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[–]SourCreamWater 115 points116 points ago

Looks like fetal alcohol syndrome.

[–]iamthebaroness 26 points27 points ago

I think you hit the nail on the head.

[–]foiz5000 44 points45 points ago

I think you hit the ale on the head.

[–]ToobaDooba 23 points24 points ago

I think you hit the baby on the head.

[–]iamthebaroness 0 points1 point ago

brilliant

[–]WhiskeyWhoopingCrane 10 points11 points ago

I think it's more like Treacher Collins Syndrome.

[–]spiny_dogfish 7 points8 points ago

I think it's more like Arthur Treacher's Fish N' Chips Syndrome.

[–]ItsSkitters 5 points6 points ago

His eyes are kinda big for that, and his midface doesn't look quite flat enough. Additionally his chin and upper lip are well developed.

[–]lunchboxg4 0 points1 point ago

Yup. It was uncovered as such one of the last few times this was posted.

[–]biggerthanhymer 57 points58 points ago

I want to kill you.

[–]calmcalamity 26 points27 points ago

Mother!...

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

I want to ...

[–]pornstarrunner 23 points24 points ago

....FUCK YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

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[–]pornstarrunner -5 points-4 points ago

Risky click!!

[–]sweetmarmelad 4 points5 points ago

Came here solely for this.

[–]Alter_egoH 0 points1 point ago

came here for that to say this.....

[–]jackdanny312 22 points23 points ago

I'm calling bullshit, there's no way that's his dad.

[–]stevaughan[S] 4 points5 points ago

We will never know will we? The whole sloth population left poor Sid.

[–]jackdanny312 7 points8 points ago

I was going for a "it's because he's black" rather "because the whole sloth population left him", but whatever.

[–]stevaughan[S] 0 points1 point ago

Fair enough, sir. Fair enough..

[–]TBfive2 -2 points-1 points ago

You're a reposting bastard

[–]elduud 6 points7 points ago

shouldn't that be the other way around?

[–]ilikezombis -1 points0 points ago

i like you

[–]lunchboxg4 7 points8 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Father? 311coms 871pts 5mos funny
He has his fathers eyes! 0coms 20pts 27dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]wolfgang5feet 3 points4 points ago

You missed one.

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
father? 91coms 849pts 9hrs funny
Father? 311coms 871pts 5mos funny
He has his fathers eyes! 0coms 20pts 27dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]GreatTragedy 16 points17 points ago

Making fun of someone for looking a way that is outside of their control is abhorrent.

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[–]Taylorseim 2 points3 points ago

The fact that some people are assholes on the internet does not mean that it doesn't matter whether or not you're an asshole on the internet. Making fun on someone because they have fetal alcohol syndrome makes you a lesser person, and this is true even if everyone on 4chan is acting worse.

[–]Unlucky13 0 points1 point ago

Just because all of the internet's assholes have congregated at 4chan doesn't mean the entire internet should behave like them.

[–]Empexis 0 points1 point ago

I was going to say that calling people out for being assholes on the internet doesn't change anything. Then I realized the irony in that.

[–]DilsGaming -2 points-1 points ago

see this post at least 30 times a month

[–]Shit_Tsunami 1 point2 points ago

~once a day...you're a liar.

[–]harroldhino 5 points6 points ago

hope you feel better about yourself now!

[–]thesomedude777 6 points7 points ago

.....I'm still scarred for life after the 4chan comparison....

[–]SourCreamWater 5 points6 points ago

You know damn well you can't say something like that without a link.

[–]Reddit_Delenda_Est 1 point2 points ago

You're going to regret asking.

[–]SourCreamWater 1 point2 points ago

You know damn well that I know, that you know, that I know what the hell you just did there.

Tease.

[–]I_live_in_a_trashcan 1 point2 points ago

here you go: NSFW http://i.imgur.com/1AiWQ.jpg

[–]SourCreamWater 0 points1 point ago

Whoa, gnarly. Isn't that the album cover of some metal band who's member shot themselves so they used it? I'll try to come up with a link.

EDIT: (NSFW) Not the same photo. Here is the cover I was thinking of. It was Mayhem. They're lead guitarist killed himself so they used the photo as album art.

[–]ineedtolaugh2 0 points1 point ago

Is this real? Did they use a picture of the scene or did they just draw the band member who killed himself in the scene?

[–]ineedtolaugh2 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for the link. :)

[–]SourCreamWater 0 points1 point ago

For sure. Interesting read.

[–]CertifiedEvil 5 points6 points ago

ಠ ___ ಠ

[–]Fellows23 5 points6 points ago

Hahaha yeah, what a weirdo! Disregard the fact that his mother drank excessively during her pregnancy and he has no control over it, he looks silly! Karma please!

[–]BoatWizard 0 points1 point ago

My first attempt to open the link gave me "Error 503: service not found." I got to laugh twice at this link.

[–]rferrera 2 points3 points ago

C'mon now, we all know he wouldn't admit to being the father that easily!

[–]Taylorseim 2 points3 points ago

Would you make fun of that guy if you saw him walking down the street? If you answered no then why are you making fun of him here?

[–]ninjaface 1 point2 points ago

The dude clearly has a birth defect. Come on. Be nice.

[–]RUN_DA_RIDDIM 3 points4 points ago

Wow so thats why all russians look like they do.

[–]lordsushi 0 points1 point ago

oh man. thats no good

[–]ErnieHemingway -1 points0 points ago

Who uses Safari?

[–]fantafano 1 point2 points ago

Should say, "Uncle Fungus?"

[–]Jinh0o 1 point2 points ago

theres another picture that looks alot like him... unfortunately its .gore

[–]OtaConnor 1 point2 points ago

Roberto?

[–]satismo 0 points1 point ago

fetal alcohol syndrome is cool.

[–]youRsoAtheistOMG 0 points1 point ago

This also explains why Sid has no job.

[–]sbannon 1 point2 points ago

I want to kill you...

[–]Poddo 0 points1 point ago

"Yesch, schon?

FTFY

[–]Budlicker420 0 points1 point ago

The first time I've seen something on reddit that I've already seen on facebook. What is going on? Is this real life?

[–]trampus1 0 points1 point ago

Anyone know what his mugshot is for? I'm trying to find a source but no luck so far. It would be funny if everyone is sticking up for him and he's some horrible child murderer or something.

[–]EdgHG 0 points1 point ago

Dayum! That's an ugly man.

[–]sgderp87 0 points1 point ago

This is insanely old, this was on Facebook like two months ago.

[–]DisposedCheese 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for not posting this to /r/WTF .

[–]orang3juuc3 0 points1 point ago

[–]Black_Acid_Devil 0 points1 point ago

"W-w-w-W-w-W-w-w-What does regret mean?"

[–]davidk23 0 points1 point ago

It looks like hes melting

[–]wearepog 0 points1 point ago

Never seen this before

[–]loni_xia_fox 0 points1 point ago

meth is a hellofa drug

[–]Grumblefly 0 points1 point ago

repost?

[–]Mr_dkatz 0 points1 point ago

Is he melting?

[–]reneepussman 1 point2 points ago

FAS is a bitch.

[–]fake_user_meme 0 points1 point ago

Repost? Yes it is.

[–]frgrc334 0 points1 point ago

Every time i see this I laugh.

[–]nealeem -1 points0 points ago

i wish i could give you more than one upvote

[–]WONT_CAPITALIZE_i -2 points-1 points ago

lil wayne?

[–]fatcat535 0 points1 point ago

if's it's FAS why dont all blacks look like that? i think Sid's the sloth is the father, he must have got really drunk one night and hooked up with a black chick and this was the out cum....

[–]mcgeem5 -2 points-1 points ago

The resemblence is pretty unsettling.

[–]GrumblyWhale -3 points-2 points ago

How classic, I just uploaded this last night to my surprise someone steals it and gets a ton of karma.

[–]harmdaddy 0 points1 point ago

You were clearly the first person ever to post this.