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[–]VAGINA_BLADES 11 points12 points ago

[–]TheDarkDoctor 7 points8 points ago

Here comes the rape

[–]aiovine10688[S] 5 points6 points ago

Thank you for enhancing my post. Hot as sheeeeeeit

[–]Markj4552 3 points4 points ago

I was thinking the exact same thing haha

[–]warrenseth 3 points4 points ago

What does jump rope and concentration have in common?

[–]Lecks 4 points5 points ago

Is it jews?

[–]CookPu 2 points3 points ago

Letters?

[–]immawsome 3 points4 points ago

[–]zebrapancakes 3 points4 points ago

Beat me to it! Yours is funnier anyway.

[–]casinodr0ne 1 point2 points ago

envisioning a precursor to cheerleader camp.

after the last two weeks of learning to jump in place tomorrow we will give you some words to say while you jump

[–]Merfen 1 point2 points ago

I was wondering this too, is it like a day camp? Couldn't be more than a week could it? Would they seriously just be outside every day jumping rope?

[–]MAKE_THIS_POLITICAL 1 point2 points ago

No no, it's jump rape camp.

[–]KizzyKid 1 point2 points ago

A Gandalf meme not simply confirming the arrival of a new meme? Fuck it, have an upvote!

[–]aiovine10688[S] 2 points3 points ago

No cliché Upvote Obama link? Take a couple upvotes yourself, good sir.

[–]The_Scraw -3 points-2 points ago

Jump rope camp is not as great as you guys think. The counselors are all mean and the food at camp sucks and my stupid parents made me go, so i made them choke on their own fucking blood as i laughed and skipped rope with their intestines while singing along to my favorite kids bop 5 album. The camp cabins were nice though!

[–]throwaway20970 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like those bastards got what the deserved

[–]Mustkunstn1k -2 points-1 points ago

And this needed a separate post why?

[–]9212 0 points1 point ago