34+00:00

bros for life

DankasaurusRX · 2012-09-21T20:29:47+00:00

Waverunner 64!

erusmane · 2012-09-21T20:31:42+00:00

So Metal!

Chickenzrck · 2012-09-21T20:42:00+00:00

I thought it was something sexual at first.

billiamreynolds · 2012-09-21T20:43:24+00:00

If I was a dolphin I would do this kind of shit all the time

Jam_with_me · 2012-09-21T20:44:25+00:00

sliding down back

dayofthedead204 · 2012-09-21T21:03:08+00:00

Dolphin - you're drunk.

LetsJerkCircular · 2012-09-21T21:05:43+00:00

Shoryuken!!!

wytewydow · 2012-09-21T21:21:29+00:00

Parkour level: Dolphin

strangefolk · 2012-09-21T21:49:34+00:00

lets launch over it

HumanPersonMan · 2012-09-21T21:55:05+00:00

EXTREME

-AC- · 2012-09-21T22:09:32+00:00

Looks like the whale is playing with the dolphin, much like killer whales have been known to play with seals by tossing them into the air.

CasualFriday11 · 2012-09-21T22:10:05+00:00

That's a cool dolphin. Ever take it off some sweet jumps?

RunningWithBeer · 2012-09-21T22:10:52+00:00

I haven't used the word ramping since 6th grade...

reigorius · 2012-09-21T22:36:44+00:00

~~The link....~~

Oops, wrong thread.

My bad.

pandapunches · 2012-09-21T22:52:38+00:00

SWITCH 360 INCOMING, BITCHES

flying_pigs · 2012-09-21T23:02:03+00:00

Fuck you Whare! And Fuck you Dorpheen! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwNvIM2W9Aw

gareen5 · 2012-09-21T23:07:32+00:00

Umm that looks like a whale attacking a dolphin.

geddy_2112 · 2012-09-21T23:17:41+00:00

That whale must be Japanese...

Gregerrence · 2012-09-21T23:38:28+00:00

I'm pretty sure he got that move from an NBA street gamebreaker

freeqaz · 2012-09-21T23:51:40+00:00

STRIKE TEAM ALPHA GO! ASSISTED LAUNCH!

MonkeyWrench27 · 2012-09-22T00:03:33+00:00

BRRRAAAAAP!!!!

Waff1es · 2012-09-22T00:06:48+00:00

Do a flip!

zwitt95 · 2012-09-22T00:08:10+00:00

I believe that is called a fis(h)t bump

Nonplussest · 2012-09-22T00:50:59+00:00

"Okay, Mike's in the club."

arewehavinfunyet · 2012-09-22T00:59:30+00:00

Look! It's the Endeavor.

Gates9 · 2012-09-22T01:21:51+00:00

Clearly trying to rape the whale

cariboumustard · 2012-09-22T01:39:52+00:00

I misread this as "A dolphin raping a whale", which made me think of dolphin rape caves, which made me sad. Because dolphins are cool and should not be raping anything regardless of location.

chillale66 · 2012-09-22T01:49:20+00:00

Sweet air brah, thanks for the pop.

The_Phreak · 2012-09-22T02:07:04+00:00

He's learning about physics!

jturkish · 2012-09-22T02:29:43+00:00

alley oop

outofmytree · 2012-09-22T03:02:24+00:00

Looks like mutual massage to me...

holstoken · 2012-09-22T03:51:55+00:00

parkour!

VelosiT · 2012-09-22T03:53:46+00:00

This deserves all the upvotes ever.

nettles121 · 2012-09-22T04:13:08+00:00

tubular.

LifeAccordingToMe · 2012-09-22T05:30:38+00:00

All I could think of when I saw this is "Now you see, the Duke boys had the sheriff hot on their tail, and it was time I make a desperate move"

UhbeePottah · 2012-09-22T05:41:48+00:00

I dunno... looks a lot like Dirty Dancing to me.

SurferGirl808 · 2012-09-22T05:57:40+00:00

I know the lady who took this. I have a copy she made on my office wall

hey_its_katie · 2012-09-22T06:38:48+00:00

Pictures like this make me wonder how much funny or cool stuff goes on in the animal world that we'll never witness.

_masterBlaster_ · 2012-09-21T17:29:18+00:00

Read that as dolphin raping a whale. i thought, not much of a rape. we're talking a hotdog down a hallway.

thebayway · 2012-09-21T17:35:56+00:00

Barnacle scrapes :/

Drunken_Economist · 2012-09-21T15:35:20+00:00

This is what happens when you let dolphins play GTA

MrDorkESQ · 2012-09-21T15:44:21+00:00

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i_yurt_on_your_face · 2012-09-21T15:10:07+00:00

I prefer to think the're sharing an epic hug.

h83r · 2012-09-21T17:15:10+00:00

so long, and thanks for all the fish

TheresTheBlackGuy · 2012-09-21T17:48:11+00:00

This seems like a preferable form of whaling.

swampfox_spartacus · 2012-09-21T18:04:41+00:00

Dolphin: "Dude that was awesome, told you it was going to work"

Whale: "Holy shit bro, that was epic, and i think that human got in on camera ask him for the shot bro"

Dolphin: "Idk man, those things freak me out sometimes"

Rasteb · 2012-09-21T17:34:50+00:00

Dolphin ramping off a whale. Your argument is invalid.

devolute · 2012-09-21T17:56:04+00:00

I heard you like large aquatic animals so I put a large aquatic....

usernameblank · 2012-09-21T18:04:37+00:00

Probably trying to jump a shark

buckeyejosh · 2012-09-21T18:07:17+00:00

hardcore dolphin parkour

jadesaber2 · 2012-09-21T18:15:31+00:00

EXTREME BREACHING!!!!

GuessWho_O · 2012-09-21T20:34:23+00:00

I've never wanted to see a video more in my life

Hakaku · 2012-09-21T22:14:46+00:00

What's actually happening here is that the Humpback Whale is lunging into the bottlenose dolphin in order to shove it off and scare it away. Most species of dolphins love to hunt alongside whales, and often jump on and and around the bow waves created by larger ones.* But Humpback Whales happen to be about the only species that doesn't tolerate this behaviour, most likely because the dolphins do steal prey from the whales and they don't really present much benefit to them.

*Because of this habit, they'll also ride on the bow waves of ships.

SourCreamWater · 2012-09-21T17:18:10+00:00

I love dolphins so much.

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