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[–]jackthedog 203 points204 points ago

I wonder if I'd have understood the joke if the sign weren't included. I'd like to think so, but I doubt it.

[–]GroovenileDelinquent 118 points119 points ago

Creepy bread boy!

[–]jackthedog 64 points65 points ago

I think I would have gone with creepy duck feeder

[–]kukkuzejt 16 points17 points ago

Purveyor of crazy headgear.

[–]Charwinger21 9 points10 points ago

Wow. That's the first time I've seen that image at anything larger than like 300x180 and without extensive compression artefacts.

[–]kukkuzejt 4 points5 points ago

Hehe! I just googled "bread hat".

[–]TheUnfamiliar 15 points16 points ago

I'd just assume he likes to get baked.

I mean, that's what the cops thought of me last time I walked around with a bunch of bread hanging around my neck.

[–]treecosy 4 points5 points ago

Definitely a band I'd pay to see.

[–]TAP_DONT_FAP 2 points3 points ago

[–]damontoo 4 points5 points ago

It almost whooshed right past me and I know the joke. "But... that's not gingerbr.... OOOOHHHH. HA!"

[–]mike808hawaii 340 points341 points ago

I guess he was the only one who was told it was dress up day... The piece of bread on the ground also amuses me.

[–]kinematografi 61 points62 points ago

OP, please explain why no one else is dressed as anything.

[–]TheDaftPunk[S] 89 points90 points ago

My school is full of people who really don't give a shit about anything

[–]FWT 93 points94 points ago

Kind of like every high school ever?

[–]TheDaftPunk[S] 28 points29 points ago

Pretty much

[–]frattyfrattybrobro 5 points6 points ago

Good Ole' Jersey Village.

[–]VAGINA_BLADES 245 points246 points ago

Can I blow your mind for sec?

http://i.imgur.com/cEoz6.jpg

[–]GroovenileDelinquent 72 points73 points ago

Yeah, you rock, hawk eye.

[–]PabstRedRibbon 32 points33 points ago

enhance. gibberish typing. enhance.

[–]l3rN 17 points18 points ago

[–]VAGINA_BLADES 3 points4 points ago

[–]Vranak 12 points13 points ago

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[–]u83rmensch 32 points33 points ago

na. most of these kids have no future career, so they just dressed up as a cannon fodder civilians.

[–]bobbybusche 12 points13 points ago

Well it is from Kroger. Shit just falls apart.

[–]BrosephineBaker19 4 points5 points ago

thats why the stuff it in a corner and charge 79 cents for a loaf.

[–]natittie 4 points5 points ago

He wasn't the only one! http://imgur.com/a/JXFPu i go to the same school, too (:

[–]lazydictionary 37 points38 points ago

I'd love to work at a bakery

[–]ThatJesterJeff 29 points30 points ago

I'd love to be a ginger.

[–]aceofspades0990 19 points20 points ago

I'd love to be a man

[–]johnlukepicard 26 points27 points ago

I'd love to be.

[–]Colin_Oscar_P 29 points30 points ago

Or not to be.

[–]makesterriblejokes 22 points23 points ago

That is the question.

[–]denfilade 14 points15 points ago

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and, by opposing, end them.

[–]--Petrichor-- 6 points7 points ago

To die, to sleep. To sleep, perchance to dream-- aye, there's the rub! For in that dream of death what dreams may come?

[–]HumanityFails 6 points7 points ago

I can put a penis on you if that's what you're into...

[–]ginja_ninja 2 points3 points ago

I'll contact you as soon as ginger transplant technology is invented.

[–]grimpoteuthis 8 points9 points ago

My best friend works at a bakery. I think she's purposely given her friends, including me, all the free pastries and bread they want so she can be the hot one. Clever girl, but goddamn her. It totally worked. I know I've gained at least 10 pounds since she started working there 4 years ago.

[–]daftzak 35 points36 points ago

Someone has been Krogering..

[–]slickestwood 14 points15 points ago

First thing I saw were the Manager's special stickers and kids' stickers. God I've worked there too long...

[–]theoretical-narrator 50 points51 points ago

Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.

[–]penkap1 24 points25 points ago

What if you want to be a pron star, but work at the Bank?

[–]Easy111 53 points54 points ago

Then you better buy some comfortable knee pads.

[–]i_dream_of_kitty 7 points8 points ago

mmm. prawn stars. dealing with clams is a start, no?

[–]HKBFG 14 points15 points ago

Everybody else dressed up as high school students.

[–]darwinface0321 8 points9 points ago

Is this in houston? This looks like my old high school...

[–]sexysheik 8 points9 points ago

I'm thinking the same thing.... Jersey Village, by any chance?

[–]ulveskog 8 points9 points ago

Wait, that's not gingerbr.... oh...

[–]MikeMamulaFan 12 points13 points ago

This is how Carrot top got started. Prop comedy.

[–]AggieThug 5 points6 points ago

Is this Jersey Village High School?!!

[–]It_Aint_Me 30 points31 points ago

These are high schoolers? WHY ARE THEY SO YOUNG?

[–]GuitarWizard90 23 points24 points ago

It's funny how old high schoolers looked when I was in middle school. Now that I am in my mid-20s, even high school seniors look like small children to me. I wonder if I'll think the same about people in their 20s once I am in my 30s.

[–]Vexing 15 points16 points ago

Probably. I can even see it in college freshmen as a senior. Makes it weird to flirt with them. I manage, somehow.

[–]Colin_Oscar_P 23 points24 points ago

Because they're high schoolers.

[–]grimpoteuthis 3 points4 points ago

I looked so much older in high school, it's really weird. I live a few blocks away from one and on the way to work, I see all these kids. I get so confused, they look like they're 12.

[–]thomycat 5 points6 points ago

if you look at the background, NOBODY ELSE is dressing up??

[–]Downvotes_Children 238 points239 points ago

High school? Really???

[–]bobbybusche 147 points148 points ago

Relevant username.

[–]caseyjhol 14 points15 points ago

I believe this is in reference to the fact that this kid looks 12.

[–]nehpets96 107 points108 points ago

This shit again? Yes, there are teenagers on reddit. Nothing new here, move along.

[–]Things_and_things 28 points29 points ago

Username.

[–]universboy95 13 points14 points ago

You think that would mean his birth year? Why the hell would anyone do that?

[–]ITsmellsLIKEmordor 5 points6 points ago

Or neopets.

[–]CynicSatire 4 points5 points ago

I think he meant in a doubtful way.

[–]RanchWithEverything 34 points35 points ago

Who else do you think goes on f7u12 and atheism?

[–]JustHereToDerp 15 points16 points ago

Except that this is /r/funny

[–]RoflCopter4 21 points22 points ago

Every default Reddit is more or less just as bad as any other.

[–]SatanicBug 16 points17 points ago

except f7u12. that shit is in a league of its own!

[–]grimpoteuthis 15 points16 points ago

I think I'm still subscribed because I hate myself. It's so bad but I can't stop looking.

[–]ginja_ninja 38 points39 points ago

le me and le gf derpina doing le sexytimes on le poorly drawn bed

something something

"do me like a pokemon, derpson!"

me gusta

1473 upvotes

[–]DJWhiteRussian 1 point2 points ago

And then something about their parents because they are still minors living with their parents

[–]IHaveAScatFetishAMA 7 points8 points ago

/r/eflcomics is much better

[–]i_dream_of_kitty 5 points6 points ago

Aww, I though that said elf comics. Let alone what i thought your username was. Disappointment all around.

[–]freakylol 3 points4 points ago

Don't talk like that, High School students are great contributors to Reddit. - Neckbeard

[–]Classdistraction 5 points6 points ago

This kid has some class. What's with all of the other lame fucks who didn't dress up as their dream careers?

[–]Sandvicheater 6 points7 points ago

Did he ever get caught?

[–]skiierman 5 points6 points ago

Manager Special bread, your friend is a real big spender.

[–]Corbzor 20 points21 points ago

How is "Ginger Bread Man" a career?

[–]JollySpace 68 points69 points ago

He's not a "ginger bread man", he's a ginger "bread man".

[–]albequirky 29 points30 points ago

That moment when you realize you are dumber than a ginger high schooler.

[–]TAP_DONT_FAP 7 points8 points ago

I would not buy bread from that man. It's just hanging from him! Who knows where that bread's been?

[–]maate 2 points3 points ago

The Ginger Bread Man knows all.

[–]CletusAwreetus 5 points6 points ago

This kid is just setting himself up for disappointment.

[–]xyroclast 4 points5 points ago

There's also no sign of a "dress up day" going on in the picture...

[–]MyOtherNameWasBetter 5 points6 points ago

Haven't you heard of bakers?

[–]Nimrod41544 1 point2 points ago

Looks to be good ol freshman year. Have seen a few better ways to keep your virginity intact for the rest of your highschool career.

[–]meezajangles 1 point2 points ago

I know this is in r/funny, but Im genuinely creeped out by this kid.

[–]Saturnynian 2 points3 points ago

High School? That looks like my old middle school, Falcon Creek. Plus that kid looks way too young for high school. But I still give you an upvote because it made me laugh! Keep up the good work.

[–]agentup 2 points3 points ago

Why is no one else dressed up? And why does everyone look like the casting director of 90210 picked all the "kids"

[–]Agent_Nycto 1 point2 points ago

WHY HAS NO ONE DRESSED LIKE BATMAN?! When given the option, ALWAYS choose Batman.

[–]paulthewalrus 2 points3 points ago

I feel like I trust the pillsbury doughboy much more than this charlatan. This guy is definitely a swindler. THE (PRICE OF) RYE IS TOO DAMN HIGH.

[–]jstarlee 1 point2 points ago

Please tell your friend I'd like to watch his standup/sitcom in the future and never change.

[–]DeepRoot 2 points3 points ago

Hmmm, then how'd you "catch" him in a picture?

[–]FromTheGarage 2 points3 points ago

[–]exwrestler83 1 point2 points ago

I bet I would find this hilariously funny, if I were still in middle school.

[–]imafarmer 2 points3 points ago

looks like he saved by buying all the manager's specials they had on the rack.

[–]joelpub 2 points3 points ago

Kroger clearance bread, FTW!

[–]pointofinformation 3 points4 points ago

Manager's specials. He's a keeper, ladies.

[–]VAGINA_BLADES 2 points3 points ago

His vacant, soulless stare really makes this pic for me.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Should read: GINGER BREADMAN

[–]ophello 1 point2 points ago

Suddenly, I'm glad that high school is nothing but a distant memory. What a miserable time that was...

[–]kingjs11 1 point2 points ago

I've been drinking, it took me way too long. You got me, have an upvote.

[–]carlingford 0 points1 point ago

Does every school have a flag?

[–]js3ph 0 points1 point ago

Coming from someone with red hair, I now know what my halloween costume will be.

[–]burnout530 0 points1 point ago

Run, run, run. As fast as you can. Can't catch me. I'm the Gingerbread man.

[–]gojo345 0 points1 point ago

There should be a comma after Ginger.

He's a Ginger, Bread Man

[–]WindSandStars 1 point2 points ago

Why should there be a comma? It's not like you say "he's a used, car salesman".

He is a ginger bread man, but he is not a gingerbread man.

[–]harrybalsania 1 point2 points ago

Dat manager special.

[–]the-comeback 1 point2 points ago

This place has a lot of school spirit, would you look at all those kids who dressed up!

[–]nejiyo 0 points1 point ago

He looks like an Onion

[–]terdwrassler 0 points1 point ago

You guys know gingerbread man is street term for a coke dealer? Could be a pretty successful career choice.

[–]adambuck66 0 points1 point ago

That looks like a brigades high school!

[–]dackalack 0 points1 point ago

Good to see that the school students have a high expectation

[–]IAteCookieM 0 points1 point ago

For my "Career Dress-up" day we had to go in suits with ties and dress shoes.

[–]icryerrytime -1 points0 points ago

He looks so frightened. This is how I imagine all high school gingers probably look. Actually, this is how I imagine all high schoolers look in general.

[–]westcoastin85 0 points1 point ago

That managers special

[–]Icanollie187 -1 points0 points ago

Each loaf of bread costs one soul.

[–]trevormatic 0 points1 point ago

Haha... he thinks he has a soul.

[–]Baby_Wayne 0 points1 point ago

Uh oh, he's that kid

[–]jingle_of_dreams 0 points1 point ago

Some of that bread looks delicious.

[–]El_Chupocabra 0 points1 point ago

Manager's special I see. a frugal ginger bread man...

[–]heartscrew 0 points1 point ago

They did tell us we could be anything.

[–]NY1227 0 points1 point ago

awkward that he's the only one that got the dress up day memo.

[–]cockathree 0 points1 point ago

I just found my next Halloween costume.

[–]Android_Bay 0 points1 point ago

He looks like Bubbles from the Trailer Park Boys...

[–]space_cash 0 points1 point ago

That flag has a promising future as an American.

[–]hard_to_explain 1 point2 points ago

Get off of Reddit before it's too late, kid!

[–]hippopotamus_rex 1 point2 points ago

"No! Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!"

[–]HeavyNutzGatmasta 0 points1 point ago

Funny this was on tumblr forever ago, nice lie.

[–]ihayteyerfayce 0 points1 point ago

and he had the sense to buy day-old bread. kid is going places.

[–]superhurt98 0 points1 point ago

wow, you kids think everythings funny nowdays

[–]PLUS_SIZED_SLUT 0 points1 point ago

Go away, child.

[–]brentwal 0 points1 point ago

I hope the guy dressing up as the Doctor was able to administer real CPR after that kid gets turbo-wedgied by the Jocks dressing up as bros.

[–]Led66Pepper 0 points1 point ago

I expected a wanking spiderman..

[–]Ninsha 0 points1 point ago

I love that all the bread was Kroger Manager's Special bread. I do love a bargain.

[–]indridcold137 0 points1 point ago

RUUUUUUN! RUN! RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAAAAAN!

[–]epicurus5 0 points1 point ago

He must be baked.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Not my gumdrop buttons!

[–]chingyduster 0 points1 point ago

Un-employed American?

[–]trevmane 0 points1 point ago

J ersey village?

[–]trevmane 1 point2 points ago

Jersey village?

[–]GDRolfe -1 points0 points ago

Ah, high school. So many years ago... 2 to be exact.

GET OFF MY LAWN!

[–]cant_be_pun_seen 0 points1 point ago

thats not even ginger brea..... oh, alright.

[–]rknLA 0 points1 point ago

as a ginger, i approve of this costume.

[–]rikashiku 0 points1 point ago

He's got no soul, because he's filled up on bread.

[–]lydocia 1 point2 points ago

I was expecting "stripper" when I read the title.

[–]charmingwit 0 points1 point ago

so I guess he is pretending to be like every other graduate in this economy ha.

[–]spitzbubchen 0 points1 point ago

Well, dough is dough, I guess...

or...

[–]Lumixi 0 points1 point ago

Lol

[–]rgzzo -1 points0 points ago

Well, he is a ginger.

[–]JopHabLuk 0 points1 point ago

Career suicide?

[–]Acranist1 1 point2 points ago

it's better than what people have in the background

[–]Cruyff14 0 points1 point ago

Where's the gum-drop buttons?

[–]qucie 0 points1 point ago

Came for batman, was disappointed :(

[–]cornellrunner314 0 points1 point ago

No, this is the fucking ginger bread man! Dont challenge me. Im the real cookie

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/49_581268645834_969_n.jpg

[–]Hawkmoon333 0 points1 point ago

Oh! Wait! Don't tell me...an out of work comedian?

[–]kittykezzie 0 points1 point ago

Good way to promote the ginger! Haha!

[–]Goonz 0 points1 point ago

High schoolers look little

[–]redpandaeater -1 points0 points ago

TIL that gingers have friends. But then again, maybe you're also a ginger in which case it doesn't count.

[–]BudderFM 0 points1 point ago

1/10

[–]Lady_Lovely_Locks -1 points0 points ago

That's a Ginger Bread Boy!

[–]cameron_2o1 -1 points0 points ago

he has red hair.................

[–]Antonio2Ballz 0 points1 point ago

Is this in San Antonio, it looks a lot like this high school I know.

[–]berry_picking_time 0 points1 point ago

nobody else seems to be dressed up...

[–]xndrz 0 points1 point ago

I bet he gets all the ladies.

[–]GreenTambourine 0 points1 point ago

This looks like Jersey Village High School, where I used to go. And potted plant head kid goes to UNT, where I currently go. This is freaking me out.

[–]fetissipenkki -1 points0 points ago

I thought that gingers don't have friends..

[–]folcwine -1 points0 points ago

poor kid will feed on souls later and wander where...and why

[–]Nagasawa 0 points1 point ago

The fact that this made the front page makes me angry.

[–]Shilshul 0 points1 point ago

I am going to go to hell for this; when the image first started loading and I could only see his face, I thought his costume was John Holmes.

[–]JoJokerer 0 points1 point ago

SAHH FUNNI NEED MY PUFFA

[–]lostfan815 1 point2 points ago

So, where in Cy-Fair ISD do you go?

[–]The_Last_Melon14 0 points1 point ago

At first glance I thought he went as homeless guy, which, done right, would be pretty amusing

[–]DefinitelyALion 0 points1 point ago

Run, run, as fast as you can!

[–]Dcoutofstep 0 points1 point ago

Gross

[–]superjjskate 0 points1 point ago

How come your american high school looks like a shopping centre?

[–]Lucidskater 1 point2 points ago

This has now officially become a meme Literal Larry!- http://memegenerator.net/instance/27112627

[–]Vranak -1 points0 points ago

Looking it the cold glazed eyes of your friend, I would just like to point out and reiterate to everyone that gingers do not, in fact, have souls.

(Just kidding one of my best friends in high school was a ginger and he was a very nice guy)

[–]Darth0s 0 points1 point ago

Oh, white people...

[–]CornFedHonky 0 points1 point ago

Krogers stickers!

[–]remixtorebecca 0 points1 point ago

My little sister had a "dress what you'll be five years from now' day when she was a freshman. She was a crack head.

Great job!

[–]graaahh 0 points1 point ago

As a fellow ginger I approve of this costume. I may steal it for Halloween.

[–]amarkoski -1 points0 points ago

An orangutang tries to blend into an unfamiliar habitat.

[–]Karma_Down -1 points0 points ago

FCKING IRISH PEOPLE THEY COME TO AMERICA AND BREED WITH OUR SEXIE LADIES TO MAKE MORE GINGER KIDS!

[–]juicybananas 0 points1 point ago

WAKA WAKA WAKA. Got any CHEESE for that bread. <drum roll followed by merciless beat down uploaded to youtube>

[–]IrregardingGrammar 0 points1 point ago

Your friend is the one awkward guy that actually dressed up, nobody else is. Also he looks like he's 11.

[–]2773625 0 points1 point ago

Thats really stupid

[–]habanolover 0 points1 point ago

His parents must be so proud

[–]mikeydude91 0 points1 point ago

Jersey Village Blows.

[–]cutthroattrick 1 point2 points ago

You've been Krogered.

[–]darya521 1 point2 points ago

I see that most of the students at your high school will end up jobless.

[–]cnorris1 0 points1 point ago

Did anybody show up as a hooker ?

[–]Rasta_Man69 0 points1 point ago

Your friend is a trooper.

[–]Roflmoo 0 points1 point ago

I notice that no one else in the picture is dressed up.

[–]mardi_gras 0 points1 point ago

I think I went to the same highschool as you. I believe you at standing in the Commons area or one highschool known as "Creek."

[–]A7X4REVer 0 points1 point ago

Dat Genius, if only my school had this, I would have so chosen this.