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Guaranteed cringing (imgur.com)

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[–]nate800 82 points83 points ago

Here's a motherfucking cringe... take toenail clippers. Slide them onto your front tooth. Click.

[–]troop99 19 points20 points ago

came here to state that no cringe was given, read first comment...

cringe all over

[–]Panzergrenadier 11 points12 points ago

fuck dude...cringe 10 achieved.

[–]malaroo 11 points12 points ago

I've thought about that before. Fuck you for making me think about it again. +1

[–]Geves -1 points0 points ago

You on r/WTF If you can't handle it here, you can leave

[–]malaroo 0 points1 point ago

What do you think the +1 meant?

[–]poteaser 6 points7 points ago

I once had a band instructor tell me a vibrating tuning fork would shatter your teeth if you touch it against them, it gave me bad dreams for a long time.

[–]jinklmun 0 points1 point ago

Ive done that. My physics teacher had a box of them and they became my favorite toy in school.

[–]poteaser 1 point2 points ago

So, was my band instructor telling the truth, or do you still have your teeth?

[–]jinklmun 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure if i every put them on my teeth... i think i did. it just hurts.

[–]nate800 0 points1 point ago

This made me cringe. Upvotes for you.

[–]cjrwil 0 points1 point ago

have you ever put one on your nose whilst its going? its the most uncomfortable sensation.

[–]PeteVenkmann 0 points1 point ago

That's bollocks, by the way.

[–]MinorThreat89 6 points7 points ago

Toothpick under toenail, kick wall.

From a thread a while back.

[–]Tyler_Durdan 2 points3 points ago

When I was a kid I had this fear of getting paper cuts on my eyes. Just thinking about paper getting anywhere close to my eyes sends me to cringe city.

[–]rainbowcabbage 2 points3 points ago

DUDE. A+

[–]neferr 3 points4 points ago

What makes me cringe is thinking about taking a razor for shaving to the front teeth. Aaack.

[–]nate800 0 points1 point ago

Iv had my teeth sanded, but not shaved. Not sure how I feel about that.

[–]tobycrisis 1 point2 points ago

awh man. you made my knees go funny.

[–]jevmorgan 2 points3 points ago

Holy shit, I've never thought about this, and you might have ruined my life.

[–]secretvictory 1 point2 points ago

straighten paper clip, gently glide into urethra, get kicked in genitals.

[–]ChilliPowderGuy 1 point2 points ago

I don't find that cringy :/

[–]pineapple_catapult 1 point2 points ago

Imagine the leverage you could get with giant toenail clippers...

[–]yessykeena 0 points1 point ago

Aaaah, nooooo. Body shivers...

[–]Winn_Ware 0 points1 point ago

I never keep razors on the bathroom counter because I'm afraid that one day I'll go to brush my teeth, and accidentally shave them instead. Ugh.

[–]spermbjorg 0 points1 point ago

do you think the guy was like: "dude, film me as I press this through my nail!"?

[–]bikemaul 1 point2 points ago

In school we dissected cats. A kid at the table next to me clipped the teeth with tin snips. Thinking of that sound still makes me cringe.

[–]sigtrap 0 points1 point ago

Did I miss something? This happened?

[–]Im-in-dublin 0 points1 point ago

oh god wtf is wrong with you!? I cringed like a motherfucker. Oh man....I'mgonnagotryit.

[–]Charleybucket 22 points23 points ago

Definitely fake... definitely from The Ring.

[–]un-sub 7 points8 points ago

Ok, Rainman.

[–]jhabitearockinspace 0 points1 point ago

briliant

[–]adorable_kitten 7 points8 points ago

why not show the rest of the video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqsVbiI7Mrc

[–]af0f746b 1 point2 points ago

Yeah man, it's totally rad... you should watch till the end.

[–]atlusblue 3 points4 points ago

yeah and you get a very special reward in seven days.....

[–]chodechugging 1 point2 points ago

The lamb (?) and the horse eye are the most unsettling parts.

[–]I_Iz_Hope 1 point2 points ago

you mean to tell me this isn't real self mutilation? damn.

[–]awesomechemist 0 points1 point ago

I remember being at a sleepover at my friend's house, and we were staying up late watching tv. It's like 4 in the morning, and everybody but me had fallen asleep, commercials start playing, then this shit comes on. There was no "THE RING, in theaters blah blah..." or anything afterwards. The video ends, and normal commercials start playing again. I was like "bout time for me to go to sleep..."

I didn't go to sleep.

[–]Kit_n_Kaboodle -2 points-1 points ago

Why did I let you talk me into that -____-

[–]hambrew 6 points7 points ago

I hate you and everything you stand for.

[–]ugbootz 38 points39 points ago

I can't put my finger on why... But I'm pretty sure you nailed it.

[–]Copathain 65 points66 points ago

Shut up.

[–]VAGINA_BLADES 10 points11 points ago

My jimmies have been rustled.

[–]Anopheles_stingz 2 points3 points ago

Cringing to the max, it doesn't often happen, but OP delivered

[–]SalamalaS 0 points1 point ago

To be fair, I did cringe.

[–]goodbye9hello10 0 points1 point ago

Whatever.

[–]Marianzillaa 6 points7 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
Urgh [NSFL] 10coms 19pts 9mos WTF
Nailed it. 3coms 1pt 10dys WTF
Make it stop. 79coms 384pts 17dys WTF
aaaaaaawch....I think i'll just leave this here. 14coms 20pts 3mos WTF
aaaaaaawch....I think i'll just leave this here. 14coms 20pts 3mos WTF

source: karmadecay

[–]Le_Dark_Flower 1 point2 points ago

I didn't cringe. Do I win?

[–]awesomebbq 1 point2 points ago

Why'd the nail bend?

[–]chesterdjester 1 point2 points ago

I did the same shit once with a big ass stapler

[–]Trundar 0 points1 point ago

I may be weird, but I enjoy being stapled in my arm lol.

[–]bb_cowgirl 1 point2 points ago

I don't believe I've ever hit the back button so fast...

[–]traaacker 1 point2 points ago

/r/wtf at it's finest...

[–]themoray42 0 points1 point ago

You MUST be new........

[–]sinisterdreams -1 points0 points ago

The Ring was so lame! It didn't make me cringe when it first came out 10 years ago, (or 14 years for the original) and it didn't make me cringe now.

[–]Andygoesrawr 3 points4 points ago

really? I love the ring. possibly my favourite movie ever

[–]sinisterdreams -2 points-1 points ago

Really?! That's just asinine!

[–]dreadredheadzedsdead 2 points3 points ago

Thems fighting words.

[–]sinisterdreams -2 points-1 points ago

Bring it!

[–]efinmirical 0 points1 point ago

i totally did!

[–]vicious771 0 points1 point ago

I didn't cringe.

[–]ochtapas 0 points1 point ago

I want my money back.

[–]rainbowcabbage 0 points1 point ago

Did not even make me cringe. Maybe when I was 12.

[–]clm51193 0 points1 point ago

Take an airsoft gun, point it right at your urethra (piss hole)... pull the trigger.

[–]ronster230 1 point2 points ago

I like it when the red water comes out

[–]DarthNinjabadger 0 points1 point ago

Digits and Eyes, always makes me cringe.

[–]Logain2 0 points1 point ago

I honestly always end up clicking the WTF links while browsing the front page and eating. Fun

[–]toetomlol 0 points1 point ago

Here's a better one: acquire toothpick. Place toothpick in between flesh and nail of big toenail. Kick wall.

[–]Metroshant 0 points1 point ago

Why did I click ? why ?

[–]KrimsonTide 0 points1 point ago

I didn't cringe. I shuddered and it sounded like an orgasm. The old lady next to me is still staring.

[–]I_Am_The_Mole 0 points1 point ago

I don't know what I expected.

[–]Scribbl3d_Out 0 points1 point ago

http://i.imgur.com/wpfEv.gif

[–]Odd666future 0 points1 point ago

First thing I've really cringed at on WTF. Kudos GOAS

[–]fisher_king 0 points1 point ago

NO!

[–]eviljimbo 0 points1 point ago

oh yeah, i cringed

[–]ImperfectPragmatism 0 points1 point ago

Why do I click on links that I know are gong to make my teeth sing?

[–]epetuha 0 points1 point ago

Why? People why?

[–]TempleU 0 points1 point ago

Asshole

[–]ImVerySerious 0 points1 point ago

You win.

[–]Brandolfff 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I saw The Ring too.

[–]Ihazareddit 0 points1 point ago

Fuck why!

[–]robotjackie 0 points1 point ago

This gif has, for years, been my explanation as to why i fucking loathe touching cardboard. It feels like watching this gif.

[–]Exryze 0 points1 point ago

I didn't cringe at this or the top comment. Takes quite a bit to get me now a days...

[–]Phailinator 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why I even clicked that...

[–]Icypancakes81 0 points1 point ago

Masturbation level: Impossible

[–]fingers 0 points1 point ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]denverdub808 0 points1 point ago

cringed when i remembered i saw this on myspace..

[–]kamajo8991 0 points1 point ago

THIS. THIS is SO AWFUL. I could watch the whole movie and be just fine, until this very part. Fuuuu.

[–]uzumaki222 0 points1 point ago

Rip from the Ring? You bet I'm cringing.

[–]asmo97 0 points1 point ago

stick a barbed wire in your penis hole. have fun getting that out of your head as well as your penis

[–]logan38a 0 points1 point ago

This clip was in the ring death video

[–]purplewhiteblack 0 points1 point ago

nope

[–]Waz433268 0 points1 point ago

No cringe made

[–]Future_Washingtonian 0 points1 point ago

Not even a bit.

[–]WhatHaveIBecome1337 1 point2 points ago

As I sit here, I wonder,"What is happening here, why do I have no reaction to this?" I'm too used to seeing stuff like this, I sat there and shrugged. I've seen too much reddit D:

[–]payphonepromise 0 points1 point ago

Fuck this is almost my least favorite thing in the entire world.

[–]TeddyMonsta 0 points1 point ago

Nailed it.

[–]speatears 0 points1 point ago

this made me fart.

[–]kenmai9 -2 points-1 points ago

It looks like he/she did it on purpose =/

[–]malaroo 2 points3 points ago

That's cause it's from The Ring.

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[–]malaroo 0 points1 point ago

"Guaranteed cringing" wasn't warning enough?

You're on r/wtf ffs.

[–]awesomeme99 -1 points0 points ago

My small 13-year-old mind has been so corrupted by the Internet, I just stared at this blankly and continued on hypnotized by Reddit. WHY REDDIT WHY I USED TO BE SO PRODUCTIVE

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[–]VAGINA_BLADES -1 points0 points ago

How about no?

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